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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. It's not much but we're proud. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia. You can choose the next article that shows up on this list, or look at the best images featured on the front page. Also, check out our Hall of Shame and thank the authors who write this crap.
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2020
- UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says (21 May)
- UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate (19 September)
- Black Lives Matter (5 September)
- UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus (19 October)
- COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated (17 September)
- Claudia Schiffer (15 September)
- Download more RAM (3 October)
- Elon Musk (22 June)
- Extinctionism (15 November)
- Five-second rule (11 September)
- UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine (29 April)
- UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead (12 January)
- Jeffrey Epstein (24 January)
- Jerusalem (article) (9 November)
- Jimbo Wales (13 October)
- McDonald's (25 March)
- UnNews:Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus (30 August)
- Potatoism (18 April)
- UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full (26 September)
- Robot Sex in Popular Media (23 September)
- Ruth Westheimer (8 October)
- Social Credit System (26 June)
- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (26 April)
- Time Person of the Year (23 August)
- UPN (2 May)
- Waltz with Bashir (30 September)
2019
- UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals) (29 January)
- HowTo:Be German (10 January)
- Climate change (31 December)
- Commando (film) (21 March)
- UnNews:David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker (17 February)
- Eritrea (19 December)
- Gangrene (19 January)
- UnNews:Gerry-meandering Mississippi River declared unconstitutional by Supreme Court (18 January)
- Hen named Ty (1 February)
- KISS (12 January)
- Large text (17 January)
- UnBooks:Letters from the end (20 December)
- Lincoln Logs (20 February)
- Madonna (25 February)
- Mandela effect (2 November)
- Passive–aggressive behavior (5 February)
- Personality disorder (6 November)
- Planet Earth 3 (31 October)
- Playstation 6 (10 November)
- Punk rock (16 March)
- Untitled Airlines (27 August)
- Where Is Everybody? (25 January)
2018
- Ajit Pai (4 January)
- Art's True Meanings (28 May)
- Baboon (25 October)
- Behemoth (26 July)
- UnNews:Chevy Chase, Maryland, to change name to Bill Murray (19 December)
- UnNews:Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet (18 March)
- Death (band) (4 June)
- UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus (28 January)
- UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall (20 July)
- UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' (9 August)
- Hostile architecture (24 February)
- I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME (3 December)
- I Fucking Love John "Bermuda" Schwartz (24 June)
- Jules Verne (11 October)
- Kurt Vonnegut (1 September)
- L7 (12 January)
- UnNews:New documentary challenges Simpsons aliens (27 November)
- Papyrus (5 February)
- UnNews:Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition (8 June)
- The Larry Sanders Show (8 April)
- UnNews:This is a window (20 January)
- UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 3: Waiting For Gadot (16 February)
- Woody Allen (26 March)
2017
- Benito Mussolini (9 December)
- UnTunes:Come In My Face (6 July)
- HowTo:Deal with the Loss of a Loved One (1 January)
- Deconstruction barrel (6 April)
- UnNews:Disney merges Star Wars and Christmas (14 April)
- UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site (14 March)
- Holocaust film (2 June)
- Kicking pigeons is FUN! (16 May)
- Leninade (1 August)
- UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO (12 June)
- PANIC! at the Disco (9 March)
- UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop (20 June)
- People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata (2 April)
- Prohibition (30 April)
- Reductio ad Hitlerum (11 August)
- UnReviews:Rotten Tomatoes (1 October)
- Sam Harris (8 May)
- Television (22 April)
- UnNews:Trump nominates new Dr. Who (24 May)
- UnNews:Trump presidency just a dream, George W. Bush still president (30 November)
- White History Month (28 March)
2016
- "Weird Al" Yankovic (25 October)
- A Charlie Brown Christmas (28 December)
- Albert Einstein (10 May)
- Allah's law (8 August)
- Barack Obama (24 May)
- HowTo:Be an adult (4 February)
- UnNews:Britain is on Fire (1 August)
- Cadillac, Michigan (4 May)
- Comic Sans (13 October)
- Crusades (13 July)
- Daily Mail (16 May)
- Fortune cookie (27 June)
- Futurama (5 March)
- Gamergate (22 November)
- UnBooks:It's not natural! (8 July)
- UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan (15 February)
- Joseph Stalin (27 February)
- Lincoln-Douglas Debates (18 July)
- UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion (12 February)
- Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (6 April)
- Noble gases (13 September)
- Old White Man (25 January)
- Pornography (full article) (7 February)
- Robin Williams (8 January)
- Rock lobster (29 January)
- Sony (28 April)
- Sovereign citizen (19 April)
- Speedy Gonzales (23 April)
- Split infinitive (14 August)
- Stephen Colbert (3 July)
- Sunset Advisory Commission (22 August)
- UnBooks:The Black and White House: Hillary and Barack (1 June)
- Three-strikes law (2 January)
- Tom Waits (2 September)
- Wes Anderson (21 February)
2015
- African American/racist (16 March)
- Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes (21 June)
- American cuisine (25 April)
- Anaconda Plan (7 April)
- Before Broken Britain (20 August)
- Caitlyn Jenner (6 July)
- Cars 2 (8 December)
- UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up (3 August)
- Chris Hansen (13 June)
- Corn snake (7 May)
- Cricket (6 March)
- D20 Uncyclopedia (2 October)
- David Foster Wallace (22 November)
- UnPoetia:Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night (12 March)
- Electric Light Orchestra (1 June)
- Extreme Beach Chess (20 September)
- UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries (21 May)
- Finland (10 November)
- UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life (21 July)
- Fuck the Police (6 August)
- God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you (10 October)
- UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen (21 December)
- Great Pacific Cum Patch (7 June)
- UnBooks:Grey is the New Pink (23 August)
- I have a dream (26 March)
- UnPoetia:I went to Target (2 December)
- HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it (28 December)
- Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (28 February)
- UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses (16 August)
- More dildos (4 October)
- Neo-Luddite Dynamite (16 November)
- Nothing's syndrome (25 February)
- UnBooks:Nuclear Football (22 August)
- PlayStation 3 (14 July)
- Pope Francis (19 May)
- UnNews:President pardons furries (26 November)
- UnScripts:Prometheus (13 April)
- Qin Shi Huang (25 January)
- Rembrandt (26 February)
- Rough Gay Wolf Sex (19 June)
- Slut shaming (2 March)
- UnBooks:Space Jew-hunting (12 September)
- Spambot (7 November)
- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (3 November)
- Star Wars opening crawl (27 October)
- Sydney (13 May)
- The 9-11 Commission Report (27 July)
- UnBooks:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel (21 October)
- The Evolution of Modern Music (1 May)
- The Last of Us (10 January)
- The Misunderstood (26 May)
- This is IT! Where's the Money? (28 August)
- UnTunes:This is faggotry! (10 August)
- Tornado (4 January)
- Tumblr (28 September)
- Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases (16 September)
- Uncyclopedian (19 April)
- Unidentified Jedi Council member (2 September)
2014
- 43 (6 March)
- A letter about Megan Fox (15 December)
- Adam and Eve (30 May)
- UnBooks:Aesop's Tables (24 August)
- Amazon: A survival story (24 March)
- Antibiotics (26 September)
- Antiques Roadshow (20 October)
- Antoninus Pius (1 November)
- Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike? (14 May)
- Aries (13 October)
- Assassin's Creed (3 February)
- Bat Fuck Origami (28 July)
- Bidet (26 July)
- Bluestocking (8 October)
- Bread machine (13 June)
- Breaking Bad Wind (10 May)
- Canadian baseball (4 July)
- Captain Autofellatio (22 August)
- Captain Britain (19 June)
- Cereal (22 May)
- Cherry (26 October)
- Cleopatra (3 January)
- Cockroach (26 May)
- Content-free (19 January)
- HowTo:Cure homosexuality (17 August)
- Dag Hammarskjöld (17 November)
- UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas? (25 December)
- EU (13 January)
- Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast (28 October)
- Ebola (6 October)
- Electricity (14 November)
- English language (9 January)
- Ernest Hemingway (30 March)
- Evil Jesus (1 June)
- F4 (19 August)
- Firesheep (4 October)
- Flying Purple People Eater (16 February)
- Food (28 May)
- HowTo:Fry an egg (2 October)
- Glory hole (29 August)
- God Hates Fags (3 September)
- Great Barrier Reef (2 September)
- Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud (1 February)
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy (20 May)
- User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy (2 May)
- UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board (28 August)
- Hell (30 January)
- Herbert Hoover (9 November)
- History of the world (18 April)
- UnBooks:Holmes On Homes (14 August)
- UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis (12 May)
- Humans (25 August)
- UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations (19 November)
- UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes (14 September)
- Jared Leto (30 August)
- Jizzlam (21 December)
- UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords (30 October)
- UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains (23 September)
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (18 September)
- UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered (12 March)
- UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda (18 May)
- Melbourne (17 October)
- UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking (22 February)
- Mithraism (20 July)
- UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer (12 November)
- UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick (9 February)
- My Week Without Porn (14 July)
- My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (22 September)
- UnNews:My balls itch (3 December)
- UnBooks:My school day (15 January)
- New Age (3 June)
- Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun (1 September)
- Nirvana (9 December)
- Nouvelle cuisine (28 September)
- UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods (24 September)
- Offended (9 June)
- Patch Adams (5 April)
- Peter Sagan (18 March)
- Potatoe (2 August)
- Power (7 December)
- Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (5 September)
- Python (programming language) (9 April)
- Reggae (31 December)
- HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (31 August)
- Richard Nixon (22 October)
- Samsung (5 November)
- Shirley Phelps-Roper (10 September)
- UnDebate:Should women rap? (15 October)
- Solar flares (24 October)
- Solar wind (3 November)
- UnBooks:Sunday my Sunday (29 November)
- UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching (25 June)
- Taoism (23 April)
- Thailand (11 December)
- The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (31 July)
- The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard (2 February)
- The USA versus the primitive Taliban (15 April)
- UnNews:The football is over (29 June)
- The shits (27 August)
- The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it (4 September)
- This is not an article (26 April)
- Tits (28 February)
- Tour de France (24 January)
- UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution (10 July)
- Ukraine (25 November)
- Why?:We Can't Have Nice Things (16 May)
- What's-his-name off that thing (12 August)
- UnDebate:What does the fox say? (26 August)
- White-haired Asian Scientist (11 October)
- Will Harridge (24 May)
- Winter sports (1 December)
- UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE! (21 November)
- You Are Gay (7 August)
2013
- UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means (12 February)
- 1875 Dunedin beach baseball riots (8 February)
- 1989 (9 July)
- 1993 (2 July)
- 9-11 according to a 5 year old (4 July)
- 9 out of 10 (27 April)
- UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize (15 April)
- A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (27 January)
- UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace (19 May)
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home (24 July)
- UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident (22 December)
- Alexander Hamilton (9 September)
- Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite? (13 October)
- Ambiguity (16 October)
- Amnesia: The Dark Descent (10 February)
- Animals with feet war with animals with no feet (9 November)
- Apple (25 July)
- UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign (4 August)
- UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail (31 May)
- HowTo:Be Russian (2 August)
- HowTo:Be a hipster (10 October)
- HowTo:Beet off (5 January)
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife (7 April)
- UnReviews:Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions (29 August)
- UnBooks:Biography: The guy who invented soap (19 February)
- Blacking Up (18 October)
- BladeRunnerway Bride (12 March)
- UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision (11 February)
- Cafeteria food (20 September)
- UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns (18 November)
- Change.org (22 April)
- Charlie Brown (25 February)
- UnNews:Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize (2 November)
- Claudette Colvin (3 January)
- UnNews:Coca-Cola recycles its beverage "base" (15 September)
- Confederate States Air Force (27 June)
- Constantine II (10 August)
- Constitution of the United States (actual text) (4 September)
- Curious George (16 May)
- David Brubeck (26 January)
- UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023 (4 February)
- Departments of France (5 November)
- Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother? (19 June)
- UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat? (26 July)
- Does the Pope shit in the woods? (11 December)
- Don't judge a book by its cover (29 April)
- Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter (18 April)
- Drawing (14 April)
- UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet (20 July)
- UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter (28 March)
- UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother (17 April)
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away (12 July)
- Fred Basset (14 March)
- UnBooks:Funeral of the Easter Bunny (31 October)
- UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London (1 August)
- George H. W. Bush (11 July)
- Gerard Way (24 January)
- Get-rich-quick scheme (2 April)
- Glass Mike Tyson (8 April)
- God's deleted contributions (24 November)
- Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons (26 September)
- Grand Rapids, Michigan (8 January)
- UnBooks:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves (12 October)
- Gym (16 July)
- Hack writer (25 January)
- UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time (7 February)
- Hannibal Lecter (7 January)
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings (25 September)
- UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter (23 July)
- Why?:Have an alienating music taste (21 July)
- History of Great Britain (15 January)
- Holy Roman Empire (16 September)
- Homework (16 December)
- I'd like to talk to you about Jesus (19 March)
- IEye (30 March)
- I want a cookie (17 January)
- UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt (3 September)
- HowTo:Insulate your loft (9 January)
- UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro (5 October)
- UnDebate:Is gun control necessary? (29 March)
- UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country (1 July)
- UnScripts:It's Spring Break! (31 March)
- James Bevel's face in a cloud (20 October)
- James Cook (11 March)
- Jesus Lites™ (18 June)
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit (30 July)
- John Hancock Center (5 September)
- Katy Perry Hit Generator (28 July)
- Katy Perry Hit Generator/1 (28 July)
- UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved (22 July)
- HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained (5 December)
- Krypton (2 September)
- User:Leverage/Test (28 July)
- UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game (22 March)
- Make Hummus Not War (3 August)
- HowTo:Make it drink (15 October)
- Mammogram (13 February)
- UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off (19 April)
- UnNews:Man makes headlines (6 September)
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited (3 February)
- UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late (26 April)
- UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses (14 June)
- Massholes (29 July)
- Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (5 May)
- Melba toast (24 October)
- Mexico (6 June)
- UnNews:Michigan man accumulates 29 degrees--and still can't land a job! (21 October)
- Mongolia (18 July)
- Monopoly (game) (2 January)
- Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies (25 June)
- Mutaween (31 January)
- UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia (8 September)
- UnNews:My damn TV won't work (31 July)
- Why?:My homework was late (15 November)
- UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname (19 October)
- UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE (23 January)
- Nelson Mandela (17 June)
- Neptune (22 October)
- UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers (29 June)
- Nillion (18 March)
- UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released (4 April)
- Number (28 December)
- Oz (American TV series) (1 September)
- Page title (30 November)
- Perfect Square (28 January)
- Phil Ochs (2 June)
- Phone sex (1 June)
- HowTo:Pimp a ho (16 April)
- Platinum (15 February)
- Please unblock me (30 October)
- UnNews:Police attempt to wash homeless man (13 June)
- UnNews:Poor people Occupy St. Peter's Square (8 May)
- Probability theory (8 July)
- Public domain (21 April)
- RMS Titanic (7 July)
- Reasonable doubt (13 April)
- Red Bull (6 April)
- Why?:Revert the administrators (10 September)
- UnNews:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dead at 53 (11 April)
- Saw (17 February)
- UnNews:Scientists "discover" new fossils (15 March)
- Scissor (15 June)
- Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys (19 September)
- Silent radio (29 January)
- Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira (23 August)
- Snakes on a Plane (12 April)
- Still life (24 March)
- Symphony in Z Minor (13 January)
- UnNews:Syrup thieves caught (15 July)
- HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (25 April)
- The Andy Griffith Show (19 July)
- UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov (5 February)
- UnReviews:The Crimean War (16 June)
- UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy (24 April)
- The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy (10 May)
- The Lorax (10 April)
- The Maori Show (16 March)
- The New Jersey Hoax (23 February)
- UnBooks:The Pet Goat (29 May)
- The Picture of Dorian Gray (5 July)
- UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon (28 April)
- UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black (3 July)
- UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck (10 January)
- The Wikipedia BBS (27 February)
- The X-HEIRS (6 July)
- The best comedic methods; analysis (23 April)
- The things your family doesn't know (30 January)
- There's Something Strange About My Neighbor... (1 February)
- UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do (23 May)
- Three Watchmen and a Baby (20 April)
- UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore (29 September)
- To the Lighthouse (9 April)
- Toilets in Japan (21 May)
- UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor (21 February)
- Twm (17 October)
- UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned (11 June)
- Umbrella (30 August)
- UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer (28 June)
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual (20 June)
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia moves to UPN (11 January)
- UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news (6 February)
- Vader v. Vader (21 September)
- UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job? (7 September)
- HowTo:Wash the Dishes (10 July)
- Whale bones (13 March)
- What To Do When Gypsies Steal Your Carrots (14 October)
- UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? (21 January)
- WikiLeaks (7 June)
- Wild Jews (2 February)
- You don't want to know (17 September)
- UnScripts:Your Guide to Notable Literature: Abridged (16 August)
2012
- UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated (23 February)
- 0.999... (4 July)
- UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final (30 October)
- UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister (28 June)
- UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair (16 January)
- A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship (23 May)
- Above Top Secret (17 April)
- UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation (28 October)
- UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target (16 October)
- UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed (22 April)
- Alternative legal systems (6 October)
- Amero (17 March)
- An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters (28 September)
- Anna Kournikova (17 February)
- Anti-humour (28 February)
- Antifreeze (22 March)
- Apathy (30 May)
- UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon (25 May)
- Aran Islands (24 February)
- Archaeology (18 March)
- Aristocrats (class) (21 March)
- Arizona (7 June)
- Asexuality (20 May)
- Ask.com (13 July)
- Astrology (14 September)
- Auld Lang Syne (31 December)
- Avenge my death (25 August)
- Baby boomers (20 June)
- Bad things have happened recently (22 January)
- UnNews:Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases (25 March)
- Battle of Trafalgar (18 October)
- Battle of the Alamo (1 December)
- HowTo:Be Happy (22 February)
- HowTo:Be an American in Europe (29 November)
- HowTo:Become an Assassin (5 November)
- HowTo:Become the king of pop (5 September)
- Being and Nothingness (20 November)
- Bhagavad-gita (2 May)
- Bing Crosby (3 April)
- Bipolar Girl (3 May)
- Bitcoin (14 December)
- Boardwalk Empire (16 December)
- UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain (16 May)
- Template:Boner (14 July)
- Brian Sewell (23 September)
- UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch (26 August)
- UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces (4 April)
- HowTo:Build a Paper Empire (8 July)
- Byronic hero (20 March)
- UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny (27 May)
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular (19 July)
- Cartilage (4 August)
- Chanupocalypse (10 December)
- Charles Mingus (11 January)
- Cheech & Chong (26 January)
- Chick-fil-A (13 August)
- UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable (30 January)
- Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (7 September)
- Claude Monet (10 January)
- Clint Eastwood's Mule (21 December)
- Common sense (4 January)
- Compulsive cabin building (6 December)
- Confidence (5 May)
- Corn (3 November)
- Counting to potato (9 April)
- Cow tipping (15 April)
- Crumpet (8 June)
- Cum Dumpster (19 January)
- Dead Dicks (7 March)
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada (17 June)
- Deepwater Horizon oil spill (12 December)
- UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter (26 October)
- Disney (4 September)
- Donald Trump (27 November)
- Doody (19 August)
- DuMont Television Network (26 April)
- Earth's Children (29 April)
- Esperanto (23 January)
- Extra mega brownie points (28 May)
- UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (9 May)
- Fall of Constantinople (5 January)
- Fancy (1 September)
- Fifty shades of grey (12 August)
- Finger Cancer (18 June)
- Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle (9 January)
- Frankly Disappointing Telescope (28 April)
- Freezer (6 August)
- Frog Semen (12 February)
- Function (mathematics) (12 September)
- Funny (3 March)
- GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!! (13 March)
- Gangnam Style (11 December)
- HowTo:Get things for free (5 March)
- Girl with a Pearl Earring (29 February)
- God's userpage (19 February)
- Grandmother paradox (18 December)
- Great Australian tourist destinations (29 January)
- Green ink (19 December)
- Guyana (14 November)
- Hairy ball theorem (7 November)
- Helen of Troy (21 August)
- Heraclitus (10 April)
- Hipster (14 October)
- Hiroshima (9 September)
- Hmor (22 October)
- Holding Open Doors (10 May)
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2011
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