Uncyclopedia:Best of

Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. It's not much but we're proud. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia. You can choose the next article that shows up on this list, or look at the best images featured on the front page. Also, check out our Hall of Shame and thank the authors who write this crap.

Featured articles by year

The Best of the Best, apparently. You can also vote to feature more articles.

2026

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2025

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2024

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2023

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2022

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2021

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2020

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2019

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2018

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2017

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2016

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2015

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2014

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2013

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2012

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2011

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2010

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2009

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2008

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2007

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2006

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2005

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (29 October) 1927 (17 May) AAAAAAAAA! (21 October) Aesop's Fables (24 June) Afghanistan (28 November) Air (10 November) Air Guitar (8 April) All Your Base Are Belong To Us (25 March) Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist (31 October) Anonymous (17 June) Attack of the 500 foot Jesus (7 December) Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition (22 May) Banana Phone (23 July) Banned from the Internet (3 July) Bar Mitzvah (19 October) Barrel Clown (30 November) Bloodbath (9 October) Bon-bons (25 May) British film industry (6 November) Cabbage (14 April) Certificate of Hitlertude (26 September) Cowation (14 June) Crimes inspired by video games (15 October) Dake-Bonoism (5 October) Doctor Who (29 April) Dude, Where's My Time Machine? (16 September) Emoticonics (5 December) English-American Dictionary (19 May) Estonia (23 August) Euroipods (1 December) Fanfiction.net (5 August) Fascist (29 July) Fecal E.Coli (23 November) Flying Spaghetti Monster (26 August) Founding Fathers (4 November) Fountainhead Earth (6 July) Game:Zork (11 June) George Bailey (17 December) George W. Bush/featured (2 April)

German grammar (3 December) Gibberish (13 November) God (18 April) Greatest Inventions (30 June) I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (28 December) IKEA (10 April) IPod yocto (12 December) Idiotic Table of the Elements (2 June) Incompleteness Theorem (26 July) Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions (29 September) Ireland (23 March) J.D. Salinger (26 November) Japan (25 April) John Seigenthaler Sr. (21 December) KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand (4 June) Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One (22 November) Kitten Huffing (23 March) Kitten hurling battle (8 May) Kool Aid (13 July) Lies (26 April) List of weapons that don't exist, but should (31 August) Livejournal (11 April) Lord Byron (20 June) MC Hammer (14 April) Mediocre Britain (27 March) Missing milk (2 October) Mordor (30 March) Much Ado About Yokels (2 November) National Try To Assassinate The President Day (22 April) Newmath (17 October) Niggers (19 November) North Korea (24 December) Nostradamus (10 May) Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies (6 June) Orange construction barrels (7 October) Peer (23 October) Philip Glass (9 November) Phonics (16 May) Poland (16 December)

Pong! the Movie (20 April) Poop Cuisine (14 December) Pot v. Kettle (24 March) Quantum Economics (20 September) RTFM (28 March) Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape (14 August) Random humor (4 September) Red Shirts (10 December) Redundancy (11 October) Robot (7 April) Romania (27 June) Scotland (4 April) Senator (5 April) Seven Deadly Sins (26 March) Spanish Inquisition (TV show) (29 March) St. Peter's Basilica (2 May) Stereotype Reassignment Surgery (11 August) Styrofoam (27 October) Table of Contents (5 May) Teletubbies (12 May) Terri Schiavo (20 August) The Flintstones (17 August) The GI Joe-Transformers War (25 October) The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time (15 November) The Oldest Trick in the Book (27 May) The artist formerly known as God (30 December) UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones (19 December) UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas (26 December) Uncyclopedia Brown (17 November) University of California (16 July) Vitamin (24 April) WMD (Donuts) (10 July) War on Terra (8 August) Wikipedia (9 September) Wikipedia/old (9 September) World War I (video game) (6 September) X Window System (23 September) You have two cows (9 June) Zombies (13 October)

Runners-up

Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.

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