Uncyclopedia:Best of

Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. It's not much but we're proud. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia. You can choose the next article that shows up on this list, or look at the best images featured on the front page. Also, check out our Hall of Shame and thank the authors who write this crap.

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Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.

101 uses for a dead cat 8/13
11-Wide 10/13
A Message From Glenn Beck 7.5/15
An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" 8/10 6/12
Ancient Aliens 5/8.5
Atlas Shrugged 9.5/12
Bad Directions 9/14
Bat Fuck Moped 6/10
Beaux-Arts architecture 8.5/17
Brittany 7/10
Bureaucracy 7/14
Canadians 10/17
Captain's log 11.5/18.5 6.5/13
Carry On Film 11/15
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Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease 6/10
Desperate Dates 9/13
Eleventeen 9/2
Emo Rap 6/11
Facebook 6/12
Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet 6.5/12
Forum:Should Quasi-Featured articles that later get featured still be listed in Category:Quasi-Featured, and if not, how would I go about getting rid of them?
Happy Feet 10/18
HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds 9/12
HowTo:Live with UC 7/14 6/12
HowTo:Misbehave in a Library 10/20
HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article 10/18.5
Hydrogen is being impersonated!! 7.5/12
I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here! 7/14.5
Irish Potato Famine 7/13
Johnathan Field 16/20
Laughter 6/11.5
Leftism 7/11.5
Lurking 10/15
Lynx (Character) 6/11
Mah Nà Mah Nà 7/11
Making up Oscar Wilde quotes 6/1
Marys lamb 1/15
Mondo Uncyclopedia 9/13
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (revival) 8/13
Naruto 14.5/17
Obesity Fines 7/14
Pathological liar 13/22
Pentium 4
Pet Jesus 8/16
Planet Google 6.5/12
Pocket pussy 9/13
Psycho-Knife My Pygmy 11/18
Readme.txt 12/17
Robot uprising 10/16
Running of the Bulls 5.5/8
Scots law 7/10
Secret Governmental Report Number 244212 8/13
Segue: a monologue 8/15.5
Self-aggrandizement
Shanty town 6/12
Solid Gold (TV series) 13/19.5
Star Trek: Voyager 8 of 16
That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia an embarrasing -1.5 score
The Baker's Dozen 9/17
The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money 13/19.5
The Future 10/17
The Lost Vikings 13/23
The Mementocrats 7/14
UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition) 8.5/16
UnBooks:The Sun 12/18
UnBooks:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests 6.5/13
UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide 12/18.5
UnNews:"Breastaurants" share their secrets of success 5.5/10.5
UnNews:"Sexter" abused, possibly raped 10/13
UnNews:23,000 police officers are actually ice-cream salesmen 6/10
UnNews:Abortion debate ends in change of opinion 4/8
UnNews:Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and the stealing and stuff' 9.5/17
UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare 7/14
UnNews:Boy found at home, alone 10.5/12
UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war 11.5/14
UnNews:Embarrassed paedophile apologizes to children for poor sexual performance 7/12.5
UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics 10/17
UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" 9/12
UnNews:Iceland brings Europe to standstill, denies responsibility 6/12
UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world 7.5/15
UnNews:Ireland expectedly lowers drinking age to 4 9/10
UnNews:Malik Obama loses election amid passport row 4/8
UnNews:NASA boldly goes where no kiddy ride has gone before 12/21
UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again 11/18
UnNews:Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers 10/16
UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares 7/12.5
UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense 8/13.5
UnNews:Swiss experiment shows no difference in the behavior of heterosexual and homosexual mice when married or unmarried 8/11
UnNews:UnNews officially endorses Mike Gravel for president 10/18
UnNews:Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia 9/14
UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite 7/14
UnNews:Unsung hero makes ultimate sacrifice 19/11
UnNews:Various Niggas be Trippin 8/14
UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah 13/23.5
UnNews:Whitey goes to Heaven 8.5/15
UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat! 6.5/13
UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods" 9/14
UnScripts:The Sex Changer 11/19
UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake 8.5/11
UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song 7/10
UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) 9.5/11.5
UnTunes:It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 8.5/8.5
Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes 9/12
Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
Whore: A Retrospective 10/13
Whose pussy is this? 5.5/11
Why?:College is for suckers! 6.5/12.5
Why?:I'm in court, Mum 15/7
You 4.5/8

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