Uncyclopedia:Best of/2014 (by date)

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January 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
3 January Cleopatra Romartus
9 January English language Llwy-ar-lawr, prior authors
15 January UnBooks:My school day Llwy-ar-lawr
19 January Content-free Various authors
24 January Tour de France Mattsnow, Lizbink
30 January Hell Gerrycheevers

February 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
1 February Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud Aleister
2 February The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard Xiao Li, Wehpudicabok
3 February Assassin's Creed Sir Peasewhizz
9 February UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick Aleister
16 February Flying Purple People Eater Funnybony
22 February UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking Leverage
28 February Tits Stylecrime, previous authors

March 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
6 March 43 Llwy-ar-lawr
12 March UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered Aleister
18 March Peter Sagan Mattsnow
24 March Amazon: A survival story Mattsnow
30 March Ernest Hemingway Various authors

April 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
5 April Patch Adams TKF
9 April Python (programming language) Anton199, Denza
15 April The USA versus the primitive Taliban Aleister, 90s Kid21
18 April History of the world Puppy
23 April Taoism Xiao Li
26 April This is not an article Shabidoo

May 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
2 May User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy Hardwick Fundlebuggy
10 May Breaking Bad Wind Leverage
12 May UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis Sog1970
14 May Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike? Manintheceiling
16 May Why?:We Can't Have Nice Things Flaminfinger13, LilypadBell, Striker2117
18 May UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda Aleister
20 May UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy TKF
22 May Cereal Llwy-ar-lawr
24 May Will Harridge Aleister
26 May Cockroach Snarglefoop
28 May Food Llwy-ar-lawr
30 May Adam and Eve Snarglefoop

June 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
1 June Evil Jesus Aleister, Zim ulator
3 June New Age Llwy-ar-lawr
9 June Offended Hotadmin4u69
13 June Bread machine Snarglefoop
19 June Captain Britain Jesus F Christ, Leverage
25 June UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching Xiao Li
29 June UnNews:The football is over Banzaikitten

July 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
4 July Canadian baseball Leverage
10 July UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution Leverage
14 July My Week Without Porn RAHB
20 July Mithraism Kalidosa
26 July Bidet Leverage
28 July Bat Fuck Origami Zim ulator
31 July The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) Aleister, AndrewCStuart

August 2014[edit]

Date Name Feature credit
2 August Potatoe Llwy-ar-lawr
7 August You Are Gay ChiefjusticeDS, Kip the Dip
12 August What's-his-name off that thing Leverage
14 August UnBooks:Holmes On Homes Zombiebaron
17 August HowTo:Cure homosexuality Frosty
19 August F4 Shabidoo
22 August Captain Autofellatio Hyperbole, Leverage
24 August UnBooks:Aesop's Tables ChiefjusticeDS
25 August Humans Jesus F Christ, Snarglefoop
26 August UnDebate:What does the fox say? IFYMB!
27 August The shits Various authors
28 August UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board Leverage
29 August Glory hole Everyotherusernamewastaken
30 August Jared Leto Zana Dark
31 August HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone Anton199, Argylesocks


Date Name Feature credit
1 September Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun Aleister
2 September Great Barrier Reef Fishalishalish
3 September God Hates Fags Weri long wang
4 September The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it Colin "All your base" Heaney
5 September Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors Anton199
10 September Shirley Phelps-Roper Aleister
14 September UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes Kip the Dip
18 September Ludwig Wittgenstein Taranis
22 September My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection Xamralco
23 September UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains Leverage
24 September UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods Leverage
26 September Antibiotics Nikau
28 September Nouvelle cuisine Lantash


Date Name Feature credit
2 October HowTo:Fry an egg Anton199
4 October Firesheep Bizzeebeever, Nikau, Sir Peasewhizz
6 October Ebola Nikau
8 October Bluestocking Everyotherusernamewastaken
11 October White-haired Asian Scientist GlobalTourniquet
13 October Aries Gerrycheevers
15 October UnDebate:Should women rap? Anton199
17 October Melbourne Various authors
20 October Antiques Road Rage Show Procopius
22 October Richard M. Nixon Nikau
24 October Solar flares Xamralco
26 October Cherry Nikau
28 October Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast Sog1970
30 October UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords The Woodburninator


Date Name Feature credit
1 November Antoninus Pius Romartus
3 November Solar wind Leverage
5 November Samsung Nikau
9 November President Hoover Leverage
12 November UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer Leverage, No, yuo
14 November Electricity Various authors
17 November Dag Hammarskjöld Nikau
19 November UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations Gerrycheevers
21 November UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE! Mattsnow
23 November Mortal Sin (originally featured 11 March 2010) Aleister
25 November Ukraine Anton199, ScottPat
27 November HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey (originally featured 26 November 2009) DrStrange
29 November UnBooks:Sunday my Sunday Shabidoo


Date Name Feature credit
1 December Winter sports Mattsnow
3 December UnNews:My balls itch So So
5 December British Moon-landing (originally featured 19 June 2009) Sog1970
7 December Power ChiefjusticeDS
9 December Nirvana Mattsnow, Xamralco
11 December Thailand Nikau
13 December Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter (originally featured 16 March 2008) TKF
15 December A letter about Megan Fox Anton199
21 December Jizzlam Nikau
23 December Skeptic's Annotated Santa (originally featured 21 December 2010) Kip the Dip
25 December UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas? Leverage
31 December Reggae Nikau