Uncyclopedia:Best of/2006

Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia had to offer from 2006. Below are articles that were featured on the front page, during the golden year of 2006.

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"Paul is dead" hoax (7 September) 001 (11 December) A Tour of Baghdad (2 October) Adobe Potatochop (2 August) Africa (7 July) Age of Umpires (4 May) Alliteration (8 January) Alternative medicine (1 January) American Fundie Magazine (23 September) Argos (25 November) Banana skin joke (25 May) Barns and Nobles (29 July) Battle of Gettysburg (17 August) Bear (28 March) Biggles (14 May) Blame somebody else (15 June) Bouncy Castle (30 April) Calvin and Hobbes (23 June) Canada (19 July) Captain Obvious (1 April) Christmas Number Ones (25 December) Church of God the Wholly Incompetent (30 October) Citizen Kong (12 May) Colossus of Barbie (23 May) Command Line (17 July) Commemorative plate (12 October) Commercial Conformity Period (24 December) Conceptual Art (27 December) Dark Ages (13 August) Dear John letter (8 December) Decapitation Disease (9 June) Disneyland (21 September) Distraction (8 May) Do NOT click any links! (3 April) Don't be stupid (3 March) Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice (13 November) External combustion engine (1 February) Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet (9 January) Fire hydrant (4 October) First Gradeism (30 December) Fisher Price: A Retrospective (19 August) French Revolution (18 October) Fundagelical Christianity (4 December) Garfield (22 December) Gay Pride (5 July) Gaydar (29 November) Gazebo (30 August) Gerrymander (politics) (12 January) Goa Tse (29 May) Googlewhack (3 December) Grand Conspiracy (9 February) Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot (14 January) Grue (11 July) Hammer (8 October) Handgun (31 May) Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal (6 October) Hays Code (24 October) Henchmen (9 December) Hide and Go Jesus (14 April) Holocaust Tycoon (18 December) Home Haggis Maker (19 March) HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines (17 May) HowTo:Be a Tramp (28 August)

HowTo:Be pretentious (22 October) HowTo:Change a lightbulb (27 May) HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble (13 December) HowTo:Get Banned (23 July) HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone (27 September) HowTo:Learn Hebrew (16 October) HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia (1 September) HowTo:Make a Band (5 December) HowTo:Skip School (30 September) HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish (6 December) HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube (4 August) HowTo:Write A Cover Letter (15 September) Humility (8 March) Humosexual (9 September) I Can't Believe it's Not Murder (19 January) IQ:Sample test (31 December) Idiocrates (17 June) Inanimate Sponge (21 November) Insert title here (6 May) Internet (video game) (2 May) Internet Movie Database (7 December) Jackson Pollock (1 November) Jingo (15 July) John Cage (21 June) Life's Answerable Questions (26 December) Life's Unanswerable Questions (1 December) Loneliness (14 February) Lost in Translation (5 September) Man uncyclopedia (24 January) Manhattan Engineering District (26 January) Maozilla (26 April) Marcel Proust (12 April) Martin Van Buren (20 October) Medical Malpractice (17 September) Memento (21 August) Midget cockpunching terrorists (16 February) Moon hoax (3 February) Mozilla Firefox (19 April) Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats (26 March) Napoleon Bonaparte (5 November) Neolithic Age (27 June) Neuroipods (18 February) New Age Psychology (21 July) New Cooler Edition (23 December) New Hampshire Merchant Cat (21 December) Nike Revolution of 2006 (3 January) No More Room In Hell Act (16 January) Nobody cares (6 January) OCD (26 February) Old Tech (23 January) On a stick (21 May) Oscar Mayer (4 June) Paradise Lost (26 August) Patrick Henry (19 December) Patriotism (13 June) Pixellated Face Disease (3 September) Political advertising (7 November) Pontius Pilot (17 November) Poof, There It Is Theory (28 December) Prog Rock (16 December) Rap (31 July) Richard M. Stallman (11 February) Rocky Mountain Oysters (7 February)

Rogue punchlines (25 June) Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test (10 October) Sausage Butty Batter Nugget (25 September) Segregation (11 June) Separation Issues (29 December) Sexual innuendo (1 March) Smells Like Teen Spirit (12 August) Snopes (9 August) Speech to text software (9 July) Suburban homeboy (19 September) Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (3 July) Teenager (6 April) That old woman next door (17 April) The (18 January) The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale (15 December) The Bureaucracy Channel (19 November) The Free World (17 December) The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game (30 January) The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah (28 October) The Root of All Evil (6 May) The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships (27 July) The Vagina Monologues (10 December) Toilet Door Communication (19 February) Torture (23 February) Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 (27 November) UnBooks:Adventure gamebook (7 June) UnBooks:Embracing Mediocrity (2 June) UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner (1 July) UnBooks:My First Necronomicon (23 August) UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame (14 December) UnBooks:See Dick (29 June) UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women (23 November) UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic (13 September) UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted (26 April) UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant" (19 June) UnNews:Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes (8 April) UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame (21 March) UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole (8 August) UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond (12 December) UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You (20 December) UnPoetia:Horton Hires a Ho (14 October) UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song (15 November) Uncyclopedia is the worst (19 May) Universal Remote Control Everything 3000 (25 July) Unquotable:Cthulhu (28 February) VCR Manual (5 February) Vladimir Nabokov (30 March) Vote Fish Penis (22 April) Voynich Manuscript (6 August) Waiting for Godot (25 October) Wall Street Crash of 1929 (9 November) War of 1812 (11 September) Washington and Lafayette (26 October) Water Polo... With Sharks! (3 November) Water powered bus (28 April) Westboro Baptist Church (24 March) Women's Suffrage (10 April) World War I (22 February) Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News (21 January) Writer's block (3 March) Z (13 July) Zen (13 February)