Uncyclopedia:Best of/2007 (by date)

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January 2007

Date	Name
January 1st	Ironing
January 2nd	Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
January 3rd	HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
January 4th	Third Epistle to the Thessalonians
January 6th	Alexander the Great
January 8th	My Journeys with the GPS
January 9th	UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters
January 11th	The Wicker Man
January 12th	Victorian Era
January 13th	Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God
January 14th	Onomatopoeia
January 15th	Me
January 26th	AAA
January 27th	Little Orphan Annie
January 28th	Witless Protection Program
January 29th	HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man
January 30th	Really Big Tree
January 31st	Blackbeard Catering Company

February 2007

Date	Name
February 1st	HowTo:Run away from home
February 2nd	UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies
February 3rd	Vietnam War Hoax
February 5th	George W. Bush
February 6th	Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
February 7th	Shortcut
February 8th	Intelligent Design
February 9th	HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi
February 11th	List of one letter words starting with A
February 12th	Jihad My Ride
February 13th	You Are Dead
February 15th	League of Nations
February 16th	Erraticus
February 17th	Google Middle Earth
February 18th	Civil War
February 19th	Nuremberg Rally
February 20th	HowTo:Start a Religion
February 21st	HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion
February 22nd	UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
February 23rd	HowTo:Live in an RPG
February 24th	UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece
February 25th	Protect and Survive
February 26th	HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA
February 27th	Honesty
February 28th	Education

March 2007

Date	Name
March 1st	UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism
March 2nd	Future ☭f tomorrow, today!
March 3rd	The Porchesian Holocaust
March 4th	Movie Trailer Announcer Guy
March 5th	Moses
March 6th	HowTo:Cook While Drunk
March 7th	UnCameron
March 8th	UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage
March 9th	UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl
March 10th	HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw
March 11th	Mao Zedong
March 12th	UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying
March 13th	Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?
March 14th	Dyslexia
March 15th	UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure
March 16th	Good cop/Bad cop
March 17th	Alcoholics Anonymous
March 18th	1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York
March 19th	The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid
March 20th	Tachyon
March 21st	UnBooks:Dracula
March 22nd	The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones
March 23rd	Baby Seal
March 24th	Grue's Clues
March 25th	HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship
March 26th	One Out of Ten Doctors
March 27th	Newspeak
March 28th	African giraffe
March 29th	What I Did On My Summer Vacation
March 30th	HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement
March 31st	Adolf Hitler

April 2007

Date	Name
April 2nd	The Consumerist
April 3rd	Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe
April 4th	UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
April 5th	Walgreens Drug Store
April 6th	Martina Hingis
April 7th	Merde, She Wrote
April 9th	Uluru
April 10th	Women
April 11th	Why?:Am I in Canada?
April 12th	HowTo:Be At One With The Universe
April 13th	Charles Dickens
April 14th	Strongly worded letter
April 15th	UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman
April 16th	Wallet moth
April 17th	UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
April 18th	Slate industry in Wales
April 19th	Waltzing Matilda
April 20th	UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"
April 21st	UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased
April 22nd	Byzantine Empire
April 23rd	Homeless nerds
April 24th	The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner
April 25th	Colonel
April 26th	Artificial Pseudoscientology
April 27th	Rock, Paper, Airstrike
April 28th	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
April 29th	UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties
April 30th	HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

May 2007

Date	Name
May 1st	Everybody cares
May 2nd	Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
May 3rd	British class system
May 4th	HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
May 5th	HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen
May 6th	John Caldwell Calhoun
May 7th	The Black And White Man
May 8th	Austria-Hungary
May 9th	Idea
May 10th	UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED
May 11th	UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management
May 12th	UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook
May 13th	Escher
May 14th	UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects
May 15th	Grand Theft Audio
May 16th	Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor
May 17th	Ecky-Thump
May 18th	Lord of the Flies
May 19th	UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman
May 20th	UnBooks:Gallows Humor
May 21st	UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman
May 22nd	UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death
May 23rd	Blandford
May 24th	UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals
May 26th	Screenwriting
May 27th	UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up
May 28th	Fat Albert
May 29th	Illegal aliens from outer space!
May 30th	Folgers Crystals
May 31st	Global Cooling

June 2007

Date	Name
June 1st	My Chemical Romance
June 2nd	Letter to the Isle
June 3rd	HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute
June 4th	Dictation
June 5th	Sperm
June 6th	Anime
June 7th	Saint Frankenstein's Day
June 8th	TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
June 9th	UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory
June 10th	Ganges
June 11th	Moustache-o-meter
June 12th	Nazi
June 13th	Mad TV
June 14th	Socratic method
June 15th	Mr. Kearsy
June 16th	HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness
June 17th	Kitchen sink
June 18th	HowTo:Turn Your Computer On
June 19th	Film noir
June 20th	Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder
June 21st	Old McDonald
June 22nd	Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
June 23rd	UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years
June 24th	UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
June 25th	The Lake District
June 26th	Preflight procedures
June 27th	UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act
June 28th	ITrip
June 29th	Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
June 30th	United States presidential election, 1948

July 2007

Date	Name
July 1st	Hoboeroticism
July 2nd	UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda
July 3rd	A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother
July 4th	UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects
July 5th	Bipolar bear
July 6th	UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle
July 7th	UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged
July 8th	UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research
July 9th	UnBooks:Only Business
July 10th	HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer
July 11th	Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
July 12th	HowTo:Beat the Odds
July 13th	Commercial
July 14th	Vulva
July 15th	Cup stacking
July 16th	667:Neighbor of The Beast
July 17th	Bathroom humor
July 18th	UnBooks:The World According to Garm
July 19th	HowTo:Be a Gangsta
July 21st	UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture
July 22nd	Geocaching
July 23rd	The Diary of Anne Frank
July 25th	Oscar Wilde
July 26th	But Seriously...
July 27th	Thomas Edison
July 28th	Why?:Put Down the Duckie?
July 29th	Bow tie
July 30th	UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD
July 31st	Pufflebump Snugglekins

August 2007

Date	Name
August 1st	Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
August 2nd	UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level
August 3rd	UnBooks:Employee Manual
August 4th	Cowboy Bebop
August 5th	HowTo:Play Russian Roulette
August 6th	Atomic Mass
August 7th	Dead Nigger Storage
August 8th	Raoul Duke
August 9th	UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup
August 10th	Heavy Classical
August 11th	Long walks on the beach
August 12th	HowTo:Bend a spoon
August 13th	EXPLODE!!!
August 14th	Easter Bunny
August 15th	Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
August 16th	UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes
August 17th	UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom
August 18th	UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard
August 19th	UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis
August 20th	HowTo:Check for Lumps
August 21st	Russian reversal (phenomenon)
August 22nd	UnScripts:Grass in the Mist
August 23rd	Blue Screen of Death
August 24th	UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy
August 25th	Diplomacy
August 26th	Why?:Collapse Space-Time
August 27th	UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war
August 28th	Jewish Holidays
August 29th	Ode to the Monotony of Life
August 30th	UnBooks:The Castaway
August 31st	UnScripts:The O'Finnertys

September 2007

Date	Name
September 1st	Teenage angst
September 2nd	UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
September 3rd	Why?:Remove Your Penis
September 4th	HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus
September 5th	Holy Cheese
September 6th	Social Commentary
September 7th	UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others
September 8th	D
September 9th	Maginot Line
September 10th	Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated
September 11th	Walls
September 12th	UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie
September 13th	UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale
September 14th	Pillow fighting
September 15th	HowTo:Deceive people on eBay
September 16th	UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA"
September 17th	Volcano
September 18th	Hodgepodge
September 19th	DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations
September 20th	Chuck Norris
September 22nd	UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury
September 23rd	Carry On Films
September 24th	Down with this sort of thing!
September 25th	UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high
September 26th	Sergei Rachmaninoff
September 27th	UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie
September 28th	Why?:Nuke the whales
September 29th	Innovations in Comedy
September 30th	HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd

October 2007

Date	Name
October 1st	UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!
October 2nd	UnMysteries:J'accuse
October 3rd	Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A
October 4th	HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum
October 5th	UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading
October 6th	UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"
October 7th	The Destiniad
October 8th	Mental illness
October 9th	UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)
October 10th	Godzilla vs. Urethra
October 11th	Shopping list
October 12th	UnNews:Iran to invade Iran
October 13th	UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen
October 14th	UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
October 15th	UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch
October 16th	Hanna Montana
October 17th	Red light
October 18th	UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
October 19th	HowTo:Be safe with guns
October 20th	Buster Keaton
October 21st	Right arrow
October 22nd	Sweatshop
October 23rd	UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss
October 24th	Toaster
October 25th	Short story
October 26th	Time travel
October 27th	4'33"
October 28th	Celebrity Manufacture
October 29th	UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88
October 30th	UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide
October 31st	Holocaust denial denial

November 2007

Date	Name
November 2nd	American (species)
November 3rd	Books never written
November 4th	Time Cubicle
November 5th	Why?:Cancer is Great
November 6th	Heat death of the universe
November 7th	Classy
November 8th	UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain
November 10th	Little boy who lives down the street
November 11th	Rebecca Sealfon
November 12th	UnBooks:Science Fair
November 13th	UnNews:my son makes the play of the game
November 14th	HowTo:Fuck Off
November 15th	UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
November 16th	Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism
November 17th	Power Rangers
November 18th	Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains
November 19th	Simeon I
November 20th	UnBooks:IRAQATTACK
November 21st	The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins
November 22nd	UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men
November 24th	How much can YOU take!!
November 25th	Why?:Destroy the Rainforest
November 26th	Top Hat
November 27th	UnNews:Kids still fucking
November 28th	Drunk Olympics
November 29th	Constipation

December 2007

Date	Name
1 December	Jaws did WTC
2 December	UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans
3 December	UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap
4 December	Francis Winkler
5 December	UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic
6 December	The Color Problem
7 December	Star Wars
8 December	Why?:Hunt Unicorns
9 December	Grandpa's Stories
10 December	Harry Houdini
11 December	Shrek
12 December	UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993
13 December	Normal
14 December	Self-toasting bread
15 December	UnCon
16 December	The Poor
17 December	UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed
18 December	Alaska
19 December	UnScripts:Emergency Room
20 December	Donner
21 December	United States presidential election, 1840
22 December	United States presidential election, 1960
23 December	Hypocrites
24 December	Literary dedications
25 December	UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions
26 December	Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet
27 December	HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder
28 December	Why?:Give Up
29 December	Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers
30 December	Why?:Read a Book
31 December	Manfred von Richthofen