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All nominated articles

Clarice Starling

Score: -2 people who read
Nomination: Self-vote or Die. ~ Kakun · talk 03:42, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 03:42, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Boring. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:28, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:21, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg ??? ?????? wvandzm, the crusader of colours ( talk | contribs ) | talking to you at 13:26, 28 September 2022 (UTC)

Blackpink

Score: -1 Blinks
Nomination: +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Honestly, with their new album out, I think that this article deserves a feature. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:28, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I think it is fine enough and has a ton of images and text and looks nice, but what is missing is more humor and, because of that, it overall isn't feature-worthy. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 17:52, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 18:00, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Who can PROOVE that 1+1 is 2 ?

Score: 2 drunken Einsteins
Nomination: Smileface.png taxworm / talk 18:49, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. A self-nom, I think it is fine. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 18:49, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George (talk) 18:52, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:39, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:15, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

Aphex Twin

Score: -3.5 brainwashed people
Nomination: Synagog Uelicker :^) 23:23, 19 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sorry guys. Got brainwashed. Had to nominate. Synagog Uelicker :^) 23:23, 19 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Buncha children that don't know who Aphex Twin is... Shame! 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:41, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
If random people do not know what an article is about, then we usually do not write about it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:43, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. This article is fine, but it isn't very funny. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 11:30, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get this. wvandzm, the crusader of colours ( talk | contribs ) | talking to you at 13:35, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. This one is alright, but I don't think it deserves a nomination --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:45, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 14:58, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. What even is this? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:45, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
Comments

E scooter

Score: -2 e-voters
Nomination: Selfie, not enough features this year. Also I enjoy writing poetry the most. ~ Kakun · talk 09:50, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 09:50, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is still funnier than most featured articles from this year so FUCK YOU. YALL DON'T GET IT, YOU IDIOTS. DIE DIE DIE Synagog Uelicker :^) 15:37, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Synagog Uelicker :^) 15:37, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. So bad it's good. wvandzm, the crusader of colours ( talk | contribs ) | talking to you at 13:22, 19 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not funny, and it has no meaning at all. Taxworm (talk) 11:10, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. This sucks. I don't know what it's trying to do, it has terrible grammar which serves no purpose, and it's not funny to me. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 12:50, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 15:57, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. still not funny Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:41, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. sorry but I just don't understand it Sodapoppers (talk) 04:55, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • OK I REALLY hate explaining jokes but it's from the POV of a drunk father who is drunk because his kid died by riding an e-scooter and that's why the article is drunk too. ~ Kakun · talk 15:59, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
    And i really hate explaining stuff in general but in my opinion, a sporked article isn’t feature-worthy if it doesn’t have something going for it that the article it’s sporked from didn’t already have. And this one doesn’t really have any of that. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:18, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
    Even with this explanation, I still dislike the article. I agree with BraGreMat here, this article really doesn't have much going for it, and in my humble onion, neither does the page it's sporked from. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 13:09, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
    I see where you're coming from. Perhaps it makes more sense now after my edits. ~ Kakun · talk 01:35, 11 September 2022 (UTC)

No U

Score: -1 U letters
Nomination: ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 05:45, 22 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Looks like a good article. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 05:45, 22 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. No U? More like no LOWERCASE U! Still pretty funny. wvandzm, the crusader of colours ( talk | contribs ) | talking to you at 13:20, 19 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I mean, it does follow a semi-clever gimmick with a cte triple-entendre, bt one was so overly fleshed out, while the other two didn't go into the length I really wanted it to go into. It's an okay article, bt it's jst not that fnny to me. Template loop detected: User:Synagoguelicker/sig Synagoguelicker (talk) 14:07, 4 August 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. It is a solid article, but definitely not for a feature. Taxworm (talk) 10:13, 28 August 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 10:54, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH

Score: 5
Nomination: Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:36, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nomination and For (this is a joke nom) Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:36, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For unoriginality. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:32, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It is about time…Executive (talk) 08:50, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Really deserves it. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:20, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Whoops! I guess we're nominating this... wvandzm, the crusader of colours ( talk | contribs ) | talking to you at 13:21, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. pringle Synagog Uelicker :^) 17:57, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. ~ Kakun · talk 23:17, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
Comments
Good job Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:03, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

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