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UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute

Score: 3 shitty pages
Nomination: ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom.gif I might be one of the funniest Uncyclopedians, maybe even the funniest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest Uncyclopedian, the worst Uncyclopedian. I'd say that I'm stopping this presidential gag for his own sake! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 11:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. FUCK YEAH!!! ShabiDOO 13:46, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. SIDENOTE: "You are dump, I am shart" originally resonated from Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc but it's more of a punchline that I made up for my other project that just so happened to end up here on Uncyclopedia. Therefore, please, PLEASE associate that joke with this article. I do to, and you shall as well! If you really hate it that much, I'll rewrite it. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)

Score: -2 infinite loops
Nomination: ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:27, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Look bro, I never wanted to be the family kinda guy, but... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:27, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. wait this lets me get two in one go Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3

Symbol declined.svg Against. What will the neighbors think? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Yeah ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:34, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. it was funny in 2022 Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:37, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. My contribution to this "injoje". ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:27, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)

Score: 0
Nomination: Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:13, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Only doing this so that mine gets featured. DON'T FUCKING FEATURE THIS. Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:14, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. You know what? This is funny, but too in-jokey for me. The original's the best one. Sorry... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:34, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. oh come on --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:17, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. this is the last one i swear Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:18, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. they said that about ASBOWAAT. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:21, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.
    Good Small.png
    Nominated Article
    This article has been nominated for highlighting on the front page. You can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.
    ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:28, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)

Score: 1
Nomination: Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:00, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

Time to drive this joke into the mantle! Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:00, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. *even more maniacal laughter* --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:02, 14 January 2026 (UTC) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:02, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. You know what? This is funny, but too in-jokey for me. The original's the best one. Sorry... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:33, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Please do not feature this. We don't want too many. See the other one for reasoning. Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:11, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Scratch that.
    Good Small.png
    Nominated Article
    This article has been nominated for highlighting on the front page. You can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.
    Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:15, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)

Score: 2
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom.gif Nom. *maniacal laughter* --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:56, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Shit, meant to vote for for this one. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:57, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

#Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. You know what? This is funny, but too in-jokey for me. The original's the best one. Sorry... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:33, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Comments

Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)

Score: 1021.01 minus infinity plus infinity (so it balances out) plus 2 dildos for, like 5 cheese and a moccasin, 9 Bad Motherfuckers, and a big smoke order
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1029.76
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Wow RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Get this on the front page! Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 21:50, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. YEAH!!! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 21:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. probably the best page in all of this wiki. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ehh... alright. Let's get 'er featured! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. the funniest thing i've ever seen. feature immediately --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  8. Half-For. I'm ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 00:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  9. Half for.svg Half for. I'm half for! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  10. Half for.svg Half for. I'm just a stupid IP and my vote should therefore be half, and half of half is 0.25, if I don't see 0.25, that means the widget is broken, which makes me want to cry and shit my pants! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now a full For vote for an IP like me should be 0.5, if I don't see 0.5, I'm going to cry and shit my pants and call my mommy 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  12. Half for.svg Half for. I am testing this on the Uncyclopedian page! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  13. Half for.svg Half for. this is good, but a bit generic. Maybe an image? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:34, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:36, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote.svg For. this needs to be featured. I am not kidding. Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 02:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  17. For. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  18. Symbol for vote.svg the best fucking article ever If this doesn't win I will fucking kill someone (probably a Yankee or something) to death Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 02:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For again, Bitch! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  20. Symbol for vote.svg For a third motherfucking time, bitch! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:22, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  21. 1,000 votes for ShabiDOO 10:02, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  22. Half for.svg Half for. Gremlins!!! Mr. George (talk) 11:32, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  23. Symbol for vote.svg infinity votes for! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 14:07, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  24. Ten dildos for. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  25. Half for.svg Half for. Because I made the image. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 14:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  26. Symbol for vote.svg Like 4 Cheese Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 18:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  27. Symbol for vote.svg eh, 1 more cheese Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 22:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  28. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png โ€“ Preceding unsigned comment added by Moccasins (talk โ€ข contribs)
  29. Symbol for vote.svg And like 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 23:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  30. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  31. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  32. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  33. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  34. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  35. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  36. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  37. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  38. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  39. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  40. Symbol for vote.svg For. i don't have another reason Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8.75
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. No wow RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eww! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Against. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 22:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half Against. I'm ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 00:35, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Half against.svg Half against. I'm slightly ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 00:38, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Half against.svg Half against. I am unregistered user, and I am MAD that my vote is only half of a registered user. The injustice!!! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:48, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm BIG MAD! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  8. Half against.svg Half against. Meh... are you sure, guys? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol declined.svg Against. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:24, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  10. Infinity votes against (fuck you I can vote for and against, try and stop me) ShabiDOO 11:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  11. 8 dildos against. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  12. Half against.svg Half against. Duct tape! Mr. George (talk) 20:20, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  13. Half against.svg Half against. Where is my signature?! Mr. George (talk) 20:21, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  14. Half against.svg Half against. Ta-da! Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 20:26, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  15. Symbol declined.svg Against. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 21:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 21:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
yes this in my opinininininininininion is one of the articles whose featured status would add to the joke. Also this widget doesn't show up on mobile --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Sean Connery

Score: -2
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 02:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. the page formatting is kinda unhinged and makes it very hard to read, I do like the acccent but that def doesn't help readability... needs copyedits up the wazoo for all those broken links LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Wut? RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 14:15, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

I'll try to fix it up. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Joseph Gobbles

Score: 2
Nomination: Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. ShabiDOO 19:49, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg i hab a stronk reeding this uhhhhhhh LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 12:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. i love puns Schism (talk) 21:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg You know what? Fuck it. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 21:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg To quote snake,"You're pretty good.." Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 03:07, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:50, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Take this back to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, man... User:OrdinaryJoe1234 20:23, 2 January 2026
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I Chuckled at it, but I wouldn't call it feature material. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Yeah no. i'm also testing this new gadget. Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 16:32, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. After much thought, perhaps, the mostest, muchest thoughts a person thinking could ever conceive of thinking, I have decided to vote AGAINST! Thank you for your attention to this matter! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 06:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

P.S. I actually do visit Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally, and this looks nothing like an actual ED article. For those of you who don't know, the primary purpose of ED is to document memes and Internet drama, but yes, they do fill with gore, racism, anti-Semitism, etc. And most articles have a giant gallery of porn related to the article's subject at the bottom of the page. For the lulz. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

Score: 3
Nomination: ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 11:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Eh, sure, why not ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 22:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already... LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm going to take a principled stand and abstain for now! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 00:31, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Really puzzled over the hesitancy for people to vote on this. This article is a lot less punchy or offensive than a dozen other articles I have written and featured. However, the people have spoken. Some feedback from anyone would be appreciated. ShabiDOO 10:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Microwave oven

Score: 5
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 16:38, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Chat รฉpรฉe
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Snappy710
  3. Symbol for vote.svg RIP my barbie doll yes, i did in fact microwave a barbie doll and it haunts me still. thanks for the mems... LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 12:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Half for. pretty funny, but the second half is just a wall of text. maybe an image or two. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. I just love voting! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 05:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Orange.gif Half forange --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:38, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Osu!

Score: 3.499
Nomination: Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.499
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg 0.499 i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump โ€ข 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
Comments

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

It is. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

See also

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