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Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:25, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
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Wet pussy. Yes, this is the fifth nomination. The goddess of Uncyclopedia deserves better. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:25, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
For. how the heck is this not featured already? deemox 14:42, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
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Swoon. it's the fifth nomination for a reason, it's not VFH worthy. AtomicAnon (talk) 15:48, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
Kill. Funny, but not an article and just isn't VFH worthy Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:53, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
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Needs heavy heavy heavy editing, images and a concept ShabiDOO 16:22, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
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AtomicAnon (talk) 04:26, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
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It's! TV! Time!!! can we give one of these to [insert someone you despise here]? AtomicAnon (talk) 04:26, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
Half for. Needs alterations but good as it is. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:55, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
For. 108.211.230.131 (talk) 03:20, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
For. 108.211.230.131 (talk) 03:21, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
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Against. MrX blow me 00:00, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. bring. back. pee. review. omg! MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 16:19, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
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This article has potential but is not featurable now. Will potentially work on it after nom is likely failed and see if it can be brought to shape. If this fails, however closes it, could you move it to my userspace? ShabiDOO 09:51, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
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AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4.5
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Foregon AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Half for. now that the red links are gone, it's not bad! not a huge fan of the lists being 50% of the content tho MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 01:19, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
For. Oregon....? I wonder if there's a trail... Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:58, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
For. The UnBusiness Board approves. Self explanatory. TheLitThing (talk) 15:11, 24 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 15:11, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
For. it's fun, and a little aged. not bogged by anything, really. Feacher it ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 12:02, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
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@Purplexed: Together... We are... Oregon Trail AtomicAnon (talk) 15:09, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
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Score: 3 dougdoug dougs
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Deemox (talk) 17:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
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For Votes: 9.5
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Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)
For. Not many people will agree, but this truly is a piece of art. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Doug. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:31, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug; Doug, Doug Doug, Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 08:19, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Douglas AtomicAnon (talk) 02:52, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUGG!! TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
helloo, Douglas Douglas Doug Doug Doug DOUG Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUG doug doug Doug. Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 03:45, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
Half for. I did not laugh or smirk, but I figure it is because I am more jaded about these kinds of articles. New readers might find it more amusing. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 11:59, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
For. This is funny, haven't featured one of these in a while ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 03:38, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
For. doug. Not Mike (talk) 15:43, 22 March 2026 (UTC) Not Mike (talk) 15:43, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
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Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. --Doug Doug doug doug DOUG DOUG DouG 23:05, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Doug I love this as an homage to the fantastic book, but at the same time... this is just word for word the literal book. MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 01:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. Mr. George / talk 08:49, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Parakeet. This is essentially just the parakeet article but with DougDoug instead of parakeets.  20:47, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. Smh. MrX blow me 15:49, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:10, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. think about the amount of effort that gets put into these nonsense articles (or the lack thereof.) 174.218.82.67 (talk) 15:46, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
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Comment. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug fingers Doug Dougdeemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Comment. I did not realize this was going to be so controversial. I kind of just nom my articles as an alternative to pee review as that doesn't really seem to have anyone actually using it. This one is very funny though. deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
- Pee Review and VFH are very different. VFH is where they go after reaching "near perfect" status. Pee Review is for articles that need help, and would not be worthy of VFH (think ICU victims, short articles, boring articles, articles with niche humor, etc etc etc). As Pee Review is currently a desolate empty hell-scape, feel free to just ping people and
force ask them to help you out with an impromptu review or just for assistance. This article is totally ok, just not original/unique/special enough to stand out from its predecessors. VFH is not a replacement for Pee Review, they are literal polar opposites MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 17:14, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Comment. that would, in fact, make sense. also, this article is really just a shitpost.deemox 19:10, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
- well, an enjoyable shitpost then! :3 brings back memories of a better time...
MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 20:09, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
- Haven't read the book and not going to just so I can understand the article. The humour should be obvious for a general reader in my opinoin. Also, an article with just one word or letter has been done many times, so if you do it, it's a good idea to make it special/exceptional. This could be a great article if a little more though went into how to make it exceptional, and how to make the joke clear to people who don't feel like researching why it is funny. ShabiDOO 13:00, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
- For the record, I appreciate the genius of Sir DougDoug Scott Wreden’s masterpiece, but this is not a featured article way to honor it. I am working on an article about a similar masterpiece. MrX blow me
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Score: 5.5
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AtomicAnon (talk) 18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)AtomicAnon
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Half for. its a little too lopsided on the fact vs humor scale, (the first paragraph is kinda just boring facts), but it gets the job done. MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 11:25, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. Mr. George / talk 14:01, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Half for. per MK ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍎apple for you! (talk)❄️ 20:07, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Half for. Uncyclopedia. ehh... could be better. LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC) LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Half for.  20:39, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Half for. Not my BUBBA! Don't believe everything you read in those "files"! Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 04:14, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
For. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:12, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Zombiebaron. AtomicAnon (talk) 14:07, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
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