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The Future

Vote Score: 1 futuristic votes in the future
Nomination:  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg I time-traveled from the future to here just so I could vote for this.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 16:32, 7 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This article was ahead of its time the last time it was featured. We are now in the future, so we good. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:53, 22 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg I destroyed your time machine just so i could force you to see me vote against this. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:11, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

Antonio Brown

Vote Score: 3 chumps on #CTESPN
Nomination: I'm not usually one to toot my own horn here, but AB is the king of tooting one's own horn. In that spirit, I toot my own horn. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:23, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Celebrities writing their own articles after Wikipedia denied them, this is what Uncyclopedia's true purpose has always been. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:56, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hell yeah. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 12:44, 1 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:09, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 17:53, 30 November 2024 (UTC)

Spider-Man

Vote Score: 4 kids in Spiderman suits
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 15:02, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. I find it very funny.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 15:02, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I can't deny, I was unsure how this wasn't a featured article already, since it does have the quality of one. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:06, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Pizza.png Pizza time. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:47, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:07, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnBooks:The Gruesome Book of Grues

Vote Score: 2 Grues that just ate you while you read these words
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 01:42, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Ankh smite.png Long live Grues!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:42, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Yes check.svg Yes. Go For it! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
  3. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png I am likely to be eaten by a grue. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 08:01, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:04, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde/classic

Vote Score: -1
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 01:36, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Ankh smite.png Praise the Great God of Uncyclopedia!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:36, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg hell yeah Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:06, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. The real version is already featured. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:50, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. yeah, it'd be weird to have an article subpage featured... DaniPine3 (talk) 01:54, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. No. I'm gonna be completely honest here, this one kinda sucks. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:03, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

Unfomercials:Coors Light Presents: The American Man

Vote Score: 4 beer guzzlers
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 01:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg why not although I feel this should be moved to a different namespace such as UnBooks or Unfomercials DaniPine3 (talk) 01:24, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Beer-mug.JPG I'll drink to that. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:17, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:00, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Yeah, that's a good idea. It has been moved.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:28, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Lurking

Vote Score: 2 creepy minute of me lurking here for no reason
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 01:14, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:14, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:59, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:56, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. not bad, but I feel it's not featurable material. plus, I don't know how to say this, but this is the second time in a row you nominate an article created by that person (although I wouldn't say it should be VFD'd this time because it's not that bad either) DaniPine3 (talk) 01:17, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem

Vote Score: 4
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:32, 24 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Freedom

Vote Score: 3.5 Free folk
Nomination: +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:10, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:10, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:11, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Ankh smite.png 'Murica. Could use more pictures though. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:45, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:52, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Moose-Robot War of 1819

Vote Score: -1
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 00:10, 20 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:10, 20 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:11, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:48, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

Metallica

Vote Score: 3 Sookie fans
Nomination: Something from 7 years ago. End-year-self-nom to juice up this year's featured content & Top-10. One of the hybrid subjects articles I write when I start to feel like Split. Maybe this might yelp you. ~ Kakun · talk 06:57, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:57, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hey it's that Lars Ulrich guy! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:40, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:48, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:11, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Plain Old Elim Garak

Vote Score: 4 mysterious deaths
Nomination: A classic well worth being featured at lastShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Aݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:08, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Derp ShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 22:15, 17 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:46, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Holy Shit

Vote Score: 0.5 Discoverer(s) of Devine Feces
Nomination: ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:35, 2 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Nom. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:35, 2 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:40, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

HowTo:Cook A Human

Vote Score: 3 Cooked Humans
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:38, 16 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 03:35, 15 August, 2024
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very funny and tasty! - hvitekristesdod
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. Good article. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:08, 24 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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