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Score: 1
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Therealcmack (talk) 14:23, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
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 For. I wrote this one and I think it's my best work so far (which isn't a high bar to clear since my other articles are well, uh, not great.) And since the Kirkification trend is kind of not dead yet, I think it'd be cool to have it featured. Therealcmack (talk) 14:23, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
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Score: 3
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Purplexed (talk) 00:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4
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- For. Purplexed (talk) 00:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. You know what? It may be because of my Cannuck bias, but it doesn't suck, eh? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:44, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
 Yes. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:28, 22 January 2026 (UTC)- For. It's funny and written in a unique style but it could definitely use some copy edits. Considering this was made by a new user, I'd say it's good enough to be featured. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:47, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. I am still, in no way an authority on good articles. But you know what, having another look at it, I like it. It's short but sweet, and seeing as it was written by a new user, it's a pretty damn good news article. Therealcmack (talk) 13:57, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 1
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 Against. Another UnNews article about Trump being a dumbass, how original. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Hey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:15, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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My greatest work yet, it's only my second but I'm determined to make something amazing Purplexed (talk) 00:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
 Abstain. having been to Greenland before, I can confidently say it is the world's most useless landmass, and is about as fun to visit as watching ice melt... coincidentally, that is all there is to do there.  Lucyna K 11:43, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- You can still support good satire and be pro-Trump. Best satire is when both sides are laughing. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 21:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Purplexed: You can indent by adding colons (:) to the start of a message in the code :) Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 21:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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Score: 6
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Lucyna K 19:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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For Votes: 6
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- For. This was really fun to read Purplexed (talk) 19:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. omigawd this essay is so FABYOOLUSS!!! OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:54, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. Mr. George
 / talk 07:15, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. I like how the party girl spells Chernobyl like Chornobyl to respect the glorious Ukrainian homeland!
 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 07:33, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. As a californian, this is an insult to my culture, and I love it. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:16, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. @MK: The fucking coincidences with my articles is wild... you got the prose of Samarium, the lab origins of Lawrencium, and... nevermind, that's it. Absifuckingfor though 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:48, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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Purely due to the sad lack of articles on vfh Lucyna K 19:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: oh deer! we might be the same person, just like Dani and Alula are the same person... Lucyna K 02:46, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
- @MK: You know, that would be a good theory, but I have a better one:
NEW THEORY: GERG AND MK ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER IN BED
I can neither confirm or deny this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:53, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
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Score: -1
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Purplexed (talk) 18:12, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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For Votes: 1
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- For. I wish to reach "In The news" at least on the main page Purplexed (talk) 18:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 2
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- Against. This isn't the place to get it in the news, i think that's just kind of judged off of merit. Probably should go to Pee Review first before here juuuust sayin... Lucyna K 18:35, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- Against. It's a good article, but it's not VFH-worthy. @Purplexed:, I can add it to the front page in the "recent news" section. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:01, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- That would be appreciated, thank you @Gergdown: Purplexed (talk) 08:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
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Sorry Purplexed (talk)
- nahhh nah, don't be, the UnNews column system is... well, perplexing. Lucyna K 18:43, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Score: 4.5
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ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
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For Votes: 4.5
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- ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
- For. Mr. George / talk 11:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. Eh, sure, why not 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
 Half for. Ahhh what the hell, it's creative, and 110% the truth! Also, I expect a buddhist penis shrine in my city by next month! Lucyna K 16:04, 21 January 2026 (UTC)- After all, why not? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:19, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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- im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already...(edit, i voted) Lucyna K 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- Abstain. I'm going to take a principled stand and abstain for now! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:31, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Really puzzled over the hesitancy for people to vote on this. This article is a lot less punchy or offensive than a dozen other articles I have written and featured. However, the people have spoken. Some feedback from anyone would be appreciated. ShabiDOO 10:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
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Score: 4.5
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Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
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For Votes: 7.5
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- For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
- For.Stevontavius (talk) 18:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- For. Username (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- For. i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read Lucyna K 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- Half for. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:18, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
- For. I suck at this game Purplexed (talk) 19:42, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 3
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- Against. I have made my decision.
 TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:52, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
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Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
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For. I wrote this one and I think it's my best work so far (which isn't a high bar to clear since my other articles are well, uh, not great.) And since the Kirkification trend is kind of not dead yet, I think it'd be cool to have it featured. 
Against. Another UnNews article about Trump being a dumbass, how original. 
Abstain. having been to Greenland before, I can confidently say it is the world's most useless landmass, and is about as fun to visit as watching ice melt... coincidentally, that is all there is to do there. 
Lucyna K
19:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Half against. Good, but not really my taste 
Half for. Ahhh what the hell, it's creative, and 110% the truth! Also, I expect a buddhist penis shrine in my city by next month! 
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