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PS Triple

Score: 1 Redirect
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:36, 18 March 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
LOOK OUT!
This article is a complete, irredeemable Volvo. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, agrees at the ankle, and is an unfunny ass bandit.
If you attempt to throw this,  you will most melodramatically terrorize yourself.
Or the submitter will delay your babboon butt!!!!!!

  1. Nom.gif Nom. I have degraded to the point in which I am nomming a redirect. God save us all. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:36, 18 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bonerism

Score: 1 GIANT ASS PENIS
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 6 March 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. As a Bonerist myself, I would be offended if this article wasn't featured. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 6 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -- The Zombiebaron 17:10, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -- Short albeit sweet. Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 17:36, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Strong against. Boner jokes are lame, and I don't think whoever stumbles upon us and sees this as a featured article would have a good first impression on us. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 13:51, 17 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg slight against; you can't profit off of boners forever. at some point, you gotta switch to another sexual body part! WVandZM, the Crusader of Colours ( talk | contributions ) | This message was posted at 18:22, 17 March 2023 (UTC)

Vacuum

Score: 3 Vacuum Cleaners
Nomination: Holy shit, I'm surprised this has never been featured at all. Let's do it, I guess. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:33, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:33, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 18:47, 3 March 2023 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:04, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
  4. For -- The Zombiebaron 17:21, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg slight against. probably not long enough for a featured article. WVandZM, the Crusader of Colours ( talk | contributions ) | This message was posted at 14:10, 7 March 2023 (UTC)

Avi Toledano

Score: 4 die hard Eurovision fans
Nomination: Self-nom. This article is originally from 4 years ago, but I've just finished it just now. It's informative as much as funny, I think. I like it very much and I hope you will too. Thank you. ~ Kakun · talk 03:48, 28 February 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 03:48, 28 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 19:15, 2 March 2023 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:03, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
  4. For -- The Zombiebaron 17:19, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Dick Willie Johnson

Score: 3
Nomination: Banana-dance.gifSodapoppers FUCK YOU! Banana-dance.gif 00:14, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Howdy partners, I finally got around to creating another article. Enjoy it, or else you will pass away. Banana-dance.gifSodapoppers FUCK YOU! Banana-dance.gif 00:16, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 18:29, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:01, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Hercules

Score: 5 steps to a healthy lifestyle
Nomination: Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 20:46, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.Nacky (talk) 11:57, 8 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Feature-worthy. Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 20:46, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Like.png I like this Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 09:05, 8 February 2023 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Executive (talk) 12:21, 8 February 2023 (UTC)
  5. For -- The Zombiebaron 17:12, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Dolores Umbridge

Score: -1 pages worth of "I will lie"
Nomination: One of my faverouts on my list of written articles. You may need to have read harry potter to get the joke. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 13:12, 18 January 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Self nom and for L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 13:12, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
  1. I feel like featuring something that requires you to have read a book (or multiple books) to get it doesn't really work. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 22:11, 5 February 2023 (UTC)
    1. who hasnt read harry potter!? How many!?
    2. Read it for yourself if you havn't read the book. At least see if you find it funny. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 23:13, 5 February 2023 (UTC)
      1. I doubt i'll ever read any Harry Potter books. I've seen all the movies. I know how they go. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:10, 6 February 2023 (UTC)
        1. That also works. Read the books or watch the movies. We all know the bit where dolores umbradge illigally attacks harry potter with a pen. The pen of "I must not tell lies".L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 09:08, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
  1. Symbol declined.svg against. i'm not a big harry potter fan, and i don't see any images. if i'm not mistaken, an article without an image is eligible for an ih kooh. WVandZM, the Crusader of Colours ( talk | contributions ) | This message was posted at 18:33, 17 March 2023 (UTC)

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