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All nominated articles

Bill Clinton

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)AtomicAnon
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Tantalum

Vote Score: -1
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 13:58, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. My own elements Dubnium and Selenium stomp this article, and they aren't VFH worthy at all. Naur. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:12, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Wally the Green Monster

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 03:24, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I was gonna rewrite this eventually. Screw it, now I'm gonna. Renom this in a week or so. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 13:04, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You know what? Let's see where it goes. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 13:21, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I'll wait to see what Turb0 does with it, as I think its kinda really really really short right now, no? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:13, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. what i meant was that this nom would take place, and then if it failed it would get rewritten. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 16:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC) SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 16:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
oh i see. uhhhhhhh... well, Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstinence then since I like Boston, but I can't in good faith vote for a near-stub article when I've been harping on others about that very same thing. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Skibidi Toilet

Vote Score: 1
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 03:17, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. yaur LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:14, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Asmongold

Vote Score: -7
Nomination: Funcold (talk) 15:40, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. uhh... fuh.... what??? SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 15:58, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 16:01, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. potential to be ok. but not that potentialed. i added a fly. besides that, whoever wrote this decided to impart all the isms of their community into it. including the bad taste ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 16:05, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:30, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! ew no AtomicAnon (talk) 18:56, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smite lightning.svg Smite. ...just no. TheLitThing 16:08, 26 February 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing 16:08, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:06, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Vote Score: -1.5
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 14:44, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! The first citizen was Oscar Wilde, not Chuck Norris. AtomicAnon (talk) 15:59, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. well, its an alright article as far as most go, but not quite VFH worthy. Also, FIVE WHOLE RED LINKS?? :( LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:18, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. hm yes very good article. I will not vote for sake of fairness. Deemox (talk) 14:46, 24 February 2026 (UTC) Deemox (talk) 14:46, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dear Sunday

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 10:07, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 18:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Half against.svg Half against. no offense, but this really isn't that funny. AtomicAnon (talk) 02:59, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. Maybe my attention span is like 3 seconds, but this was overall just confusing. It feels like it references something, but I'm missing the joke big time if so. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:20, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

Foreign accent syndrome

Vote Score: 5
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 10:06, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 18:39, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. AtomicAnon (talk) 13:38, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 06:46, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. hardly a rare syndrome, ever tried to speak Mexican mr president? the accent always comes out... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:22, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Funcold (talk) 18:31, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Crap

Vote Score: -1 craps
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 01:17, 20 February 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Half for.svg Half for. AtomicAnon (talk) 13:31, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too short. Not funny. Not enough images. Want me to continue? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:25, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. feels like the ramblings of a 10 year old who just discovered a new swear word. Not the worst, but poop humor loses its power when you turn 11 LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:24, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

Я (country)

Vote Score: -7
Nomination: Chipwhistlerstooth (talk) 23:41, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. looks good enough to me Chipwhistlerstooth (talk) 23:42, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. it has a pretty good and decent amount of images 174.53.85.127 (talk) 16:08, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. this article needs so much cleanup before it actually gets featured. also, you forgot the ) in Я (country). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:49, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Ya? I never heard of country with name "Ya", also this is real Donald, not Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin hacking this account. Это бессодержательная и жалкая статья, написанная глупцами. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 04:53, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. it's funny, but not VFH funny. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. With the lot on this one. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:33, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 06:44, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  7. Half against.svg Half against. THREE RED LINKS? Ok, aside from that foulness, not a bad article, I don't hate it. Just not VFH worthy. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:26, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol declined.svg Against. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! AtomicAnon (talk) 14:50, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol declined.svg Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:06, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Machine Gun Kelly (musician)

Vote Score: -2
Nomination: Chipwhistlerstooth (talk) 20:25, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. looks good enough 174.53.85.127 (talk) 15:31, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Half against.svg Half against. It's VERY difficult to read, and more confusing than funny. Also, only ONE single stock image??? :( LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 19:02, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not particularly funny, image deprived. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 13:41, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:49, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Biffy Clyro

Vote Score: 4
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 14:48, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Half for.svg Half for. Not bad, not bad. Bit short, still good. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:35, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. AtomicAnon (talk) 15:09, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Another likely to remain unsolved mystery. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:53, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. 4 Four! Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:18, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Half for.svg Half for. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 06:45, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Half for.svg Half for. It just looks like an unfinished article. still, not bad. TheLitThing 16:08, 24 February 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing 16:08, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. not even sure if I'm supposed to do this, but let's push this up to five. Deemox (talk) 13:35, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Half against.svg Half against. Could be improved, funny, but not VFH funny. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 13:43, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:30, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

idk I just think it's funny. ignore the fact that I wrote it. Deemox (talk) 14:48, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. its a funny start, but far from VFH ready in its current state. Also, red links? nuhhh uhhhhhh, soooo naughty! Finish it, THEN submit it. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:01, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: yeah, you can vote for the article you've nominated. in fact, it's what most people do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:38, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. welp, I guess it's featured now. take that MK. Deemox (talk) 14:14, 25 February 2026 (UTC) Deemox (talk) 14:14, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
well that's kinda mean, and based on the fact I never even voted, I still could exile it to the shadow realm, but I'm not a meanie, so do enjoy the feature!!!! 90 more (or so) and you'll be #1! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 23:24, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

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