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UnNews:US to fight robot uprising

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Vote	Score: 0 poor Arnie impersonations
Nomination:	RealLifeCartman (talk) 03:02, 16 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and For - With all of the current mentions of "kill and delete" and the ICE raids, I feel like this oddly still relevant and timely article has stood the test of time in terms of humor and accuracy. I hope y'all share the same view. RealLifeCartman (talk) 03:02, 16 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:52, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Everyone is Hitler

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:16, 14 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:16, 14 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	This has promise but needs a bit of work imho. Happy to go over it if there is no objections – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs) It sounds like a good idea to me. I might help some.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:46, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Water

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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 20:43, 13 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	ShabiDOO 20:43, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Very funny.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:49, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:16, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Really funny good job Shab. I see it was started way back when we were youngsters LOL Mattsnow 03:03, 15 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Sean Combs

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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	TheAngryStickFigure (talk) 03:57, 13 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	How has this not been featured? TheAngryStickFigure July 12 2025 11:57PM EST
Against Votes: 3	Against. Half-arsed stub nobody has been bothered to expand upon yet. Mr. George / talk 11:03, 13 July 2025, (UTC)  Against. 11:32, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:02, 13 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Neutral. First of all, the article is not written in wikipedia parody fashion and lacks length to be front page material. Some jokes made me giggle though, and the topic is definitely worth expanding :) Keep working on it mr angry stick Mattsnow 02:58, 15 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. @Mattsnow:What exactly is supposed to be "wikipedia parody fashion?" There's no set way.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:05, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

UnNews:Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean

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Vote	Score: 7 Inflationed moose
Nomination:	Mattsnow 17:11, 12 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Self-Nom and for. I wrote it in 2014. It is more true than ever Mattsnow 17:11, 12 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Guess we can't blame Trudeau. MrX blow me 14:38, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:04, 13 July 2025 (UTC) ShabiDOO 20:43, 13 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 22:09, 14 July 2025 (UTC)  For. woah... is this a reference to hit country canada?? gergdown, eh (talk) 02:56, 15 July 2025 (UTC)  For. 21:52, 15 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	The thing your nominating does not exist TheAngryStickFigure 11:59 PM July 12, 2025 EST @TheAngryStickFigure:What do you mean? It does.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:04, 13 July 2025 (UTC) @MrX:@Alula: Can one of you put the article on the feature queue since there are seven For votes?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:49, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Windows XP

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Greenpickles987 (talk) 20:14, 25 June 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	make uncyclopedia classic again! Greenpickles987 (talk) 20:14, 25 June 2025 (UTC).  For. Codemini (talk) 17:08, 5 July 2025 (UTC)  For.. I laughed a few times, good work 😃 Mattsnow 19:33, 12 July 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:01, 12 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. 22:59, 3 July 2025 (UTC)  Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:05, 13 July 2025 (UTC)

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