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UnNews:Trump awarded another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war in Venezuela he started three hours ago

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Vote	Score: 1.5 American Saddam Hussein fans
Nomination:	~ Kakun · talk 00:53, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5	For. RealDonaldTrump totally nailing it. ~ Kakun · talk 00:53, 5 January 2026 (UTC)  Slight for. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:56, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I translated it to Hebrew, using ChatGPT of course. ~ Kakun · talk 01:22, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Sean Connery

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Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 02:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 1	Against. the page formatting is kinda unhinged and makes it very hard to read, I do like the acccent but that def doesn't help readability... needs copyedits up the wazoo for all those broken links Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	I'll try to fix it up. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Joseph Gobbles

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Vote	Score: 2.5
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC) ShabiDOO 19:49, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  i hab a stronk reeding this uhhhhhhh Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. i love puns Schism (talk) 21:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  You know what? Fuck it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. 23:50, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Take this back to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, man... User:OrdinaryJoe1234 20:23, 2 January 2026  Against. I Chuckled at it, but I wouldn't call it feature material. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	P.S. I actually do visit Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally, and this looks nothing like an actual ED article. For those of you who don't know, the primary purpose of ED is to document memes and Internet drama, but yes, they do fill with gore, racism, anti-Semitism, etc. And most articles have a giant gallery of porn related to the article's subject at the bottom of the page. For the lulz. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Microwave oven

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Vote	Score: 3.5
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 16:38, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5	Chat épée  For. Snappy710  RIP my barbie doll yes, i did in fact microwave a barbie doll and it haunts me still. thanks for the mems... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. pretty funny, but the second half is just a wall of text. maybe an image or two. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Frodo Baggins

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Vote	Score: 6 weird-ass eyes of sauron
Nomination:	Nacky (talk) 05:44, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	4 dis hobbits goin' to Isengard Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)  fo sho Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:25, 18 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:31, 18 December 2025 (UTC)  Half For This is, a bit too long, but not, like, Beak Lions type of long. And it was funny, though. The GIF was epic though, 10/10 article. Amazing images, I like the final one. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:03, 22 December 2025 (UTC)  Po-ta-toes. Oh wait, Sam said that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:01, 25 December 2025 (UTC)  For.Luvn it and the GIF JAMS!! User:Chillbite Bad Motherfucker. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 15:27, 4 January 2026 (UTC)  They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 16:42, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. It feels more like an article on the lord of the rings, and not on Frodo specifically. Also a bit of a wall of text. Buv (talk) 15:11, 17 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. This is a bit too long for me. And also i don't think i got most of the jokes. 08:00, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I think Buv is talking about the middle section of the article where it is mostly just a recap of the LotR. The rest is funny tho (imo). Yeah... wall of text... like half the articles on this site, but i still read it in one go so either my brain is severely damaged, OR its not that bad. I'll wait around a while to cast a vote after further arguments (or lack thereof) are heard. Might just need some layout edits (think: lots of paragraph breaks to make it more gentle instead of a text brick) and maybe the recap either trimmed down or cut. Idk, i hate messing with other peoples hard work. Lucyna Kushinada (wanna stay at my house?) -Victims Not a recap though. The gags don't work without the events present. Just sayin' and I did edit some of it already. Also I did use breaks. Perhaps if the new user would like to tell me what to edit out? But anyway, I should not have done this VFH. Nacky (talk) 18:59, 17 December 2025 (UTC) 18:52, 17 December 2025 (UTC) Already edited a lot out. I don't know what else to do. It was a mistake to VFH this. I know that now. Nacky (talk) 18:06, 21 December 2025 (UTC) I have triumphed over the edit issue! I have made a GIF! A most excellent GIF! This will make everything better, it will! Nacky (talk) 01:54, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Osu!

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Vote	Score: 2.499
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.499	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)  For.Stevontavius (talk) 18:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Username (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  0.499 i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. 07:55, 21 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:33, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC) It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

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