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Oregon

Vote Score: 1
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg Foregon AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Vote Score: -1
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 15:08, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy AtomicAnon (talk) 15:08, 18 March 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. no...? we JUST had this same style with Doug, and it wasn't exactly innovative then either. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 15:11, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Almost like Doug, but worse. TheLitThing (talk) 16:19, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Saint Patrick

Vote Score: -1 Shamrocks
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 18:45, 17 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Lucky.jpg FUCK THE BRITS! AtomicAnon (talk) 18:45, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. A load of random stuff! Needs more coherence, I should know, I'm the most coherent person on the whole planet, you can cohere me very easily, I'm told. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 13:43, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Symbol speedy delete vote.svg Should've been QVFD'd. I wish it had more coherence. its just utter nonsense. TheLitThing (talk) 16:15, 19 March 2026 (UTC)(school account) TheLitThing (talk) 16:15, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Saint Patrick was a Brit. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:55, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

Mouthwashing

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 06:31, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. People keep saying Jimmy's a bad guy, I think it's up to interpretation! I think he did the best he could, given the circumstances... RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 06:31, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Half against.svg Half against. unsure how to say this, but the plot and story sections are almost word for word how it actually plays out, and that makes up 95% of the entire article. A little TOO accurate, kinda like the bill clinton nom LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 12:37, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. it kind of resembles a Wikipedia article, which I don't like that much if it has to do something relating to post a imitating Wikipedia article to a joke website aka Uncyclopedia. I wish someone tried to make this article more funny. TheLitThing (talk) 15:44, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Fuck Mouthwashing, but I can't in good faith vote against this when I was behind the Bill Clinton nom. AtomicAnon (talk) 17:38, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Garlic bread

Vote Score: 8
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 06:28, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a weird one! I'm still stuck on the hobo fight... RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 06:28, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's been cleaned up a LOT. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:36, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. pretty cool game design that doesn't require making 100 different subpages! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 12:31, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Garlicbreadwithcheese.png Garlic Bread. Hell yeah! AtomicAnon (talk) 19:47, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Make love with the mallcop! Genuis!!! Props to Roza, and amazeballs edits RealDonaldTrump ShabiDOO 00:03, 17 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Zombieche-vote.png Garlic Bread. 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Perfect. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 12:20, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg Technically indistinguishable yeah I like garlic bread hehehe TheLitThing (talk) 15:39, 19 March 2026 (UTC)(school account) TheLitThing (talk) 15:39, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. To clarify, the edits by the MUGA team were almost exclusively technical ones to get the UnGame running again (along with fighting a glitch which kept deleting text from the text area). MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 16:13, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

Orchid

Vote Score: 8
Nomination: ShabiDOO 11:29, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. For ShabiDOO 11:29, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. can confirm: both times i was given an orchid they had to complain about how expensive they were for 5 minutes LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:56, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. More Native American history they don't teach in school anymore. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:39, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Sick Orchids.jpg Orchids. Hell yeah AtomicAnon (talk) 20:06, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. For. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:07, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Indeed! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 07:58, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 10:59, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. ...pretty flowers.... I love it..hehehe...- ok I was going to the edge of insanity anyways since its a pretty flower I'm all for it!!!!!! TheLitThing (talk) 15:37, 19 March 2026 (UTC)(school account) TheLitThing (talk) 15:37, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Doug: A DougDoug Story

Vote Score: 2 dougdoug dougs
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 17:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not many people will agree, but this truly is a piece of art. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Doug. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:31, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug; Doug, Doug Doug, Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍓strawberry for you! (talk)❄️ 08:19, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Douglas AtomicAnon (talk) 02:52, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUGG!! TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg helloo, Douglas Douglas Doug Doug Doug DOUG Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUG doug doug Doug. 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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  8. Half for.svg Half for. I did not laugh or smirk, but I figure it is because I am more jaded about these kinds of articles. New readers might find it more amusing. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 11:59, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not Mike (talk) 01:10, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. --Doug Doug doug doug Fish on skates.gif DOUG DOUG DouG 23:05, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Doug I love this as an homage to the fantastic book, but at the same time... this is just word for word the literal book. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 08:49, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Parakeet. This is essentially just the parakeet article but with DougDoug instead of parakeets. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:47, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smh. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:49, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:10, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug fingers Doug Dougdeemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I did not realize this was going to be so controversial. I kind of just nom my articles as an alternative to pee review as that doesn't really seem to have anyone actually using it. This one is very funny though. deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Pee Review and VFH are very different. VFH is where they go after reaching "near perfect" status. Pee Review is for articles that need help, and would not be worthy of VFH (think ICU victims, short articles, boring articles, articles with niche humor, etc etc etc). As Pee Review is currently a desolate empty hell-scape, feel free to just ping people and force ask them to help you out with an impromptu review or just for assistance. This article is totally ok, just not original/unique/special enough to stand out from its predecessors. VFH is not a replacement for Pee Review, they are literal polar opposites LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:14, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. that would, in fact, make sense. also, this article is really just a shitpost.deemox 19:10, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

well, an enjoyable shitpost then! :3 brings back memories of a better time... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 20:09, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  • Haven't read the book and not going to just so I can understand the article. The humour should be obvious for a general reader in my opinoin. Also, an article with just one word or letter has been done many times, so if you do it, it's a good idea to make it special/exceptional. This could be a great article if a little more though went into how to make it exceptional, and how to make the joke clear to people who don't feel like researching why it is funny. ShabiDOO 13:00, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  • For the record, I appreciate the genius of Sir DougDoug Scott Wreden’s masterpiece, but this is not a featured article way to honor it. I am working on an article about a similar masterpiece. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:07, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Buffalo Bills

Vote Score: 2
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 13:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. when they slandering your goat but they lowkey right AtomicAnon (talk) 13:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg Technically indistinguishable A masterpiece indeed. (SCHOOL ACCOUNT) TheLitThing (talk) 21:47, 3 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 21:47, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Bill Clinton

Vote Score: 3.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)AtomicAnon
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Half for.svg Half for. its a little too lopsided on the fact vs humor scale, (the first paragraph is kinda just boring facts), but it gets the job done. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 11:25, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 14:01, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Half for.svg Half for. per MK ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍓strawberry for you! (talk)❄️ 20:07, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Half for. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. ehh... could be better. LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC) LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Half for.svg Half for. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:39, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Half for.svg Half for. Not my BUBBA! Don't believe everything you read in those "files"! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 04:14, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Skibidi Toilet

Vote Score: 0.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 03:17, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. yaur LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:14, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Look, I may sound like some brainrotted kid Fore'd this, but I'm all FOR it. TheLitThing (talk) 18:00, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. SPAMTONG.png [Big Shot!] skibidi dop dop dop yes yes --AtomicAnon (talk) 17:09, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  15:36, 11 March 2026 (UTC) – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  15:36, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is certainly an article.deemox 14:30, 12 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 14:30, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:31, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. what lula said Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:32, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol oppose vote oversat.svg Strong Oppose. fuck no. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:07, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half against.svg Half against. I'm against, but I did find the great depression joke funny enough to only be half against. 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. a bit short and lacking. could see the light of day if it's expanded with a central concept. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 15:21, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

@Turb0-Sunrise: i literally didn't say anything though Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:40, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

exactly Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:41, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

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