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UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full

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Vote	Score: 4 loyal subjects
Nomination:	Leverage's Coronavirus address in full was never featured for some reason. One of the things 2020 will be remembered for. ~ Kakun · talk 08:38, 19 September 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Boner. ~ Kakun · talk 08:38, 19 September 2020 (UTC) For. Now with extra poshness. Leverage (talk) 09:12, 19 September 2020 (UTC) For. The poor Queen, she's the only one in the world who has had it harder than LeBron James :( MrX blow me 21:23, 21 September 2020 (UTC) For.. Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:42, 22 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Interstate 95

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	I appreciate Interstate 95 was already nominated in 2013, but it wasn't successful. There are a few things why this one will be successful. First of all, this is our most detailed interstate article. Some(like Interstate 61), were so bad they had to be deleted. Some like Interstate 81 are stubs and very new, and even Interstate 11, one of our most descriptive articles, is not that great. But then is I-95. It goes in detail every state, has a map, and is our best interstate article. I propose we put it up for VFH. Gale5050 Complain about me! 16:34, 17 September 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	As nominator, I obviously Support this proposal. Gale5050 Complain about me! 16:34, 17 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Ecce Mono

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Vote	Score: 3 Sweded blu-ray VHS of The Ring directed by Cecilia Giménez
Nomination:	Wow! A semi-decent work by my ancient serious sockpoopie alter ego:less CACATONEDITUCAN but more Eleanor Rigby. 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 00:44, 15 September 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Self nom Plos into puttings down your vote: you have 20 seconds to comply! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 00:44, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For. Awesome. ~ Kakun · talk 07:34, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For Wow. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:13, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For. You know, I learned something today! Seriously...art...smh...lol. MrX blow me 21:27, 15 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. barely. Good article, but the images aren't pleasant. Make them more pleasant, and I can Support this proposal. Sorry. Gale5050 Complain about me! 14:39, 18 September 2020 (UTC)
Comments	I think this is a pretty funny article, but I think it looks too ugly right now. Maybe I'd vote on it if it looked prettier, and maybe I'll help contribute to make it prettier. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:59:20 2020/09/15 UTC Just don't turn it into a Homo. ~ Kakun · talk 00:08, 16 September 2020 (UTC) I confess the ugliness: I didn't do it, it was Cecilia Giménez :-D :-D :-D 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 19:45, 16 September 2020 (UTC) Comment. I wholeheartedly I agree with Y (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • check-user, and I think yeah, if we made the images less disturbing, I'd support, but for now sadly I must Oppose. Gale5050 Complain about me! 14:40, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Ruth Westheimer

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Vote	Score: 5 circumcision tips
Nomination:	~ Kakun · talk 08:52, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	Self nom + 4 About one of my favorite persons in the whole world. Enes is cool too. ~ Kakun · talk 08:52, 14 September 2020 (UTC) For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For. Dr. Ruth! PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:52, 16 September 2020 (UTC) For. Another topic I was previously unfamiliar with. Very funny! Well done! MrX blow me 15:30, 16 September 2020 (UTC) For. People will laugh. Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:37, 20 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Download more RAM

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Vote	Score: 6 more RAM
Nomination:	A too cute article not to be featured, from the latest PLS contest, by Kev. ~ Kakun · talk 13:05, 5 September 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	For. ~ Kakun · talk 13:05, 5 September 2020 (UTC) For. Thx a lot! I downloaded it and my pc is now a rocket! Geez! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:43, 11 September 2020 (UTC) For. I can't believe I got Rickrolled in the current year. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:07, 12 September, 2020 (UTC) For Good shit —  (talk) (contributions) 14:01:08 2020/09/15 UTC Strong For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:15, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For. very funny. Gale5050 Complain about me! 02:10, 20 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Waltz with Bashir

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Vote	Score: 6 articles from 11 years ago when you were all 8
Nomination:	Okay. This is an article it took me (and others) over 10 years to finish and polish and I'm very proud of it. I would really like it to be featured when South Park's 24th season comes up, in about a month hopefully. Also it's timely now because of the peace in the Middle East. Also I'm a fucking whore. This is the previous nomination. The article's about the same now, but less messy. Thanks! ~ Kakun · talk 10:57, 22 August 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	SelfNomFor ~ Kakun · talk 10:57, 22 August 2020 (UTC) For. Hilarious and very well put together! And I'm gonna go see where I can stream the real movie. MrX blow me 17:35, 23 August 2020 (UTC) For. TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 00:56, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 15 September 2020 (UTC) For. Don’t know anything about it, but having 100% consensus and 4 support votes definitely gets me my support. Gale5050 Complain about me! 23:42, 20 September 2020 (UTC) For. ShabiDOO 12:06, 21 September 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I think this article needs some work. There are some pretty funny moments and I like the overall tone, though for those who haven't seen the film (and there are a LOT of people who haven't seen it) I think some context will help. Consider explaining the film a bit or finding another approach for those who are clueless to what is being parodied. I've read parodies of films I've never seen cause the author did a good job making it funny even to those who were clueless. ShabiDOO 02:12, 30 August 2020 (UTC) Thanks for the review, this could be kinda hard because this is probably the most Israeli movie ever made. I actually wrote it as an inside-joke, because there were a lot of South Park episodes I couldn't understand because I'm not American. ~ Kakun · talk 04:41, 30 August 2020 (UTC) Added an explanation of the movie to the "Legacy" section. ~ Kakun · talk 06:20, 30 August 2020 (UTC)

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