User talk:Kakun

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We miss you[edit]

I haven't seen you in our server lately. Hope all is well. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 18:22 7 June 2019

All is fine, I miss ya too. Coming back soon. ~ Qakun · talk 06:03, 8 June 2019 (UTC)


Hey Kakun, I was wondering why you deleted Talk:SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN? I've restored the page for now, but if there is a legitimate reason to delete it I'll delete it again. -- The Zombiebaron 01:31, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Hey, I was just answering that at your talk page... ~ Qakun · talk 01:33, 30 April 2020 (UTC)
Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 01:53, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

You are welcome. Good luck Mr. Kippens. ~ Qakun · talk 10:39, 2 May 2020 (UTC)


Please copy the link and look at the bottom where it contains an edit request with CSS you should add in MediaWiki:Common.css. (talk) 02:44, 14 May 2020 (UTC)


An IP is having an edit war with me and randomly reverting! (talk) 01:56, 18 May 2020 (UTC)


Hey Kakun, please block Thanks! (talk) 02:08, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

IP Vandelism[edit]

IP randomly mass reverting pages. I keep trying to post this message but they just delete. Look at their edit history to see that they are following me around just reverting everything I edit. Once I went to ask help from admins they just delete my entry and copy what I say. (talk) 02:10, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Chutes and Leaders[edit]

I created a new Coldplay page, which renders this one obsolete. What is the exact protocol for the deletion of a page? Noob here. Thanxalot. Dan Abnormal (talk) 19:00, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

Hi Dan, welcome to Uncyc, we don't delete pages unless they are bad. You can just go to Coldplay, clean the page, and copy-paste your article there. My article is really about Korn so it doesn't bother me. Good luck! ~ Qakun · talk 21:01, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

Ok thanks. Cheers! Dan Abnormal (talk) 03:21, 3 July 2020 (UTC)

Also regarding PLS, you could move your article to the "normal" competition, instead of the "rewrite" one. But it's not critical. ~ Qakun · talk 04:29, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
Can I do that? Isn't it technically a rewrite? Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:20, 6 July 2020 (UTC)
I don't think so, it was only a redirect. ~ Qakun · talk 07:35, 6 July 2020 (UTC)
OK thanks, I'll think of registering under that category then Dan Abnormal (talk) 07:39, 6 July 2020 (UTC)


Why did you revert me? Just curious. All I did was combine Kamala Harris with Kamala the wrestler. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 12:59, 12 August 2020 (UTC)

OMG sorry for that, it happens sometimes when I scroll through that page with my sausage finger. I undid that shit. I shouldn't use my phone for that, I know. ~ Qakun · talk 14:23, 12 August 2020 (UTC)

Additions to 5 second rule[edit]

Mr. Duderino, don't forget that the article was your rewrite, so please feel totally free to do whatever you like with the additions I made. If you feel they don't fit, replace it with your own stuff. Want to edit it or reformat it? Go ahead. It's your do what you want with it! ShabiDOO 19:16, 31 August 2020 (UTC)

It's pretty cool. I tried to add some links but couldn't for some reason. The article is perfect right now imo. ~ Qakun · talk 19:33, 31 August 2020 (UTC)


Hey Kakun, what's up. It's been a while. Could you unlock this article so that I could add some updated info about the band and their farewell tour?--Abacab (talk) 02:53, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Hey, dude :-) Done. I had no idea they were disbanded. ~ Qakun · talk 03:11, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Go climb up a chimney, ya dog-faced flat-footed lollygagger[edit]


Lol Blocked. (talk) 15:05, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

ICU Request[edit]

Hello. Can you check the ICU pages and huff the ones not expanded that expired? Thanks. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:38, 14 October 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gale, I usually let other admins do that... I like doing the other stuff. ~ Qakun · talk 04:47, 16 October 2020 (UTC)


Hey Kakun, I mentioned this the other night on Discord, what are your thoughts about slightly altering the Spotify Forum and making it so everyone adds one song per year? Or maybe something similar. I also think I'll try informing new users of the playlist so they can add a song if they like, but I wanted to hear your thoughts first. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:24, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Hey MrX, I like it as it is, I will start a new forum if-when we have more active users. Did you get a chance to add a song? ~ Qakun · talk 16:18, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Yes I did, mine was "My Lovely Man". And there's only a few new users I can think of off the top of my head that didn't get a chance to add a song, so I guess no rush on that part. MrX blow me 16:34, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Thanks for the help with the Jerusalem article, by the way! ~ Qakun · talk 17:01, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
Any time! Glad you liked it! MrX blow me 17:09, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Extinctionism protection change request(unable to edit)[edit]

Hi Kakun, thanks for featuring my page Extinctionism. I see you've protected it as it is on the front page. However, since I'm not an admin, I can't edit the page right now. If this protection is temporary, then I'll just wait a few days and put my edits in later. If the protection is intended to be permanent, then I suggest it be moved to semi-protection (unless there is heavy vandalism). The page can still be improved, and I would like to add a lot more to it. Stay safe! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:37, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

Done :-) congrats for the feature. ~ Qakun · talk 16:33, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

Turkey Day Ball category[edit]

Hey Kakun, is there a Turkey Day Ball entry category we could/should add to our articles? Like there was for the PLS? Obviously not a huge deal, but just thought I'd ask. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:54, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

There's an Aristocrats category, I added it to Mhaille's article. No category for the contest itself that I'm aware of. ~ Qakun · talk 23:12, 30 November 2020 (UTC)
Cool, good to know, thanks. I'll add it if I get around to writing an article for the main category. I said I would the other day on Discord, but now I'm not sure I'll have time. Hopefully, we'll see. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:22, 30 November 2020 (UTC)


Thanks for featuring my article! --Jabberwock (talk) 10:28, 6 December 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome, it's beautiful :-) ~ Qakun · talk 11:10, 6 December 2020 (UTC)


@Kakun:, just wanted to say... you're a little early to the party! The vote for Top 10 2020 officially starts on January 5, at 5:40 am UTC (exactly on Uncyclopedia's 16th birthday); articles currently on VFH are eligible to enter the Top 10 2020 vote if they cross the feature threshold. Therefore... I would recommend that you save a few votes just in case one of those final "Undecember" articles are high enough in quality to warrant a vote from your end. Otherwise, you can always switch your vote prior to the vote closing (probably around the end of the month.)

Have a great day! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:53pm  January 2, 2021

Okay got it. Thanks Kev, wonderful day. ~ Qakun · talk 22:57, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Reach out, Kakun[edit]

I need you asap, see your HE user talk Na'al (talk) 23:19, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Hi Na'al, I answered there. ~ Qakun · talk 01:47, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Shabi, I'll take a looky. ~ Qakun · talk 13:23, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Hope all is well! We all miss you! I mean we know you haven't left but you've been slightly less active lately, anyway, you know what I mean! MrX blow me 16:12, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
I've been wondering what to write about. It has been harder than I thought it would be. ~ Qakun · talk 16:38, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
I feel ya, writer's block sucks. But I like what you've done with Pfizer! MrX blow me 18:30, 22 February 2021 (UTC)
Thanks. ~ Qakun · talk 23:59, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Also just in case[edit]

I've mentioned this Danish band on discord before, but just in case:

Cheers. MrX blow me 16:13, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I love their accent. Thanks :-) ~ Qakun · talk 16:40, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle is now here![edit]

Hello Kakun,

Huggle is now available for all users on Uncyclopedia that have both rollback and extended confirmed permissions.

If you wish to install it, just check out the instructions on the aforementioned page, or ask User:Kev or User:JJPMaster.

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie Quotidien (talk) 01:21, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks dude! ~ Qakun · talk 13:00, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Admin Stuff[edit]

Hey, I need some help unlocking some pages. I need access to all of the portal main pages in order to make them mobile friendly. But first, can you please unlock {{Cl}}? this is a Wikipedia spork that is causing problems on over 50 pages. Let me know, thanks.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:22, 12 March 2021

I never heard about unlocking a page. The template is not protected at the moment. What do you mean? And would you like to be an admin? I could nominate you. Seems too much work unprotecting and protecting again all of these pages... ~ Qakun · talk 08:59, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Hey, that would be awfully groovy of you and it would make the work I'm doing significantly easier. The template that I needed unlocked is actually the redirect 'Cl,' not Category Link. Otherwise someone has to go in and fix each and every link on all the pages that are messed up. Thanks!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:11, 12 March 2021
No problem, I'll nom you in April, which is the nommin' season. ~ Qakun · talk 12:56, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Admin noms[edit]

Hi Kakun. Unfortunately the nominations don't begin until April so if you want to start nominating sooner we should have a forum about changing the policy and moving the dates forward. ShabiDOO 10:47, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Hi, sorry about that, I had no idea. I'll continue this in April. ~ Qakun · talk 12:54, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
I personally don't mind in the slightest moving ahead the nomination. I wouldn't mind starting a forum to see if users would consider moving up the dates. Would you support it? ShabiDOO 13:06, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Nope. It's cool as it is. One less forum = more health for everybody. ~ Qakun · talk 13:14, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
LULZ! My belly button just vibrated! ShabiDOO 13:20, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
I just hope I remember to do it, and if I don't maybe you could nominate her instead. ~ Qakun · talk 13:55, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
But of course! ShabiDOO 14:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won UotY for 2020[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Year Award Uncyclopedian of the Year 2020

Thanks Zombiebaron for the nomination and for voting and also everyone else of course, I'm really fucking touched! ~ Qakun · talk 04:05, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Your FA vote was appreciated...[edit]

Cheers! It was my pleasure. ~ Qakun · talk 09:09, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Request for an article[edit]

Can you make an article on Cardi B? Today's celebrities are rarely parodied on this site. DinduNuffin2001 (talk) 11:56, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

You're welcome to make it yourself! MrX blow me 13:43, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Also I have no idea who that is. ~ Qakun · talk 17:14, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

A quick note...[edit]

Heya! I will transclude the {{Daves}} template on King David for you. Make sure when you add links to templates you transclude the template onto the link pages or it braeks ;)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:25, 18 April 2021 (UTC)

Thanks.. I don't really get this template but thanks anyway. ~ Qakun · talk 02:22, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
This template was created by Todd Lyons, a very funny guy. I created a similar one, ({{Jacksons}}). These templates link articles together in a way that would otherwise create unnecessary categories. Just a way to engage readers in themes that might interest them. The verbage on {{Daves}} is from a song, I believe. Anyways, navigation templates in general are meant to replace the 'See Also' lists at the end of articles. Cheers,  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:52, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Okay, makes sense. It also completes the David article nicely. Also your comeback is one of the most amazing ones I've ever seen, Cheers. ~ Qakun · talk 05:00, 19 April 2021 (UTC)