User talk:Kakun

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Um. This is a strange talk page. Okay, I found a little teeny tiny error on the Hercules page, in the Task One: Slay the Nemean Liar section, the word "in" should be removed from the line "If anyone answered (in) incorrectly, he would know who the liar was..." so that should be fixed. Did you know that sometimes I'm thinking of several different plot points while I'm writing out something? So my brain has issues with my editing skills when this happens. And sometimes I'm just sleepy and instead of going to sleep I think of something and I can't resist staying up enough to write another glorious hilarity into the mix. But thank goodness I don't cook while I'm sleepy. Nacky (talk) 02:06, 27 March 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Done. You just need to think about sleeping all the time, like me. ~ Kakun · talk 05:56, 28 March 2023 (UTC)
I plan to do a lot more sleeping if I ever get the chance to! Sometimes being awake is overrated. There are a few more things in the page, but nothing that would be considered much of an error. I'm a bit of a perfectionist. I do plan to finish the Andromeda page (the original author was gracious enough to let me re-new it) and I've been swamped with a million things in RL. Normally I could write these up in just a few hours; I like to research more into a subject so I can make even more fun of it. But it's been tough these days. And then I like to add pics that I conjure up to put with the article and sometimes that takes a little time to hunt down what it is that I'm picturing in my head. Little works of art, abstract in some cases. The Andromeda page has some of this going on in it. ;) Nacky (talk) 09:40, 28 March 2023 (UTC)Nacky


I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service!
You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

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Thanks, I'll consider it. I would love to make Uncyclopedia better again. ~ Kakun · talk 03:25, 14 May 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won WotY 2022[edit source]

Kakun, 2022

With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Writer of the Year! I'm sure you will always cherish this breathtaking award I created for you. I totally spent like a really long time working on it. If for some inexplicable reason, you prefer the older, more traditional style, I believe PF4Eva usually creates those, so you can go pester him about that. Again, congrats!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:26, 19 June 2023 (UTC)

I am speechless and honored. Thanks so much guys and thanks MrX for the lovely award. I feel old and traditional. ~ Kakun · talk 06:57, 20 June 2023 (UTC)

Writer of the Year Award Writer of the Year 2022

Congratulations, big guy. :) Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:43, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

Oh wow more award. Thanks! I feel like Meryl Streep over here. ~ Kakun · talk 11:58, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

Discord[edit source]

Get on discord dummy — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:56:04 2023/07/29 UTC

I did. No one is awake. They're all sleeping, literally. But I'll keep trying, thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 05:00, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
I am awake and I'm with the FBI. I'd like to ask you a few questions — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 05:06:39 2023/07/29 UTC
I'm with the MIB so you can't even remember this conversation. ~ Kakun · talk 07:41, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
Could you please send me a PM on Discord when you get the chance? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 09:46:55 2023/07/29 UTC
Sure. My pleasure. ~ Kakun · talk 12:02, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

Discord part 2[edit source]

Hi Kakun, could you please respond to my PM on Discord again when you get a chance? You seem to be a bit difficult to reach... is it because you are too busy drinking Coca Cola? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 03:12:45 2023/08/20 UTC

No, I've already lost 2 teeth to Coca Cola. I'm going to answer you soon. ~ Kakun · talk 04:27, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

Mission: Impossible[edit source]

If you don't mind I tried rewriting this article a bit to be more "in-universe" and similar to the Mission Impossible movies, though still not exactly the same as those movies' universe. I think adding more elements from the universe helps make the page seem a bit less "random".--OculusWild (talk) 06:58, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

Cool, dude. Thanks a lot. I'll go over it later. ~ Kakun · talk 08:44, 5 February 2024 (UTC)
Very very nice, thanks a lot! ~ Kakun · talk 01:44, 9 May 2024 (UTC)

Are you okay?[edit source]

I forgot all about you until the war has been going on. Are you safe?

—Crocotta1 06/27/5984

I don't think so. ~ Kakun · talk 17:37, 5 March 2024 (UTC)
Sorry to hear that, hope you stay safe, fuck hamas, go Israel. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:11, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
I mean, I'm upset but physically my dick still works. ~ Kakun · talk 02:15, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Well that’s good. 🍆 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:49, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Fuck dumbass white girl Palestine supporters, uneducated as fuck. —-Crocotta1 06/28/5984

Badges[edit source]

          If y'all can't see my lack of fancy editing skills, I am a new member. How can I get one of those fancy badges on my page. I see everyone having one and I'm more jealous than the average persona fan of a mother/father. I'm asking you, how do I get one of those badges on my page. For example, I speak french. Isn't that a badge? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Prongle (talk • contribs) 
We have a Badgering Badge. But this year we gave them all to the Columbia University. ~ Kakun · talk 15:39, 27 April 2024 (UTC)
Burn! Lol 👊 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:32, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

eurovision article[edit source]

Hey duderino, as one of the worlds biggest eurovision fag, I couldn't help but make some edits. Hope you like them :) ShabiDOO 11:52, 2 May 2024 (UTC)

Wow, thanks so much. It actually became better than a Columbian cock. ~ Kakun · talk 15:47, 2 May 2024 (UTC)