User:MrX

MrX hard at work.

Quote to live by: "Don't lose your dinosaur." (Remember, it's one of our many rules here.)

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About me

I am MrX. Anybody else who says they are MrX is a liar. And they can suck my fat fucking dick!!

Ok, for real tho, when I joined Uncyc, I didn't know there was another mrx here, and I was only vaguely familiar with that imposter on the parody website. But it is a cool handle that gets referenced quite a bit in movies, tv shows, books, etc., including Futurama, which I had completely forgotten about until recently. Bender goes by Mr. X in court in that episode where he testifies against the Robot Mafia and has to go into hiding. MR. X is also the name of an awesome escape room joint in Shanghai. Anyway, I guess I'd better wrap this up before I start to ramble.

I'm always happy to help in any way I can. Feel free to hit me up on my talk page. If I can't help you myself, I can definitely point you in the direction of someone who can. You can also email me (mrx.uncyclopedia@gmail.com), but you'll likely get a quicker response here. Cheers.

Articles I've created

• G-spot
• Andrew Wakefield
• Time Person of the Year
• Carrie Nation
• Plant cruelty
• Billy Graham rule
• Jussie Smollett
• Harvey Weinstein
• Chris Christie
• Incitatus
• Colin Kaepernick
• Pat Buchanan
• Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Hurricane Naming
• Durian
• Kamala Harris
• Female genital mutilation
• 2020 United States Aristocrats audition
• 2020 United States presidential election controversies

Articles I've rewritten/revamped

• Elizabeth Warren
• Five-second rule

My scholarly writing

• UnBooks:Chapter One

My hard-hitting journalism

• UnNews:English church faces persecution for tequila
• UnNews:Trump learns truth about travel ban, outrage ensues
• UnNews:Activists celebrate Biden's LGBTQ protections
• UnNews:Mr. Potato Head completes gender transition

My missions in life

• Forum:Count to a million (sigh)
• An article that is currently being made one character per edit

Vanity

Awards (earned with bribes and blowjobs)

Noob of the Moment July 2020

Writer of the Month September 2020

Trophies (earned with hard work, amazing writing, and more bribes and blowjobs)

Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Article, Participant
Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Rewrite, Grand Champion
Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Second runner up (3rd place out of 3)
Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Best Bad Taste Article, Aristocrat en Regalia

Happy Monkey Competition 2021, Participant

More about me

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