User:MrX

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MrX hard at work.
Quote to live by: "Don't lose your dinosaur." (Remember, it's one of our many rules here.)
XBOXes
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This user says things that may not be work safe.

es-XThis user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.


笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
⏲️ This user's timezone is UTC-7 (PDT). Their time is currently 18:27. (Purge)
IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.


Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.


This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.


About me

I am MrX. Anybody else who says they are MrX is a liar. And they can suck my fat fucking dick!!

Ok, for real tho, when I joined Uncyc, I didn't know there was another mrx here, and I was only vaguely familiar with that imposter on the parody website. But it is a cool handle that gets referenced quite a bit in movies, tv shows, books, etc., including Futurama, which I had completely forgotten about until recently. Bender goes by Mr. X in court in that episode where he testifies against the Robot Mafia and has to go into hiding. MR. X is also the name of an awesome escape room joint in Shanghai. Anyway, I guess I'd better wrap this up before I start to ramble.

I'm always happy to help in any way I can. Feel free to hit me up on my talk page. If I can't help you myself, I can definitely point you in the direction of someone who can. You can also email me (mrx.uncyclopedia@gmail.com), but you'll likely get a quicker response here. Cheers.

Articles I've created

Articles I've rewritten/revamped

My scholarly writing

My hard-hitting journalism

My missions in life

Vanity

Awards (earned with bribes and blowjobs)

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2020

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2020

Trophies (earned with hard work, amazing writing, and more bribes and blowjobs)

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Article, Participant
Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Rewrite, Grand Champion
AristocratTurkey01.png Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Second runner up (3rd place out of 3)
AristocratTurkey01.png Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Best Bad Taste Article, Aristocrat en Regalia

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Happy Monkey Competition 2021, Participant









More about me


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This user hangs this useless template on his/her userpage. How ridiculous!

Notes

  1. PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Article: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
  2. Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020, Best Bad Taste Article: Aristocrat en Regalia, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
  3. Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020: Second runner up (3rd place out of 3), ON THE PODIUM, BITCHES!!
  4. Happy Monkey Competition Entry 2021: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
  5. PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Rewrite: Grand Champion, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh