- 1 About me
- 2 Articles I've created
- 3 Articles I've rewritten/revamped
- 4 My scholarly writing
- 5 My hard-hitting journalism
- 6 My missions in life
- 7 Vanity
- 8 More about me
- 9 Notes
I am MrX. Anybody else who says they are MrX is a liar. And they can suck my fat fucking dick!!
Ok, for real tho, when I joined Uncyc, I didn't know there was another mrx here, and I was only vaguely familiar with that imposter on the parody website. But it is a cool handle that gets referenced quite a bit in movies, tv shows, books, etc., including Futurama, which I had completely forgotten about until recently. Bender goes by Mr. X in court in that episode where he testifies against the Robot Mafia and has to go into hiding. MR. X is also the name of an awesome escape room joint in Shanghai. Anyway, I guess I'd better wrap this up before I start to ramble.
I'm always happy to help in any way I can. Feel free to hit me up on my talk page. If I can't help you myself, I can definitely point you in the direction of someone who can. You can also email me (email@example.com), but you'll likely get a quicker response here. Cheers.
Articles I've created
- Andrew Wakefield
- Time Person of the Year
- Carrie Nation
- Plant cruelty
- Billy Graham rule
- Jussie Smollett
- Harvey Weinstein
- Chris Christie
- Colin Kaepernick
- Pat Buchanan
- Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Hurricane Naming
- Kamala Harris
- Female genital mutilation
- 2020 United States Aristocrats audition
- 2020 United States presidential election controversies
- Blind people in snooker
- Fight for Your Right
Articles I've rewritten/revamped
My scholarly writing
My hard-hitting journalism
- UnNews:English church faces persecution for tequila
- UnNews:Trump learns truth about travel ban, outrage ensues
- UnNews:Activists celebrate Biden's LGBTQ protections
- UnNews:Mr. Potato Head completes gender transition
- UnNews:AZA to update enclosure rules
My missions in life
Awards (earned with bribes and blowjobs)
Trophies (earned with hard work, amazing writing, and more bribes and blowjobs)
Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Article, Participant
Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Rewrite, Grand Champion
Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Second runner up (3rd place out of 3)
Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Best Bad Taste Article, Aristocrat en Regalia
More about me
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- PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Article: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
- Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020, Best Bad Taste Article: Aristocrat en Regalia, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
- Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020: Second runner up (3rd place out of 3), ON THE PODIUM, BITCHES!!
- Happy Monkey Competition Entry 2021: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
- Informal competition with the illustrious Shabidoo. Shabidoo won with Alzheimers Groundhog's Day.
- PLS Entry Summer 2021, Best Article: Grand Champion, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
- PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Rewrite: Grand Champion, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
- PLS Entry Summer 2021, Best Alternate Namespace Article: Runner up (tied)