User:MrX

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This user went to college for seven years.
(no, not a doctor)
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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About me[edit]

I am MrX. Anybody else who says they are MrX is a liar. And they can suck my fat fucking dick!!

Ok, for real tho, when I joined Uncyc, I didn't know there was another mrx here, and I was only vaguely familiar with that imposter on the parody website. But it is a cool handle that gets referenced quite a bit in movies, tv shows, books, etc., including Futurama, which I had completely forgotten about until recently. Bender goes by Mr. X in court in that episode where he testifies against the Robot Mafia and has to go into hiding. MR. X is also the name of an awesome escape room joint in Shanghai. Anyway, I guess I'd better wrap this up before I start to ramble.

I'm always happy to help in any way I can. Feel free to hit me up on my talk page. If I can't help you myself, I can definitely point you in the direction of someone who can. You can also email me (mrx.uncyclopedia@gmail.com), but you'll likely get a quicker response here. Cheers.

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My hard-hitting journalism[edit]

My missions in life[edit]

Vanity[edit]

Awards (earned with bribes and blowjobs)[edit]

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2020


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2020

Trophies (earned with hard work, amazing writing, and more bribes and blowjobs)[edit]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Article, Participant
Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2020, Best Rewrite, Grand Champion
AristocratTurkey01.png Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Second runner up (3rd place out of 3)
AristocratTurkey01.png Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball 2020, Best Bad Taste Article, Aristocrat en Regalia

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Happy Monkey Competition 2021, Participant








Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2021, Best Article, Grand Champion
Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2021, Best Alternate Namespace Article, Runner up (tied)
Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Poo Lit Surprise 2021, Best Template, Runner up

Ninjastar (earned by leading a life that is complex and full of peril [and even more bribes and blowjobs])[edit]

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Notes[edit]

  1. PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Article: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
  2. Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020, Best Bad Taste Article: Aristocrat en Regalia, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
  3. Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Entry 2020: Second runner up (3rd place out of 3), ON THE PODIUM, BITCHES!!
  4. Happy Monkey Competition Entry 2021: Participant Ribbon, FUCK YEAH!
  5. Informal competition with the illustrious Shabidoo. Shabidoo won with Alzheimers Groundhog's Day.
  6. PLS Entry Summer 2021, Best Article: Grand Champion, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
  7. PLS Entry Summer 2020, Best Rewrite: Grand Champion, aaaaahh yeeeeaahh
  8. PLS Entry Summer 2021, Best Alternate Namespace Article: Runner up (tied)
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