User:Orangutang94

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This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before their plans for world-domination are complete.
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Yup, that's me all right. Or rather the character I play while roaming the tundra of Uncyclopedia

Howdy.

I'll keep this brief. I'm a regular Wikipedia editor, but when I'm feelin' funny I'll hang out around here in the Wild West of encyclopedias.

When I do so, I reckon I'm here to churn out some parody articles, sling some puns, and chug astronaut juice, and I'm all out of astronaut juice.

I'm just here for a "comedic" outlet. Probably not the funniest guy 'round here but I'll keep working on them comedy skills and storytelling abilities here. And I promise on my momma's grave back across the big pond I'mma drop this cringey cowboy tone in my edits over here, so don't y'all worry.

I don't want much trouble so I'll try my darndest best to be civil down here. That's all, y'all.

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Cheers -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:33, 13 February 2024 (UTC)