User:Orangutang94

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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. This user is the Deputy Director of the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before their plans for world-domination are complete. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

Yup, that's me all right. Or rather the persona I embody while roaming the tundra of Uncyclopedia

Howdy.

I'll keep this brief. I'm a regular Wikipedia editor, but when I'm feelin' funny I'll hang out around here in the Wild West of encyclopedias.

When I do so, I reckon I'm here to churn out some parody articles, sling some puns, and chug astronaut juice, and I'm all out of astronaut juice.

I'm just here for a "comedic" outlet. Probably not the funniest guy 'round here but I'll keep working on them comedy skills and storytelling abilities here. And I promise on my momma's grave back across the big pond I'mma drop this cringey cowboy tone in my edits over here, so don't y'all worry.

I don't want much trouble so I'll try my darndest best to be civil down here. That's all, y'all.

Yours truly, OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:33, 13 February 2024 (UTC)

I guess I did somethin' here..

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• My secret identity back in civilization