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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Portals portal.

By far the most portal-like portal you will ever find.


A portal is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia.

Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. This page explains how portals work.


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Natalie Portman is a monotone character in the Star Wars prequels, portrayed by Natalie Portman. She was a cute senator and former fairy queen of the little planet Naboo, which was the capital of the Chommell Sector near the Outer Rim Territories a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In spite of her clandestine sexuality, she had small but titillating breasts, which quite handily drove young Anakin Skywalker to the darth side of the Force.

Padmé was most well-known as "Vader's babe", so one can just imagine how gullible she might have been. In the Star Wars films, she plays a bland character with little substance other than being a cute and feisty host incubator for the two heroes, Luke and Leia. In any case, she's a minor footnote in science fiction history, and her plot position is so ambiguous that it is nearly impossible to categorize her as either a loyalist or separatist.

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UnBooks from the portal - UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Natalie

HowTo's from the portal - HowTo:Sleep with Natalie

More "special" pages from the portal - Natalie Portman


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Did you know...

  • ...that this is a portal?
  • ...that the portal has a topic?
  • ...that even if the portal didn't have a topic, it'd still have a pretty nice butt?

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