Monday, July 28, 2025
WASHINGTON -- Nearly a week after learning of the deaths of Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione, dementia-addled Epstein pest fascist President Donald Trump (s)lumbered onto Truth Social to eulogize "Ozzie Nelson" (of Ozzie & Harriet fame), "Paul Hogan" (or Crocodile Dundee fame), and - alarmingly - Luigi Mangione (the guy who shot and killed a healthcare worker and became a meme due to his youthful sexiness). We assume he was waiting to see if the Grim Reaper was finished.
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| Fuck! Another payday for the RIGGED REAPER! We lost a man I grew up watching on television. Ozzie Nelson. I loved his first wife, Harriet. She had a nice ass, a great ass. Their son, Ricky, was a rambunctious rock and roll singer. Years later Ozzie became a rock star himself with BLACK ABBA. With Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Benny, Bjorn, Frida Kahlo, that blonde babe, and that other guy. 1/
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| Then in 1979 they fired him and replaced him with OVERRATED DIO! But Ozzie won out with classics like "Crazy Train," that other one, and that one that sucked. Then he became a big reality star with his other wife Sharon, and his new kids. Sadly never saw Ricky on the show. Theme song by my good friend Pat Boone. Reunited with his first guitarist Randy Savage. 2/
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| Next, we lost WWF icon and one of my biggest supporters, Ultimate Warrior, American Hero, Macho Man Paul Hogan. The Undertaker sure has been busy this past week! He's not just a wrestler, he's an actual undertaker. I loved Paul Hogan in Rocky III, Thunder in Paradise and the CLASSIC GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME Mr. Nanny! Way better than Mr. Mom with OVERRATED BATMAN Buster Keaton. He proudly stood up to NASTY UNIONS and helped get Jesse Ventura fired. 3/
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| I know what it's like to get fired by Ed McMahon! 4/
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| Finally, we lost my good friend, the GREAT trumpet player Luigi Mangione. I'll never forgive him for using his song "Feel Good Inc." on OVERRATED AND IRRELEVANT South Park, he'll always be in my good books for his many appearances on King of the Hill. Hank Hill, now there was a REAL, GREAT AMERICA. Took no BS, not even from Bobby. Luigi Mangione, you will be sorely missed. 5/
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There's a lot to fact check here! But let's start with one of the smallest. Mangione's song is entitled "Feels So Good." "Feel Good, Inc." is a song by Gorillaz. Ozzy Osbourne was never married to Harriet Nelson, starred in a 1950s sitcom, nor gave birth to Ricky Nelson, who died in a plane crash in 1985, and whose sons became glam metal band Nelson. The Nelsons are also completely unrelated to Nelson from The Simpsons or Nelson Mandela. Black Sabbath has nothing to do with ABBA. Frida Lyngstad, not Kahlo, sang in the Swedish pop group. Randy Rhoads, not Savage, was Ozzy's guitarist, who died in a plane crash in 1982. The Undertaker is not an actual undertaker, that we know of. Michael Keaton, not silent film star Buster, famously played Batman and Mr. Mom. Vince, not Ed, McMahon, was the president of what is now WWE.
- Chris Morris "Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath Frontman and Heavy Metal Legend, Dies at 76" Variety, July 22, 2025
- Danielle Abreu "Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan dead at 71" NBC Los Angeles, July 24, 2025
- Mark Kennedy "Jazz legend Chuck Mangione, known for ‘Feels So Good,’ dies at 84" Associated Press, Month Day, Year
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