WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- U.S. President-electJoe Biden’s administration will continue to recognize 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as the 45th President of the United States, Antony Blinken, Biden’s nominee for Secretary of State, said on Tuesday.
As for why this is so, Blinken cites the obvious. "Do I really need to tell you? Russian meddling, voter suppression, and James Comey's October surprise Hillary letter that DIDN'T hand Donald Trump the 2016 election THAT HILLARY WON FAIR AND SQUARE!"
LATE 1990S SHOPPING MALL, ANYTOWN, USA -- Due to allegations that are too terrible to name, shock rocker Marilyn Manson has been removed from the lyrics to the 1998 one hit wonder "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals. This follows being dropped by his record label and fired from TV's American Gods and Creepshow.
Even though there's no chance of it receiving much airplay in 2021, despite a reunion performance at Joe Biden's inauguration festivities, just in case some retro 90s "oldies" station picks it up, rather than substitute another name (such as Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson or TV star Ted Danson), they will simply mute the vocal track.
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