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Mike Pence turns into a pickle COLUMBUS, Indiana -- Psycho Christian white supremacist former Vice President Mike Pence has gotten himself into another pickle. Only this time, it's quite literally a pickle. The former VP discovered that he had turned into a former cucumber. "No explanation at all," Pence told Newsmax Tuesday. "I just woke up one day and discovered I had turned into a pickle. I know the European Union turned President Trump into a walrus, and former Press Secretary... What was that bastard's name again?... into an eggman, but I believe they wouldn't waste their time on me. I believe it was Hillary Clinton, Obama, The Bidens, the Kennedys, The Addams Family, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, Oprah, Steve Harvey and those goddamned liberal Democrats who stole the election from me-- I mean, us!" Read more... Toast seen in face of Jesus TORONTO – A recent study finds that the resemblance of toast can be found on the face of Jesus in several pictures. Most of us have seen the face of Ronald Mc Donald in the randomly distributed rocks of the Martian surface, the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich or the Mona Lisa in yo' Mama’s pubic hair. Faces are everywhere thanks to millions of years of evolution wiring our brains to spot them. Now, scientists at the University of Toronto have shown that this Pareidolia effect works two ways. Read more... Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned LOS ANGELES, California -- In February, Lady Gaga's bull dogs were stolen and then returned. Now, a month and a half later, we have learned more about the incident and the perpetrators. The perps have been described as an unidentified, tall, lanky caucasian male (John Doe 1) and an unidentified short, stocky caucasian male (John Doe 2). They were working as henchman for an unidentified caucasian woman with half-black/half-white hair Read more...		Latest news Space junk safely Comes Down in Indian Ocean The Breakfast War Starts Mike Pence turns into a pickle Wake up call Toast seen in face of Jesus It's happening again National dogeday ensues, Dogecoin price is pumping, everyone is rich Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans Amazon to require workers to wear diapers Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift Björk responds to Anti-Asian violence Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup Tornadoes re-destroy south, but this time spread further north. Biden responds to North Korea's "stink" complaints Kevin Sama not guilty of his warcrimes! Tornado outbreak infects South 2019 & 2020 Atlantic hurricane names retired, the results will suprise you Winter Storm Xylia drops record snow on Denver, whilst most of the nation is much below average temperatures BMI songwriters to get vaccine next; ASCAP songwriters pissed » Older news
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