1211 Avenue of the Americas -- After Lev Parnas's damning interview with MSNBC's Rachel Maddow in which Parnas confirmed what we already knew -- that Trump and his goons (including Mike Pence, Rudy Giuliani, William Barr, and Devin Nunes) are guilty as fuck -- Maddow's Faux News time slot rival Sean Hannity is scrambling to interview an Ohio farmer named Levi Parnas (not Lev) in order to rebut Lev Parnas's implications of several Trump administration members, and Trump himself.
But so far, it isn't smooth sailing.
"I don't wanna get involved in this mess," Levi says. "I don't even like Trump. Hell, I don't even watch Fox News."
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has become yet another mundane twist in the era of the Trump administration. President Donald Trump used his secure as fuckiPhone to tweet out that he wanted to see himself impeached. In the days leading up to the impeachment vote, he has been firing on all cylinders left and right trying to stop it from happening; blaming everything from the Democrats to the Jews and even Alec Baldwin. However, the recent tweet from his Twitter account has confused just about everybody.
"Impeach the pres".
WASHINGTON DC, United States -- Donald Trump has unveiled his plans to deregulate toilet design, complaining that it was the regulations that forced him to flush his toilet 10 to 15 times "to get it all down".
The Donald, also known as the President of the United States, discussed in front of a business round table his order to the Environmental Protection Agency to review remove plumbing fixtures that use less water.
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