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East Asia Sophia dates back before Uncyclopedia, archaeologists say North Korea might actually do it, but probably not Son kills father in Japan North Korea massacres American island	Middle East New prophet concerned with women's rights Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled Saudi King Abdullah honored as human rights champion Saudi Arabia shoots self in foot with lower sand prices	Asia headlines Japanese Ansaikuropedia is now forked to fight for liberty Snakes on a Plane gets a Bollywood remake Bus passengers told to wear crash helmet Pound for Pound, Bullying Beats Civility Anytime Oldest man in history chokes on ping pong ball Intern totally photobombs Korea talks Nobody cares about North Korea nuclear threat Russian children saved from hell Was Steve Jobs killed by agents working for North and South Korea? Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
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