UnNews:Japanese Ansaikuropedia is now forked to fight for liberty
Monday, August 6, 2018. Reported from Tokyo, Japan.
All of a sudden, there's this new hope rising from the Far East.
The Imperial Ansaikuropedia, notorious for using Death Star to Ban those who are against Darth Admins for years, is now losing its power, because a fork was created on Miraheze.
Being a rebel, the forked Ansaikuropedia claims its legitimacy by symbolizing that their project is for people from Ainu and Okinawa (Ryukyu), which were both colonized by the mainland Japanese in the 19th century.
The Ewoks, the Wookiees, our little green friend, and Lük have expressed their support for the liberal fork so far. The great jedi master Ben Kenobi, however, is likely to stay neutral because he have to stay in Tatooine and watch Luke grow up, making sure he'll become part of the future rebel. The Alderaan system, on the other hand, was blew up by the Sith lords before they showed support, as usual. This made Princess Leia one of the greatest supporter of the rebellion, though.
The Imperial Ansaikuropedia has officially made no comments on this rebel so far, but it looks like their starting to produce Clone Troopers[1] and send them to UnMeta to take over the whole Uncyclomedia Projects at the same time crushing the rebel "scums," and declare the foundation of the "first Ansaikuropedic Empire" all over the world.
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Sources[edit | edit source]
- トーダイン (as the founder) "The Forked Ansaikuropedia" Ansaikuropedia (アンサイクロペディア), 2018
- The Pioneer "Ainusaikuropedia" Illogicopedia, 2018
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ I wonder why they doesn't send Storm Troopers instead. It might be because they have few supporters who join to the troops.