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To resolve issues between users.
Report issues with the software and the site.
New contributors are encouraged to ask for help.
Coordinating the languages.
This is a good place to start.
Totally irrelevant announcements and news.
If you need an article protected or unprotected.
For new users coming from Wikipedia.
For help citing Uncyclopedia as a reference.
Ask a question
List of users happy to help newcomers.
For answers (sometimes) and a closer look at how the site is run.
Whining and throwing feces.
Add this magic incantation to your page and help will soon appear.