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UnNews:Infertile woman blows herself up in a coffee shop, most pointless terrorist act ever

Score: 0.5 Elapsed Time: 336 hours
Keep (2.5)	Weak keep it's fine i guess Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:45, 3 June 2025 (UTC) Keep., cute. Funcold (talk) 06:44, 5 June 2025 (UTC) Weak keep. 13:56, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)	What the heck is this? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 17:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Meh. This not very good. 00:41, 1 June 2025 (UTC) Delete. Not very good. Norb (talk) 18:16, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 2.5 Elapsed Time: 336 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. subjectivelly funny, also piece of history. Funcold (talk) 06:47, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3.5)	What is this crap? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC) Delete. This is funny? 00:39, 1 June 2025 (UTC) Weak delete Although I don't find it funny, this is something that might've been funny in 2006, and just hasn't aged very well. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:46, 3 June 2025 (UTC) Delete. 13:57, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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