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For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Beak Lions

Score: -3
Elapsed Time: 2057 hours
Keep (5)
  1. You didn't take hours out of your time to create something, humor is suggestive, and people do find this funny. Your opinion is just that, an opinion. I know people that genuinely love this creation, and just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it needs to be deleted. Countless months of effort and time has went into this for the objective to laugh, and you see it as fit to delete something because it doesn't blend in with the rest. Who is going to read this except people I mention this to, right, nobody. This was my effort on creating something, I guess it was all for nothing huh? User:Dank Memes 21 I would like for it to stay up so I can continue my journey on creating something, but I suppose that request is going to get shot down, am I right? (Adressing the Ethan Casity tag, that's a random name I through together, I personally don't know someone by that name, that was a random name i threw together with random events and spesifics, and the images were one's from google images, but I'll replace the images, but I don't see a reason the Ethan Casity needs removed since i never met the guy in my life)
  2. I personally enjoy the insanity of it. Granted, it is really vulgar and at times reads out like it was written by a 12-year old with Tourette's, but it looks encyclopedic enough and delivers some chuckles ala something like 2005cruft. I also removed the second ICU you tagged Aasim, because I didn't feel it's eligible to be ICU'd at this far in its history. It's cool that you did put this in VFD however to create some discussion about this.
    However, I do have an issue with the article violating our Vanity-guidelines. I deleted the two personal pictures you uploaded and inserted to this Dank Memes 21, and I hope to see the entire Ethan Casity-section removed the next time I take a look. This site isn't Facebook, nor is it your personal hub for your friends to talk shit about each other. You can remodel the stuff to remove the vanity-stuff or I can delete it all, it's up to you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)
  3. Keep If this article is still a work in progress perhaps it would be best worked on in Dank Memes 21's userspace. I disagree with Awesome Aasim's assertion that this page should be deleted on the grounds that it doesn't follow Wikipedia formatting, just take a look at the in-jokes category for some examples of notable non-encyclopedic articles. Once the article is completed (that includes removing vanity) I see no reason it cannot be a part of mainspace. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  4. Keep This article is waaay longer than necessary, but it is not HTBFANJS gone wrong, not even close. MrX blow me 22:54, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  5. Keep Are you kidding? This article is the stuff! I'm having an uncontrollable spasm of laughter up in this hizzaz! Nicolassequeira (talk) 02:15, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep If we can revamp the article to not be so long. I'm not sure what the prose is, but its gotta be >30 kB. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:09, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. We are a parody of Wikipedia. I have ICU'd this twice but the tag was removed in each case. I think this may be a case of UN:HTBFANJS gone wrong. As much as I think the sole creator is acting in good faith to make the article funnier, they have been the only one adding stuff to the page, and in its current form, it does not at all appear funny, seems to be littered with inside jokes, and does not follow the traditionally accepted style for such articles. Even our own in-joke AAAAAAAAA resembles a Wikipedia entry. Awesome Aasim 07:30, 22 October 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete... It's not funny, it's just a big sperg out. Putting stuff in all caps and swearing more than necessary doesn't make your article funny (at least to someone with half a brain), it makes it look like somebody with Tourette's turned on Voice-to-speech and started babbling. Read the entire article and didn't find anything that was funny, if it's supposed to be ironic then I suppose it's okay? But still it's way too long. 80,102 bytes of talking about nothing isn't funny, it's borderline cancerous. The modern-day memes don't help it too much either, especially when you've used the same image more than once. I think it's absolutely the biggest example of HTBFANJS.-WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 17:14, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
Comments

I have spent countless days coming up with an entire dimension, yes it's supposed to be a dimension, and apparently to you it isn't funny and it doesn't support the uncyclopdeia look, well so be it, it never was made for you. This was made for the other people that have enjoyed what i have made in the past and want to see more of it. What do you even do beside patrol the page for things you deem as irrelevant. I love working on this page because it gives me something to do im my life I enjoy, make people laugh. I have made people laugh and your inside jokes you said, those are random images, from random places, with random names. The beak lions was a project i wanted to do on my own because i wanted to reflect my side of humor and to give people who has having some difficult issues a good laugh. But all you can do is sit behind this screen and want the page deleted, we have more than enough articles for people to read, and who sits and reads an entire article, are you getting paid? You are the only one that cares about how an article looks, and just because you don't find it appealing, doesn't mean other people do. Guess this is why we can't have nice things, people like you take a parody way to seriously. From the creator:Dank Memes 21

  • (Adressing the Ethan Casity tag, that's a random name I through together, I personally don't know someone by that name, that was a random name i threw together with random events and spesifics, and the images were one's from google images, but I'll replace the images, but I don't see a reason the Ethan Casity needs removed since i never met the guy in my life)
Ok, but I fail to see the connection between Casity or any of the random names in the article and the article's subject matter. Especially so because there's seemingly no attempts of introducting and tying any of these characters to "Beak Lions". You can't really blame me or anyone else for mistaking that as vanity if you straight-out make it look like vanity. I really do hope to see all these mentions removed or otherwise expanded upon to not make them look so random and out-of-place, otherwise I don't feel comfortable enough to keep this article on the mainspace, which is why I'm removing my vote for now. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:17, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)

I see where you coming from and the images have been replaced, and I will expand upon the names I've chosen, and I made Ethan a cube, and will expand on that later on. Point is I'll make the effort to remove suspicion of vanity in the page, I'm going to need to come up with something, and therefore time, but I'm going to make the names better part of the page, and connect it deeper into the "lore" if you can even call that abomination lore, but I digress. I'll either 1. rename them completely or 2. tie it better as in a creation of the beak lions themselves. Not sure where I'll be doing yet, but I'll be consistent with updates. (Dank Memes 21)

Yeah that's cool, that's awesome. I'm looking forward to what you come up with! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:52, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)

Well I do hope it is worth while, just because I don't want something as minute as vanity to ruin over half a years of work, If it as simple as i think it is, I'll have a blast correcting the errors, but in it's idiotic sense of course. So I'll see what i can draft up, and hopefully it fixes all the vanity issues, since my intentions weren't on it, but it came across as vanity and I do see how it can be seen as that without context or a proper character introduction, I am planning to have an entire D&D universe where the beak lions reign supreme, maybe i have their characters developed there, and yes, I will be adding more names, but I will correct the error of not connecting it to the overall beak lion article, it's a thought I had and maybe it will do good? (Dank Memes 21)

"I am planning to have an entire D&D universe where the beak lions reign supreme, maybe i have their characters developed there, and yes, I will be adding more names, but I will correct the error of not connecting it to the overall beak lion article, it's a thought I had and maybe it will do good?" You should have something like this in a Google Doc. I don't understand how you even make sense of that article, but if this is only for your personal uses, copy and paste it somewhere else. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:56, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

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Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1947 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep I think it's funny, and I think it's use and caption in Captain Obvious are funny too. If this is kept, I don't think anything needs to be blurred, because as Zombiebaron pointed out, the guy with the pink sign is mocking the assholes next to him. MrX blow me 22:59, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Blatant unfunny homophobia, used in Captain Obvious page. The least I would do is blur all the homophobic signs, in order to make the image only cover the "I have a sign" sign. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:24pm  October 26, 2020
    In my opinion this image is attempting to satirize the famous Westboro Baptist Church hate group (they are in the image) and blurring the hate speech would serve no comedic purpose. This image is not espousing hate speech; it is making fun of it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:38, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete Not original content and whether or not the hate speech is blurred its not very funny either. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:18, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Racist. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:04, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
Comments
  • Note that target "article" to be deleted is an image.

Valvoline

Score: -4
Elapsed Time: 575 hours
Keep (5)

I vote to keep the article, but I'll take my name off it and expand it some if you fellows want. Nicolassequeira (talk) 01:54, 23 December 2020 (UTC)

  1. Conditional keep: basically, strip all author references, ext links, and the like, and slap on a big "Article written like an advertisement" tag (like Wikipedia does), and then it should fit into Uncyclopedia just fine, I guess. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:11pm  December 23, 2020
  2. Conditional keep: per above conditions. MrX blow me 15:20, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Conditional keep: I think the article really only makes sense if the video goes along with it for context, and as far as I know I'm the only one to have a recording of the commercial. I've reduced the link to a reference, though. Nicolassequeira (talk) 18:08, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep If we follow Kev's instructions. Also, I suspect an expansion is needed within the next 30 days. It is only 510 words. Gale5050 complain about me! 00:20, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
  5. Got the new higher-quality video linked up- I'm also gonna add some more paragraphs Nicolassequeira (talk) 06:29, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep - It's fine now. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:40, Jan. 15, 2021
Delete (1)
  1. Article is devoid of humor and seems to only exist as an advertisement for the author's YouTube channel. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:25, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 01:49, Dec. 23, 2020

You fellows don't find the Valvoline commercial funny? It's a laugh riot Nicolassequeira (talk) 01:51, 23 December 2020 (UTC) Great news- I should be able to rerecord the Valvoline commercial in its entirety this week. Nicolassequeira (talk) 00:35, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Comments

Interstate 78

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 151 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article, although short, definitely has potential. A quick search tells me that trucks represent 24% of all traffic on I-78, so maybe it can be a magical 'truck attractor'. The missing images can be fixed, and the article itself can be expanded. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:43, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfortionately, while I've pumped good energy into some interstate articles(Interstate 94 and Interstate 98), and while the interstate system has to stay around, IMO, this article is pretty potholed. It is a dead end, and there is not much to expand by(just like the real thing!) An ICU tag was removed by Cat back in October, which makes sense; not quite as bad as other interstate articles. But it's not good, either. On October 22, I added an expand tag. At only 675 words, and at only 3.9 kB of readable text, I don't see anything positive in keeping the article. However, I will try to pump up other interstate articles. This, I feel, is a dead end. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 17:39, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unless there's significant improvement. MrX blow me 17:23, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Zeneca

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 104 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Delete Small, imageless, unfunny. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:21, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., but @WohMi:, I'd recommend putting it into ICU. It's a lot quicker way of deletion. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:36, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and ICU'ed MrX blow me 17:31, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Coprophilia

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 99 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It needs work but a simple expand tag is enough. Re come here in 30 days if it is not improved. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:00, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I originally nominated this for QVFD, but at the very least, this article needs to be cleaned-up, imagewise. If the article is cleaned up, I'll change this to a "keep." (Thinking about it, this might also fall under "Codeine's Mom" category. I didn't know what Coprophilia was before I saw this article... -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:38, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Comments
  • This article was suggested for QVFD, but granted how this article has a 14-year-old history, QVFD is obviously a bad choice. However, this article might only be present because of its shock value, and as such, might not belong on Uncyclopedia (especially the images). Please leave your comments. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:40pm  January 11, 2021

Interstate 180

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 97 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this article, and I feel it has potential. I'm gonna Frankenstein this bitch! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:46, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While it has potential, unfortunately, it needs editors who aren't gonna work on it. I'm afraid I put an expand tag on it more then 30 days ago. No one is expanding it. It is a dead end, and very short.
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Gonna take a few days-1 week to pump this article up. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:12, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Dennis the Menace

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Despite creating it, I actually am not for deletion, however I did think I'd leave it open in case anyone wanted to comment. In my opinion, unless Shift674 pumps some good work into it, it can't stay. It's expanion tag expired long ago and it's article size is not even 3,000 bytes. I am afraid it doesn't deserve a stand alone article. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:55, 16 January 2021 (UTC)