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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

UnNews:Falwell to Reincarnate as Flaming Poof

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 655 hours
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No keep votes.

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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. AtomicAnon (talk) 18:13, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:23, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. This is two sentences long. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:48, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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The Chum Famine of '59

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 530 hours
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Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. It needs some work, but it isn't VFD worthy imo. AtomicAnon (talk) 12:33, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Somehow Soviet missed this one. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:53, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 00:46, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. lol Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:50, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Chess rn.gif Swoon. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:49, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. it's not surviving so give it to me please AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 01:43, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
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Rhymes With Turd Day

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 518 hours
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for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:44, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

  • Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:52, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Microsoft unveals New gaming system

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 518 hours
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Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:46, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Give it to MK Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 14:21, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. While the new version is definitely a lot better than the old one, it now has the issue of just being one big wall of text (and it's actually way longer than most UnNews articles as well). Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:59, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. if this gets nuked, im taking it. already put work in, jsut needs a retitle imo LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 12:07, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: That's not how you speel just. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:38, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling just is just!!! Obviously not jsut!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK. AtomicAnon (talk) 14:43, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:Uncyclopedia releases version 0.5 on DVD

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 518 hours
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:00, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:46, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE!ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:50, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Paris Hilton announces the muffin shop is closed.

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 518 hours
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Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:47, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:00, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
  1. Boobies!.png Boobies! Paris-Hiltoncruft. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:09, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:US Military to go green

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 518 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I actually think this is a pretty good UnNews article (for its time). Could definitely use some work, but not bad at all. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:02, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:51, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Saudi Arabic guy says "Mickey must die"

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 517 hours
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  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. give it to me AtomicAnon (talk) 13:39, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:52, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff.patented nonesens ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:58, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:03, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. to AtomicAnon --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 19:22, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
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Sentence Fragment

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 231 hours
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  1. Half for.svg Weak keep. Could use some work, but it's not horrible. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:05, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 09:54, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Jay Leno's chin falls off

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 231 hours
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Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 09:55, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:14, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:New Zealand complains that they are NOT on the world map

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 231 hours
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  1. Ok look, i don't think a lot of the UnNews articles on here are VFD worthy at all. This definitely isn't, all it needs is a bit of formatting help. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:16, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 09:57, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 231 hours
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Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 10:08, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:17, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
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Open-source

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 231 hours
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Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! too short. also should be a redirect to the much better article open source (which is the same title without the -) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:50, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

  • I would've recommended to merge the two articles, but then i found out that the other one is featured. Kinda nothing else to do here than delete and redirect this one. Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:35, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
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Cheese Famine

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 161 hours
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Cheesus2.jpg Cheese be with you. the mention of Al Gore in something that has nothing to do with Al Gore is more than enough proof that this needs to be VFD'd. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:12, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

  • Cheesus2.jpg No crack Gromit, we've forgotten the crack! Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:36, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
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A story voted one part at a time

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 124 hours
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Red check mark.svg Strong keep. AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 04:51, 11 April 2026 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. This might be the ASBOWAAT variant with the best story, but the method through which you get that is annoyingly slow, making this impossible to actually make something decent out of. And that's not to mention the facts that 1: the poll feature breaks when there's more than one poll on a page and 2: the polls can't be closed, making the story and the polls contradict each other. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:57, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Reasons above 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:36, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
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maybe it would be less slow if it weren't dry AF, what's the time period for a poll anyway? AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 04:51, 11 April 2026 (UTC)

a day --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 05:21, 11 April 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, the cooldown for adding something to the page is in theory around a day or so, so that people have time to vote. In practice, however, it's been a lot longer than that, because everyone who adds something wants to wait until there's been a sizeable amount of people who vote. You can see this in action in the page's edit history. Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:31, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

Mike Gravel

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. Chess rn.gif Swoon. AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 01:37, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
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Jason Sudeikis

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Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 01:39, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
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Eudaimonism

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Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke.AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 01:41, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Racial humor can be done well in some cases, but this is just not it. AtomicAnon Steal my electrons 01:50, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
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