Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Interstate 180

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2360 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this article, and I feel it has potential. I'm gonna Frankenstein this bitch! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:46, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice and short article. No stupid puns like the I-90 page, and actually quite clever. I'll volunteer to add more to it. -Orangutang94 (talk) 21:16, 20 February 2021 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While it has potential, unfortunately, it needs editors who aren't gonna work on it. I'm afraid I put an expand tag on it more then 30 days ago. No one is expanding it. It is a dead end, and very short.
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not enough redeeming value. MrX blow me 23:46, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff all Interstate articles ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 17:51, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Meh. ShabiDOO 17:15, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Gonna take a few days-1 week to pump this article up. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:12, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. The article is okay, but it's not in any way good. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 14:44, 20 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Archived and moved to userspace. Nomination closed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:25, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

Fort Lee, New Jersey

Score: -3
Elapsed Time: 1564 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:46pm  February 14, 2021
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not that bad, and at worst can be converted into an article on the George Washington Bridge-- Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:26, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me 23:55, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. User:MakerJulian/sig 23:55, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. old article i wrote from when i was a young lad, very shit imo– Preceding unsigned comment added by Thatguyinmurica1 (talk • contribs)
Comments

Mt. Lebanon

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1141 hours
Keep (0)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. While short, this article certainty has potential. I would say put on a {{Expand}} tag, which basically means bring it back here if it has not substationally improved in 30 days. I also made a typo fix. This page appears to be abandoned, so maybe someone else will want to work on it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:29, 3 March 2021 (UTC)

I am changing to merge content into Pennsylvania, which would require it be redirected not deleted, I'll move some content over because total deletion is a bad idea, but it is of low quality.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:15, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Too short, not a lot going on. MrX blow me 18:07, 3 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. 04:50, 12 April 2021 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., really low-quality. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:03, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Violates UN:CM and not funny. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  20:35, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

I tried to request it to be deleted but its no bueno. whytheonlyone (Complain or contribs?) 13:19, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Heart Attack Grill

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 903 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff. Blatant unfunniness. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:18pm  March 13, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff. Zombiebaron put a tag on it and Whytheonlyone had a month to improve it. It has now been 6. Time to huff. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:21, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's basically a copy of the Wikipedia page. MrX blow me 16:25, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Huffed. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:38pm  April 5, 2021

Guy_Fieri

Score: -1.5
Elapsed Time: 871 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's low quality, yes, but it is not bad enough for deletion. This is better then some articles I created, actually most besides Hurricane Harvey. Maybe a few articles are better, but.... Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:12, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It needs some work, a total rewrite would be fine, but a total rewrite isn't a must. This is a semi decent blueprint/start. There is enough humor and redeeming value to keep in my opinion. MrX blow me 15:38, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Delete (0.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Half delete - Seems quite low in quality. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:08am  March 15, 2021
Comments

Hurricane Wilma

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 661 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yabba Dabba Doo!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 02:04, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1.5)
  1. I'd say this one is beneath what I'd say "good enough for Uncyclopedia"... it's fairly old and didn't get huffed for much time though. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:52pm  March 23, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Overexpired tag, Blatantly untrue and violates HTBFANJS(close to truth is better then blatant lies). It doesn't mention things like it's pressure going to 882mb, which can be made funny by saying "while bathing in extremely hot water, Wilma got extremely intense, 882mb, choking everyone involved". Way to random. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:53, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Sans

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 494 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep, with {{fix}} tag. Not long enough and needs some work, but better to have some then none. One time, an article was deleted that turned ~400 links red, and Beak Lions is worse and was also kept. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:16, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and (potential) rewrite In its current state this article is a steaming pile of ass (no offense to ass) with zero formatting, but I feel it could have some potential if it got a full rewrite --товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 17:40, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

User:Pugsleyfan69420 and ALL pages created by her

Please note that if vote succeeds, all pages created by Pugsleyfan69420 will be huffed.

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 421 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is something better for a forum, #1. #2, some pages have been good, and any bad articles can be seperately VFD'ed. #3, deleting some articles will be mean, especially those in userspace, and #4, it somewhat violates UN:BITE. #5, some of her articles are a teeny bit better then some low quality articles of mine, like Interstate 98(which may be huffed soon in the mass forum). #6, some of them do have a coherent idea and could reasonably be expanded. Also, it would mess up a VFP that's in the archive, #7. #8, Tux Paint and Khitan are actually good. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:24, 2 April 2021 (UTC) (modified 19:05, 2 April 2021 (UTC))
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg "Well, that escalated quickly." Wow. A couple key words come to mind here looking at this whole situation. These three articles, while not great and possibly huffworthy if we really want to start huffing everything that isn't hilarious, are certainly good starts with good humor. To say that Pugsley has "No productive edits whatsoever" is, um, less than accurate. I'm not denying that Pugsley has been "consistently disruptive", but I think there's a better approach to this. Let's please not delete the three pages I linked (and any others that obviously aren't garbage), let's let the block expire, and then I'll volunteer to help stop the crapstorm that has been at least half of what Pugsley has done. If she doesn't get the message after that, then go ahead with a long/infinite block. MrX blow me 19:03, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
    All three of those pages are total nonsense with no notable humour. If you must...user-page them but none of this belongs in main-space. There is already so much cruft and crap in main-space. ShabiDOO 11:10, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
    Userfy is fine. MrX blow me 15:44, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Agree with MrX. See above. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:10, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
    And I agree with Gale5050 that we can separately VFD some of these, I'll find at least one right now. MrX blow me 19:05, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Keep -- The Zombiebaron 23:19, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. No productive edits whatsoever. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  06:18pm  April 2, 2021
    1. Symbol delete vote.svg Half-Delete. Most subpages can be deleted, but don't delete the userpage. They have not been permabanned yet, but I will agree that the userpage needs drastic cleaning up. Perhaps someone will go in there and clean it up. Changed to keep, I don't want ALL of their pages being deleted; just the shitty ones. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:45, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Just get rid of it. Nothing worth keeping. ShabiDOO 01:41, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg FOR KHORNE I've changed my mind, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, HUFFS FOR THE HUFF THRONE. Also a lot of her stuff kinda sucks --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 15:38, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  • Proceeding with this set of deletions means deleting a total of 183 pages and files combined. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:14am  April 3, 2021
Holy Hell. I had no idea there were that many. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:08, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm just gonna... watch the fireworks this time --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 19:15, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Well... most of her pages are pretty low-quality but not everything needs to be deleted. I'll let this run its course. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:54, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

User:Pugsleyfan69420/Vuchan3621

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 420 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Technically in user space but also titled User:Vuchan, no idea what's going on here, can't imagine any way this is not pure, unadulterated crap. MrX blow me 19:09, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF is this garbage? Some articles can't be deleted, this is poop. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:10, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:21, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although it is in Userspace.... Symbol delete vote.svg DIIIIEEEE!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:14, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! I don't give a fuck about whether it's in userspace or no. Oh well, nuke it is, I guess? QVFD would be better Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:11am  April 3, 2021
Comments

Invoking a super vote and huffing it soon, albeit leaving this entry up until 19:09, 3 April 2021 (UTC), in order to please Gale5050. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:11am  April 3, 2021

User:Pugsleyfan69420/Enter Buttons

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 419 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Here's another one that is in user space. Originally put in main space, Kev moved it to user space. I say we go ahead and huff this. Huffing this truly random crap will (hopefully) help Pugsley see the difference between her (slightly) good contributions and her (many) bad contributions. MrX blow me 20:29, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we delete the bad and keep the good and the ok, pugsley will convert. We cannot delete all of her good articles (like Tux Paint), but if we delete the bad, Pugsley may reform. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:01, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Duh. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:13am  April 3, 2021
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Killing spree. On Go. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:07, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Huffed. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:36pm  April 5, 2021

Notepad Oldschool

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 419 hours
Keep (0)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's definitely random, but we have several random articles, like Beak Lions (which itself survived VFD, 6-2). This'll probably just be a stub that sits around, but it's better then a redlink. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:00, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

My point is that unlike Beak Lions, in this article, the words (and the non-words) don't even make any sense. It reads like listening to a drunk Scotsman. I guess it could be funny and keepable if someone wants to fix it so that it makes sense. MrX blow me 21:03, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
Completely abstaining then. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:29, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Waaay too random. MrX blow me 20:41, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! - close enough to vanity in order to be indistinguishable. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:16am  April 3, 2021
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Lanciare una granata! I've been playing too much Battlefield 1 recently. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:06, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Huffing. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:37pm  April 5, 2021

Interstate 12

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 345 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Kinda sucks. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:24pm  April 5, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Indeed. MrX blow me 22:32, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Overexpired fix tag. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:48, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Cya. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:47, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Undertale

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 149 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I like the little text changes. Definitely needs some more work, but I don't think it's VFD-worthy right now. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:08, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If we fix the massive prose issue, it's fine.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:08, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article fucking SUCKS! and i need a way to start my VFD record on this site. -LodAbuption (talk) 02:44, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Slash and Burninate It could use a rewrite, but I feel like if it IS gonna be re-written, it should be done from the ground up --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 14:01, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Complete crap. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:35, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

I plan on rewriting it after it's deleted. -LodAbuption (talk) 21:10, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

You can start now. MrX blow me 21:11, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

Undictionary:Sus

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 112 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. seriously? Why? More harm then good, and probably viewed widely. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:19, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Eject Blatantly unfunny and doesn't even use the actual Undictionary format. Would've thrown in QVFD but I'm too timid to do that- --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 15:28, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I mean, I said why. It's not funny nor does it follow the actual format of undictionary. Do I need any more reason more than that? --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 17:32, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

Well, I checked page history and it looked like it was moved to undictonary, so my bad on that part, but it's still not that funny. Anyone can make the funny amogus jokes but a majority of them aren't inherently funny, and you have to do something with the joke. --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 17:42, 15 April 2021 (UTC)

Babes in Toyland

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 10 hours
Keep (1)

It could have potential it just needs a better author – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stub. Also been sitting for a while. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:02, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
Comments