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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Corporate philosophy

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 279 hours
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  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. This isn't awful, but it definitely needs a bit of rewriting. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:26, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per Alula, this is a totally ok article. fixing sure, rewriting sure, but deletion seems like a big waste. If it DOES get deleted, I'm trenching this LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 18:45, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
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this is hwy gen z-invented slang isn't funny. genzcruft. also reads like a guy fed up with his office job.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:22, 9 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Brah_pops_Zit_for_Bro

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 159 hours
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. You guys think somebody from 2020's coming back for this? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 13:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! aw this one feels like it was the start of something funny, but its UnNews so trying to save it now is hella pointless LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 16:43, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:32, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:45, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Recording

Score: 3 Recordings
Elapsed Time: 157 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 15:55, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:32, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another QFVD deserving article LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 18:47, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
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New Clothes, (Emperor's), The

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 147 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! really weird title for the article. also, its subject matter already has an article which is much funnier. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:05, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! agree with Dani. This page is literally useless, and not even worthy of being a redirect LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 02:50, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg 2005cruft. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:33, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
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History of the War on Drugs/funny version

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 146 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:34, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OR Merge-arrows-3.svg Merge. it's not terrible content i suppose, so why not just add it to the main article? LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 15:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I should mention that this, and the article below this are orphaned, meaning there's 0 significance to them. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 02:51, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Hip hop/Funnier version

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 146 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. the article itself is totally fine! (and quite funny). the title is just kinda weird and makes no sense LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 15:23, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: the article was originally called "Hip hop", but I moved it last year so that hip hop would be a redirect to the featured article. the "funny version" thing in the title isn't really a factual claim but just something I copied from God/Funny version. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:54, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

the same thing applies with History of the War on Drugs/funny version and Lie/faddy version πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:55, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Oh, well, in that case, withdraw both of these noms. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 02:56, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: no, keep them, keep them. I personally think they're crappy enough to be here. if I didn't nom them myself last year was simply to not bother with the democratic procedure. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:58, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: do you have a better idea for this article's title? It was originally called "hip hop", but I moved it so that hip hop would be a redirect to hip hop music. I must admit I didn't think much of the name; so you could suggest a better name. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I'm not super sure, but you could merge it with the existing Gangsta Rap article since that one is kinda short and could easily do with more content. Other options include: Urban Music, Afro-American Music, Crunk, Afrobeats, and... well a lot of low hanging fruit- kinda racist titles like Gorilla Music, Jungle Beats or something along those lines (if you so feel like going that way). LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 03:37, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Duewag DB Klasse 628

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 145 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! found a non-tagged Tranvit article in the wild. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:28, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:38, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. woah cool, more copy pasted AI slop writing! LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 12:41, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
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A word built one story at a time

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 135 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this one Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 15:16, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Another irrelevant, inactive and confusing ASBOWAAT with no relevance to the lore of this already-awful series. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:08, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Woah, I thought we already locked this one? πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. As someone who's spent too much time contributing to this one, i can confirm that the concept doesn't work in practice. Writing an entire story for a single word turns out to be nearly impossible, not to mention that it's equally as difficult to actually form a word to begin with. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:14, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Top 20 Songs

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 132 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Hero Wars

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 105 hours
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Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:10, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

  • Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:57, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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Charleston,_South_Carolina

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 86 hours
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. this stinks of being a Wikipedia article just copy-pasted and with some lame jokes thrown in. About the quality of the city itself. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:26, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! well well well, looks like someone read my edit! I want to rewrite this article real bad (Charleston is my second home irl) LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 18:43, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unfunny (as in not humorous) Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 18:54, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Antiques dealer gives daughter low appraisal

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 82 hours
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  1. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:32, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. aw, and it had such an eye-catching title! shame. LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 18:16, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:01, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:00, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. this had such a funny concept, goddamnit Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 20:11, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Someone should actually write this. Me? I'm too lazy. But I agree that the current edition sucxs. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Fredrik Wulff

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 82 hours
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  1. Pacman.svg Pacman. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:39, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! mmmm more QFVD fuel! LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 18:17, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Soviet, you're getting good at finding these irredeemable stubs. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:01, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Though i did look at the guy's Wikipedia article, and it's still only one sentence long somehow. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:02, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Metropolis Pt 1:The dresing room and the peeper

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 59 hours
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Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:03, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Yuk.PNG Eww! OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:00, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Walk the plank. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:03, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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Poop Government

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 55 hours
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:11, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:00, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:04, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Nom.gif Crap. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Madras College

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 38 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Just your average schoolcruft. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. I've seen this page pop up in recent changes quite often, and i always knew it wasn't great, but i didn't expect it to be this bad. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:07, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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Delicious pie

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! only four words in and the article already mentions Al Gore out of nowhere. Pure 2005cruft. Burn it with prejudice. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png 2005 2007cruft. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:09, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. 0 kill! Kill! Kill! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:52, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Forgortia

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 11 hours
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! 2022cruft . – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:12, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. does every year have its own cruft? Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 20:09, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Gammakid999 yes every year but the most recent and current can be referred to that way. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

One day

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 8 hours
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Terrible - would be given ICU/badstub tag if new but the editors are long dead – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:13, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. One day this may have been funny, but not today Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 20:22, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Soonerism

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 5 hours
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Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:27, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

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