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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.


Spontaneous death syndrome

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1441 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:53, 24 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Me too --Executive (talk) 11:49, 27 June 2022 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Zana added it to the front page, for some reason. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:30, 15 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:53, 18 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichu transparent background.png BraGreMat Pichu flipped.png 14:41, 19 June 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a neglected stub. Though, I do think it has a decent idea, and if I were not as lazy as I am now, I'd consider bringing it to my userspace. Unfortunately, I'm lazy. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 12:48, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments

DragonFruit

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1440 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! what? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:43, 15 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:55, 18 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichu transparent background.png BraGreMat Pichu flipped.png 14:41, 19 June 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Mr-ex777 having e-sex

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1332 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichu transparent background.png BraGreMat Pichu flipped.png 07:54, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. short vanity article about nothing Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:06, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 22:42, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For the same reason as Microsoft. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 05:12, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Main Page

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1309 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this was nominated here twice earlier and MrX deleted it, can't tell why. @ARandomPage: come vote! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:07, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's huff the Main Page PROPERLY this time! ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 05:12, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Delete it three times -- The Zombiebaron 13:07, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • Cuz it's a joke nom, which is fine, but we've also been asked to clear up some backlogs, gotta start somewhere, it'll all be a process, thought I'd start with the simplest stuff. MrX blow me 19:09, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
  • ah true Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:10, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

British Police Force

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1294 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. very short page with poor grammar and a lack of much humor Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:05, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 10:55, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 14:23, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • If this page is deleted, make sure to delete the associated image, as it is low-quality, likely a copyright violation, only used on this page, and poorly named. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:08, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Maus

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1294 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. lack of much humor, lots of redlinks, not well known to people who arent interested in tanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:08, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. May have actually been good if it was about the comic series, more people know about that than specific tanks.🐆Crocotta1🐆
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 10:57, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 14:23, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • If this page is deleted, make sure to delete the associated image, as it is low-quality, likely a copyright violation, and only used on this page. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:08, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

UnBooks:Special Insert Feature:Phil Eats His Way Across North America

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1265 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I’ll try and add more to this article, I think I can see where it needs editing🐆Crocotta1🐆
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. expired fix tag and not incredibly funny Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:23, 23 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 10:58, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Undictionary:Leathertip

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 1193 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Short's not a problem for Undictionary, and I think it's kinda funny. MrX blow me 04:45, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As MrX said, the article being short isn’t a problem for Undictionary. Pichu transparent background.png BraGreMat Pichu flipped.png 10:16, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I added a little more🐆Crocotta1🐆
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Executive (talk) 12:13, 27 June 2022 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete Short and not funny. An article by Crocotta to complain about circumcision. We have circumcision already, I understand the philosophical belief but this does not need an UnDictionairy article. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:10, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Microsoft. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 01:36, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 11:00, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Narendra Modi

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 704 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nom and Delete. Not funny at all, lots of grammatical issues, and it doesn’t even look finished. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 10:16, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How did this stub survive so long? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 10:50, 16 July 2022 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 19:13, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Briana and isaiahs afghan and soviet war

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 225 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! garbage Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 09:02, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Yes indeed, it is... bad. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 09:32, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
Comments

OH WEGGHIE' A TIN NA FUT R LA STAZZJUN R BARLITT

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A terrible, short, stupid article. Shingle 18:09, 14 August 2022 (UTC)
Comments

This is already on QVFD. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 18:24, 14 August 2022 (UTC)