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Pages for Deletion

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Wild Jew

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 945 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Nominating this mostly because it should be a redirect to Wild Jews. Also it's kinda crappy. (If for some reason it doesn't get VFD'd I'll move it to a different title so that I can make "Wild Jew" a redirect). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:35, 22 June 2025 (UTC) Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:52, 13 July 2025 (UTC) Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:28, 21 July 2025 (UTC) Delete. Tatersforever442 (talk) 04:23, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2.95 Elapsed Time: 368 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. I'd argue deleting them is going a step too fat. If anything, we could lock them so that they aren't further edited, but we should keep archived to preserve an era of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3.95)	Seriously, the series has become way too large and oversaturated, and most of these are incoherent and irrelevant to the lore. At least "A story built one time at a byte" should go because it has virtually zero redeeming value. And yes, A story built half a word at a time is next on my list, I am NOT backing down. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:41, 16 July 2025 (UTC) I agree with @OPOSSUM:. I think ASBOTAAB and ASBHAWAAT should both be deleted. I think that A story built one template at a time, which I started, should be redirected to this. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:57, 18 July 2025 (UTC) Delete all but 1, one article at a time. DW^III 22:10, 21 July 2025 (UTC) yeah, there's way too many of these... i think ASBHAWAAT and ASBTWAAT are good candidates to delete. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:32, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. hey guys (and some gals), uh.. if this succeeds, which ones are we deleting? we'll definitely delete ASBHAWAAT, and maybe ASBOTAAB, but what else? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:50, 30 July 2025 (UTC)

Score: -2 Elapsed Time: 135 hours
Keep (3)	Keep. mostly fixed and patched, the article is much better now gergdown, eh (talk) 20:56, 27 July 2025 (UTC) Keep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:21, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Keep. Mr. George / talk 01:03, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 13:05, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	i'll try to fix this one... gergdown, eh (talk) 20:06, 27 July 2025 (UTC)

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 95 hours
Keep (3)	Keep. it's an okay article. i don't really classify it as VFD-worthy though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:13, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Keep. It's got potential. Noopnurf (talk) 01:32, 1 August 2025 (UTC) Keep. Mr. George / talk 01:46, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)	ICU expired, put here because it couldn't be QVFD'd. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:20, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Only mildly funny article about an obscure train service in Japan. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 14:30, 29 July 2025 (UTC) Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 00:33, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Should I expand it or something. Also it's not even THAT obscure. Taiwan 20:52, 30 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. @Taiwan: expansion is not always the best answer to everything. sometimes, you have to insert humour into a page. the funnier it is, the better it gets. i also have to say that the article is a bit short, in which case, you should extend it, or classify it as {{Template:Stub}}, although since your article is under threat of deletion, you better try to make it better. unfortunately i know nothing about the shinkansen, so i can't help gergdown, eh (talk) 02:49, 31 July 2025 (UTC)