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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Score: 1.9
Elapsed Time: 788 hours
Keep (0.1)

Very week keep: I don't know/care but I have some ideas: maybe spork the Wikipeedia heading and extend the long word to every occurance of titin. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:20, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Delete (2)
  1. It's a very long word, i know. But that seems to be everything this article has. There quite literally is nothing else on it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:47, 8 June 2024 (UTC)
  2. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. The name is too long and not interesting, meow... Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 06:27, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

Football Nature Documentary

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 520 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite.. Admittedly, it has poor execution, but if it does get deleted, could it be userfied into my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 16:11, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Delete (1)

n o --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:05, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

  • ...wut? Seems to be an oddly peculiar creation by Crocotta1 but if Pasmorade can make it better, I'm all for userfying it. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:06, 19 June 2024 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. No need to delete, but someone needs to improve it and make it more suitable for Uncyclopedia. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 06:34, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

2020 presidential debate

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 448 hours
Keep (1)

Useful for reference on the 2024 debate. Also, I added a new section on debate styles. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:52, 10 July 2024 (UTC)

Delete (1.5)

Unfunnyish. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:10, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Half Support Lack of interesting pictures. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 06:51, 8 July 2024 (UTC)


Classic Dick Cheese™

Score: 1.5
Elapsed Time: 440 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1.5)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:18, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Half Support Lack of interesting pictures. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 06:52, 8 July 2024 (UTC)


Bill Nye Saves the World

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 307 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I find it funny.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clearly unfunny and plain ranty.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)


Hurricane Ian

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 14 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. As someone who actually experienced it, albeit only gales. I'm offended at how lackluster this article is. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)