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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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What If?:Dentists could time travel?

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 410 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's just too fucking good. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 02:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. To @Alula:'s page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:48, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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  • I want this for my article trench. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • I also want this for alula's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • What is Alula's article trench? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
    • @MrX: It's Alula's stockpile of ICU'd articles that are "pretty funny" to her. They range from good concepts with mediocre execution to bnuuy. You can read them here. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 01:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
      • Ah ok, good stuff, thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:43, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Turnabout and its subpages at UnGames:Turn

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 382 hours
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Better-written than some of the other games I've put on VFD, but still shitty and stubby. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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The History of The World, Condensed Into One Uncyclopedia Article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 285 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate article. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Chronikkah

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 285 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:24, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 285 hours
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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:31, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 223 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So I've found this handy guide for articles that need VFD'd, and according to it, this is just a verbatim copy of the Wikipedia article... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 17:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to its Wikipedia article. Yes, you can do that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:38, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Template:User Pedophile

Score: -2.5
Elapsed Time: 148 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Giggity, I'm adding this to my userpage! πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 04:19, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Already on the userpages of 13 people. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:29, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 08:51, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg ugh let me explain... Similar humor is littered throughout this entire site, and seems to be acceptable there, but not here? I see the argument that it won't bring about any good, but I don't think it will cause harm either... its not going to encourage something that is clearly against one of the few strict rules here. 1st Amendment DOES apply here, but remember... It doesn't protect you from the consequences of your actions. I'll put you in the woodchipper myself and THEN call authorities after :3
    LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 14:46, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. We have articles on niggers, faggots, wogs, crackers, but we draw the line at having joke user boxes.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 20:05, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Ban it from both mainspace and userspace. or NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Seriously. This isn't something to be proud of, even if its a joke. It is disgusting.GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! Yes, even if it seems to be a joke, it might encourage actual pedophiles. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:47, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Half delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:48, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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IDK what side to take. removing this template would result in a ton of broken links, but it might encourage actual pedos.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:48, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Maybe subst it on the userpages that have it? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:56, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 117 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But only because I'm a nerd who gets the joke. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 01:21, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. i kinda get the joke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:51, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! REPEATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE! Ever. Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:25, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg BASH ITS SKULL IN! I know, that's supposed to be DNA or something, but the article never really seems to explain why we are downloading DNA. An article about genetically modifying yourself, or someone else, or attempting to transform your computer into a living organism, could be funny though. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Joli Rouge icon.svg bleh OR, or...Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. Adobe DNA is a real thing... the genexa platform from (infosys?) decodes data (the DNA) from customers for marketing slop purposes. Yeah, the joke here is that you're "downloading" the chemical base code that makes up someone's DNA, but it doesn't make sense thanks to Adobe DNA being an actual thing already. If it were to stay, maybe change the look of it so it more closely represents a shitty webpage from that time period, complete with annoying popups? idk. I get the feeling a lot of articles use this same style of 'dated' humor, and its just more of an older generation joke we don't quite 'get'. LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:23, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
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@GlitchyZorua: @Gergdown: please explain the joke which seems I'm not getting. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:07, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

  • @DaniPine3: It's kinda similar to the articles in Template:Nonsense, except there's a lot more actual stuff in it. The "CCTGCAC" stuff is DNA code. Basically, you're downloading DNA through a shitty website. The joke could've been done more effectively, but right now, it ain't that bad. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I still don't get the whole "downloading DNA" thing. It seems to me a tad nonsensical. And this website already has many nonsensical things. Maybe this'd fit Illogiclopedia better. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, good idea. Whether this gets keeped or not, I'm 100% porting this to Illogiclopedia. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think the joke here is this. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

The Dictionary

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 59 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:20, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! waste of a semi-rare base page name. GAEY! LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 17:58, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Lettucianism

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Elapsed Time: 59 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this article is asking to be deleted... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:46, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:32, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! ...was it intentionally formatted to look like a drunk monkey did it? LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 21:11, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But this has to be archived somewhere. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 22:48, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: what do you mean, "this has to be archived somewhere"? do you want it to be moved to your userspace? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:50, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: yeah πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 22:54, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: well, I'll be moving this to your userspace, then πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:59, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Walpurgisnacht

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. should be a redirect to Walpurgis Night πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:56, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Wiki Religion

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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. if this is about a wiki religion, why is it talking about looney tunes??? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:59, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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AskJesus

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  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Secret2: Silence

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  1. Really short and humor-free UnGame, translated (poorly) from Korean. I've played the first game before; it was almost decent. This sequel, on the other hand... it ain't worth keepin'. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:31, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 22:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Man: A Primer and Something of a Call to Action

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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:55, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:47, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Feminist Mars

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  1. Gene Wofle.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 17:04, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! oh wow, this could have been a banger article but just feels like the writer got rejected by his high school crush here. not even a satirical piece, but could be rewritten to be on (100% rewrite at bare minimum) LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 17:10, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Template:User YANKEES RULE!

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  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. We must make sure that the Yankees-Sox war continues. GO YANKEES! πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 22:37, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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  1. it's EVIL Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:23, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yankeessuck small2.jpg YANKEES SUCK! Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 18:00, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense..
    By the Skibidi Gods dwelling in Alpha Land, I think you for this nomination.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:10, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Pinkle Rick.jpg οΌ°οΌ©οΌ£οΌ«οΌ¬οΌ₯　ＲＩＩＩＩＩＣＫ！！！ counting down until the inevitable 5 second ban for nominating this... LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 18:05, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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