Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Dio Brando

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4466 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Might wanna rewrite it. They said it's pretty unfunny, but this article existed WAYYYY back in 2006. So don't blame whoever wrote this article. --Robo1699 (talk) 00:50, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite I concur. If anything, I'd keep the Marlon Brando and Ronnie James Dio joke and purge the rest. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:29, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Mydixaflopin Nom, Delete and Limp boner this article is pretty unfunny, whoever made it obviously didn't read How to be funny and not just stupid товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:02, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:21, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Dio may be a funny meme, and an article about him COULD be funny, but this one is not ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:24, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

The King of Queens

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 858 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Self keep The previous version didn't exactly age like fine wine. To be honest, it was random and terrible. Without sounding biased, my November rewrite is a vast improvement over what I considered funny in 2007. This one's a lot truer to the actual show. And a lot of these are actual episodes. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:27, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Fuck it - It's up to and acceptable standard now. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:42, May. 19, 2020
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I guess it could be funnier, but it's too good to delete. MrX blow me 04:06, 19 May 2020 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Was nominated in October and then "completely rewritten" by PF4Eva in November. I am renominating it as the result from the last vote was rendered inconclusive due to the rewrite. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:06, 13 April 2020 (UTC)


Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 858 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Maybe get rid of all the puns. Orangutang94 (talk) 06:03, 3 May 2020 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Completely garbage. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:30, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

HowTo:Make a Fat Girl

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 434 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This shouldn't exist. Also, delete all subpages like this. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 15:13, 1 May 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff This really shouldn't exist. Even though this is Uncyclopedia. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  03:15pm  May 1, 2020
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:03, 1 May 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:56, 19 May, 2020 (UTC)

Deleted by Zombiebaron. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:35pm  May 19, 2020