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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

Fuck Uncyclopedia

Score: -2.5
Elapsed Time: 269 hours
Keep (4.5)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. or NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 17:41, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. or maybe merge into Uncyclopedia is the worst. This is just a bunch of childish cussing, which apparently is supposed to be sprinkled around Uncyclopedia is the worst. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:01, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
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What If?:Dentists could time travel?

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 243 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's just too fucking good. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 02:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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  • I want this for my article trench. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • I also want this for alula's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • What is Alula's article trench? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Turnabout and its subpages at UnGames:Turn

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 215 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)

Better-written than some of the other games I've put on VFD, but still shitty and stubby. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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UnGames:Destroy Florida and subpages

Score: 2 hurricanes
Elapsed Time: 175 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol rename vote3.svg shove it in my userspace. oh no, not more subpages! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:50, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

Delete (3)
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Fluffernutterology

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 167 hours
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why. just why. why does this article exist. what purpose does it serve. who decided this would be a good idea, spend the five minutes writing it, and promptly forget it? who, in all the ages of the world, would decide to do this? thousands of years of history, many billions dead, many more billions forever scarred, forever scarred by their horror, but their suffering is like bliss compared to what i have to read. i am filled with restlessness unto the dawn. my bones have become like glass; my eyes have become like blind; every breath i take has become poison. i wallow in death, for i shall never see happiness again. all i desire now is sweet heaven. someone did this. that is enough to make a man who fought in the somme shut up about his trauma. if you think you have experienced horror, you have not scene what i have scene. the horror! the horror!Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 23:58, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:03, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 19:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. As a Bostonian, put this in my userspace. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:03, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

  • yeah shove it in this guy's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:09, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Jesus 2.0

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 134 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Peopld VFD art like this, and wonder why Uncyclopedia is slowly dying.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 14:58, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. With Colonel with this one. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 15:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 08:43, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
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Mexican Jesus

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 134 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 09:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm ASAP. This should have been ICU'd sooner or just straight up QVFDed.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 13:57, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  oh lawd LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 03:53, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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The History of The World, Condensed Into One Uncyclopedia Article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 118 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate article. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Chronikkah

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 118 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:24, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 118 hours
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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Savepeopleidontevenknowitis

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 103 hours
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  • From the people who brought you masterpieces like But mommy I didn't do it and Mr. Penis, comes the latest entry in 2005cruft! Complete with state of the art running sentences, a title that no one can comprehend, and a severe lack of images! The attractions don't stop there. Luxurious lack of images, made by a sockpuppet and IP user! Edit: Also a stub with random links that don't fit the article and its content!Truly quality knows no bounds, does it for the self-admitted sock puppet?Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 15:45, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 19:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Real Neoliberalism

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 69 hours
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  1. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!! just a verbatim copy of Neoliberalism ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 02:07, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pretty sure most people can read strikethrough text --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:14, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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Mario Teaches Typing

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 66 hours
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UnBestiary:Politicians

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 59 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate of American politician ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 12:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 55 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So I've found this handy guide for articles that need VFD'd, and according to it, this is just a verbatim copy of the Wikipedia article... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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SiDoes

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 53 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. whatever the joke of this article was has been long Lost to time. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 17:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg NAPALM ASAP.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 22:03, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
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SPAMentology

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 25 hours
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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:42, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
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Category:Uncyclopedia Games Subpages

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 21 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. W+Ratioed+Rare useful category+why not?Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Pretty much a useless/redundant category. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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Fortnite Creative

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 10 hours
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. abandoned article from about 3 years ago. Since L10nM4ster is not around here often anymore, and it is unlikely someone will grow it , we should just terminate it.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 13:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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Main Page

Score: -2.99
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (3.99)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. We've done this joke so many times... I'm sorry to say this. Sadly 1/100th of my vote fell onto my nipple so that's why it's only 0.99 keeps ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 23:14, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Seriously... Keep. Exactly. โ€“ Preceding unsigned comment added by GlitchyZorua (talk โ€ข contribs) 23:23, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. wait until turb0 gets admin... then he can delete the main page himself --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Turb0-Sunrise, you should be wary, for MrX promised he'd ban the next person who nominated the Main Page to VFD... two nominations ago. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:33, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the formatting on this is horrible. why don't we just blow it up and start over? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 23:12, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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forget this ever happened Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 23:34, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

  1. I remember that this happened Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 23:37, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Robots

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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Merge-arrows-3.svg Merge. with Robot GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:38, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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