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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Single

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 761 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3.5)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 20:12, 16 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Miku! Cat Girl! 11:14, 24 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. It's nonsense. There's something in there, but not enough to argue a keep. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:12, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. X mark.svg No. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:41, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fat innkeeper worm

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 427 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. no --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:57, 30 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. No. Terrible concept and terrible article just in general.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:46, 8 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png Crocottacruft and also a stub. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:13, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:42, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

UnDictionary:Pert

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 305 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like how it parodies Spielberg's movie Close Encounter With the Third Kind. Sure it may have been written by Crocotta, but it doesn't deserve to be deleted.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:56, 8 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Crocottacruft. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:40, 5 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:43, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Random gibberish

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 305 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:58, 8 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. was rightfully turned into a redirect some time ago before it was restored. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:41, 5 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Besides from worldwide uses, not wow. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 21:40, 5 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:44, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Binturong

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 305 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Crocottacruft... Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:48, 5 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:00, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Scared face.svg What in tarnation.. nuke it, Sherrif. It's random, dumb, and ran dumb. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 22:47, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:45, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Reader

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3.5)
  1. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. I honestly just don't find it funny. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:42, 11 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Really weird disambiguation page. If deleted, it should redirect to Why?:Read a book. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:46, 11 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:32, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Completely unnecessary disambiguation page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:46, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Benadryl

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 141 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Short and sweet, but could be expanded. I can take a look this weekend. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 18:09, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol possible vote.svg I guess. A bit short, yeah. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:47, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Stub that hasn't been fixed in months. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:16, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

M-List of Uncyclopedias

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 116 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Hasn't been updated since 2005. Not gonna QVFD, since this might have a purpose, but I don't think it does. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:05, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. I can confirm that this does, in fact, not have a purpose (in fact it isn't linked anywhere other than this page in the first place). Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:48, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Category:AI-generated articles

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 23 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. This category is for articles that are definitely written by AI, not possibly written by it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:49, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (0)

#Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We already have Category:Articles possibly written by AI. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:17, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. withdrawing nomination Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:20, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

This article exists.

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. one liner, too late for ICU and slightly too high quality for QVFD Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:19, 18 December 2024 (UTC)
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