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That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night

Score: 3
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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm a sucker for sojourns. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:02, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Rewrite or burninate. The quality? Kinda eh. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:12pm  January 21, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. See comment below for more information. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:24, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Delete My sojuorn pages are not funny and never were. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:39, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless it's expanded. MrX blow me 23:54, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The page size is literally 1,500 bytes. Around. Its bordering ICU, just that its old. If we rewrite, maybe, but it needs to be completely rewritten. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:24, 21 January 2021 (UTC)


Rubbish Randy

Score: 5
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  1. Fails the Codeine's Mum test and isn't funny. At all. --EMC [TALK] 04:27 Dec 23 2020
  2. Not much hope that it can be fixed. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:12pm  December 23, 2020
  3. Delete MrX blow me 15:21, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Rubbish -- The Zombiebaron 15:24, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  5. I agree, go ahead and delete this one. I think I only wrote it for archival purposes. I'll copy it elsewhere Nicolassequeira (talk) 18:05, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
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Oeiras international school

Score: 4
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  1. This article does have a few funny comments, but overall it has very little redeeming value. It's random garbage at best. Codeine's mum hasn't heard of this school, and we have no use for this article. MrX blow me 18:38, 8 October 2020 (UTC)
  2. Agreed with MrX. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:25pm  October 26, 2020
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 21:40, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
  4. VERY boring. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 17:03, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
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Huffed.

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout

Score: 3
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MeVɪᴄᴛᴜ Talk 55 16:01, 3 November 2020 (UTC)
Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳   -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 17:01, 8 December 2020 (UTC)

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Initiating unilateral deletion because the page is blank. Next time, to delete a blank page... use QVFD instead for faster deletion! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:32pm  November 3, 2020

And it's been recreated, also on QVFD this time. MrX blow me 17:42, 8 December 2020 (UTC)

HowToBasic

Score: 4
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  1. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 17:10, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Short crap with no real potential. MrX blow me 17:43, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 23:03, 17 December, 2020 (UTC)
  4. Egg-splatter Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 01:50, Dec. 23, 2020
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Just a really boring article. There's no jokes, no funny, not intentionally boring, it looks like something that would be made as a fan-page wikia or a poorly-made article on Wikipedia.

Froot‎‎

Score: 4
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  1. Delete - Article is quite nonsensical, to be honest. I'm just not sure if it warrants QVFD (instant delete) or a vote.
  2. Delete - I thought it was QVFD-worthy. It's definitely crap with no potential and most likely spam. MrX blow me 14:05, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Delete - Authour needs to read about HTBFANJS. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:33, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Delete - vtuber vanity kinda rhymes G.L.S. (TP) 15:38, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
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Huffed (4 - 0 after three days). Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  03:00am  December 13, 2020

  1. Just a comment passing by as I'm obviously late to the party but you know we have ICU-tags for these kind of pages... We also have the VFD-templates to put on the pages if they're put up for a vote here. I had no idea this 1-day old article was even up here when I placed an ICU-tag on it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:45, 13 December, 2020 (UTC)

Jamal fishington

Score: 3
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  1. crudd -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 18:00, 10 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete crap and spam. MrX blow me 21:11, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Delete Agreed /w the above. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:22pm  December 14, 2020
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Probably a vanity article, HTBFANJS, really just stupid. Author could also be a sockpuppet

Sockpuppet detected. Initiating unilateral deletion under QVFD rules. - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:31pm  December 14, 2020

While it now appears that the author may not have been a sockpuppet, I think the criticisms mentioned are still valid in the new Jamal Fishington article. A google search of the subject makes me think that they're trying to promote their YouTube channel. However, I am unfamiliar with Minecraft, so I might be wrong. If anyone with more information could weigh in here, I think at least a few of us would appreciate it. Thanks and cheers. MrX blow me 19:39, 20 December 2020 (UTC)
I did not see this VFD entry when I spoke with MinecraftPigeon earlier today. While I did indicate on Discord that they were to finish writing in their userspace I was prepared to be flexible on that point, however as this article was previously VFD'd I will inform them that userspace is where it belongs. -- The Zombiebaron 19:43, 20 December 2020 (UTC)
Cool thanks. MrX blow me 19:45, 20 December 2020 (UTC)


Interstate 85

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., note that I nominated it for deletion. This article is very unfunny. It’s literally an infobox and one line. ICU wouldn’t work. It isn’t even funny either. We don’t need an article for every interstate, this isn’t Wikipedia. Therefore, I bring you the attention of I-85. I think it needs to be huffed. My rationale is it’s unfunny, and doesn’t have great potential. It’s not quite a QVFD candidate, but it’s still unhelpful and very little people seem to be maintaining the interstate category(am I the only one nowadays)?Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:35, 22 September 2020 (UTC)
  2. I can't really see the point of these interstate-pages. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:11, 23 September, 2020 (UTC)
  3. Huff all Interstate pages -- The Zombiebaron 17:42, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Can somebody please huff this shit already? MrX blow me 18:31, 5 October 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment., my last proposal took only ~80 hours, and this is more crappy. It’s honestly, boring QVFD. I say we try to get this done as soon as possible. My other one for Interstate 61 also had 83.33% consensus to delete, and the support was trying to be difficult. I will be responding to questions and people who vote Keep here, on why they think this should remain as an article. I’d gladly take the article down from VFD if someone does a serious expansion. And then we can put it into ICU. Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:39, 22 September 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @Cat the Colourful: there is a point to some of them. This specifically doesn't have a point, some do. Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:01, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @Zombiebaron: we shouldn’t huff all interstate pages. Some of them, like Interstate 95, re actually really funny and I’ve done a lot of expansion on them. Let’s at LEAST give me 1 week to fully expand interstate articles to an acceptable level, and then we can take it from there. Please reply in a comment below, not on my talk page. Thanks. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:40, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
    I completely disagree and look forward to voting to delete all those shitty articles. -- The Zombiebaron 18:43, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
    You’re entitled to your opinion, but I say we at least get consensus before deleting all those articles. Also I nominated Interstate 95 for FA. So, let’s try to get that discussion closed BEFORE deleting them all. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:52, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
  • Deleted. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:54, 8 October, 2020 (UTC)

Interstate 61

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Honestly I just want to be diffcult-Scott (talk) 02:29, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. note that I nominated this article for deletion. I just did it because it is not that useful. What we did for Interstate 61 could be done to many non existent interstates. The articles I created I have nominated for pee review, but no one seems to be interested in updating, so that’s why it’s here. Note that I put this vote in right after nominating it for deletion. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:57, 11 September 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff Too short. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:55pm  September 11, 2020
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 11:00, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:02, 12 September, 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We don't need an article for every interstate. MrX blow me 16:00, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The King of Queens

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Self keep The previous version didn't exactly age like fine wine. To be honest, it was random and terrible. Without sounding biased, my November rewrite is a vast improvement over what I considered funny in 2007. This one's a lot truer to the actual show. And a lot of these are actual episodes. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:27, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Fuck it - It's up to and acceptable standard now. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:42, May. 19, 2020
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I guess it could be funnier, but it's too good to delete. MrX blow me 04:06, 19 May 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Was nominated in October and then "completely rewritten" by PF4Eva in November. I am renominating it as the result from the last vote was rendered inconclusive due to the rewrite. -- The Zombiebaron 23:06, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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"Negative infinity I don't like it"

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delnom. Just not very funny, and the subject isn't really notable enough for others to fix it (at least to me). Unfortunately, I don't think this one can be saved. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:25, 25 February 2020 (UTC)\
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sucks ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 16:55, 25 February 2020 (UTC)
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Daniel Markovits

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny at all. Has no redeeming value. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 05:25, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article on Wikipedia is a stub. Even if this were significantly expanded it would be of little value here. MrX blow me 17:44, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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Peatkin reump

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the literal fuck is this and I didn't even pop a smirk reading this. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 05:30, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Risviltsov summed it up nicely. MrX blow me 17:46, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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Peter Pratt

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Tryhard humor. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 06:13, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This subject actually could be of value here. But without significant construction, it should be deleted in the very near future. MrX blow me 17:48, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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Myrhaclos

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is this supposed to be? - Risviltsov Yell at me! 06:16, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No idea. MrX blow me 17:50, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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Helen (unit)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's little attempt at good humor in this article. Simply put, this article sucks. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 06:22, 11 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And the subject/concept is too obscure. MrX blow me 17:51, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
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The Last Jedi

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and delete Page looks abandoned and is generally not funny ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 16:59, 3 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Viff Article seems dead. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 02.11.2020
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No redeeming value and absolutely no effort put into't, just like the movie's content itself! - Risviltsov Yell at me!
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Trance

Score: 3
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  1. I started fixing it up but eventually just gave up after like 10 seconds, there just isn't a lot to save. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron.---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:39, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
  3. Not good enough m8. - Risviltsov Yell at me!
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VFD-padlock.png The King of Queens

Score: 4.5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite While the King Arthur and Beatles stuff is amusing, it does not a cohesive whole make. Should be more about the actual show. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:39, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not the best article, but after the cleanup, it's alright. Abacab (talk)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom This is pretty crappy. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:35, Oct. 25, 2019
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 00:47, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete for "Doug craves anal with Carrie". SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 11:10, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg EXTERMINATUS Unfunny as hell, as well as shorter than me in 2015 Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 8:04, 13 november, 2019 (EST)
  5. I appreciate pf4's efforts to rewrite this, but it still is a dry listcruft page – just now with references the casual reader wouldn't get. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:12, 17 November, 2019 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article has no humour value to't. I could read this with a straight face. - Risviltsov Yell at me!
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Insane

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg STRONG KEEP Very.. Entertaining Article The mysterous user, GlacierPark19 is a mysterious user who reportedly does crack, and helped the user User:Jonavin, destroy the Schools's network...

He also owns the hamsters that run Uncyclopedia

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  1. Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg STRONG DELETE this belongs in Illogicopedia rather than here Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Randomcruft Could use a rewrite. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:38, Dec. 9, 2019
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 18:20, 25 February 2020 (UTC)
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Avengers: Infinity War

Score: 3.5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete super unfunny, no construction tag either soo...Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete - Desperately needs a rewrite. - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 11.14.2019 9:23pm
  4. Infinity gauntlet vote.png *snap* Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:37, Dec. 9, 2019
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  1. Viffed. - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 17:40 UTC, 01.28.2020

User:The Woodburninator

Score: -2
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  1. I have given my heart and soul to this website, and this is how I'm treated. I AM A LEGEND! I AM GOD The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:16, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. WoodyHead.png Keep - Who even is this guy? - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  3. WoodyHead.png Keep Eh sure why not - Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
  4. WoodyHead.png Keep: Is God, cannot be deleted. namegoeshere (speak) 18:28, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
  5. WoodyHead.png Keep Amazing! - Risviltsov Yell at me!
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  1. WoodyHead.png Woodburninate General gayness — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:58:48 2019/11/10 UTC
  2. Strong Delete -- The Zombiebaron 05:06, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia is like a bicurious teenager in the gym locker room showers with the other boys. We've got to get rid of this Woody. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:45, Dec. 9, 2019
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Kept lol Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:04, 7 April, 2020 (UTC)

Gymnastics

Score: 5
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  1. Keep I like it, except for the weird conversation between Lostlab and Nintendorulez. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 23:03:10 2019/12/08 UTC
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  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 21:28, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Delete SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 11:04, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. What the frick? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:29, 21 November, 2019 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron.---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:40, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 03:56UTC Jan 15 2020
  6. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Should be migrated to Uncyclopedia's sister wiki, Illogicapedia or whatever it's called - Risviltsov Yell at me! 0500h PST 05 May 2020
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Deleted. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:57, 7 April, 2020 (UTC)

Kobe Bryant

Score: 5
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  1. Bad article, not saying that it's in poor taste or something, just sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 06:52:02 2020/02/01 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article, and some pretty tasteless rape jokes ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 14:32, 3 February 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah. Bad taste, especially in light of his death. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:36, 5 February 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Throw into the trashcan of deletion. Comprised mostly of bad rape jokes. It's not funny and just stupid. NAMEGOESHERE (talk) 14:53, 11 February 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Viff Rape jokes ain't funny. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 02.11.2020
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Viffing since 5 votes for deletion, 0 votes against. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  December 31, 1969 02.11.2020

HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick simple

Score: 1
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Zombieche.png Nom/Zombiebaron stupid and unfunny ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:23, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

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well, that was easy ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 13:10, 3 December 2019 (UTC)

SECAM

Score: 4
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  1. Keep — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:02:20 2019/11/03 UTC
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  1. Not funny at all. Unistyle (talk) 18:07, 5 August 2019 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:26, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete I have no idea what I just read. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 10:36, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  4. Delete Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:17, 10 November, 2019 (UTC)
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Pingu

Score: 3
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  1. Nom and Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:58, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Delete Angry German Kid. Chuck Norris jokes. Hannah Montana. The Jonas Brothers. Fall Out Boy = emo. Chris Crocker. This article feels like a high schooler regurgitated their lunch in one of the many corners of Uncyclopedia's cafeteria circa 2006, and the dried puddle was only just now discovered lazily hidden underneath a wiki-shaped trash bin. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 10:54, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete Not the kind of article that a national hero of this magnitude deserves. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 22:05, 10 November, 2019 (UTC)
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UnNews:Shrek has been confirmed as god!

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete Self vote and Completely unfunny in every way Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) (Yell at me)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the fuck is this shit? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:45, 9 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Dispose of Not a keeper. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 6:20pm, 11.09.2019
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Ahh yes, the first article I got huffed, good times Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)(Yell at me)

VFD-padlock.png Pennywise the Dancing Clown

Score: -3
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  1. Rewrite/expand/tweak and keep Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 07:52, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  2. Has potential if rewritten 𝔎𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔤 Ꮠ 21:58, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  3. Keep -- The Zombiebaron 03:25, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
  4. Rewrite to remove the suck SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 10:23, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 15:34 30 May 2019
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Penguin Armies of Doom

Score: 4
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  1. Not necessary for Uncyclopedia and unfunny. I cannot believe anyone would put effort into creating such an article. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:26, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete Wacky wars, check. Section of article that is nothing but a list, check. Voted off the spoon in 2016 for being a page nobody will look for, check. Already archived on the mirror site visited mainly by high school students, check. No need to keep it here. Let the people who simply enjoy making lists longer on the mirror site have at it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:40, 24 October 2019 (UTC)
  4. I don't really agree with deleting articles that "nobody will look for", nor do I think this article counts as one (see here). On one hand, I actually appreciate the effort and time that clearly went into writing all of this, but on the other hand, that effort was mostly in service of the suck. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 10:32, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
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Montrose

Score: 3
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  1. Bad. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 05:51 11 August 2019
  2. Not one mention of Sammy Hagar's old band = instant fail. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:19, 12 August 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:26, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
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Neon

Score: 3
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  1. It is not funny at all. Unistyle (talk) 18:06, 5 August 2019 (UTC)
  2. Needs rewrite. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:26, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
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N.W.A.

Score: 4
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  1. Blatantly racist, horribly unfunny. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 15:47 13 August 2019
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 03:10 Aug 23 2019
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
  4. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
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File:Demoncat.jpg

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File:Missstalin.jpg

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Oompa-Loompa genocide

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  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 17:34 Sep 21 2019
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Is this supposed to send-up the Oompa-Loompas? I don't see how. Is this supposed to satirize Angry Birds? Ditto. DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 02:08, 24 April 2019 (UTC) Good God it looks like something I would make as a kid, except worse Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 8:58, 20 September 2019 (UTC)

Roe v. Wade

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  1. Low quality. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:01 15 May 2019
  2. Probably needs a full rewrite. User:Kevindong 22:05, 15 May 2019 (UTC)
  3. Call me Alabama, because I'm voting to delete Roe v. Wade. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 09:10, Jun. 8, 2019
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Winthrop University

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  1. Very low quality humor. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 19:22 12 June 2019
  2. Has a long way to go before being actually decent. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  3. Meh. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:59, 12 June 2019 (UTC)
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User:Zombiebaron

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg Zombiebaron -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:37, 12 March 2019 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol declined.svg Zombiebaron --EMC [TALK] 05:25 Feb 22 2019
  2. Symbol declined.svg Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:14, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
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  1. I would like to request that an admin please move this article to my userspace so I can improve it, thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 19:16, 2 March 2019 (UTC)

Interstate 95

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  1. Sucks ass, and mostly lifted from Wikipedia. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 22:10 4 March 2019
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not humorous enough --Atomicdragon136 (talk)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't laugh. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:36, 12 March 2019 (UTC)
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Niggle

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  1. Old and stupid. --EMC [TALK] 20:59 Mar 25 2019
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 21:06, 25 March 2019 (UTC)
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Eutrophication

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  1. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 21:05, 25 March 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. .:. EMC [TALK] 21:18 Mar 25 2019
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X-( See fish. See fish die. Die, fish, die already. DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:43, 23 April 2019 (UTC)

Dennis Taylor

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  1. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:21, 6 April 2019 (UTC)
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Nicole Richie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very one note, poorly written, dated, and all around terrible. I've cleaned it up a smidge, but there's nothing worth keeping. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 16:46, 6 April 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:15 6 April 2019
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - God, that is shit. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:23, Apr. 6, 2019
  4. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 00:02, 11 April 2019 (UTC)
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Wizard of Oz (character)

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No humor value, + associated with the reverend. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:59 6 April 2019

Pedobear

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  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 00:02, 11 April 2019 (UTC)
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Requires extensive rewrite to save due to its very troubled past. Deletion probably best course. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 18:12 6 April 2019

Sugonda

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is funny as shit AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 20:55 7 April 2019
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Almost worthy of being deleted without a vote. I also looked up Sugonda and all I got was an Indian takeaway near Ipswich. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:30, 7 April 2019 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 00:02, 11 April 2019 (UTC)
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Ricardo Montalbán

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  1. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 00:05, 11 April 2019 (UTC)
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Acronym

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Allen Iverson

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Phal Capone

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  1. Could be rewritten. Has some potential. - Risviltsov Yell at me!
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nominate + Delete: Pointless and unfunny parody of Al Capone(?); not worth the effort to salvage. DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:59, 22 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.: heya kiddies? dontcha LOVE HUGE WALLS OF TEXT with LITTLE TO NO IMAGES? I sure as hell do! ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:47, 15 January 2020 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 23:24, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random nonsense. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:31, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make a Fat Girl

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This shouldn't exist. Also, delete all subpages like this. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 15:13, 1 May 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff This really shouldn't exist. Even though this is Uncyclopedia. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  03:15pm  May 1, 2020
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:03, 1 May 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:56, 19 May, 2020 (UTC)
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Deleted by Zombiebaron. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:35pm  May 19, 2020

HowTo:Become A Rapist

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  1. Nom and Delete , Kev and I added a "serious zone" to the top recently, but after a discussion on Discord I think its probably best to just delete this unfunny article. -- The Zombiebaron 04:29, 4 July 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:32:52 2020/07/04 UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No redeeming value, at all. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 04:34, 4 July 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 04:35 Jul 4 2020
  5. Delete No matter what can be done to render the article more acceptable, it won't even come close to being acceptable. Deletion is probably in the best interests of Uncyclopedia(ns). Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lame. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:51, 4 July, 2020 (UTC)
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  1. This might be our fastest VFD in a long time. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  

Atto Abbas

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article does not meet Uncyclopedia's guidelines. In particular, it is not really funny at all, and has some formatting issues (no links or categories or bold article title). TheTrangGuy (talk) 18:01, 20 July 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quick Google search shows that this is a vanity article, probably should be at QVFD. MrX blow me 22:08, 6 August 2020 (UTC)
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Deleted due to breaking the vanity-guidelines. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 22:53, 6 August, 2020 (UTC)

Spyder-Man

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Maybe get rid of all the puns. Orangutang94 (talk) 06:03, 3 May 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Completely garbage. -- The Zombiebaron 23:30, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its shit! whytheonlyone (Complain or contribs?) 23:58, 23 June 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Trash, not funny. The Compass (talk) 06:21, 16 August 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like it was written by a demented 7-year old who just watched spiderman. Hipponias (talk) 17:54, 5 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Consensus is for it to be deleted, with(before this vote) 80% consensus to delete. It is simply a waste. And "Maybe get rid of all the puns. (UTC)" ruins the whole thing. Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:07, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
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Deleted by Cat. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:23, 10 September, 2020 (UTC)

  1. I re-added the page and redirected it to Spider-Man as that would be useful for people not knowing about the deletion. Gale5050 Complain about me! 16:22, 17 September 2020 (UTC)

Dio Brando

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Might wanna rewrite it. They said it's pretty unfunny, but this article existed WAYYYY back in 2006. So don't blame whoever wrote this article. --Robo1699 (talk) 00:50, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite I concur. If anything, I'd keep the Marlon Brando and Ronnie James Dio joke and purge the rest. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:29, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --EMC [TALK] 21:18 Aug 27 2020
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  1. Mydixaflopin Nom, Delete and Limp boner this article is pretty unfunny, whoever made it obviously didn't read How to be funny and not just stupid товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:02, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 23:21, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We simply do not need it. It's too unencyclopediac. Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:05, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - Crap. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:39, Sep. 14, 2020
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Dio may be a funny meme, and an article about him COULD be funny, but this one is not ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:24, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

  1. Del. If a rewrite is attempted, best to start from zero. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
  2. @Kev: if a rewrite is attempted, we can blank the page and leave it in public archives. I still support a deletion, as a rewrite is hard, but I might switch. Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:58, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This has been open for 304 days as of this writing, around ten months. I think it's time we end this, shortly. Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:22, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Asian women

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  1. I understand your one-handed comment, and I think the article probably either went too far or got hijacked by another editor after about halfway, but to me there is enough irony in it to subvert the imperial sex tourist tone, and I quite like the writer's voice, and I am always a big fan of what looks to be local knowledge (i.e. the references to certain words, local practices, stereotypes). Leverage (talk) 07:23, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I also get where Toaster is coming from. This article's tone hardly even tries to be "encyclopedic", and that perhaps could use some improvement. But I do find it to be funny. And Leverage is right, at least in the Chinese section, there is a ton of local knowledge, which I am also a big fan of. MrX blow me 15:54, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --EMC [TALK] 21:19 Aug 27 2020
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. good article IMO Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:09, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This may be controversial, and I understand a lot of work went into this article, but it's just not funny. It reads like the author(s) wrote this with one hand. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 04:00, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  2. 2005cruft -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  3. Delete I don't like it. I do acknowledge the hard work that Aleister and MrN put in it, but I don't think what is currently there is salvageable. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:41, 30 June 2020 (UTC)
  4. Delete I voted keep after I was under the influence of the giant pussy. But it seems too childish to me now. ~ Qakun · talk 16:55, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Delete - Full disclosure, I've had this article listed on my favorites page since 2009. But you know what? It's really gross, in an objectifying sense, and arguably kind of racist. It's essentially just masturbation fodder. There's an entire Internet for that. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:01, Sep. 14, 2020
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it’s racist to be honest. We are trying to be funny, no need to be racist. I am changing my vote, and struck the one above. If we remove the images, I’ll be neutral. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:25, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
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Would removing/replacing many of the images sway any votes to keep? This article might have more local knowledge than any other, and the content is basically no nonsense, almost entirely truth. MrX blow me 17:20, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

@MrX: I switched to delete. Then again, I’d be neutral if they’re removed, especially racist ones. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:26, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Kitten Golfing

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I removed the random 2nd history section, but with a rewrite and an expansion, it’s good. If you nominate it for pee review, it’s ok. Gale5050 Complain about me! 11:02, 11 September 2020 (UTC)
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  1. Too short and not quite, uhhh... up to Uncyc's modern standards I guess. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless there's a significant improvement soon. MrX blow me 17:07, 14 August 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - It's a funny concept that could be expanded upon, but I don't see anyone stepping up to the plate. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:31, Sep. 14, 2020
  4. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 16:35, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to another page and include the information there. Keep it in public archives. Gale5050 Complain about me! 11:50, 16 September 2020 (UTC)
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In my opinion, we need to expand the article and put it in ICU, but outright deletion means admin's are the only ones to see it, best to leave it in public archives. Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:41, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

K, public archives aren't going to be deprived in any way. Nobody will miss this. Plus, given this article's very close similarity to the world-renowned Kitten Huffing and the brand-spanking-new underrated Kitten Vaping, this article needs to go. Unless, as I said before, it gets a very significant expansion soon. Thanks @Gale5050: for removing that redundancy, but this article still might need to go. MrX blow me 07:19, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
Your welcome, I’ll try to work on fixing the article. I’ll do anything. If you want, I can also redirect it to the other page. @MrX: your input? Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:45, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
I don't have anything very specific. My opinion is that it's better off being huffed or redirected. But go ahead and keep expanding, maybe something funny will come out of it. MrX blow me 16:04, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
@MrX: it wasn't a redundancy, I got unblocked on that condition. Honestly, I don't support keeping, but I also don't support deleting. I'm neutral now, and will strike my keep vote. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:23, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
Ok, and maybe some of this stuff can be put into a golfing section in the Huffing and/or Vaping article. MrX blow me 19:33, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
I suggest we close this as it's a 0-4 vote, and to clear this. I suggest a redirect, rather then a deletion. Maybe we put this up to Pee Review? Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:24, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
I vote redirect. Gale5050 Complain about me! 02:05, 16 September 2020 (UTC)

Zeneca

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  1. Delete Small, imageless, unfunny. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:21, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., but @WohMi:, I'd recommend putting it into ICU. It's a lot quicker way of deletion. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:36, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and ICU'ed MrX blow me 17:31, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Deleted by Cat as ICU expired. This should be archived. Biden is also president in 12 minutes! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:48, 20 January 2021 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Beak Lions

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  1. You didn't take hours out of your time to create something, humor is suggestive, and people do find this funny. Your opinion is just that, an opinion. I know people that genuinely love this creation, and just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it needs to be deleted. Countless months of effort and time has went into this for the objective to laugh, and you see it as fit to delete something because it doesn't blend in with the rest. Who is going to read this except people I mention this to, right, nobody. This was my effort on creating something, I guess it was all for nothing huh? User:Dank Memes 21 I would like for it to stay up so I can continue my journey on creating something, but I suppose that request is going to get shot down, am I right? (Adressing the Ethan Casity tag, that's a random name I through together, I personally don't know someone by that name, that was a random name i threw together with random events and spesifics, and the images were one's from google images, but I'll replace the images, but I don't see a reason the Ethan Casity needs removed since i never met the guy in my life)

I personally enjoy the insanity of it. Granted, it is really vulgar and at times reads out like it was written by a 12-year old with Tourette's, but it looks encyclopedic enough and delivers some chuckles ala something like 2005cruft. I also removed the second ICU you tagged Aasim, because I didn't feel it's eligible to be ICU'd at this far in its history. It's cool that you did put this in VFD however to create some discussion about this.

  1. However, I do have an issue with the article violating our Vanity-guidelines. I deleted the two personal pictures you uploaded and inserted to this Dank Memes 21, and I hope to see the entire Ethan Casity-section removed the next time I take a look. This site isn't Facebook, nor is it your personal hub for your friends to talk shit about each other. You can remodel the stuff to remove the vanity-stuff or I can delete it all, it's up to you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)
  2. Keep If this article is still a work in progress perhaps it would be best worked on in Dank Memes 21's userspace. I disagree with Awesome Aasim's assertion that this page should be deleted on the grounds that it doesn't follow Wikipedia formatting, just take a look at the in-jokes category for some examples of notable non-encyclopedic articles. Once the article is completed (that includes removing vanity) I see no reason it cannot be a part of mainspace. -- The Zombiebaron 17:45, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  3. Keep This article is waaay longer than necessary, but it is not HTBFANJS gone wrong, not even close. MrX blow me 22:54, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  4. Keep Are you kidding? This article is the stuff! I'm having an uncontrollable spasm of laughter up in this hizzaz! Nicolassequeira (talk) 02:15, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep If we can revamp the article to not be so long. I'm not sure what the prose is, but its gotta be >30 kB. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:09, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
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  1. We are a parody of Wikipedia. I have ICU'd this twice but the tag was removed in each case. I think this may be a case of UN:HTBFANJS gone wrong. As much as I think the sole creator is acting in good faith to make the article funnier, they have been the only one adding stuff to the page, and in its current form, it does not at all appear funny, seems to be littered with inside jokes, and does not follow the traditionally accepted style for such articles. Even our own in-joke AAAAAAAAA resembles a Wikipedia entry. Awesome Aasim 07:30, 22 October 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete... It's not funny, it's just a big sperg out. Putting stuff in all caps and swearing more than necessary doesn't make your article funny (at least to someone with half a brain), it makes it look like somebody with Tourette's turned on Voice-to-speech and started babbling. Read the entire article and didn't find anything that was funny, if it's supposed to be ironic then I suppose it's okay? But still it's way too long. 80,102 bytes of talking about nothing isn't funny, it's borderline cancerous. The modern-day memes don't help it too much either, especially when you've used the same image more than once. I think it's absolutely the biggest example of HTBFANJS.-WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 17:14, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
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I have spent countless days coming up with an entire dimension, yes it's supposed to be a dimension, and apparently to you it isn't funny and it doesn't support the uncyclopdeia look, well so be it, it never was made for you. This was made for the other people that have enjoyed what i have made in the past and want to see more of it. What do you even do beside patrol the page for things you deem as irrelevant. I love working on this page because it gives me something to do im my life I enjoy, make people laugh. I have made people laugh and your inside jokes you said, those are random images, from random places, with random names. The beak lions was a project i wanted to do on my own because i wanted to reflect my side of humor and to give people who has having some difficult issues a good laugh. But all you can do is sit behind this screen and want the page deleted, we have more than enough articles for people to read, and who sits and reads an entire article, are you getting paid? You are the only one that cares about how an article looks, and just because you don't find it appealing, doesn't mean other people do. Guess this is why we can't have nice things, people like you take a parody way to seriously. From the creator:Dank Memes 21

  • (Adressing the Ethan Casity tag, that's a random name I through together, I personally don't know someone by that name, that was a random name i threw together with random events and spesifics, and the images were one's from google images, but I'll replace the images, but I don't see a reason the Ethan Casity needs removed since i never met the guy in my life)
Ok, but I fail to see the connection between Casity or any of the random names in the article and the article's subject matter. Especially so because there's seemingly no attempts of introducting and tying any of these characters to "Beak Lions". You can't really blame me or anyone else for mistaking that as vanity if you straight-out make it look like vanity. I really do hope to see all these mentions removed or otherwise expanded upon to not make them look so random and out-of-place, otherwise I don't feel comfortable enough to keep this article on the mainspace, which is why I'm removing my vote for now. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:17, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)

I see where you coming from and the images have been replaced, and I will expand upon the names I've chosen, and I made Ethan a cube, and will expand on that later on. Point is I'll make the effort to remove suspicion of vanity in the page, I'm going to need to come up with something, and therefore time, but I'm going to make the names better part of the page, and connect it deeper into the "lore" if you can even call that abomination lore, but I digress. I'll either 1. rename them completely or 2. tie it better as in a creation of the beak lions themselves. Not sure where I'll be doing yet, but I'll be consistent with updates. (Dank Memes 21)

Yeah that's cool, that's awesome. I'm looking forward to what you come up with! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:52, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)

Well I do hope it is worth while, just because I don't want something as minute as vanity to ruin over half a years of work, If it as simple as i think it is, I'll have a blast correcting the errors, but in it's idiotic sense of course. So I'll see what i can draft up, and hopefully it fixes all the vanity issues, since my intentions weren't on it, but it came across as vanity and I do see how it can be seen as that without context or a proper character introduction, I am planning to have an entire D&D universe where the beak lions reign supreme, maybe i have their characters developed there, and yes, I will be adding more names, but I will correct the error of not connecting it to the overall beak lion article, it's a thought I had and maybe it will do good? (Dank Memes 21)

"I am planning to have an entire D&D universe where the beak lions reign supreme, maybe i have their characters developed there, and yes, I will be adding more names, but I will correct the error of not connecting it to the overall beak lion article, it's a thought I had and maybe it will do good?" You should have something like this in a Google Doc. I don't understand how you even make sense of that article, but if this is only for your personal uses, copy and paste it somewhere else. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:56, 9 December 2020 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Valvoline

Score: -4
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I vote to keep the article, but I'll take my name off it and expand it some if you fellows want. Nicolassequeira (talk) 01:54, 23 December 2020 (UTC)

  1. Conditional keep: basically, strip all author references, ext links, and the like, and slap on a big "Article written like an advertisement" tag (like Wikipedia does), and then it should fit into Uncyclopedia just fine, I guess. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:11pm  December 23, 2020
  2. Conditional keep: per above conditions. MrX blow me 15:20, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Conditional keep: I think the article really only makes sense if the video goes along with it for context, and as far as I know I'm the only one to have a recording of the commercial. I've reduced the link to a reference, though. Nicolassequeira (talk) 18:08, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep If we follow Kev's instructions. Also, I suspect an expansion is needed within the next 30 days. It is only 510 words. Gale5050 complain about me! 00:20, 28 December 2020 (UTC)
    1. Got the new higher-quality video linked up- I'm also gonna add some more paragraphs Nicolassequeira (talk) 06:29, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep - It's fine now. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:40, Jan. 15, 2021
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  1. Article is devoid of humor and seems to only exist as an advertisement for the author's YouTube channel. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:25, 23 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 01:49, Dec. 23, 2020

You fellows don't find the Valvoline commercial funny? It's a laugh riot Nicolassequeira (talk) 01:51, 23 December 2020 (UTC) Great news- I should be able to rerecord the Valvoline commercial in its entirety this week. Nicolassequeira (talk) 00:35, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

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