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RAHB is a homo”


“Embrace the faggotry”

– Mr-ex777 (probably at some point in his life anyway)
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UnBlocked[edit source]

Thanks for the unblocking. I will sit out the Fork for a couple of days (self imposed ban for engaging in historical drama without benefit of an admin status codpiece) and then return here to tidy up. After that, I will ask yourself or Mad Max to lock the user and talk pages and leave the children behind (i.e. stuff wot I wrote - Dec 2008 - January 2013).

--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

No problem. Not sure if MadMax is around these days and I am not really much myself either. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:46, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
That's ok. No great pressing requirement for that to be done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, 22 July 2015 (UTC)

Hey little kid[edit source]

I saw and ripped off your age template and used it on my user page. Did you know I'm almost exactly a year older than you? Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:48, 2 July 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I did, I always make it my business to know these things... Yes... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:45, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
I can't remember 3 years ago either, ya cat... MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:49, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

YOU ARE THE BEST![edit source]

Thank you for 'vandalising' Colin's page. He will hate that! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 05:40, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

FUCK YOU FROSTY THE SNOW CUNT I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW TJRNTJEU2BRJFI3JRIOWJRJFOR Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 17:49, Sunday 09 August 2015 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
COLIN I think I speak for all of us when I say "·$$%&$%&/($%&/"·$&·$&/"·$&"·$%(/!·"$%! ShabiDOO 19:33, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

Merging Coke and Frog Semen?[edit source]

I know Frog Semen was a featured article a while back, but I feel like it would be better reworded and merged into the Coca-Cola article. Is it against the rules to merge FAs, or no?--EpicWinner (talk) 01:21, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

Probably not, but I recommend that you don't do it. People tend to get upset when featured articles that they wrote get merged or re-written. You're welcome to create a different concept for coca-cola is you feel the current article sucks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:40, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

Forum:Suggestion time[edit source]

Hi! BB just created the new group! Now, I don't know how this will work (like if you should ask for the new rights or something), but here are the featured authors that have been active recently and whom I am aware of that might benefit from the tool:

  1. Wageslav
  2. Everyotherusernamewastaken
  3. The Woodburninator
  4. Shabidoo
  5. Matthlock
  6. Mattsnow
  7. EpicWinner

And GrammarFegelein doesn't really write, but is still a pretty prominent editor.

And if you are allowed to request the thing, I'd like to request it for myself, too. So yeah, I have no idea how you are going to proceed with this and if I'm being of any help to you... Anyway, thanks for suggesting this! Anton (talk) 20:53, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

I think it would be best to set up a page similar to what we currently have for rollbacks. There is no point in giving people extra powers they don't actually want or need. -- The Zombiebaron 22:45, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
I just assigned it to my non-sockpuppet account and tried to access a deleted page history without the sysop flag. Unfortunately it's not working currently, I pm'd Bizzeebeever on IRC about what I think needs changing in order to make it work but he hasn't got back to me yet. As for your list, I think it best, like Zombiebaron said, to give out on request only. Rollback is useful to lots of editors because it allows for other things like suppress redirect, autopatrol, patrol others so I tend to give it out fairly often. This group would really only be useful to people that want to perform re-writes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:24, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
Ok it works now, I'll assign it to you seeing how you asked and I'm sure you'll use it. Other people are welcome to ask for the group. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:43, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
Sure, thanks! Anton (talk) 06:04, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

Sonic[edit source]

Can you please unlock Template:Sonic? I've cleaned up and re-added some of the character pages, I'd like to put links to them back up.--EpicWinner (talk) 22:52, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

Ok done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:00, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

Professional vs casual[edit source]

In articles about TV shows, should the opening try to ape Wikipedia or should it have its own style? Compare Everybody Loves Raymond:

"Everybody Loves Raymond is an American sitcom created by Ray Romano for CBS, that ran from 1996 to 2005. It centers on Ray Barone and his family."


"Everybody Loves Raymond is a '90s sitcom about a pussywhipped mama's boy."

Are airdates necessary, or possible to make funny?--EpicWinner (talk) 00:12, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

Really up to whoever is writing the article, neither one of those opening lines are that funno imo. That's not to say you couldn't create a style that is funny. I read the current one you have and it does poke fun of the fact the show has been around for as long as most people can remember, so that works better for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:23, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen[edit source]

Should the FA here read 18th Feb 2015? Nominally Humane! 04:20 13 Sep

Yeah it should have said the 19th of Feb actually, I don't know what Leverage did there. But it's fixed now.. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:27, 13 September 2015 (UTC)
It's a Christmas song, so it was supposed to be featured on Christmas. Check out the feature queue: Leverage is leaving it hanging until December. Anton (talk) 10:25, 13 September 2015 (UTC)
Oh ok.. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:40, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

WikiLove![edit source]

Love you Wikipedia. Sa the same. (talk) 12:43, 22 September 2015 (UTC)

Message you (talk) 12:43, 22 September 2015 (UTC)

Uh, thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:53, 23 September 2015 (UTC)

Wikipedia. (talk) 14:56, 24 September 2015 (UTC)

Don't believe what everyone tells you.[edit source]

I don't care what everyone says here, you don't deserve to be deopped. You've done the wiki a good amount of service over the last couple of years.--Xander (talk) 02:24, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

Nah it's cool. Most people who said I should be de-opped were being sarcastic apart from a small minority of people who wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it slapped them in the mouth. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:37, 27 September 2015 (UTC)
I think you're a cunt. And probably antipodean too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
rip ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:43, 29 September 2015 (UTC)
I don't think you should believe what people tell you either, but that's because it's actually much worse than they're letting on. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 04:31, Tuesday 29 September 2015 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
@Frosty Tell me a little more about it. Userpage ( 22:25, 26 May 2018 (UTC)

I am active again[edit source]

Hello Frosty, I had long I opened Uncyclopedia from 2010 until 2011 and now i active again. --LFCLovers9 (talk) 01:17, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

Niggers[edit source]

Can you unlock this article so I can make a few touch-ups?--EpicWinner (talk) 06:33, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

You're a nigger, Frosty the Snowman! Frosty the Snowman is made out of white snow, but he's actually black. Yes, that's you! I will shoot you into space, and you'll be watching the worst movies ever made! Since you deleted Wilson School District, that's what I'll do. It will be the first time that I shoot a snowman into space. Ha! Ha! Ha! -Dr. Forrester (talk) 21:28, 20 November 2016 (UTC)
yeah because that character and that show sure was racist. what a great gimmick! -- (talk) 03:05, 21 November 2016 (UTC)

Oscar the Grouch is also racist. He allows black people to come to his trash can, but he doesn't allow white people to come to his trash can. He says that blacks are the majority, and he calls me "Mr. Yuckleupagus"! --Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 01:13, 3 March 2017 (UTC)

moving pages[edit source]

That was dumb of me. lol. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 11:39, 4 March 2016 (UTC)

special:abusefilter/41[edit source]

phone spam 1 enabled. (talk) 07:18, 5 March 2016 (UTC)

Help[edit source]

Would it be possible for you (or someone else) to add more stuff to the article Cyberchase? I'm guessing since you're 20, you were young enough to have grown up with that show and may be able to add more.--Abacab (talk) 03:22, 21 June 2016 (UTC)

I'll have a look tonight, not making any promises as it was just one of many shows I watched in the late ninties/early two thousands. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:29, 22 June 2016 (UTC)

Small Help[edit source]

Hey, do you think you can help me out with a little something? (considering you're the only other user I've made contact with) Whenever I edit a page, the top bar with all the options on it doesn't appear. You know, the one with the bold and italics and other stuff. How do you make it appear? There's gotta be a button or something. Thanks. SpanishDan (talk) 17:38, 12 March 2017 (UTC)

I have had this issue before myself, at a guess I would say it because you are using a mobile device or tablet? You can work around it by requesting a desktop version of the site (the method depends on your device). If however you are using a computer and it's doing this, I have no idea why... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:41, 12 March 2017 (UTC)

my articles[edit source]

FROSTY YOU SLUT WHY DID YOU DELETE MY ARTICLES – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

FROSTY YA SLUT WHY DID YA DELETE MY ARTICLES!? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ewfnjn (talk • contribs)
Because they lack in the funny department. You are not the first person to create numerous pages consisting of exactly what the title desribes them as. Instead, read HTBFANJS and produce some proper content. This blank page and aaaa nonsense needs to stop. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 12:26, 7 April 2017 (UTC)
Oh and you were probably going to delete No pictures 3 year old and HowTo: basic. -€WF|\|J|\|
No, they have potential and could be made funny. But please stop creating blank page and aaaa like jokes, they weren't funny in 2005 and aren't funny in 2017. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:54, 8 April 2017 (UTC)
mmmkay (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 22:36, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

'It's a joke', he said.[edit source]

Well, vandalism is no joke. And so I have to say, thanks for banning Ewfnjn. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 09:38, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

Oh yes, you're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:57, 22 April 2017 (UTC)

Happy birthday[edit source]

bro! I hope it's a righteous one. Take it easy, man. User:Matthlock/sig2 14:10, 22 April 2017 (UTC)

It was. Damn ye Americans with your lazy timezones. But thanks man ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:58, 22 April 2017 (UTC)
I don't pay attention to anyone's birthday except for mine. Actually my family. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:11, 23 April 2017 (UTC)

Bye![edit source]

I'm Ewfnjn's ip adress. Also I created an account on illogicopedia, "i cat tall the dark." I'm done with uncyc. Bye!

k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:26, 28 April 2017 (UTC)
" I cat tall the dark was my name.
was it omg omg omg ok ok ok ok ok ok okkkkkk6666666 hi I i I i I i I i I i iiiiiiiiiiii-- (talk) 12:17, 5 May 2017 (UTC)AKA:randomness

So did IRC just die?[edit source]

Does that happen a lot around here now? User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:31, 9 May 2017 (UTC)

No, you pinged out dude. We miss you, come back... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:33, 9 May 2017 (UTC)

Autopatrol[edit source]

I think it's time to autopatrol User:Joha1980. What do you think? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 19:12, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

Hmmmm, not just yet. Wait a couple more days, see how he goes. He's only registered for like 2 days now, even if he is writing lengthy articles I'd prefer to wait for a little bit of experience. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:57, 19 May 2017 (UTC)
Ok. -- MB 22:59, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

User:Judith8103[edit source]

It's driving me crazy! -- MB 23:28, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

Oh yes, sorted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:34, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

Chronicles Of Narnia and more[edit source]

Great write-up! I enjoyed reading it! I went against I said about not uploading pictures for a while but I just did oops XD. It's a picture of Chris Cornell. -- MB 01:33, 22 May 2017 (UTC)

You're free to use the upload option whenever you like, just don't go abusing it again or there shall be wrath.... rawr! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:54, 22 May 2017 (UTC)
So the picture I uploaded is approved? -- MB 11:48, 22 May 2017 (UTC)
Ehhh, its not so much approval as us keeping an eye on your uploads if we feel so inclined. Just go about your stuff as you normally would, you havent done anything bad of late so yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:57, 22 May 2017 (UTC)
Alright. -- MB 13:20, 22 May 2017 (UTC)

Restore page please?[edit source]

Can you restore User:MagicBus/National Kickball Association please? For some reason I can't. -- MB 22:59, 23 May 2017 (UTC)

Done. I have also added you to the thumbsucker user group, so in future if you want to view deleted pages you can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:24, 23 May 2017 (UTC)
Alright thanks! -- MB 23:28, 23 May 2017 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Good... he needed to be blocked. -- MB 02:27, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

Mission accomplished: I did the miracle. Roman Dog Bird is back (he edited some hours ago!)[edit source]

Another miracle is done! After your election (following my campaing), after POTR release (following my campaign), now another mission is accomplished. Followign my appeal, Roman Dog Turd edited some hours ago. As you can see, my luv, am the answer. And the right answer is:

  • YES, I CAN!
  • 42

PS: who is dat damned copycat who, some hours ago edited again my masterpiece? How dared him? Greets and luv to OUR GREAT AND RIGHTFUL AND LONG-PENISED LEADER SIR FROSTY and to the resurrected divinity Roman Dog Turd. Now, with you and RAHB, the Trimurti is back! Yay! :-D -- (talk) 23:48, 3 June 2017 (UTC)

I wantings inot eat your turds[edit source]

Oh my love. --Mahatma Frosthi (talk) 02:45, 9 June 2017 (UTC)

Hooray for da great leader[edit source]

Hooray! --Lev Frosky (talk) 02:47, 9 June 2017 (UTC)

I eat da poop[edit source]

Yep. --Frostalin (talk) 02:49, 9 June 2017 (UTC)

Hooray FROSTEA![edit source]

Great Leader. --Emily Frostë (talk) 02:51, 9 June 2017 (UTC)

Great Leader, the unnameable phropecy has come true. The battle has begun[edit source]

Dear Great and Rightful an Soopa Long-Dicked Leader, please read: the unnameable phropecy has come true. Am ready to fight, here alone. By now the frontline resists, but I lost some starships and tanks. Am still not able to put the Great Seal back in "Da Hall". Plos, to stop the phropecy and let us to win, put yourself back in "Da Hall". By now our divisons resist, am goin' back to the Front! SEMPER FI! SEMPER FROSTY! --EFPEC 15:09, 9 June 2017 (UTC)

You have created an new account and you cannot login to your account?[edit source]

You have created an new account and you cannot login to your account? UnNews (talk) 06:34, 20 June 2017 (UTC)

Good riddance[edit source]

Fuck off and never come back to Uncyclopedia. Cunt.

Calm down, son.[edit source]

We do not use that sort of language here.

Ayyo[edit source]

I wanted to wish a happy birthday. I hope it's a great one. (P.S. I swear the commenter above wasn't me.) User:Matthlock/sig2 09:31, 22 April 2018 (UTC)

Hello Frosty![edit source]

You live in Australia, right? Mr. Ahmed (discuss anything) 03:51, 22 May 2019 (UTC)

It's less live and more survive when you reside in Oz... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Hi[edit source]

Frosty, can you unblock Mr. Stradivarius? He’s been blocked by an administrator, who goes by the name "Abuse filter". Will you be responsible? (talk) 18:19, 6 August 2019 (UTC)

WOAH![edit source]

Good to see you around again! I'm like totally your biggest fan! Will you sign my wife's uterus again? Pretty please? --EMC [TALK] 17:35 Aug 31 2019

Seconded... mostly. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:38 31 August 2019

Going on 20[edit source]

Nice to see you have re-appeared Frosty. Playing chess and cooking, interesting combination. Also, you're still the only person I know who was able to survive head butting a car.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:57, 13 January 2020 (UTC)

Namibia[edit source]

Go right ahead, mate. I'm don't know where I'm going with a lot of my articles. I could also use a little help with Libya too, I wouldn't mind. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hyetts (talk • contribs)

Yeah I'll check it out too. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:25, 23 January 2020 (UTC)

My talk page[edit source]

Hi, can I please ask why my talk page was deleted? Thanks. MrX (talk) 02:09, 1 February 2020 (UTC)

Is it because the user who posted there is blocked? MrX (talk) 02:16, 1 February 2020 (UTC)
Yeah, the original poster was found to be abusing several accounts and being a general nuisance. I'll re-welcome you lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:27, 1 February 2020 (UTC)
Aaaaahh yeeaahh!!! MrX (talk) 09:00, 1 February 2020 (UTC)

I need your judgement[edit source]

Hello, Frosty. I'm currently working on User:Risviltsov/That One Time I Went To A Supermax Prison and I'm basing its legality on "My sojourn" being legal in regards to Vanity rules. Would what I am working on be legal by Uncyclopedia rules, if what I am working on isn't like a Wikipedia article on me, but rather the story? (If this wording is shit, blame my ADHD) Risviltsov (talk) 16:39, 2 February 2020 (UTC)

Nothing wrong with what you've got. Vanity rules only apply to biographical articles of people, organizations or some such that aren't notable (read Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies for a more thorough explanation). There is nothing wrong with writing made up recount like articles in the first person. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:38, 2 February 2020 (UTC)

Block quotes[edit source]

Hey Frosty, do you know how to make block quotes? I tried doing it on Tony Romo, but it didn't seem to work. Thanks. MrX (talk) 21:34, 2 March 2020 (UTC)

I'm not especially familiar with theml. I main use the {{quote}} and {{nicequote}} options. What sort of problem us it? Can you screenshot? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:17, 3 March 2020 (UTC)
Hmm, I don't know how to add a screenshot to this, but I'll try to figure out a little later. I was trying to do those indented quotes for longer quotes that are fairly common on wikipedia articles. MrX (talk) 16:00, 3 March 2020 (UTC)
Actually the first quote template ended up working very well. Thanks. MrX (talk) 01:05, 4 March 2020 (UTC)

Disruptive user[edit source]

Hey Frosty, as you may have noticed, User:Cathampton appears to do little more than add really dumb stuff to people's talk pages. Looking at the history of your talk page, this user also appears to be a sockpuppet. I'm writing this here because you are one of the admins listed at "Ask an admin", not just because this user was posting on your talk page. If there is another, better way to report disruptive users, please let me know. Thanks. MrX (talk) 18:09, 9 March 2020 (UTC)

Hi there![edit source]

My username is Wig Pig. I'm new here, but because of the fact that I didn't get an email code confirming that, the only was that I can edit or create a new article is by being NOT logged in. Sorry. Anyways, I have a new article that I put in my user space, and I want to see if you can do a Pee Review on it. Thanks, Wig Pig. BTW, I can't even save the article because Encyclopedia think it's spam, which it isn't!

Remember me by any chance?[edit source]

Is the user "Frosty" on Wikipedia you? Because you actually reverted my vandalism once. Johnny Shiz (talk) 19:34, 16 March 2020 (UTC)

I find it unlikely since the Frosty from Wikipedia doesn't even have a chess userbox on his userpage. --Odysseus (talk) 18:16, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
Its me, I just don't edit there anymore. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:13, 22 April 2020 (UTC)

Loser[edit source]

Useless Gobshite of the Year Award Useless Gobshite of the Year 2019

— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 16:08:17 2020/03/24 UTC

Fuckin Aye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:13, 22 April 2020 (UTC)

Day of birth[edit source]

Frosty's Birthday.jpg

--Odysseus (talk) 03:08, 22 April 2020 (UTC)

Oh great and long-pricked leader, plos into comings backings and into bannings me and into votings Greater Rozaslav cuz we need the Rozofrostralian chairmanhoodings[edit source]

Joy to the woooooooorld the world is dead our long-pricked leader is eternal --Walbro (talk) 20:00, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

Welcome back![edit source]

Hello, Frosty, and thanks for rejoining Uncyclopedia! Before re-editing further, please retake a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to refind out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, recheck out the following pages:

Please resign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or reuse the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically reproduce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to re-ask me on my talk page, repost on our community forum, rejoin our Discord, or re-message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can re-bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply re-leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you re-enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!   Cassandra  (talk10:55am  January 6, 2021

pfffftt I never enjoyed it here ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:15, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Frosty is just a visiting demi-God who is uninterested in the banal oddities of us puny corporeal beings! ShabiDOO 02:58, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Pft, doesn't matter. Hope you're enjoying watching the great land of the mortals!  Cassandra  (talk03:00am  January 12, 2021
Yes. Now dance around comically for my amusement! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:38, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
You demi-gods haven't revealed dance to us puny humans yet. You've revealed fire...but not how to do the Dubstep or the Charleston. ShabiDOO 07:45, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:17, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit source]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:10, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Oblique, Please come back to Encyclopedia Dramatica.[edit source]

I only came to this miserable excuse of a sight to tell you this; quit being a faggot and come back to ED. The restoration 2020 Crew needs you... -Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021


Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

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