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Hello

Thanks a million, Sir Frosty, for showing me the ropes on Uncyclopedia. To tell you the truth, I didn't know where to start........ well, besides HTBFANJS. If you'd like to be friend, I'll give you permission to. But there's one question I'd like to ask: Are you really Australian? --Matthlock 19:16, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Certainly I'll help you out (as long as I can claim to have adopted you. Yes I really am Australian :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:52, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

HIIIIII!

You said you could adopt me, right? Ζ't' 23:01, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Yessir, consider it done. If you need help or the like, ask me here. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:02, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

I need help or the like Ζ't' 02:38, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, what with good sir? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:04, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

I look forward to when AE comes back and discovers someone else's signature looks similar. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 23:09

Who's, mine? And who else's? Ζ't' 18:59, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

This is meh kues-shin: How can I make the background (the light-gray part of the skin) red, but only for me? Ζ't' 18:57, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

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September 8th, 2011 • Issue 137 • This is still going? How?

New urinals to be installed By Athyria As you are no doubt aware, having been following the UnSignpost religiously like every good Uncyclopedian does, we recently reported on the decrepit state of the Uncyclopedian urinals. In the weeks since, the lavatories have been undergoing repairs following an in-depth investigation into the matter conducted out of sheer paranoia. It would seem this paranoia was warranted, however, because the entire messy affair was apparently caused by some idiot getting the bright idea to pour a vat of rubber cement down a broken toilet. If you have any information that might lead to the identity of the culprit, please, report it to the authorities. A forum has also been created to aid in the cleanup; if you would like to aid in the efforts, or would simply prefer to point and laugh at your smelly peers as they help install new urinals, that would be the place to go. This is just plain acceptable. By Anselmo The Magnificent Greetings, Uncyclopedians. You may remember me from our previous issue, in which I mercilessly berated the lot of you for being a pathetic bunch of whiny losers who wouldn't know a good drama if it bit them on the nose. Beating the ever-loving shit out of your self-respect, I then left you with a challenge. To "most importantly, cause a drama." Within the past week, you've really shown me something. Congratulations are in order! Rejoice, Uncyclopedia! For you have not only caused a drama, you have in fact become The Drama! Your armpits reek of the glorious B.O. of internet drama, and that reek is really getting me off! Fear no more, for as long as thine hearts remain impure, and your bellies full of Mountain Dew, you shall never stray off the path of utter boorish piss-fighting again! I will make sure of that, watching over your future endeavors of pointlessness like a guardian magical angel with a funny Irish hat. You deserve it. You have reached the very top of the mountain, like some flaming golden eagle, majestically flying across the sky, shitting all over everything in its path...majestically. Don't listen to what your detractors say. Your constant bickering is UNITING the very country of Uncyclopedia, like some sort of annoying super glue that causes a rash if it comes into contact with human skin. You should be proud! You should be elated! You should be madly stroking yourself off at the very prospect of being the very best dramanator the world has ever seen!! But seriously, you can stop it now. Wikimedia Commons is as horrible as us. By Lyrithya While this should come as no surprise to those of you immersed in the affairs of Wikimedia, assuming there are any of you immersed in that, we at the UnSignpost recently found ourselves quite horrified (and strangely aroused) by the images to be found on Wikimedia's servers after an anonymous source informed us of what currently qualifies as a feature. Specifically, yaoi porn. While for the sake of all our manhood we probably shouldn't repeat the URL here, for the sake of all our women and our gays, we're going to link it anyway. Enjoy, ladies. And gays. For the rest of you, however, there is a very important lesson to be realised from this: our own situation here on Uncyclopedia really isn't all that bad. Sure, we've been featuring an unusual amount of articles explicitly about the male member this week (unlike the more typical ones implicitly about it), but none of them were quite this explicit, were they? No, really, were they? We didn't actually read any of them on account of being too busy researching this other matter for the sake of you lot. We do this all for you! It's all for you! Hello?

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!

Unkick me on IRC,PLEASE.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:26, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

I never kicked you, I'm not an IRC op... Ask someone who is. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:27, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Dong

I'll gladly pound you with my dong as well. --173.243.123.144 02:19, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thats nice dear. :D :D :D :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:20, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

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Poo and Pee By Chief As we draw closer to the close of the summer, many Uncyclopedians find themselves casting about, searching for a way to manifest their creative talents before they all have to go back to school and learn how to add up big numbers. It is therefore fitting that two competitions will be hosted this month in order to alleviate the pain in your pants. The first is Pee Week, which began on Tuesday; this competition ran last year as well and was a great success in clearing the Pee backlog down to about 17 pages and was critically acclaimed by all 4 participants. Now, once again, all members of PEEING are summoned to the edge of the bowl to help clear a blockage which, according to RAHB, is "Backed up like a fat gerbil in a small tube". The competition this time has been started by Lyrithya; you know her, she's the crazy dame with all the wacky ideas about "Accountability" and "Standards". When asked to make a quick speech to commemorate the start of Pee Week she didn't say anything, so we made something up: "I now declare the revels open", she might have said. The rules are very simple: do reviews, wait in mounting anticipation for your review to be checked, list it here, move out of parents house, win a template, kiss a lady. It's that simple. The other competition that loomed into view this week was the PLS, our biggest writing competition. It's so cool that some of you may wish to beat box while reading the rest of this story so you feel like you're in "da club", because that's cool, right? This competition is being hosted by a harsh spunk-chugger who had plenty to say to the UnSignpost about the PLS, but as we unfortunately have other stories to get onto this week, we cannot provide you with any of the 73 page interview. Luckily Zombiebaron was on hand to say a quick word about the PLS: "Zombiebaron". The competition is very much the same as it has been, except this year the Best Alternate Namespace Article category has been dropped in favour of a Best Collaboration category, a controversial move due to the poor performance of such a category in previous years. ChiefjusticeDS had no comment to make about this, preferring instead to talk to our correspondent about his new book, "My Shit Life in 4,000 Pages". The competition starts on the 20th of this month, but judges are needed to judge (duh) the categories and there are still some spots available - see here for information and general blabbering about aircraft carriers and whatnot. Vandals destroy Uncyclopedia By Bizzeebeever In a massive meme fight which no one bothered to pay attention to until it was too late, two psychotic neurotic narcissists utterly destroyed the once-proud institution known as Uncyclopedia. "I banned them both for eternity!" said Uncyclopedia nanny Lyrithya, with tears in her eyes. "But their actions had already set in motion a horrible, horrible doom for us all, just like building that suburb on top of an Indian burial ground in the movie Poltergeist caused a hell-mouth to open. Oh, God. *shifty eyes*" The two vandals, who had been writing a rapidly-devolving series of articles incorporating the motif of a talking polar bear, apparently became so inane that their stupidity-streams crossed, tearing a crack in the Uncyclopedia space-time continuum. Suddenly, every Uncyclopedia article became commingled with its Encyclopedia Dramatica version. The entire Lovecraftian horror was quickly destroyed by a nuclear-armed United Nations hit squad. The cheeky monkeys, known as Izbeenoneweek and Bizzeebeever, are believed to be recovering from their wounds somewhere in their respective mothers' basements, however the future looks far from rosy for either of them. Various current and past Uncyclopedians, ranging from SPIKE to TheHumbucker to Zombiebaron, are said to be pissed to the point of wanting to track the two pranksters down and kill them with an iron-bound physical copy of HTBFANJS. "I'm coming back to the charred remains of Uncyclopedia, just to kill these fuckers," said Dr. Skullthumper. "Oh, by the way, hi, Lyrithya."

Check out these pages! Quite Important Probably Important Definitely Important Hugely Important Most Important From our logs: 09:52, September 8, 2011 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked 203.36.44.72 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (You and Zac need to sit down and wank all these pesky little differences away) 06:33, September 10, 2011 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked 193.200.150.82 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Have you been following me? I would have let you join in if you'd only asked.) 19:27, September 13, 2011 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) blocked 207.191.188.66 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Please stop sucking. It's really getting uncomfortable.) 08:26, September 13, 2011 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Samt1337 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (No, sir, the Piss-off hasn't started yet. Why don't you come back in...forever.) 21:07, September 11, 2011 Lyrithya (Talk | contribs) blocked GEORGIEGIBBONS (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 second ‎ (Blocks follow bans in necessary circumstances, or so the wikipedians tell me.) 10:55, September 11, 2011 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 911 minutes ‎ (NEVER FORGET those old archived forums you bumped in the name of PATRIOTISM) Biopic of the Week Right, big news out of the way first: nobody is the biopic this week. Hard luck; perhaps you'll be the biopic next week. This week. the UnSignpost is navel-gazing again and thanking the staff of the UnSignpost for the hard work they have put in on the UnSignpost. Who are these people? They answer questions, eat my biscuits, write the stories while I'm dancing with lorry drivers and they also eat my biscuits. They have taken up the slack admirably and we should all afford them a moment of respect. Whoever they are. OK, that was fun. However do any of you remember the UnSignpost dog? Yes? Congratulations; you are not as daft as the UnSignpost team, because they certainly couldn't. I saw him crammed into a tiny corner of last week's issue with hardly any room to breathe, frolic or fetch. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. To make up for this unforgivable lapse he's in this issue twice. When asked to comment, the UnSignpost dog gave this scathing indictment of the UnSignpost team: "Woof". Reason to leave Uncyclopedia #64 There's no free bacon with this issue. Newsroom UnTune of the week Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Wow...

I just read your review and I can't believe you flipped from disliking it, to loving it like that. Anyway, very helpful. Thanks again. -- 20:55, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

I do that a lot :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:09, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

Good Work

Rejoice, Frosty! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Keep it up. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:31, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

UnDebate

Were you the one who said something about the UnDebate formatting not working? What exactly is it doing? 1234 ~ 16:24, 18 September 2011

No I don't think I was the one... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:54, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

Boards d'Canada

Thanks for the review! It's strange how you thought certain parts were unbelievable, because I thought those were the most fact-based sections of them all! Except the parts about them living in Canada. But there's, like, a million salmon farms in Nova Scotia. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:43, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Ehhh I guess I'm just hard to convince. Any who, as I said its entirely up to you what you do with it. But that's just how I feelish. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:48, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Week

This user has helped to unclog all the stale Pee hanging around Uncyclopedia by completing more in-depth reviews than any other user in Pee Week 2011.

This template can be redeemed for... nothing, but can be displayed with pride to all the friends you probably don't have! Want one just like it?

GET PISSING!

Congratulations and other such sentiments. --ChiefjusticeXBox 07:53, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

I won? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:55, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well done. 1234 ~ 16:24, 21 September 2011

QVFD

First...thank you very much for the pee...it was very helpful. Now...a couple weeks ago I noticed that the Hentai article was a disaster and it was deleted several times. So I spent the evening thinking about it and tried to write an article to take its place so really shitty ones would not be written again. It was then tossed around for a while by our thoughtful admins...and I noticed that you did a QVFD...at least I assume it was you who nominated it. Now...I am no expert on etiquette on this website, but I would imagine that you don't submit articles by established writers to QVFD but do what Zombiebaron unfortunately though necessary and put an ICU on it...or at the very least put it up on VFD. I wrote the very article so that there would be...at the very least a mediocre one to avoid really bad ones being written yet again. Did you actually read it or was there some kind of mistake? This article seems to have a very interesting and curious history which is both funny in a bizarre way...and increasingly irritating...and I am trying to figure out just what was going on. --ShabiDOO 22:39, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

The writer is not exactly relevant. If a new article fails our standards it gets an ICU or QVFD'd. If you want to work on it further, please just slap a {{Construction}} tag on it for easy reference. Now I have to say the poor formatting and that wasn't exactly your best and I know you can do better. The whole point of FFW, was to bring up our quality standards, simply adding half finished articles is not exactly progress. As for putting it for VFD, it would have been invalid as all entries have to be a weak or older to be classed as a "legal nom". In summary, if you intend to pick up later either do it in your userspace or put a construction tag on it. Don't just leave it, as i don't take author into consideration when I see a new page that fails the quality test. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:15, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Okay Frosty, I jive with your reasoning and understand what you are saying, its on my userspace now where it probably belongs. However, sending it to QVFD was questionable to say the least. It reminds me of the whole FFW where users thought they could analyse an article in 5 seconds and determine its quality. That is funny. Just because an article starts with a south park image and is in script format doesn't mean it should be deleted let alone QVFD. --ShabiDOO 10:55, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

I do not simply skim read it. I read about half of it before I made up mind. But ok, I maybe should have taken a different course of action. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:56, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

I think the best course of action would have been to nominate me as president for life of uncyclopedia. --ShabiDOO 10:59, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

I am Sir Frosty. When you become Sir Shabidoo, then we'll talk. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:01, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Burn! --ShabiDOO 11:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

User:Xamralco/Xenon

First of all, thanks for the pee. Very quick and very in depth. Now the main thing. I created the xenon article just to see if the concept could work. Based on your review, I see that it doesn't work so well. Do you think that I should just can the article or rewrite it? (Well, at least after PLS is over) -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:40, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Why not now? Well when I say your concept wasn't so strong I meant its far too overued. You need to use more than just the one theme in order for it to work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:51, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

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September 22nd, 2011 • Issue 139 •Lion Bars, so many Lion Bars.

Lion Bar Week By Chief All good things must come to an end, and so, apparently, must everything else, as Pee Week successfully concluded on Tuesday of this week, having encouraged users to complete a whole 23 reviews! This mammoth undertaking means that it now takes only 10 minutes to scroll to the bottom of the Pee queue, and truly showcased the difference the promise of a special template can bring. One of the competition rewards is a "write-up" for the winner in the UnSignpost about "Their general awesomeness". Despite having attempted to explain that we don't do nice write-ups here and offering to publicly rubbish the families and friends of the winner instead, we eventually agreed to provide said write-up in return for a week's supply of Lion Bars. I mean, Lion Bars! I didn't even know you could get them in shops any more! If you break them in half it's like a Lion's Mouth, I mean it's like "ROOOOAR"! Anyway, so as we sat down, with a week's supply of Lion Bars, no less, to prepare this "glowing write-up" (which we were only doing because we got free Lion Bars). We thought it might be prudent to find out who had won Pee Week, and it turns out that the big winner is Frosty. Well, not really; we're the real winners because we got free Lion Bars. However, assuming success is not measured in Lion Bars (which it is), Frosty has indeed won. Frosty is a truly spiffing chap whose ability to Pee is only surpassed by his ability to eat Lion Bars; we do after all have a week's supply of Lion Bars so we could afford to share some with him. Frosty completed 6 in-depth reviews over the course of Pee Week, all of which we are sure were thoughtful, interesting and well-written. When asked to comment on his success, Frosty had this to say: "Well of course, it wasn't about the rewards and recognition, it was about- are those Lion Bars?" All the other people we interviewed about Frosty all told us he was fantastic, but he was quickly forgotten when our interviewees discovered that we had a sack full of Lion Bars with us and they only lapsed into further raptures of joy when we revealed that you can snap Lion Bars in half and roar. There you have it: Frosty is pretty awesome for winning Pee Week, but not quite as awesome as a week's supply of Lion Bars. "ROOOOOAR" Editor's note: Whether or not this is considered a "glowing" write-up is neither here nor there; we have an expert (kindly referred to us by the good people at Lion Bars) who is prepared to testify that this story is 200% more cheerful than usual. The editor would also like to thank everyone who was involved in Pee Week for their hard work in helping to clear the Pee queue. News from the Forums By Chief You all love the forums right? Of course you do; everyone loves a good shout (IN CAPS!) and a spot of drama. So this week the UnSignpost has checked out the forums to tell you what is really going on on Uncyclopedia. First up is the most important news - the Poo Lit Surprise started on Tuesday and we have dispatched our roving reporters to the competition in order to interview participants, write stories and other journalistic stuff you wouldn't understand. We understand that the competition is expecting record turnout this year, with six articles submitted at the time of going to press. Six! Next you'll be telling us that people vote on VFP more than once every six months and that more than two people know how to use the new abuse filter. The other fascinating topic in the forum is that of the sidebar. You see it there at the side? Well that's the sidebar, clue's in the name. Basically Lyrithya thinks the sidebar is unacceptable; there are just too many links on it. The solution? Voting and lots of it; with 45 voting headers in the forum at the time of going to press, even Uncyclopedia's most avid voters will be able to get their daily voting fix here. The UnSignpost invites users to go over and create their very own voting header and vote for that as that seems to be exactly what everyone else is doing. Assuming Uncyclopedia hasn't disappeared in some kind of voting singularity by next week, the UnSignpost will be here to explain to you exactly what is going on with the sidebar, something which at the moment is being shaped almost solely by Mattsnow, Aimsplode and TheHappySpaceman, with occasional input from Zombiebaron and Socky. We don't think we need to explain to you why this is not right. The other stuff in the forum is about Hyperbole reaching 50.5 features, the site notice being filled with bodily fluids, a bumped forum from about seven months ago and this forum which has been going for about 3 weeks now, and, like the Panda in Zombiebaron's first book, just needs to have its brain consumed and die.

Check out all our Lion Bars! So many Lion Bars Competitions Pictures! Nobody uses this apparently Nobody goes here either From our logs: 08:32, September 17, 2011 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Joebloe334 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Wait, I don't get it. Don't your poorly-manicured enormous Jew claws hurt the black men's enormous dongs? Eh. To each their own, I suppose.) 11:55, September 18, 2011 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 324 seconds ‎ (saw you on Twitter, existing. This riled me. So I'm banning you. Fair?) 09:23, September 15, 2011 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked David 1981 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (I hope you realize that 95% of computers come with a free version of solitare) 15:01, September 19, 2011 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.40.253.85 (Talk) with an expiry time of 6 months ‎ (U MAD @ HAVING NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE ONLY TIRED INTERNET MEMES AND A TOTAL LACK OF CREATIVITY WHICH YOU MASK WITH YOU PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT TROLLING, BRAH?) 14:27, September 18, 2011 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.4.128.234 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (We discriminate against gibberish speakers around here.) Biopic of the Week Well, as you all know, the UnSignpost has a very special place for Biopic of the week, namely somewhere that isn't in the UnSignpost. As for the last two weeks we have avoided biopicing an actual person, preferring to biopic chairs, dogs and a picture instead. Well, no more, because this week we are taking a closer look at TheSlyFox. He's been around since 2006 but didn't pick up his first ban until this year which, we believe, means he is a troublemaker, a villain and a cad. All people of quality are banned within their first year. Worse, he didn't subscribe to the UnSignpost until this year either. He has written a few articles and his greatest achievement is the creation of this template. Truly this man is the greatest mystery Uncyclopedia has to offer; nobody knows who he is or what he does, but one thing's for certain: if he isn't nominating your favourite images to be burned in Forest Fire Week, he's quietly working away at an article or voting on the voting pages. You know, just like you should all be doing. Good work, TheSlyFox, but we want at least two featured articles before December or we're removing the second paragraph of this biopic, don't think we won't. I have your dog. Note from Lyrithya To you know who you are: I still have your dog. I know I already said you won't ever see her again, but I've changed my mind - if you ever want to see her again, there is one thing you can do for me. Give me your other dog. Or a Lion Bar. Newsroom UnTune of the week Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) Reason to stay on Uncyclopedia #1 You might get free Lion Bars! OK, we're definitely done with the whole Lion Bars thing now.

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:32, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Maintenance table

Heya, man, it's lovely that you're simplifying things for the checkers by adding reviews to the table as you do them, but could you be a dear and also add any other ones that might have been done since the last ones added were done? Otherwise it makes it more likely that those will be missed entirely, and we wouldn't want that. 1234 ~ 02:36, 24 September 2011

Sure thing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:37, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Subliminal stimuli

Hey, just got finished editing it according to your suggestions. Whaddya think? -- 02:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Very nice. Do you want me to nominate it for feature, or do you want to leave it be? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:41, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

You can if you want, but you don't have to. I was planning on nomming it myself, but if you want to save me the trouble, go right ahead. -- 02:44, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

You called me?

Yes? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 132.241.128.157 (talk • contribs)

Someone, possibly you, under your IP has been vandalizing. Don't. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:52, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

How can you vandalize Uncyclopedia? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 132.241.103.183 (talk • contribs)

HOW DOES I VANDALIZE WIKI??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:40, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Really. Every article is a case of bad vandalism that would have Wikipedia admins shitting britches. Thus, everything on Uncyclopedia is vandalism. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 132.241.103.183 (talk • contribs)

Going around blanking pages is dumb and pointless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:45, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Aussie Floyd

Thanks for the great review, Frosty. I think you're right, I probably do go overboard with the whole "adding the word 'Australian' to things" approach. But that is basically all that the Australian Pink Floyd do! Anyway, thanks again, I'll be working on it soon hopefully. --Black Flamingo 09:04, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yay. I hope I was helpful. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:05, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Formatting

Thanks for what you just did, the color looks better! Would you happen to have a link to a place where I could learn those kind of codes? And maybe a template 101 link while you are at it? Mattsnow 11:20, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hmmmm I don't know of places to learn that coding. Its basic HTML so just look up some tutorial or something. Its not that hard. What kind of templates do you want? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:21, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

So I google "basic HTML"? Mattsnow 11:23, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

No. look up tutorials or simply how to span tag. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:26, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

The tutorials are on this site? Where? Mattsnow 11:28, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

No they aren't. You could alternatively ask Lyrithya for help. She knows more that I do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:29, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Penis

Tell me, how long is yours? --87.106.215.227 11:39, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Quite lengthy. A lot lengthier that this guy's ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Is that so. Can I violate you with mine? --87.106.215.227 11:42, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'd really rather you didn't. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:43, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Question

Hi Frosty, is it possible for me to have my username change?--SAMSONIUS 01:49, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, talk to Sannse, as staff she can change your username. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:41, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

NO, U.

</span>  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Sep 26 '11 22:58 (UTC)

Grumbles... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:59, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

"Oh, God! But why...in the balls?"

Thanks for the VFH vote on UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship. Here's hoping the coming world-wide Bearagnarök spares you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 28 '11 19:07 (UTC)

Why indeed... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:12, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

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Poo Underway By Chief What's that you say? We can't possibly run a story on the Poo Lit Surprise for a third consecutive week? Well what on earth gave you that idea? No this story is about the other goings on on Uncyclopedia that certainly aren't the Poo Lit Surprise, which incidentally is happening at the moment. So for absolutely no real reason we called in to speak to Oliphaunte who we found crying his eyes out somewhere that most certainly wasn't the PLS. "It's just so unfair" he sobbed to our wholly unsympathetic reporters "I worked so hard and now on a technicality I have had two articles disqualified from the-" Unfortunately a huge Rhinocerous then appeared from nowhere and ate Oliphaunte before he could tell us what he had been disqualified from; much to the delight of our assembled reporters who could all now knock off work forty minutes early. However an interesting fact that we did dig up is that if Oliphaunte had been disqualified from the PLS, something which we can't confirm, it would make him the first Uncyclopedian to ever be disqualified from two separate PLS categories, for the same reason, in the same day. Ha ha ha, how embarrassing that would be. It has also come to the attention of our editorial team that there is a worrying noob shortage on Uncyclopedia, how do they know this? They know this because on passing the PLS page on our way to... peace and quiets we happened to notice that there are currently no entrants for the best noob article category, something which any aspiring new users should take note of, since you need only churn out a piece of utter shite quality in order to scoop the prize and earn the adoration of your peers. For those who are interested in trifling, uninteresting and unrelated news, PLS articles are being accepted until the 4th of October so there is still ample time for you to pen some kind of hilarious article about a Dog called Dover who rides a cloud around the world and combats the environmental effects of Globalisation with a magical beret. This story has been all about the PLS, we totally fooled you. Shame and VFH By Chief The headline says it all. The shame that we all should feel for the state of things and the location of that shame. This is the news that VFH hit a new and highly interesting low this week. All five of you who visited the page may well have noticed the banner at the top (which is gone now, in a transparent attempt to stop me having something else to ramble about this week) declaring that while we aren't short on articles that the community thinks are worthy of a spot on the front page, we are short of a community to confirm this. Well no we aren't it's just they are all very very busy. Frosty for instance is exceptionally busy creating and maintaining forums like this, while Aimsplode is still desperately flogging the deceased equine that is this... thing. Clearly these people are not to be distracted by the social niceties of voting and the creative process. Another, much more interesting revelation this week came when TheHappySpaceman declared his hatred of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" which polls show has recently become more popular among Uncyclopedians than www.pornforsadlonelybastards.com. We didn't bother asking him for comment, partly because laziness is next to Godliness but also because he hates ponies so is unlikely to find a group of journalists asking him for quotes about the same any more enjoyable. So there you have it, TheHappySpaceman hates ponies and nobody is voting on VFH. Truly these are the darkest of days.

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Ehhh lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:42, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Who died

...and gave you the monopoly on my watchlist? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:34, Saturday 01 October 2011 -

Ummmmmm what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:35, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya. Rest in peace you weird thing, you. --Black Flamingo 19:41, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yo Frosty!

This is about the offer to judge for Best Collab. I'm in. --Scofield & Friends 06:38, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ok go read the three entrie found at UN:PLS and then go comment on dah votin' page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

M's talk page

Hey Frosty...what was that all about? What are you calling time on? I was just saying ciao to my adopted nOOb who has been permabanned. --ShabiDOO 16:17, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

He got permabanned ages ago. Olipro also mentioned it was a Meepsheep sock. Do not feed the trolls. And its utterly pointless as well, he'll likely never read it anyway. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:30, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

He wasn't actually Meepsheep, though. That was just an allusion to Meepsheep's sockpuppetry, or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 6 October 2011

Oh well, but its still pointless to leave a message. Leave it be. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:36, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Socky: It actually is a Meepsheep sock, Sannse ran a checkuser and it was a perfect match. Meep also confirmed it on ED IRC, shortly before I got banned there for being an Uncyclopedian. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 22:02

Frosty I just don't see it that way. I know nothing about the sockpuppetry dorkiness, but if someone played a game on me and wasted my time while I thought I was adopting them, then saying ciao to the person is nothing strange. Is there some rule that I don't know about? --ShabiDOO 22:14, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Giving them attention, is exactly what they want. So don't. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:15, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Says the sockpuppet philosopher. Fine, you may be right. In any case...please don't revert my edits like that without talking to me about it first. --ShabiDOO 22:23, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:24, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Now...should we go get hammered and wake up engaged to strippers with a tiger in the room or should be send an H-bomb to the sun and take out the solar system? --ShabiDOO 22:28, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

I'm too young to drink, so I guess the second one will have to do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:29, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay...great. But we need the help of another user. Who is experienced enough in mass destruction? Lollipop? Socky? SPIKE? Aleister? --ShabiDOO 13:31, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

I'm mentioned? What am I helping out again? Is it demonic bunny children? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 October 2011, at 03:12

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It's all over! By Frosty Well obviously people are getting sick of hearing about it (because ChiefjusticeDS has done nothing but blab about it for the past 3 issues, thus making it dull and boring by the time it is actually worth mentioning), but the bi-annual Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise is locked for judging and shall be until the 12th, when the winner will be announced! I have to say, as a judge, there are some pretty aspiring, feature worthy works being displayed and it really bring out the best of Uncyclopedia. But then again, some works don't look like they are quite finished and the 2 weeks have simply flown past for some of the hopefuls. I am also disappointed that our n00bs where two n00bish to actually include any entries except for one, which has subsequently won without any effort. Anyway I'm pretty sure we know who has the best article and will therefore win the whole ordeal. But really, what will become of all this? Further proof that all Uncyclopedians are a series of monkeys on typewriters? Or some top notch quality humor for the enjoyment of all and enough features to fill the queue until Christmas? Well I'm going to play it by ear, and wait until the judging part is over and done with. Because as far as I can see if our writers are as competent at our judges, there is no hope what so ever. JUDGES GET JUDGING, OR YOU'LL BE VERY VERY SORRY INEED! The bitch is back! By Frosty Oh yes, a phrase used all too frequently to indicate some loser is indeed amongst us again. Tom mayfair, a user who has been largely dorment since 2008 has made an epic comeback in the past week swearing eternal allegiance to the cause once more. He came barging in demanding his sysop powers back (with success I might add) and got right back down to editing again. Good work Tom! But this of course makes us all wonder where the hell the lad has been for the last couple of years, after all he only made a groundbreaking 6 edits in 2010. So why the hell has his sad domestic life become more important than us suddenly? Well the truth is, he's got a wife or something as far as I've been told told over IRC and so he is probably more preoccupied with the better things in life, rather than some sad little websites full of people who can't write to save their lives. I therefore hate the loser for making a mockery out of us all. We're going to lose our precious talk pages! By Frosty Oh yeah, because wikia is all bright 'n'all, we're going to be losing our talk pages for some fancy pants message walls kind of like facebook. Users have expressed outrage to this, in the form of angry forums, flame wars, letter bombs and urban terrorism. I don't blame 'em either, this is just plain unacceptable, I have a list there of people that owe me money! Anyway the petition is 'ere, go add your name to the over 200 that are already there for all the good it'll do. Now back to my sulking about my precious talk page...

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Deleted article

How can you get back a deleted article – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr.party‎ (talk • contribs)

ask one of these guys to restore it for you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:10, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured!

A million thanks! -- 03:39, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:45, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm listening to it now. I'm up to about 15,555. -- 03:49, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

I think of that as sad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:50, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Your re-write

Nice stuff Frosty :) --ShabiDOO 11:38, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah that one, I did try ^_^ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:05, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Re: Surprise links

"Dad", it's your "son" Matthlock. Not that it's my number one concern right now, but I'd link to know how people make surprise links on category pages that makes you think you're going one place, when actually you're going some place else.

That's all for now. Also, "dad" I need $20 for gas tonight. --Matthlock 22:40, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sorta confused by that one, can you give me an example of its use? Also no you can't have my money! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:43, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

.e.g., on the category page People you should never leave your girlfriend alone with, there's a link that says yourself which actually leads to the article me. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Matthlock (talk • contribs)

That's a redirect, my friend. They show up italicized on a category page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 8 October 2011

Yeah redirects shoukldn't be categorized unless they need to be (as is the case with some in-jokes) I'll de-categorize to avoid confusion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:52, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

I think you misunderstood the joke, Frosty. Also, Yourself should probably redirect to You, now that I think about it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 8 October 2011

my god that is genius. I cant wait to do that!!!!! Do you think i coyld have my fish answer the fone? --ShabiDOO 08:13, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

Um... I think this is the talkpage you were looking for, Shabidoo. O_o —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 10 October 2011

Yes, Socky, your absolutely right. I think he could also visit here, before I post another pointless forum again... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:25 10 October 2011

And the lord did idle and engage the kickstand

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers." Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--    15:22, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sparta?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:25, 14 October 2011

woo

yay --Roman Dog Bird 23:15, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Gay ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:16, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

You are a faggot son

I'm sorry to say but you are a basement dwelling cunt licker who does nothing but help this shitty website. I have bots too you faggot, who you like me to use them? --StAmPeDo? 07:14, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thats nice dear, be sure to tell somebody who cares on your way out :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:15, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, he knows how to use bots and I don't? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 17:42

You had a nice message too?

LOL. Regarding the articles in my userspace, I think I read somewhere that it is best to keep a backup in case someone vandalizes it and it is then QVFDed by someone who forgets to check the history of the article. Maybe if that ever happens I could ask an admin to restore it, but what if I realize the article is gone 2 months after it is deleted? Can they restore it then? Also, I think I'll start a forum entitled: "Mattsnow and his sheep abuse", but that's another story LOL Mattsnow 10:44, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

You can ask an admin to restore articles. And most people do check the history before VFD'ing it, althought many some don't. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:22, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Your greatest achievement ever...

Has to be the creation of An open petter letter from my hoard of ponies, a forum that is still going to this day and will forever. You know what? That's the only thing I know you're famous for on UN, besides plagiarizing a dead snowman. You deserve a llama for that!

~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 00:11, 10/22/2011

Ummmmmmm thanks. I'm called Frosty caz my last name IRL is Frost. I ain't plagerisin'! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:12, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. Also, thank you ever so much for regularly archiving your talk page...you have no idea how nice it is, for a dial-up schmuck like me, to not have to wade through 37 UnSignposts.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 22 '11 10:47 (UTC)

Lol yeah. Even with good internet it makes it quite slow. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:20, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Warehouse 13

I have user-fied the article. One week won't be enough. However, don't VFD it yet - I want to re-copy the final mainspace version just before it's huffed. Please give me a heads-up about that. Or Something --Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 05:49, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

You will have a week regardless I'm afraid, I'm not an admin so I dunno. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:52, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Normally new articles are not put on VFD, so rest assured. However, if you are referring to QVFD, then if it isn't finished and has no construction or ICU tag, then it will be added to that page. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 October 2011, at 05:57

Is very very sorry ):

I don't want you to die anymore. Please forgive me for my outrageous vandalism. Can be friends and call it a day? --Huge apology account 09:27, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Awww look at the cute little troll beg :) -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:28, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Fourty-two

Fourty-two. --ShabiDOO 21:14, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

hahahaha, wut? -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

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Regular Servicing By Chief Over the past two weeks Uncyclopedia has been a dreary and empty place. Uncyclopedians flit through the corridors unseeing, unknowing, unfeeling, uncaring. The reason? The UnSignpost has missed two issues. Now the UnSignpost would like to apologise for this, we would like to say that it was because Capitalist demonstrators have been camped outside our offices demanding that we stop producing terrible material for nothing, but we cannot because they aren't. We don't even have an office so if that were true it would be something of an achievement. No it is the blight that has caused the fall of so many UnSignpost editors: laziness and life. Like the Grim Reaper in Final Destination they stalk you from the second you write an issue and then, when you least expect it, they strike all of a sudden you have priorities and you can't be arsed to complete any of them, which would be a problem, if you could be arsed to care. But fear not normal service has now resumed and the UnSignpost will be making its way to talk pages again this Thursday, which should please all four of the people who are A: active enough to read the UnSignpost, B: Not members of the editorial team who have read it already and C: Haven't read it while it is being written. The other big news from approximately two weeks ago is that the Poo Lit Surprise is finished, much to the delight of everyone. The big winners were of course Uncyclopedia and the creative process, there are no losers on Uncyclopedia after all, only the sad pathetic freaks who come in last. Of course they do not stand comparison to the biggest loser of all; the 11th Poo Lit Surprise chairperson ChiefjusticeDS who had quite a lot to say about the competition, happily we have managed to condense all of the 4 hour interview down to 8 words: "I was very glad to host the PLS". The real winners, besides the creative process, Uncyclopedia, Jesus and Democracy, are listed here. Special mention must go to Black flamingo11 for winning both Best Article and Best Collaboration (with Lyrithya) and also for being the runner up in the Best Rewrite category. Black flamingo had this to say about his incredible success: "SQUAWK", you can also listen to his full reaction just here, he's in the third row, fourth from the right. The Return of the Tide By Mattsnow As assorted drama unfolds around our beloved Wiki, it should be noted that some people have foolishly returned to the site, passing up the opportunity for a lucrative career milking cows or watching sheep. They have returned, we assume, for the simple fun of writing funny articles, the fools. Such bipolar candidates include everyone's favourite opiate Codeine. Try not to get his heart rate above 90 which, coincidentally, is his estimated age. His doctor told us in an exclusive interview that he may not make it if he so much as stands for more than 3 consecutive minutes, and that his obsessive "Anniversary" edits may hint as being a first grade of dementia. UnSignpost statisticians (yes really) have also calculated that this is the 15th time Codeine has returned to the wiki this year. At the other extreme of the sanity spectrum. Nikau who came back to the wiki with a vengeance: clogging up Recent Changes, writing 4 articles at the same time while doing Pee Reviews and drinking around 40 cans of Red Bull per hour in order to keep up the frantic pace. It is believed that he edits the wiki on 3 separate computers at the same time: two with his hands and one with his toes. He would probably do even more if it would not mean that he would be persistently edit conflicting himself. The community is really grateful for the return of such marvellous dinosaurs and decided to organize a Rhinoceros BBQ in their honour. Friday at <insert name here>'s house. Please bring your own dancing girls or we'll have to use Olipro and Mhaille again, and nobody has quite recovered after last time yet.

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RoboCop

Hmm. Needs more flow? The idea was to structure it like an application (credits, faq etc.) that RoboCop may run. I will try and work in more flow, but the sections are fairly disjointed by their nature. I'll try and see if I can't work it like the Suddenly, Raccons article. --Nikau 11:06, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Done. Changed substantially. It should make more sense as to what I was intending. The film flows in such a manner that the memories of Robocop are disjointed, the first page is him just following his programming, the second is a description of the actual plot, well complications, as they become apparent, the third describes how his memories come back and he departs from his programs and the fourth is a mild analysis of the film.--Nikau 12:50, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

I basically personally don't like that style of articles, however others may like it that way. It could be just me. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 20:54, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

For you Pigeon

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

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--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:09, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Yay awards. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 09:22, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

SpongeBob SquarePants

You voted for SpongeBob SquarePants on VFH, which was featured!

As a reward, please accept this lovely template, complete with ice cream and a rectangular prism.

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Thanks for the vote! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:54, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thats ok, you don't need to thank me ;) -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:46, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Vandalism is pointless

k --Frosty the wanker 00:55, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Does that mean you're gonna piss off? -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 00:58, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

No, but that's just because I'm a useless cunt fluff. --Frosty the wanker 00:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

<3 -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 00:59, October 30, 2011 (UTC)