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Nominate an image you find excellent

  • Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

Things to be aware of

  • Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
  • You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
  • If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.

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ASBOWAAT: Garfielf Edition (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
ASBOWAAT: Garfielf Edition

Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality.

Image credit: OPOSSUM, Alula, DaniPine3, L10nM4st3r, as well as YouTube’s PilotRedSun, whose video inspired this image.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 lasaga
Nomination: Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 02:15, 18 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 1 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. I should say that, as Dani said, this image might be too inside-jokey and MS-Painty. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 1 October 2024 (UTC)

File:Grue crossing sign.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
File:Grue crossing sign.jpg

Be wary, lest you be eaten by a Grue.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 Grues
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor Talk to me here. 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:44, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. It is pitch black. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 02:16, 18 September 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

The hell is this doing here? Wasn't it already a featured picture? DaniPine3 (talk) 01:13, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

File:KrissKross.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
File:KrissKross.jpg

Michael Jackson with two kids. Dare I say more?

Image credit: User:Maniac1075
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Collabers
Nomination: Pasmorade (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pasmorade (talk) 15:53, 9 May 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:20, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:25, 26 September 2024 (UTC)

File:IPreg by OgreMage.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
File:IPreg by OgreMage.jpg

RIP iPods, Euroipods mourns your loss

Image credit: User:Mnbvcxz
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Pregcyclopedians
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. rip iPods hot Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
  2. For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 06:20, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3

Tsarwarsplaystation.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
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A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away...

Image credit: Sodapoppers for the edit and whoever made the actual Tsar Wars image.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 4
Nomination: Banana-dance.gifSodapoppers FUCK YOU! Banana-dance.gif 07:30, 7 April 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 14:10, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why not? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:56, 12 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. For.gif For. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:23, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

META Capybara Model XM-1 But I broke something else and had to fix it.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2
Nomination: Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Now capybaras are not real!? Emicraft :P 22:23, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:27, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. 20:31, 15 July 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 20:31, 26 September 2024 (UTC)

psilocybinFudd (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
psilocybinFudd

Elmer Fudd (1951) became the first patient in US history to use psychedelic therapy to remediate his PTSD, which detailed sick dealings with so-called "wabbits."

Image credit: Synagoguelicker
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 20:21, 14 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:29, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 19:11, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Against Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Against ℓE 𝓓𝕌爪ᵇEşt σⓕ ᶜAtş (talk) 16:55, 22 March 2023 (UTC)
  4. No funny joke don't laugh me Emicraft :P 03:35, 15 April 2024 (UTC)
  5. Against Not all that funny, even though Big Chungus is still funnier than any post-2020 meme in my opinion Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 17:41, 23 April 2024 (UTC)
  6. No No Where's the joke?ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
Comments

@OPOSSUM and @Squaw Dee, the image isn't a reference to Big Chungus, it's a reference that only people that watch Looney Tunes would understand.  Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor Talk to me here. 03:04, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

@Fenris2010 I get it now, but for VFP I only look at the photo and look at the caption after i vote.

Bert's Swaggart speech.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
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Bert, following his unspeakable acts against humanity, repents for his sins. Bert's insensitive speech for repentance and forgiveness of his atrocities was for God. But the only audience to hear Bert was a restless and incensed crowd, enraged and shocked at his sinful doings (circa. 1988).

Image credit: Synagoguelicker
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 21:44, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against The joke is in the caption instead of the image. -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Against Taxworm (talk) 06:29, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:31, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. I know what “Bertstrips” are, but this is literally just an image of Bert. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 26 September 2024 (UTC)

cock island canada.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
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Around 13,000 years ago, the last glaciers of the Newfoundlandian Grand Banks melted, a remnant of the last ice age. This left a uniquely-shaped island off the coast of Southwestern Canada. Some 5,000 years afterward, this island was submerged underwater due to rising water levels.

Image credit: Synagoguelicker
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 16:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. For Pretty nice, creative and funny. Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. For -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Executive (talk) 17:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
  4. Booner template.png Boooooner Yeees. Me frontpage yeees. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:28, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
  5. Half For: To be honest, I didn't realize that this was a strange island the first time, but after looking at it a few times, I found it quite interesting. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 00:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
  6. AgainstGreen.svg Probably. It's... just a map of Canada with a cock and balls? There isn't really a whole lot to look at. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:32, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. I mean, it's not a bad image, but there are better ones here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 14:04, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
  2. I didn't notice the cock island in the map the first time I saw this, and that is the joke! Emicraft :P 00:01, 12 May 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't really get the joke... Fenris2010 (talk) 02:33, 31 July 2024 (UTC)


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