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AB - Wilde Oscar2 copy.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Once upon a time, Oscar Wilde tried impersonating Oscar the Grouch. He won an Oscar Award for it.

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Vote Score: 1 Oscars
Nomination: π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk) 17:23, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm not usually one for Oscar Wilde jokes, but this is funny. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 18:30, 29 August 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Hitlerfish.PNG (history, logs, vote page)

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Vote Score: -3
Nomination: π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk) 13:20, 21 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Just Yes – Preceding unsigned comment added by π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk β€’ contribs)

Against Votes: 4
  • This is about as well drawn as my own fish drawing, which is a pretty low bar. Also i don't see what's funny with Hitler being a fish. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:55, 21 August 2025 (UTC)

No Yes'nt. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:43, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Focus on quality. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:48, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. my dog can draw better than this, and i don't have a dog. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:52, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Hitlerbear.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk) 13:18, 21 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

This is basically the greatest thing ever - Sal, Murr, and Q – Preceding unsigned comment added by π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk β€’ contribs)

Against Votes: 2
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:55, 21 August 2025 (UTC)

Symbol declined.svg Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:49, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Krusty krab tariff implementation.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Eugene Krabs stands in awe before his establishment as Donald Trump enacts his wonderful tariffs.

Image credit: SystemPhantom
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Vote Score: 7 stupid tarrifs
Nomination: SystemPhantom (talk) 16:07, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.this is what photoshopping was made for SystemPhantom (talk) 16:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless. Awesome political joke!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:29, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:29, 30 May 2025 (UTC)`
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:36, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:47, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Good as heck bruh – Preceding unsigned comment added by π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk β€’ contribs)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Do a Cracker Barrell one with it becoming a Gay Bar with new CEO Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck it. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:58, 23 August 2025 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. There's just so much going on that it made me laugh. --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 00:34, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
  9. Symbol possible vote.svg I guess. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:54, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. What the hell am I looking at? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. No. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:55, 13 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@SystemPhantom: if you don't put your name in the "for" section, then it doesn't count as a point. if you want your own vote to count, that is. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:41, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

oh dang, i can vote for my own image? didn't know that! don't mind if i do, thanks for letting me know SystemPhantom (talk) 16:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

File:800px-North Façade White House.JPG.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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The White House has recently taken to adding Grues to its security.

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Vote Score: -0.5 Grue(s) guarding the White House
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Ankh smite.png Long Live Grues!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. MOCCASIN.pngI'M GRUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIEMOCCASIN.png Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:49, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. funny 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:49, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. for. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:54, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:00, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Grues... Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:25, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. No. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:45, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments

IP votes are only worth half a vote.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:34, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

ASBOWAAT: Garfielf Edition (history, logs, vote page)

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Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality.

Image credit: OPOSSUM, Alula, DaniPine3, L10nM4st3r, as well as YouTube’s PilotRedSun, whose video inspired this image.
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Vote Score: 4 lasagas
Nomination: Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 02:15, 18 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist.έ¬ΰͺ²Χ˜Ξ±ΰΈ¬ םɐۼ - αš¦Β‘αž‘α‘•Κ‹α›’α›‡ - Ιͺ øటñ α‘Œα‘Žα‘¦α›‰ΰΉ”1αŸ α–€ΞΎα—Ÿα›§Δ… - but Ι³Μ©Ι΅ΙžΒ°β‚«οΏ₯ ΰ»€αΌ€αš±Ξžα›‡ 17:07, 1 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Looks like I am, in fact, allowed to nominate my own images. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ

OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:45, 19 January 2025 (UTC)

  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Hell yeah! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:19, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This so good. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 11:00, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. This looks like Jeffery Dahmers work of art (π–€π–“π–ˆπ–žπ–ˆπ–‘π–”π–•π–Šπ–Žπ–‰π–†π–™π–π–Žπ–ˆπ–π–”π–‹π–Žπ–™ (talk) 12:16, 21 August 2025 (UTC))
Against Votes: 1
  1. No. Like Dani & OPOSSUM said, too inside-jokey.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:36, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 03:36, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I should say that, as Dani said, this image might be too inside-jokey and MS-Painty. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 1 October 2024 (UTC)

File:IPreg by OgreMage.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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RIP iPods, Euroipods mourns your loss

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Vote Score: -2 Pregcyclopedians
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. rip iPods hot Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
  2. For. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 06:20, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4

META Capybara Model XM-1 But I broke something else and had to fix it.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Vote Score: -4.5
Nomination: Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Now capybaras are not real!? Emicraft :P 22:23, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:27, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. hi 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:57, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. 20:31, 15 July 2024 (UTC) έ¬ΰͺ²Χ˜Ξ±ΰΈ¬ םɐۼ - αš¦Β‘αž‘α‘•Κ‹α›’α›‡ - Ιͺ øటñ α‘Œα‘Žα‘¦α›‰ΰΉ”1αŸ α–€ΞΎα—Ÿα›§Δ… - but Ι³Μ©Ι΅ΙžΒ°β‚«οΏ₯ ΰ»€αΌ€αš±Ξžα›‡
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 20:31, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:01, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  6. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:53, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  7. Symbol helicopter.svg wut? dont get the joke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:04, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

cock island canada.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Around 13,000 years ago, the last glaciers of the Newfoundlandian Grand Banks melted, a remnant of the last ice age. This left a uniquely-shaped island off the coast of Southwestern Canada. Some 5,000 years afterward, this island was submerged underwater due to rising water levels.

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Vote Score: 4
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 16:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For Pretty nice, creative and funny. Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. For -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Executive (talk) 17:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
  4. Booner template.png Boooooner Yeees. Me frontpage yeees. έ¬ΰͺ²Χ˜Ξ±ΰΈ¬ םɐۼ - αš¦Β‘αž‘α‘•Κ‹α›’α›‡ - Ιͺ øటñ α‘Œα‘Žα‘¦α›‰ΰΉ”1αŸ α–€ΞΎα—Ÿα›§Δ… - but Ι³Μ©Ι΅ΙžΒ°β‚«οΏ₯ ΰ»€αΌ€αš±Ξžα›‡ 17:28, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
  5. Half For: To be honest, I didn't realize that this was a strange island the first time, but after looking at it a few times, I found it quite interesting. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 00:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
  6. AgainstGreen.svg Probably. It's... just a map of Canada with a cock and balls? There isn't really a whole lot to look at. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:32, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. oh! can uh duh! gergdown, eh (talk) 18:34, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. I mean, it's not a bad image, but there are better ones here. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 14:04, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
  2. I didn't notice the cock island in the map the first time I saw this, and that is the joke! Emicraft :P 00:01, 12 May 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't really get the joke... Fenris2010 (talk) 02:33, 31 July 2024 (UTC)


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