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Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine. Nominate an image you find excellent Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen. You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want. Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that. Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original. When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page. Things to be aware of Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that. You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP. Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP. If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.

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Age of extinction.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Ep1cgamerXD (talk) 02:57, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Wet pussy. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:48, 21 March 2026 (UTC)  Kill. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:05, 27 March 2026 (UTC)  Against. Too injokey, and also not that well made. 07:48, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Jirachi with moccassins (history, logs, vote page)

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An image of the pokémon Jirachi wearing two moccasins on its head Image credit: RADISH Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	AtomicAnon (talk) 19:45, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 1	It's just an image of Jirachi with two moccasins edited onto its head. 07:50, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Prif-cyffuriau-hamdden-siaradwyr-Cymraeg.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Welsh speakers' preferred recreational drug use, according to the 2001 census. Image credit: User:Serge Billault Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	It's so unhinged, and why is there a dragon there? I love it. Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)  For. I'm weird and I like it. I should seek help. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:58, 5 February 2026 (UTC)  For. Cymru am byth! Mr. George / talk 06:37, 5 February 2026 (UTC) WTF? this makes no sense I love it Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 02:46, 20 February 2026 (UTC) For ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  00:19, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. what the fuck? 15:40, 4 February 2026 (UTC)  Against. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 21:17, 16 February 2026 (UTC)  Excuse me, is there something I'm missing here? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:14, 16 February 2026 (UTC)  Meh. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 22:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)  Against. I don't get it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 09:57, 10 April 2026 (UTC)  Against. 07:49, 26 April 2026 (UTC)