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The Yaltabear Conference reminds you to focus on starting a Cold War. Nominate an image you find excellent Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen. You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want. Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that. Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original. When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page. Things to be aware of Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that. You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP. Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP. If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.

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File:800px-North Façade White House.JPG.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
The White House has recently taken to adding Grues to its security. Image credit: Unknown Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Long Live Grues!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC) I'M GRUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:49, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:54, 19 January 2025 (UTC) Against slightly. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:00, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

ASBOWAAT: Garfielf Edition (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality. Image credit: OPOSSUM, Alula, DaniPine3, L10nM4st3r, as well as YouTube’s PilotRedSun, whose video inspired this image. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3 lasagas
Nomination:	Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 02:15, 18 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 1 October 2024 (UTC)  For. Looks like I am, in fact, allowed to nominate my own images. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:45, 19 January 2025 (UTC) Boner. Hell yeah! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:19, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I should say that, as Dani said, this image might be too inside-jokey and MS-Painty. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 1 October 2024 (UTC)

File:Grue crossing sign.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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Be wary, lest you be eaten by a Grue. Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4 Grues
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)  For. Good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:44, 11 September 2024 (UTC)  For. It is pitch black. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 02:16, 18 September 2024 (UTC)  For. Will always warn us of the deadly mammal known as "gures" - TheAngryStickFigure's alt
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	The hell is this doing here? Wasn't it already a featured picture? DaniPine3 (talk) 01:13, 12 September 2024 (UTC) Stop voting for this picture; it's already featured!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:57, 29 January 2025 (UTC) Oh I didn't know sorry - TheAngryStickFigure's alt

File:KrissKross.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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Michael Jackson with two kids. Dare I say more? Image credit: User:Maniac1075 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 Collabers
Nomination:	Pasmorade (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
For Votes: 2	For. Pasmorade (talk) 15:53, 9 May 2024 (UTC)  For. Michael Jackson wasn't a good person. This is also hilarious. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:21, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:20, 31 July 2024 (UTC)  Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:25, 26 September 2024 (UTC)  Against. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 15:16, 7 October 2024 (UTC)  Against. Pedophillia isn't funny, also I don't think it's officially been proven MJ was a pedo. Either way, pedophillia isn't funny. WPBS (ping for response) (talk) 17:44, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

File:IPreg by OgreMage.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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RIP iPods, Euroipods mourns your loss Image credit: User:Mnbvcxz Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1 Pregcyclopedians
Nomination:	Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. rip iPods hot Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC) For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 06:20, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. 07:26, 22 May 2023 (UTC)  Against. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:05, 5 July 2024 (UTC)  Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:21, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Tsarwarsplaystation.png (history, logs, vote page)

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A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away... Image credit: Sodapoppers for the edit and whoever made the actual Tsar Wars image. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5
Nomination:	Sodapoppers FUCK YOU! 07:30, 7 April 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 14:10, 31 December 2023 (UTC)  For. Why not? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:56, 12 April 2024 (UTC) For. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 5 July 2024 (UTC)  For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:23, 31 July 2024 (UTC)  For. Hell yeah let's finally get it featured! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:32, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

META Capybara Model XM-1 But I broke something else and had to fix it.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Now capybaras are not real!? Emicraft :P 22:23, 22 February 2024 (UTC)  For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:27, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 31 January 2023 (UTC) Zombiebaron. 20:31, 15 July 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ Zombiebaron. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 26 September 2024 (UTC)  Against. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 20:31, 26 September 2024 (UTC) Zombiebaron. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:01, 19 January 2025 (UTC)

Bert's Swaggart speech.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Bert, following his unspeakable acts against humanity, repents for his sins. Bert's insensitive speech for repentance and forgiveness of his atrocities was for God. But the only audience to hear Bert was a restless and incensed crowd, enraged and shocked at his sinful doings (circa. 1988). Image credit: Synagoguelicker Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 Bert haters
Nomination:	Synagoguelicker (talk) 21:44, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 5	Against The joke is in the caption instead of the image. -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC) Against Taxworm (talk) 06:29, 5 September 2022 (UTC)  Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:31, 31 July 2024 (UTC)  Against. I know what “Bertstrips” are, but this is literally just an image of Bert. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 26 September 2024 (UTC) No. Boo. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:07, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

cock island canada.png (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Around 13,000 years ago, the last glaciers of the Newfoundlandian Grand Banks melted, a remnant of the last ice age. This left a uniquely-shaped island off the coast of Southwestern Canada. Some 5,000 years afterward, this island was submerged underwater due to rising water levels. Image credit: Synagoguelicker Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	Synagoguelicker (talk) 16:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For Pretty nice, creative and funny. Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)  For. Executive (talk) 17:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC) Boooooner Yeees. Me frontpage yeees. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:28, 8 July 2024 (UTC) Half For: To be honest, I didn't realize that this was a strange island the first time, but after looking at it a few times, I found it quite interesting. 00:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC) Probably. It's... just a map of Canada with a cock and balls? There isn't really a whole lot to look at. 19:32, 9 July 2024 (UTC)  For. oh! can uh duh! gergdown, eh (talk) 18:34, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	I mean, it's not a bad image, but there are better ones here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 14:04, 31 December 2023 (UTC) I didn't notice the cock island in the map the first time I saw this, and that is the joke! Emicraft :P 00:01, 12 May 2024 (UTC)  Against. I don't really get the joke... Fenris2010 (talk) 02:33, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

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