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Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine. Nominate an image you find excellent Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen. You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want. Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that. Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original. When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page. Things to be aware of Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that. You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP. Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP. If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.

A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times poster.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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That's gonna leave a mark! Image credit: Bizzeebeever Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 6 balls being kicked at 88 miles per hour
Nomination:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 20:02, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. I was really disappointed when this turned out to be a FAKE movie. Why would you hurt my feelings like that? – Preceding unsigned comment added by RealDonaldTrump (talk • contribs)  For.User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙/Sig  I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve this article. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:08, 20 November 2025 (UTC)  Hell yeah. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:15, 23 November 2025 (UTC)  For. I actually had a dream where someone tried to nutshot me last night. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:57, 2 December 2025 (UTC) I will disregard the so-called VFP rules and vote for. Also, i don't see how its age affects its featurability? 20:06, 2 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 15:58, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Meh. this is a really old image; if we're going to bring VFP back to life, it better be with much newer images. plus, it's a text image, and text images are known to hardly pass VFP. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:22, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

Microsoft Keyboard (history, logs, vote page)

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Now that's ergonomic!™ Image credit: Unknown Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:09, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	I don't get it, but it is funny (𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:21, 18 September 2025 (UTC)) It's alright. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:39, 23 September 2025 (UTC)  For. Ahh Microsoft, always finding new ways to revolutionize the computing market. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 23 September 2025 (UTC) Hilarous Soviet912 (talk) 15:32, 25 September 2025 (UTC) Now that still holds up! 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:07, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	I had to look up what ergonomic meant.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:22, 19 September 2025 (UTC) It might have been funny 20 years ago but it doesn't hold up that well. ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 07:35, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

AB - Wilde Oscar2 copy.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Once upon a time, Oscar Wilde tried impersonating Oscar the Grouch. He won an Oscar Award for it. Image credit: AmericanBastard Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4 Oscars
Nomination:	𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 17:23, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. I'm not usually one for Oscar Wilde jokes, but this is funny. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:30, 29 August 2025 (UTC) I guess. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:57, 14 September 2025 (UTC)  For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:20, 19 September 2025 (UTC) Up ovah tha Monstah. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 01:43, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes