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You will find a listing of our most recent failed VFP entries below. Work on your photoshopping and funny-making skills, and your work might not end up on this page!

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RobottropolisFlag (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
RobottropolisFlag

Welcome to Eggmanland, now with more robots!

Image credit: Siralos God of Los
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Siralos God of Los (talk) 22:50, 30 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Keyboard Error.png (history, logs)

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Keyboard Error.png

One of the many examples of how reliable Windows is.

Image credit: Somewhere online-ish nom=eleven23 (unknown cursed noises / Past Does) 05:37, 10 March 2019 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -2
Nomination: Insert nom
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:37, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
  2. Against --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:40, 10 June 2019 (UTC)


Dick Cheney signature.JPG (history, logs)

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Dick Cheney's signature hardly reflected his hardy and bullheaded personality, at least according to White House historian William Seale.

Image credit: Kakun
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 3 hysterical penii
Nomination: – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 06:40, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Kakun said it'd be good on IRC.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:48, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 15:01, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Impeached Andrew Johnson (history, logs)

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Impeached Andrew Johnson

Andrew Johnson impeached, looks like he is so angry his head will explode.

Image credit: 3DO (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -2
Nomination: Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:09, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This image is one of the most bizaare, but I laughed a lot when seeing it. Sure, it's not the best, but I can see people laughing a spasm. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:36, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Hack job. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:17, 31 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. DoctorJones (talk) 00:19, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:19, 1 February 2021 (UTC)


A Widow is Made (history, logs)

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A Widow is Made

1963- Professional gamer Lee Harvey Oswald snipes xXthe_real_JKennedyXx.

Image credit: Quin Hall
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -4
Nomination: RojerBullet36 (talk) 21:43, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

RojerBullet36 (talk) 21:59, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Against Votes: 5
  1. Low-Quality Overwatch / Edgy JFK meme. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:17, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Against -- The Zombiebaron 13:36, 17 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Maybe if it was higher quality. ᙀﬨὶ⸦𝝧Ԃల ❨𝖙ลƖԞ❫ 14:04, 17 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Needs more pixels.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:06pm  December 17, 2020
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Poor quality image. Also, I've taken the liberty of marking this page as patrolled. Gale5050 complain about me! 21:49, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
Comments

An orginal image.


ChonkScale.png (history, logs)

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The chonker unit scale, to measure how large your cat is.

Image credit: Original image made in adobe InDesign
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -4
Nomination: Le Dumbest of Cats (talk) 14:02, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. A funny joke
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's honestly featureable-ish. Not the best image, but considering how crappy the rest of them are, can't hurt tbh to slap this bad boy up. No more then Class D, however. It's not that good. I also marked this page as patrolled, FWIW. Gale5050 complain about me! 21:52, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. "Chonker" has been overused so much that is just isn't that funny anymore, IMO -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:54, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
  2. Strong Against -- The Zombiebaron 14:56, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's just not funny. Plain and simple. ᙀﬨὶ⸦𝝧Ԃల ❨𝖙ลƖԞ❫ 14:03, 17 December 2020 (UTC)
  4. Against -- The infographic simply isn't quite "high quality" enough for VFP. It's a little tough to read, to be honest. Sorry. Although.... I do think that the "Chonker scale" idea in itself is fine.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:04pm  December 17, 2020
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. DoctorJones (talk) 18:18, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Why? JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:58, 29 January 2021 (UTC)


Sotp.jpg (history, logs)

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why not give the highways agency a try, just talk to your local job cenre

Image credit: Amckeever
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -4
Nomination: DaChickenKing (talk) 03:25, 26 March 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:10, 29 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Against It has been reposted online too much already --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 16:27, 3 May 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. EMC [TALK] 06:01 Aug 24 2020
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Normal image. Nothing special. Gale5050 complain about me! 21:47, 1 January 2021 (UTC)


Mauser ngerpistole (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Mauser ngerpistole

Mauser Fingerpistole

Image credit: Made by user:Vlalf
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -0.99
Nomination: Vlalf (talk) 15:39, 20 February 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.01
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Hahahahahahah! Gale5050 complain about me! 14:47, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Hjghjh.gif Boobs grew by 0.01mm reading this.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:23am  January 8, 2021
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:10, 29 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Sorry, its just not so funny anymore. Looked amazing among other VFP's, but still. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:22, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Comments

I spent a long time photoshopping this, recognize me! Vlalf (talk) 15:39, 20 February 2020 (UTC)


Wizard of moz (history, logs)

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Wizard of moz

We're off to see the wizard!

Image credit: Mississippimoo
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0.5
Nomination: Mississippimoo (talk) 01:23, 2 February 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Mississippimoo (talk) 01:23, 2 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. It may be poorly photoshopped, but it did get a chuckle out of me. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:57, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Slightly for - Probably Class D if it does get viffed.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:30am  January 8, 2021
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:10, 29 April 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Unfunny Gale5050 complain about me! 14:46, 2 January 2021 (UTC)


The time (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The time

The time is 25:61.

Image credit: User:Jabberwock
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -1.5
Nomination: Sometimes the numbers on my watch go beyond where they should be. Jabberwock (talk) 07:31, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: .5
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Half-erect Boner Maybe if the filename was better I would give a full vote.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:41am  January 10, 2020
    1. Symbol for vote.svg Half For First of all, the caption ruins it. It spoils the joke, that it's 19:52 upside down, making it 25:61. The file name is also not great. The joke is also not immediately clear. However, it has good concept, and certaintly has potential. Half support. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:43, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I could see this being funny within the context of an article, but not really featurable on its own. DoctorJones (talk) 00:22, 1 February 2021(UTC)
  2. No. I don't get it. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:34, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Per above concerns. Striking out my for - WohMi and DoctorJones have valid concerns. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:13, 3 March 2021 (UTC)


Houston Pool.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Houston Pool.jpg

Houston turns into a pool after Hurricane Harvey

Image credit: Gale5050 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:09, 3 February 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. My swimming skills are awesome! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:09, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. Gale, when I said the one pool joke on that one page was funny, I meant the caption, not the image. This one isn't really funny at all, unless you hate Texan people. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:56, 4 February 2021 (UTC)

Comments

Has this even been altered? ShabiDOO 23:33, 4 February 2021 (UTC)


Sichuan Sign Foolery (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Sichuan Sign Foolery

Which way to the Rooster Sauce Bar?

Image credit: Original: Wikipedia Edit: Me
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0.5
Nomination: Pugsleyfan69420 (talk) 19:58, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. me – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly.(and in slightly, I mean 0.5 vote of course). An orphaned file, in which the joke is unclear, not the best formatting, not a great place to put it; tldr sorry but it is not enough quality to be on the Main Page. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:57, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments


Wolfslut.png (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here

Image credit: User:Jupiterfox
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 1
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 00:08, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. for This is just amazing.Wheely Willy
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For the love of all that is good... It's so shocking that it's funny. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:26, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg So hot. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:33, 10 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Not a joke. -- The Zombiebaron 16:20, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. Pretty subpar furry peggo porn. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 12:56, May. 17, 2022
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Eh Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:55, 21 April 2021 (UTC)


Party Time! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Party Time!

The highly likely outcome of cloning Dinosaurs.

Image credit: Ben DeRoy
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 1 Jeff Goldblums
Nomination: Zana Dark
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom.gif Nom. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:57, 15 November 2021
  2. Nom.gif Nom. ddf 21:57, 23 November 2021
Against Votes: 1
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. The dinosaurs look good, but the party hats and cutlery look pasted on. -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
Comments

lol penis


Penis.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Penis.jpg

No description needed.

Image credit: /r/TrollXChromosomes and this Etsy listing
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 1 toothy dicks
Nomination:  Cassandra  (talk) 04:15, 24 May 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Just because.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:15, 24 May 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. It evokes every emotion at once. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:36, 24 May 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against We're not a horror wiki. Also this image appears to be unoriginal and is therefore ineligible for VFP. -- The Zombiebaron 10:20, 24 May 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Withdrawn for ineligibility reasons.  Cassandra  (talk) 15:53, 1 June 2022 (UTC)


GodzillaclimbstheEmpireStateBuilding.png (history, logs)

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As you can see here, Godzilla thinks he's the new King Kong.

Image credit: Magic Studio AI Art Generator
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 23:56, 5 May 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Failed - image wasn't uploaded properly and it isn't an original image anyway. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:05, 6 May 2024 (UTC)


hell gas station sign.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: 203.37.239.36 (talk) 23:44, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Failed - unedited Commons image Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:18, 1 August 2024 (UTC)



psilocybinFudd (history, logs)

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psilocybinFudd

Elmer Fudd (1951) became the first patient in US history to use psychedelic therapy to remediate his PTSD, which detailed sick dealings with so-called "wabbits."

Image credit: Synagoguelicker
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -5
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 20:21, 14 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:29, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 19:11, 17 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Against Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Against ℓＥ 𝓓𝕌爪ᵇＥşt σⓕ ᶜＡtş (talk) 16:55, 22 March 2023 (UTC)
  4. No funny joke don't laugh me Emicraft :P 03:35, 15 April 2024 (UTC)
  5. Against Not all that funny, even though Big Chungus is still funnier than any post-2020 meme in my opinion Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 17:41, 23 April 2024 (UTC)
  6. No No Where's the joke?ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
Comments

@OPOSSUM and @Squaw Dee, the image isn't a reference to Big Chungus, it's a reference that only people that watch Looney Tunes would understand.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:04, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

@Fenris2010 I get it now, but for VFP I only look at the photo and look at the caption after i vote. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Squaw Dee (talk • contribs)

Symbol declined.svg failed Now, if only I knew how to archive this thing... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:20, 5 November 2024 (UTC)


Phil Mahar (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Phil Mahar

Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? CAN YOU

Image credit: Skub
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -1
Nomination: Skub250 (talk) 21:16, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:19, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

Comments
  • Failed. Non-original image Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:31, 6 March 2025 (UTC)


Bert's Swaggart speech.png (history, logs)

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Bert, following his unspeakable acts against humanity, repents for his sins. Bert's insensitive speech for repentance and forgiveness of his atrocities was for God. But the only audience to hear Bert was a restless and incensed crowd, enraged and shocked at his sinful doings (circa. 1988).

Image credit: Synagoguelicker
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: -5 Bert haters
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 21:44, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Against The joke is in the caption instead of the image. -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
  2. Against Taxworm (talk) 06:29, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:31, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. I know what “Bertstrips” are, but this is literally just an image of Bert. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:32, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  5. X mark.svg No. Boo. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:07, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Failed: -5 score + non-OC so it shouldn't have been up for nearly as long anyway Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:41, 6 March 2025 (UTC)


File:Grue crossing sign.jpg (history, logs)

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File:Grue crossing sign.jpg

Be wary, lest you be eaten by a Grue.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Vote Score: 4 Grues
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:09, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:44, 11 September 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. It is pitch black. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page 02:16, 18 September 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Will always warn us of the deadly mammal known as "gures" - TheAngryStickFigure's alt

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

The hell is this doing here? Wasn't it already a featured picture? DaniPine3 (talk) 01:13, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

Stop voting for this picture; it's already featured!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:57, 29 January 2025 (UTC)
Oh I didn't know sorry - TheAngryStickFigure's alt
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