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Conservapedia.PNG (history, logs)

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Truly Conservapedia made in China and hebrews

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Vote Score: -7 Soviet Votes
Nomination: The Wikipedia Hater 15:52, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg Communism Conservapedia For Wikipedia Hater TALK TO HATER IN USA-MEXICO BORDER! 23:56, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 8
  1. No. Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:06, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
  2. High1.png WTF is this?[Soviet] »[Ask for free votes] Grammarnazilogo.png » (Ping for reply.) 16:35, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too blurry.  Fenris2010 the Catholic Grue You hear growling... 05:29, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
  4. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope!  Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:47, 30 July 2026 (UTC)
  5. No. No. No. Anonymous Human (talk) 14:21, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Good concept, too small and illegible. RealLifeCartman (talk) 03:16, 8 August 2026 (UTC)
  7. Refuse.gif Story-vomiting Cat snubs this, blugh. 15:22, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm Hatsune Miku! Let's we sing! 03:31, 23 August 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 20:39, 28 August 2026 (UTC)

Tasty Dih.png (history, logs)

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This should be nominated cuz it’s funny

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Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Annoying mf (talk) 00:01, 23 August 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

@SegasonicFanatic: is this an original image? --Fish on skates You get a ban! Aaand you get a ban! 00:19, 23 August 2026 (UTC)

Age of extinction.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -7
Nomination: Ep1cgamerXD (talk) 02:57, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. PurpleVaginaVote.svg Wet pussy. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:48, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:05, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too injokey, and also not that well made. user:alulauser talk:alula 07:48, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
  4. Refuse.gif Story-vomiting Cat snubs this, blugh. 12:29, 14 May 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!! i don't get it and i don't want to get it ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍉watermelon for you! (talk)❄️ 00:29, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 01:17, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. I can't read all the words. I have trouble reading all the words.  Fenris2010 the Catholic Grue You hear growling... 05:37, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 10:23, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Jirachi with moccassins (history, logs)

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Jirachi with moccassins

An image of the pokémon Jirachi wearing two moccasins on its head

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Vote Score: -4
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 19:45, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. It's just an image of Jirachi with two moccasins edited onto its head. user:alulauser talk:alula 07:50, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
  2. No. Anonymous Human (talk) 19:08, 8 June 2026 (UTC)
  3. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! I'm getting tired of this joke. Seriously, can we actually have a new in-joke instead of just using moccasins everywhere? — Hammy • Talk to me • What I did • Whatever this is • Fake Uncyclopedia • The time is 14:54, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Ditto with Alula.  Fenris2010 the Catholic Grue You hear growling... 05:38, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 10:22, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Prif-cyffuriau-hamdden-siaradwyr-Cymraeg.png (history, logs)

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Welsh speakers' preferred recreational drug use, according to the 2001 census.

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Vote Score: 1
Nomination: Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 6

It's so unhinged, and why is there a dragon there? I love it. Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm weird and I like it. I should seek help. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:58, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cymru am byth! Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 06:37, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? this makes no sense I love it Gamma Eddie Yelling.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 02:46, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. For ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  00:19, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the Catholic Grue You hear growling... 05:41, 17 July 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 5

Symbol declined.svg Against. what the fuck? New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 15:40, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 09:57, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. user:alulauser talk:alula 07:49, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 10:18, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Openmic.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Hammer and sickle.svg Brazil Wikipedia Hater LucyDance2.gif 00:47, 18 April 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Failed. Non-original image. user:alulauser talk:alula 22:44, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Mr. Screwyou's Class.png (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -2
Nomination: Zavieon 12 (talk) 15:40, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. what am i even looking at here where is the joke --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 20:50, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:49, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. what even??? also this just a poorly cropped screenshot. B R U H Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 15:53, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Is this an original picture? user:alulauser talk:alula 22:24, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  • Failed. Presumably not original. user:alulauser talk:alula 23:14, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

Pedobear1 (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: Wikipedia Hater (talk) 22:19, 4 April 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. Wikipedia Hater (talk) 22:56, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2

No. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:24, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. not an original image --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 00:19, 5 April 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed because non-original image and so on and so forth. You've heard all of this before probably user:alulauser talk:alula 01:10, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

2018 west footscray warehouse fire.png (history, logs)

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Glitch Productions CEO (Chief Extremism Officer) Jax Lukeson at the 2018 West Footscray warehouse fire

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Vote Score: -0.5
Nomination: ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍎apple for you! (talk)❄️ 21:14, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Orange.gif Forange. Not sure if there's enough tadc viewers here to warrant a highlight but we'll see ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍓strawberry for you! (talk)❄️ 21:14, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Strong against. That "innocent-looking character from franchise aimed at children commiting crimes" stuff is the most cancerous shit on Earth. Take it back to a Reddit shitposting sub. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:14, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 03:16, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

@OPOSSUM: ah yes, my favourite innocent character jax from kids' franchise the amazing digital circus ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 23:22, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

OK, I'll admit. I've never watched it, but I don't know anyone over 13 who watches that shit irl. And I'm not changing my vote. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:24, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

Withdrawn. user:alulauser talk:alula 15:09, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3 jakked.png (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 17:29, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5

Symbol for vote.svg For. this is peak! OPOSSUM cooked hard here Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 17:29, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Half for.svg Half for. This fails all standards of VFP, but it succeeds all of MY standards of VFP. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 17:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Half against. I did not make this. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:31, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Why is this a thing? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:32, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. per OPOSSUM --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 17:33, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed because it's not original. user:alulauser talk:alula 17:35, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Hotdawg (history, logs)

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Hotdawg

BREAKING NEWS: New social media trend threatens weiner dogs as kids put their canine friends between buns in the news "HOTDAWG" challenge

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Vote Score: 0
Nomination: Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 13:56, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. Well hotdawg Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 13:56, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. Most of the joke is in your caption. Otherwise, it's just a hot dog mixed with a dog, something that I've seen a thousand times before. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:14, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. A joke been done a million times.sOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:17, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Failed. Image isn't original. user:alulauser talk:alula 15:39, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Microsoft Keyboard (history, logs)

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Microsoft Keyboard

Now that's ergonomic!™

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Vote Score: 3
Nomination: GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:09, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5

I don't get it, but it is funny (𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:21, 18 September 2025 (UTC))
It's alright. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:39, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

Hilarous Soviet912 (talk) 15:32, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
Comments

Failed because the uploader didn't make the image themselves. That's still a rule VFP abides by. user:alulauser talk:alula 23:58, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

File:800px-North Façade White House.JPG.jpg (history, logs)

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The White House has recently taken to adding Grues to its security.

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Vote Score: 1.5 Grue(s) guarding the White House
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Ankh smite.png Long Live Grues!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:18, 25 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. MOCCASIN.pngI'M GRUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIEMOCCASIN.png Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:49, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. funny 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:49, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. for. ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  5. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Nice and chaotic. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:42, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg fUCKING FINE GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:13, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:54, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:00, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Grues... user:alulauser talk:alula 15:25, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. No. I'm Hatsune Miku! Let's we sing! 03:45, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Overused joke... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:04, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
Comments

IP votes are only worth half a vote.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:34, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

  • Failedeth. user:alulauser talk:alula 21:25, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

File:IPreg by OgreMage.jpg (history, logs)

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RIP iPods, Euroipods mourns your loss

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Vote Score: -2 Pregcyclopedians
Nomination: Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. rip iPods hot Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:54, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
  2. For. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 06:20, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Fine. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:55, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. user:alulauser talk:alula 07:26, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:05, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:21, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  4. No. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:56, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. NOPE! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 20:04, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments

EPIC FAIL! user:alulauser talk:alula 21:24, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

cock island canada.png (history, logs)

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Around 13,000 years ago, the last glaciers of the Newfoundlandian Grand Banks melted, a remnant of the last ice age. This left a uniquely-shaped island off the coast of Southwestern Canada. Some 5,000 years afterward, this island was submerged underwater due to rising water levels.

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Vote Score: 4
Nomination: Synagoguelicker (talk) 16:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For Pretty nice, creative and funny. Taxworm (talk) 06:30, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
  2. For -- The Zombiebaron 12:33, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Executive (talk) 17:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
  4. Booner template.png Boooooner Yeees. Me frontpage yeees. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:28, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
  5. Half For: To be honest, I didn't realize that this was a strange island the first time, but after looking at it a few times, I found it quite interesting. I'm Hatsune Miku! Let's we sing! 00:14, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
  6. AgainstGreen.svg Probably. It's... just a map of Canada with a cock and balls? There isn't really a whole lot to look at. user:alulauser talk:alula 19:32, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. oh! can uh duh! gergdown, eh (talk) 18:34, 18 February 2025 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Sure. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:00, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. I mean, it's not a bad image, but there are better ones here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(talk) 14:04, 31 December 2023 (UTC)
  2. I didn't notice the cock island in the map the first time I saw this, and that is the joke! Emicraft :P 00:01, 12 May 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't really get the joke... Fenris2010 (talk) 02:33, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Failed and stuff user:alulauser talk:alula 21:24, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Vertical-lightsaber.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: 1
Nomination:  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:26, 19 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 22:26, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Comments

Ineligible for VFP (not an original image) user:alulauser talk:alula 09:44, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

Noodledoodle_bg3.jpg (history, logs)

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The original version of the famous panel from the Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo was threatened with strangling and violent whipping if he didn't change it. He didn't, but the Pope did, after Mikey died.

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Vote Score: 2 Pastafarianists
Nomination: Anonymous Human (talk) 16:43, 17 July 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nomination and For Uncyclopedia at its best. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Anonymous Human (talk) 16:43, 17 July 2025 (UTC)
  2. 【Ｉ　ＷＡＮＴ　ＴＯ　ＢＥＬＩＥＶＥ】 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:21, 17 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Ineligible for VFP because the image doesn't seem to be original. user:alulauser talk:alula 00:53, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Seclorum.jpg (history, logs)

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The United States has officially declared Pastafarianism as its national religion. From today, all notes will features images of His Noodliness.

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Vote Score: 2.5 Pastafarianists
Nomination: Anonymous Human (talk) 14:09, 30 June 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Nomination and For Uncyclopedia at its best. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Anonymous Human (talk) 14:13, 30 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. wonderful!! ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍌banana for you! (talk)❄️ 01:42, 5 July 2025 (UTC)
2.5. Symbol for vote.svg Half for  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:58, 14 July 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

I don't know if it meets the requirements, so if not, please remove it. Anonymous Human (talk) 14:18, 30 June 2025 (UTC)

You're right, it doesn't. user:alulauser talk:alula 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

Hjknk.l78.png (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: 🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:55, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 12:05, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Pet play2.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: 🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:18, 15 May 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 12:04, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Easyasdell.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: 2603:7000:9801:9E18:598D:2EA4:A9C7:A07C (talk) 23:42, 20 February 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 12:04, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Image from the 2019 Funny Awards (history, logs)

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Mario decides you are not worthy

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Vote Score: -2
Nomination: NotRandomGamerGuy (talk) 04:50, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Nah. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:59, 11 February 2022 (UTC)
  2. Against -- The Zombiebaron 12:04, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Spongebob invites you to kill yourself (history, logs)

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Sprinkler box gives you a one way ticket to hell

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Vote Score: -1
Nomination: NotRandomGamerGuy (talk) 20:51, 3 December 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Follows all How To Be Funny and Not Just Stupid guidelines, and also is funny. SomeStupidUser (talk) 04:17, 4 December 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Not a joke. -- The Zombiebaron 16:41, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png RE:Zombibaron WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:58, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

Garfield as a "REAL BOY" (history, logs)

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Garfield as a "REAL BOY"

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Vote Score: -3 real boys
Nomination: Sonicfan123mania (talk) 17:37, 22 November 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too JPEG-y. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 14:57, 3 June 2022 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 16:33, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png RE:Zombiebaron WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:00, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

Allah (history, logs)

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Allah

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Vote Score: -1 Muslims
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 21:20, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. I love it. Willy on wheels (talk) 21:20, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. I do not love it. -- The Zombiebaron 16:28, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png RE:Zombiebaron WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:01, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

The vaccine for COVID-19 of Nazi Germany (history, logs)

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Fashionably late, Nazi Germany also issued its own vaccine against COVID-19! Hurry up to get vaccinated (intended mainly for at-risk groups such as Jews, gypsies, Muslims, dark-skinned people and other indigenous peoples)!

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Vote Score: -6000000 Jews
Nomination: מהשתגיד • סיבה למסיבה • 🙂 09:08, 7 July 2021 (UTC) User:Breh
For Votes: 1
  1. מהשתגיד • סיבה למסיבה • 🙂 09:08, 7 July 2021 (UTC) User:Breh
Against Votes: 6000001
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. The image isn't funny. -- The Zombiebaron 16:27, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
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Acne (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -2
Nomination: TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 00:05, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
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No for votes

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  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. This is just a picture of the word ACNE. -- The Zombiebaron 16:23, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png RE:Zombiebaron WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 05:01, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

Rasputin.v.Stalin.jpg (history, logs)

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Rasputin

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Nomination: Apookykorah (talk) 16:50, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Weak for Eh, it tolerable. Plus it only has a very small chance of showing , so I am ok with this being a main page feature.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:13, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Just a screen-grab of Epic Rap Battles of History. Not particularly funny, either. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:48, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Should probably be disqualified on the grounds that it is not original content. -- The Zombiebaron 16:19, 23 December 2021 (UTC)

40-year-old-spartan.jpg (history, logs)

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Obviously a parody of "The 40 Year Old Virgin," and a pretty funny looking one, at that.

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Nomination: WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:18, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Better late than never, indeed. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:18, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 16:15, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
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Abstain I do not get it but its kinda funny.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:14, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

Pixelgun1.jpg (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -0.5 rifle
Nomination: Boredom King V2.0 (talk) 13:59, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This could honestly be funny. - Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:18, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 11:30, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Half Against. Would be funnier if the guns behind the guy were pixelated as well. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:59, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia top 10 logo of 2020. (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -1 10s
Nomination: Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:04, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Used on Top 10s, enough to feature on it's own. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:04, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 11:30, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Nah. It's just a logo, nothing really hilarious. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:56, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

If you have ever wondered how we get our clients. (history, logs)

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If you have ever wondered how we get our clients.

If you have ever wondered how we get our clients.

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Vote Score: -1.5
Nomination: שלום עליכם * סיבה למסיבה * אין לכם מושג מה כתוב פה, הא? 18:53, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. שלום עליכם * סיבה למסיבה * אין לכם מושג מה כתוב פה, הא? 20:19, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Against -- The Zombiebaron 11:30, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Nah. I don't get it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:58, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Half Against This could be funny, but WohMi and Zombiebaron have concerns. Not great. Sorry. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:22, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I don't get it. Also if you don't vote "for" on your nomination, people may skip it. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:53, 1 March 2021 (UTC) Striking, moving to half against after hearing from two other users. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:22, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
    See, the joke is that the NHS gets their clients by wounding them.. שלום עליכם * סיבה למסיבה * אין לכם מושג מה כתוב פה, הא? 20:19, 1 March 2021 (UTC)

Seclorum.jpg (history, logs)

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The United States has officially declared Pastafarianism as its national religion. From today, all notes will features images of His Noodliness.

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Vote Score: 2.5 Pastafarianists
Nomination: Anonymous Human (talk) 14:09, 30 June 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Nomination and For Uncyclopedia at its best. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Anonymous Human (talk) 14:13, 30 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. wonderful!! ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 01:42, 5 July 2025 (UTC)
2.5. Symbol for vote.svg Half for  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:58, 14 July 2025 (UTC)
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I don't know if it meets the requirements, so if not, please remove it. Anonymous Human (talk) 14:18, 30 June 2025 (UTC)

You're right, it doesn't. user:alulauser talk:alula 00:54, 18 July 2025 (UTC)

dutertic.png (history, logs)

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Nomination: Noof al Maadeed (talk) 07:49, 8 August 2025 (UTC)
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Failed. Doesn't seem to be an original image. user:alulauser talk:alula 18:26, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Jetdryeronfire.jpg (history, logs)

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Nomination: 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 18:12, 20 August 2025 (UTC)
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Failed because the image doesn't seem original. user:alulauser talk:alula 19:54, 20 August 2025 (UTC)

Vaccine for COVID-19.png (history, logs)

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Nomination: 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:33, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Doctors suck, am I right!!! (𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:33, 18 September 2025 (UTC))

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Corona jokes in 2025, are you serious? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:13, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:18, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
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Failed. Uhm, i don't have anything else to say, it's just straight up failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 15:56, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Chess rabbi.jpg (history, logs)

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Nomination: 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:25, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

This is funny! I just wish that people were nicer to the Jews, it ain't their fault Palestine is throwing gang bombs at them. (𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:25, 18 September 2025 (UTC))

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Failure. user:alulauser talk:alula 15:57, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Hitlerfish.PNG (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -4
Nomination: 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:20, 21 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Just Yes – Preceding unsigned comment added by 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk • contribs)

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  • This is about as well drawn as my own fish drawing, which is a pretty low bar. Also i don't see what's funny with Hitler being a fish. user:alulauser talk:alula 23:55, 21 August 2025 (UTC)

No Yes'nt. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:43, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Focus on quality. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:48, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. my dog can draw better than this, and i don't have a dog. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:52, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. just plain terrible ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍉watermelon for you! (talk)❄️ 06:01, 10 September 2025 (UTC)
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Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 15:59, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Hitlerbear.png (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -3
Nomination: 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 13:18, 21 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

This is basically the greatest thing ever - Sal, Murr, and Q – Preceding unsigned comment added by 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk • contribs)

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Failed. user:alulauser talk:alula 16:00, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

Fiberglass insulation slippers.jpeg (history, logs)

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$67.99!? Now that’s a steal!

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Nomination: Soviet (talk) 13:15, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
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Soviet (talk) 13:15, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

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Failed because the image isn't original. user:alulauser talk:alula 22:53, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

META Capybara Model XM-1 But I broke something else and had to fix it.png (history, logs)

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Vote Score: -4.5
Nomination: Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:18, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Now capybaras are not real!? Emicraft :P 22:23, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:27, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. hi 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:57, 16 April 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. 20:31, 15 July 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 20:31, 26 September 2024 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:01, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
  6. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. I'm Hatsune Miku! Let's we sing! 03:53, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  7. Symbol helicopter.svg wut? dont get the joke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:04, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

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Nomination: Zombieche-vote.png The Wikipedia Hater 13:20, 3 May 2026 (UTC)
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Failed because the image isn't original. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:32, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

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