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whoever put the bot edit thing, go fk yourself. i thought that was normal and turns out its not.
Thanks Alula for not noticing it and removing it bc i had no idea what it even was or even how to get rid of those lmao
you'd think i know how to edit the source page better but you'd be hella wronggggg i'm stupid as hellllll and usually just copy templates straight into the edit page rather than step foot, (mmm feet), in the edit source page. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MK (talk • contribs)
Honestly, hats off to you. Great article there. I left some comments there to show how you can improve, but great spot. Maybe I'll even feature it if I add some more content to that article. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:44, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
Love what you did for the pictures for Boston Celtics, but maybe that bad day for Boston could have Larry Bird's face on it? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:57, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
completely forgot to mention the Jesus should have been him, but it may have gotten even funnier Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
you don't need to create a separate template just so it doesn't add all its code whenever you sign. all you need is to tick the box in your preferences page that says "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)". and if you already have that ticked, then all you'd need is to not have it as with the word "SUBST" before the name of the template (as that makes it substitute rather than simply transclude) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
i thin kim genuinely braindead, couldnt make heads or tails of it and it seemed very simple. even begged chatgpt to do it for me but it logged itself out. Perhaps i was dropped on my head as a child. I thinkkkkkkk the multiple lines of css was being seen as a very naughty move by the preference page, and when combined into a single line obv it stopped working altogether. It constatnly shoved the 'SUBST:' in no mater what i changed, and its still in there as of right now (ffs). Just gonna revert it to something simple to save everyone the trouble of scrolling thru 10 pages of css LucynaKushinada(-sent from the moon) 23:54, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
you could also do: {{nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} (without the nowikis) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:57, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
that's what I tried, and something just wasn't working. tried copy pasting that too and its STILL tossing in the SUBST: doesnt even work with the current super simple signature, but at least theres way less code! just keeps changing it to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} dont wanna burn yalls time tho, its totally ok! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 00:02, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
fun fact: it just worked. check inside the source code of this talk page, of the message you sent above this message, and you'll see that it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:09, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Oh i meant the css-laden version. it won't link properly, whereas this reverted version, while it still doesn't show up properly (per lionmaster's tutorial) in the preference page, (see: SUBST; forcefully appearing regardless of what i add or remove), it does work out in the end on the source code everywhere it was typed, which still confuses me as to why the css version didn't. I did the same exact thing for both buuuuut who knows. Im not gonna question it if its working rn tho. I think a part of the code being plastered ALL over was due to me failing to properly use the '~ ~ ~ ~' signature vs the {{User:MK/sig}}. a lesson learned hopefully, and much appreciated for the help!! yall are the best. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:46, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Thank you for the vote for the Frodo article. I already edited much but it's a lost cause at this point. I sometimes forget that while things can't be too short (more than two sentences) but that's probably optional, things being long are definitely not going to survive. It boggles my mind that my Aragorn article actually got through a VFH. It's a good thing I never entertained the idea of VFH of my Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla page. The plot is a Japanese riff off a Japanese convoluted script. Yes, of course I'm making fun of it but - you know, it's Godzilla. Thanks again. Nacky (talk) 18:21, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
what works and what doesn't work never really makes sense on here imo, I had thought that the longer the better but maybe there's a "sweet spot." Trying to balance comedy with reality is mildly tricky when the 'rules' are generally up to the feelings of others. Most articles on here will never see the light of vfh, but we readers still appreciate the effort! Cheers. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 11:35, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
I published Good One because I needed that clip, for the gags that use it, or may use it in future. He thought that was a Good One. I got the old ICU tag. I had to put another paragraph in there to keep it from being huffed. Then I ended up getting a tag saying how weird it is. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Gergdown understands the struggle, and it's nice that others do too. Frodo; the hard-nosed business hobbit who's hell bent on revenge. That should be included. You think? It's a Good One. Nacky (talk) 19:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
I've been here only a few months, but these few have been amazing. Lots of laughs, 5 featured articles, YANKEES SUCK, and so much more.
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A fewoldones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins. As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
inch resting, i think i saw one of their videos years ago and it was just reading r/funny reddit posts but looks like its expanded a lot now. tragically unrelated to me but that was my nickname for a while (coulda been worse imo) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 07:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
dammit stupid mobile edit saved before i changed the format MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 07:03, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
another person for the club of Uncyclopedians who have nothing to do with similarly named yubtubpeople --DameFish on skatesCUN 19:50, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
damn, Gerg is mad famous! Turbs needs to get his money up. also Merry Christmas MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 20:10, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
i uhhhh, um.... aestheticized it!!!! :3 (by aestheticized, MK and all her signatories related would like to formally explain that it was 5.8% an accident and 94.2% intentional, however, all responsibility for this heinous act of self-inflicted vandalism including text style abuse, font color abuse, #css abuse, and template abuse, will be placed onto the "NY Yankees" or the "New York Yankees") MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 00:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
wow that IS impressive(ly bad). but in my defense, i thinkkkk my userpage looks foul mostly because the userboxes and such simply wont behave when told where to sit on the page. the papyrus font and colors were just a uh, side effect... MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 04:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I... tried... to fix it. Note: the only CSS tags we have here are <div> and <span>. Also, some of the comments were missing asterisks (*) which is why some of the CSS didn't work. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Much appreciated gerg. Could just be it's beyond the capabilities of wikitext... I keep mixing it up with html unfortunately and getting wild ideas. I'll keep poking at it, but man its tough to even work on when it keeps blocking the entire edit page lmao. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
im really not sure, i think i accidentally saved my page twice in quick succession or it didnt like me adding captions to my image gallery... i'll try to be less carefree with the saves. as for the talk page... uhhhhhhhhh (insert generic excuse) thanks for the unblock tho!!!!!! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
you're welcome :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
well... i almost did it... @DaniPine3: i'm going to try to actually do it, mind unblocking me if it happens? GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 15:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Don't worry, i disabled the filter. Just goes to show what happens when i try to write them. 17:18, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins.Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
Biopic
Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
am i allowed to be in the uncyclopedia game thing?[edit source]
I am a user that exists and I saw your cool art on fish's page and do you think I could be a card? pretty please? I'm not exactly well known, although maybe I'm trying too hard to be known, but maybe that's my thing? I dunno. I am a big fan of MTG though. Deemox (talk) 18:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
yeah, for sure! I'm guessing based off your userpage you would be a black chess pawn? I'll def make you one once my laziness bout subsides... also, don't worry about feeling like you're trying to 'get known', just keep editing, writing, participating, etc., and it comes pretty naturally. (or alternatively go wild in places like LPTEW or the ASWOBAAT series, that'll get you caught up with 50% of the current users real fast) :3
I DO make use of the in-built features inside photoshop (using either nanobanana pro or firefly 3) to get rid of text, watermarks, to help blend edges when im lazy, and to remove backgrounds or image subjects, but in general its just straight up stealing from existing MTG cards (i google "cool mtg card art" and just download a bunch), and then layer random cutouts, lots of smear tooling, and heavy utilization of the neural filters (specifically the 'harmonize' option). Afterwards, i go to the filter gallery to add artistic filters, and those are the real cheats becuase they unify the entire image with one click and make it look cartoony, or realistic, or what have you. All the cards so far are more or less 1:1 copies of cards that already exist on the MTGcardsmith website that i just yoinked for the good of Uncyclopedia. And if it's still really trash, there's always the option to beg an AI to "make it blend better" but i only fell for that in Turb0's early version of his card MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:51, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
it not AS complicated as it sounds, it took a bit to get the idea rolling, but once the character is chosen its just a matter of having fun with it: like so (the guy is stolen from DeviantArt and image traced in Illustrator teehee:
especially in the case of ones like DaniPine's card, the vector trace tool in Illustrator takes whatever slop i cobbled together in photoshop and makes it look like a really high quality hand drawn piece. For that one, i just slapped a png of a pine tree down, slapped a png of some roots, the uncyclopedia logo, a png of some glowy stuff on the base, and a generic background. A quick blur filter and cutout style filter, export, and then image trace in illustrator + the auto color tool to make it all look like it was natural. dirty, underhanded and sneaky, but dammit im lazy and I'm not going to spend more than 15 minutes photoshopping anythingMKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 04:27, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
How about I could be Deemox, confusing cartographer? I'm currently working on a map of make it to Ketchikan. Deemox (talk) 15:01, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
solid name choice, i'll remember that (i've got a giant to-do list but I'll get there eventually, i promise!!!) also, saw the map, thats super impressive... my attention span wouldn't hold for long enough to do that. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:03, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
oh believe me, mine barely holds. I have to take a break like every half hour to do random bullshit. Deemox (talk) 18:24, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
actively burning brain cells for the betterment of Uncyclopedia! you're a better man than me (and not even because im not a man (RIP to my dreams of helicoptering 'it')) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:40, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
ha, well, i'm barely a man, so there's that. Deemox (talk) 16:33, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
yes and no at the same time
favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
could you potatochop the Turb0 irl pic with it holding the WOTY trophy like the fuckin' stanley cup? once PF4eva gets around to making it, of course SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 19:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
is there a guide on how to change your user, like how you display your name as lucy instead of MK, and is there a guide to general formatting of one's user page, doing things like hiding their username, your userpage looks like a scizophrenic vomited all their autistic interests over the screen, and I'm very jealous.
yeah! for the signature (and bc im to lazy to beg the admins to change my name), you'll need to make a new page with the name (in your case) User:Therealcmack/sig (sig can be sig1, sig2, sigX, sigY, whatever you want it to be. doesn't even have to BE sig, but that makes it easy). It'll turn into {{User:Therealcmack/sig}}. Mine is: User:MK/sig. Then, I'd advise going to look at some people's signatures to see how they did it with HTML. (NOTE: on any page, you can go to 'edit source' or 'view source' to look at the code behind it all, just be wary not to change anything if it's not yours). Go to User:Fish on skates/sig/impersonations, she has a TON of everyone's signatures twisted to fit her name (for comedic purposes). then you'll go up to your preferences, and on the first page there's a section called SIGNATURE, with a box under it. Check "treat signature as WikiText." then you type in: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Therealcmack/sig|[[User:Therealcmack]]}}. User:L10nM4st3r/Making large signatures this is an article by one of the best coders on this site, its a good read if you're going to make a complicated signature, and helps explain how to do the signature in preferences. REMEMBER: the "sig" has to match whatever page name you made yours as (ie sig1, sig2, whatever). and last but not least, ALWAYS end any comment anywhere by tping in 4 enyes... enyas? like so: ~~~~ i can help with other questions too, like for my page, its mostly CSS styling to make it look like that. go to my page, hit view or edit source, and take a look, it should make some sense if you have at least a light understanding of css or html. I'd also advise going to [[1]], its a super useful course on css and html and will give you a solid base. Sorry if this is a huge ramble, i can go part by part if you want, or you can hit up L10n himself, he's far more skilled at all this than me. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:33, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Therealcmack/sig{{SUBST:!}}[[User:Therealcmack]]}} is what the signature field would be --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 15:17, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
pulled it off, thank you very much. Ryan Gosling 15:41, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
In an attempt to bypass his ban, Teh Epik Duck told Alula
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name(wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
(insert muscleman style celebration) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! also congrats on your own big win MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:51, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
why was I not alerted that masterpiece existed? I put it on my user page if that's alright. but seriously, thank you. I usually don't get recognition for anything in my life it seems like. it means a lot to me. Deemox (talk) 20:02, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
No idea, probably bc I was too lazy to update the UTCG talk page. You're welcome to do whatever you want with it. Glad you like it! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 23:43, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
If you want, my bot can bypass what ever DaniPine3 did. Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 21:44, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
oh he just swapped it with random stuff, all the edit buttons are currently back online so its easily "fixed", im still fighting with my editnotice in an attempt to block visual editor but it might be a losing battle haha, visual editor might be unpreventable (which is good to know in some ways) thanks tho!!!! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 21:46, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Shouldn't be the grue for the fenris card? also, where did the whole "bananafied" come from? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:19, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
"for the UTCG, i need some sort of, well... something... to represent you. Are you the grue on your user page? a banana? I keep thinking its shabadoo from the simpsons, but that doesn't sound right... FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 13:58, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
"I used to be most commonly referred to by the banana on my talkpage. But the grue is also cool. Whatever fits with your aesthetic will work. Looking forward to seeing these!!!" ShabiDOO 16:31, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
she kinda left it open ended, if you got another idea lemme hear it! finding people's fursonas or whatever is tricky haha MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 12:22, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
since Shabidoo has written various aricles related to The Aristocrats (like The Peasant's Dilemma and Best aristocrat ever), I was thinking that this user's title should be "Shabidoo the Aristocrat", and then have some depiction of an aristocrat on the card (the grue on the userpage does have a fancy hat, so that might work if you add some monocle to it). also, "she"? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:28, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
ahhh gotcha, that seems like a reasonable plan! perhaps some kind of fancy grue or something, maybe a faceless nobleperson... thx. also no idea, just quoting what ive seen from others, correction taken. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 12:32, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
while I'm at it, I might show you this image I've been doing for ColonelKurtz. it's a still frame of File:Lawrence.gif.gif with Colonel Kurtz (from Apocalypse Now)'s face on it.
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.
It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.
What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
archibe
From The Logs
(spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)
00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)
08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
dangit, i saw the userbox on his page and assumed too much i guess. ill remove that. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 13:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
I've seen you've been adding stuff to the Taylor Swift article[edit source]
in which case, I might redirect you here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: do you mind if I add my vision to your re-editing of the Taylor Swift article? :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:23, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
oh yeah yeah ofc ofc go wild. and sorry for deleting your exiting work there, i mistook it all for the existing AI stuff due to a misread of the history. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl
don't worry, I don't mind :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:27, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
I found this on an archaeological dig[edit source]
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fuckedbaleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors... nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula(it's not very effective...)
11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[Never Heard About It] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
oh, oh,OH!
Where were we?
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“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling time is time!!! Obviously not tie!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:21, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Hello, MK, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a buck/doe/fawn. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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If you need help or are not a deer, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going deer-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 19:33, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
if the template actually worked, I'd oh deer this so bad MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 19:35, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Oh my, that is a very confusing page layout! Perhaps I shall spoof it, or just continue to be lazy and demand that users grovel before me on my talk page to request images. Orrrrrr just spawncamp that page and fulfill new requests... idk MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:18, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
alright, the article's been destroyed improved. anything else wrong? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:02, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
hmmmmm... only one thing left to do!!! QVFD that sucker (jk, it looks nice) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:08, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
I wanted to make that gif the "Oh Deer" template but it was too hard to remove the background from each frame. If someone (hopefully not me) ever feels like roto-scoping every frame of that so it can be turned into ASCII art, I'll replace the jumping deer girl. And to Turb0, idk what, but yeah nom it MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:20, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
some prototyping. not sure the ascii animation will work how i want it to, so may have to settle for a gif (lame) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:40, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: just slapped a high res image of jimbo on it with a bunch of ocean mist pngs, theres also a "4k" verson of this with a larger scale. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 00:46, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
That is so much better, thank you. I didn't see this until now.
Just mentioning your signature kind of violates the signature guidelines because it doesn't clearly identify you but no one cares. Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 01:03, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Oh shoot! Didn't know. That's a tragedy i'll remedy... um... uhhhhhh, soon MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 01:08, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Thanks! By the way, you can also change your username. Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 01:41, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
I would, and probably should, BUT that sounds like a lot of fixing of links that go to my current name. Seems like an unecessary hassle that I can just avoid by doing this MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:40, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
OH I see, thanks for the info. Maybe I'll do that sometime, for now I'll take the easy route MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:35, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Also a tip, if you ever want to ping a user and have them actually get notified, I would suggest in your sig, to add "|[[User:MK]]" to the end, before the closing brackets, as you see in my sig or fish on skate's sig. Reason why explained in User:L10nM4st3r/Making_large_signatures — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
I THINK I followed that correctly back when I made it, I've always gotten a mention notification when pinged at least so it somehow is working. Right now it's {{SUBST:nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:19, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Hand is Hand!!! Obviously not had!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:28, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
my first whale! and its a jimbo one too! should i be impressed? grateful? distressed? you decide! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 01:00, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Holy shit. They actually did it. ColonelKurtz got banned by Alula for "repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc." Following a brief change of the blocking time to 2 hours by DaniPine3, Turb0-Sunrise put that one template on his page, with Soviet moving the old contents to a new page. People started taking his subpages in a process known as "article-trenching".
Aside from that, one of his last acts was voting against on my article on VFH. Soo... you could say it's mixed reactions from ol' Turb0.
For whatever reason, newcomer OrdinaryJoe1234 has been nominated a ton of articles like ChatGPT and Rickrolling. Despite being warned by Shabidoo, he has still continued nominating articles. Because of this, he has earned the nickname "The 2011th Fenris" from Fish on skates just now.
After the purging of the AI articles helped by Gergdown's revolution thingy, people want to do something about AI images. However, everyone has a different opinion. MrX, OPOSSUM, and Noopnurf want to leave the AI images alone, but Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, DaniPine3, MK, and I would like to do something. After a lengthy off-topic conversation on the user talk page of recently banned ColonelKurtz, a forum was created with the title of The Noopstein Files.
15:22 Alula blocked ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (ugh)
20:31, 13 February 2026 DaniPine3 changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (hold on, why infinite? the guy hasn't done anything really bad now)
20:33, 13 February 2026 Alula changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (dani don't bother, this is for his general behavior)
Because this only happens once in a whenever, we here at the USP would like to welcome Deemoxagoard aboard. Fuck. Shit. You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling aboard is aboard!!! Obviously not agoard!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.
Anyways, welcome Deemox. There's cake here somewhere. Depending on if Bill ate it all. Fuck you, Bill.
they do be schmoovin' (also, just put the page name in between double brackets [[ ]] to get it to be linked! I updated it here :3) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:51, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Don't take this too seriously. AtomicAnon just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include Fuck the Dolphins, Go Bills!
Little do you know, I've got the UnSignpost![edit source]
A story that was built, a retrospective on the wildly popular ASBOxAAT series, listed February 22nd, 2026 as the date that L10nM4st3r would make a page called "A story built one advertisement at a time". After some pushing by Fish on skates and Gergdown, the page was made 5 days later. L10n, the geek he is, actually found a way to redirect the main page (yes, THAT main page) to editing the article. MrX and even I found that to be a bit too far, so after some mild craziness, the main page is back to how it is, and MrX may or may not be able to edit it. Don't mind the site notice.
Deemox, the noob that was covered here a few months(?) ago, has now become an extended confirmed user. He has now written around six articles, all of which are very good and you should read them. none of them will crash your computer I promise[citation needed]. they are all very high quality.
what is your opinion about the fact that I am in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
no you're not. i checked.
Does it ever hail in Boston? Because believe it or not, it does in Ventura (Wait, never mind, that was graupel, or maybe sleet.) — OPOSSUM
the last time it did was maybe, 4 years ago?
Does the sun ever set on the Bostonian Empire? — alula
no
Did you know that you're really bad at checking if someone is in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
yes
What do did you do with your life before you joined Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
fuck if i remember
What will you do with your life now that you've joined uncyclopedia? — Gammakid999
fuck if i know
From The Logs
02:35, 20 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, administrator and flood (the dutch will not be happy about this)
01:51, 21 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, flood, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator (dani why did you ask for flood when you very clearly weren't gonna use it for something spammy)
22:30, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 14 hours, 18 minutes and 31 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
22:31, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Soviet with an expiration time of 32 minutes and 2 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
00:19, 2 March 2026 Alula unblocked Fish on skates (right, this block is 14 hours long...)
pfffff the caps suck, everyone around here knows it but won’t admit it. i’m a penguins fan anywayyyyyyy MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 21:51, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
alright alright no need to put salt in the wound, i’ll admit the penguins also aren’t great, (but i like the animal so that’s my reasoning) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 21:55, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
penguins? the animals that got [[Tryptophan synthase]] and then they committed war crimes in your basement? --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 23:29, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of a piece of cheese for that's way too many jeremy bearimies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop that's way too many jeremy bearimies. Thaaanks! ----DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 01:26, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of two pieces of cheese for eating the cheese. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop eating the cheese. Thaaanks! ----DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 01:36, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
what kind of font is that 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:45, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
I've got some science projects at User:MK/sandbox2, just testing the waters of what exactly css and html can do on here (legally!) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 01:48, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
wow, those are some freaky text effects... hold on what do you mean 'legally'? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:54, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
oh law, yeah legal stuff ummmm WOAH
You have been blocked from editing for a period of RUN AWAY for doing nothing illegal. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop doing nothing illegal. Thaaanks! --MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 01:56, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
did you just block yourself? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:58, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
those bums have gone to sleep so I'll just up it to 3 Jeremy Bearimies bc 3 is probably what they would have picked tbh MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:35, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
inevitably there's a 99% chance of a line break in there, but dammit look at that mess there's no way i'm finding anything MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:28, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Gammakid999 has awarded you a cookie! thanks for the new sig (also I'm pretty sure the formatting is good I don't see any issues)
yahhh cookies! thanks! Best of luck with fiddling with that, altho I think we got lucky that it actually works like it does. The previous few iterations kept ending up with your name as Gammkid199 and GBHmAI999 due to bad keyframing and who knows what else... this one was the winner! Not a fan of how the handle animates, but omg i'm taking a fat break from code for a bit...MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl
so I've seen you've updated Deemox's card, but I think you made a typo in there in the last sentence. Also, I was thinking that you could make Codeine's card also be a gif, since the one that is currently used in the article is a lame jpg that was made eons ago and is thus really ugly. You could use this image I've been working on.
Aaaaaaaaaah dammit fk, i see it now. I'll redo codeine's as well, thx for those two MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:09, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
jeez has there never been a femboy user on here before? we're kind of all over the place, seducing men and such. deemox 17:29, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
if ya got a title you'd like, lmk! im far less creative than most people would assume MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:30, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
you're welcome :3 (also, maybe the "remove all vanity" ability could be more suited for a hypotetical card about Codeine's mom...?) also also, I got edi conflicted >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:31, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
oh true true. I was just being lazy and copying Codeine's card word for word as i wasn't sure if that was self made, and didn't want to overwrite them MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:34, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
How about "seducer of deer" deemox 17:36, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
also why are there so many spinning Joe Bidens here? deemox 17:37, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
i know what kind of person you are... uuhhhh and in regards to the spinners, idk. EDIT CONFLICT ME TOO?? MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:39, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
also, check your userpage MK. get vandalized. I see list of "people who have vandalized me" I see that as a challenge. deemox 17:42, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: how abouttttttt something like this (not all of it obviously but some of these:
Abilities: Vandal Hunter: Whenever a creature an opponent controls with the same name as another creature enters the battlefield, exile it. Its controller loses 2 life. Mum's Appeal: At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may donate a card from their hand to you. If they do, you gain 3 life and draw a card. If they don't, exile target nonland permanent they control until end of turn. (Please support Uncyclopedia with your time) SYSOP Authority: {2}{W}{U}, {T}: Exile target creature or artifact an opponent controls. Its controller may pay {3}. If they don't, put that card into your graveyard instead of exile. Draw a card. "My mum asks that you donate your time. I ask that you stop vandalizing. One of us will get our way." -Codeine
sorry codeine, already vandalized. deemox 17:45, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
yeah i saw your edit and i knew what was coming haha. I've got some updates to do to his card, so that'll be adjusted!!! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 17:49, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
I should run for admin. it would be funny. deemox 17:50, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
also you should probably fix your userpage? I don't even know what I did. deemox 17:51, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
how do I even not edit conflict people? Like how is that avoidable? deemox 17:54, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
@Deemox: oh but its how it should be! (also i can roll my userpage back to old versions, so no amount of damage will ever be irreversible, don't worry! go nuts) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:17, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
well, I figured out how to add images. deemox 18:23, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
your userpage is now my userpage. deemox 19:09, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
excellent, i'll make one for her too! thx MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 23:08, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
so I wanted to make another artwork for a different card, and I decided to make one for that Mr-ex777 user. I was originally going to only spend some minutes for a quick gag. What I ended making took me way more than I should've spent in this stupid thing.
@Gammakid999: I just made it more realistic, but the original image is in Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex. and if you want to keep a clean search history, just use private navigation. (also, I can assure you the original article's image isn't traumatising, as it was made in MS Paint and isn't really realistic) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:04, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
holy sheet, and i thought i knew photoshop! thats genuine art right there. also what the heeeellll are those articles lmao, im dead MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:06, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
thx :3 if you want to see more articles like that, you can have a look at this category I made solely to list all of them that are in this wiki: Category:Mr-ex777 having sex 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:03, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
WHERE DA HEQ MY UNSIGNPOST? i pay and pay and pay for the news, and it never gets delivered! kids these days, they dont understand the value of hard work. in MY day you delivered the newspaper for a penny a year and you got hit by Mr. Deering's baseball bat for delivering it 3 minutes late! GAH! some lazibum is behind this no doubt... MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:26, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
lazibum you say? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:03, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
another bearimy will be added for this crime!* but just to be sure I'll check the other potential offender... @Fish on skates: you forgot to send my UnSignpost??? :( *potentially MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 12:44, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
March 18th, 2026 • Issue #246 • It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERM- oh. It's just the UnSignpost. Go home, everybody.Current issue • Archives • Press Room
BREAKING NEWS! A new project is sweeping the realmstate closet we broadcast out of! That's right, The UnHistory book is a thing! Right now we're still in the "pinging every single old person we can think of" stage (see biopic below), but it's gonna be pretty cool. At least, that's what I think. After all, as Shakespeare once said, "Quoting people is fun!"
It has been... a while... but the goofiness has hit the towers of Uncyclopedia and like three other social media sites. Double-whammy as it was created September 11th. This is DEFINITELY not Gerg assploding after six months of soft labour! Will it BREAK YOUR RAISIN-SIZED BRAIN? Fuck, you didn't even HAVE a brain before you wanna play this shitty mod!
Honestly I'm not even gonna DARE add any more context. For those anti-youngings (oldlings) reading this, interacting with the Priest Goofball mod is as dangerous as having an erection in Chernobyl.
MK is making some cool new sigs! Ones that jump, ones that spin, ones that hit you with a car, ones that gamble, and ones that do other shit! Some have sound, even! In addition to this, MK has been making other cool CSS creations, and even made my sig!
Biopic
Codeine, your anti-drug, is still around apparently. You never know who might be lurking in the shadows. You never know who's gonna poke out of the shadows and then go right back in again because the shadows are decidedly comfy, or come back from a monthly month-long hiatus for a soda and some minor edits, or explore the old corridors and see if they still smell like they used to.
Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? — AtomicAnon
yuppers
From The Logs
01:08, 10 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (for edit conflicting me in Forum:Last person to edit wins >:[)
00:16, 16 March 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 00:44, 20 June 3023 (account creation disabled) (The cabal wishes it)
00:20, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (two can play this game... >:])
00:23, 16 March 2026 Alula unblocked Alula (this is uncyclopedia. there are no games to be played here. except the priest goofball mod)
00:29, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 unblocked DaniPine3 (goofball mod tomorrow)
I am the LaziBum behind this and will take full responsibility for this oversight. I will be eagerly awaiting any sea creatures thrown at me. --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 12:47, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
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