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whoever put the bot edit thing, go fk yourself. i thought that was normal and turns out its not. Thanks Alula for not noticing it and removing it bc i had no idea what it even was or even how to get rid of those lmao

you'd think i know how to edit the source page better but you'd be hella wronggggg i'm stupid as hellllll and usually just copy templates straight into the edit page rather than step foot, (mmm feet), in the edit source page. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MK (talk • contribs)

Pee Reviewed your article

Honestly, hats off to you. Great article there. I left some comments there to show how you can improve, but great spot. Maybe I'll even feature it if I add some more content to that article. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:44, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
• Editing The scientifically biggest page possible (Be carful with that one.)

If you have any questions, slap Bad Motherfucker with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:57, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

this was a bit preemptive, but it still stands. Congrats. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 13:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

this brings great honor to the ancestors and my cow. Many thanks. MK (talk) 14:08, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

Wow

Love what you did for the pictures for Boston Celtics, but maybe that bad day for Boston could have Larry Bird's face on it? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:57, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

done and done, it should update eventually. Lucyna K

completely forgot to mention the Jesus should have been him, but it may have gotten even funnier Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

the bird has been elevated to deity. Lucyna K

one could say he's a flyin' bird Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:17, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

your cousin FROM BOSTON

i would like to help with that new article of yours Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:44, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

bet, should i move it from my sandbox or what Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon) 16:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

get some images, then do it Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

kk tis up. lot of defaming of the dead to be done! Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon) 17:08, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

signature

you don't need to create a separate template just so it doesn't add all its code whenever you sign. all you need is to tick the box in your preferences page that says "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)". and if you already have that ticked, then all you'd need is to not have it as with the word "SUBST" before the name of the template (as that makes it substitute rather than simply transclude) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

if you're confused, read this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:19, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

i thin kim genuinely braindead, couldnt make heads or tails of it and it seemed very simple. even begged chatgpt to do it for me but it logged itself out. Perhaps i was dropped on my head as a child. I thinkkkkkkk the multiple lines of css was being seen as a very naughty move by the preference page, and when combined into a single line obv it stopped working altogether. It constatnly shoved the 'SUBST:' in no mater what i changed, and its still in there as of right now (ffs). Just gonna revert it to something simple to save everyone the trouble of scrolling thru 10 pages of css Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 23:54, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

you could also do: {{nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} (without the nowikis) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:57, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

that's what I tried, and something just wasn't working. tried copy pasting that too and its STILL tossing in the SUBST: doesnt even work with the current super simple signature, but at least theres way less code! just keeps changing it to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} dont wanna burn yalls time tho, its totally ok! Lucyna K 00:02, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

fun fact: it just worked. check inside the source code of this talk page, of the message you sent above this message, and you'll see that it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:09, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Oh i meant the css-laden version. it won't link properly, whereas this reverted version, while it still doesn't show up properly (per lionmaster's tutorial) in the preference page, (see: SUBST; forcefully appearing regardless of what i add or remove), it does work out in the end on the source code everywhere it was typed, which still confuses me as to why the css version didn't. I did the same exact thing for both buuuuut who knows. Im not gonna question it if its working rn tho. I think a part of the code being plastered ALL over was due to me failing to properly use the '~ ~ ~ ~' signature vs the {{User:MK/sig}}. a lesson learned hopefully, and much appreciated for the help!! yall are the best. Lucyna K 02:46, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for the vote for the Frodo article. I already edited much but it's a lost cause at this point. I sometimes forget that while things can't be too short (more than two sentences) but that's probably optional, things being long are definitely not going to survive. It boggles my mind that my Aragorn article actually got through a VFH. It's a good thing I never entertained the idea of VFH of my Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla page. The plot is a Japanese riff off a Japanese convoluted script. Yes, of course I'm making fun of it but - you know, it's Godzilla. Thanks again. Nacky (talk) 18:21, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

what works and what doesn't work never really makes sense on here imo, I had thought that the longer the better but maybe there's a "sweet spot." Trying to balance comedy with reality is mildly tricky when the 'rules' are generally up to the feelings of others. Most articles on here will never see the light of vfh, but we readers still appreciate the effort! Cheers. Lucyna K 11:35, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

I published Good One because I needed that clip, for the gags that use it, or may use it in future. He thought that was a Good One. I got the old ICU tag. I had to put another paragraph in there to keep it from being huffed. Then I ended up getting a tag saying how weird it is. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Gergdown understands the struggle, and it's nice that others do too. Frodo; the hard-nosed business hobbit who's hell bent on revenge. That should be included. You think? It's a Good One. Nacky (talk) 19:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Coagulations!

You now have a featured article! just 91 more and you'll have the most! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:34, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, you bastards

01:31, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

mkay

there's a youtuber (well, group of youtubers) called EmKay --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:55, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

inch resting, i think i saw one of their videos years ago and it was just reading r/funny reddit posts but looks like its expanded a lot now. tragically unrelated to me but that was my nickname for a while (coulda been worse imo) Lucyna K 07:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

dammit stupid mobile edit saved before i changed the format Lucyna K 07:03, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

another person for the club of Uncyclopedians who have nothing to do with similarly named yubtub people --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:50, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

damn, Gerg is mad famous! Turbs needs to get his money up. also Merry Christmas Lucyna K 20:10, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: should i make a userbox for people like us Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:55, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

sure --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:11, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

enjoy

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

chocolate chip! my favorite! thanks dame fish-on-skates :3 Lucyna K 00:31, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

WHAT DID YOU DO

WHY IS YOUR USERPAGE HELL Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 00:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

i uhhhh, um.... aestheticized it!!!! :3 (by aestheticized, MK and all her signatories related would like to formally explain that it was 5.8% an accident and 94.2% intentional, however, all responsibility for this heinous act of self-inflicted vandalism including text style abuse, font color abuse, #css abuse, and template abuse, will be placed onto the "NY Yankees" or the "New York Yankees") Lucyna K 00:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

At least it's better than Teh Epik Duck's userpage --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:31, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

wow that IS impressive(ly bad). but in my defense, i thinkkkk my userpage looks foul mostly because the userboxes and such simply wont behave when told where to sit on the page. the papyrus font and colors were just a uh, side effect... Lucyna K 04:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

idea: do that thing WohMi did with his talk page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 05:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

interesting! most unique. i'll play around with that Lucyna K 15:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

don't tell alula and dani what you did here Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 15:52, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

this is because they're the same person --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:17, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Holy moly

This has to be in the top 10 talk pages! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:53, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

first it would have to be featured --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:46, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Linksys

I... tried... to fix it. Note: the only CSS tags we have here are <div> and <span>. Also, some of the comments were missing asterisks (*) which is why some of the CSS didn't work. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Much appreciated gerg. Could just be it's beyond the capabilities of wikitext... I keep mixing it up with html unfortunately and getting wild ideas. I'll keep poking at it, but man its tough to even work on when it keeps blocking the entire edit page lmao.
Lucyna K 03:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

What the hell happened?

How did you get blocked by the abuse filter? also what is going on with this talkpage 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:39, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@Abuse filter: care to explain yourself? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:40, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

im really not sure, i think i accidentally saved my page twice in quick succession or it didnt like me adding captions to my image gallery... i'll try to be less carefree with the saves. as for the talk page... uhhhhhhhhh (insert generic excuse) thanks for the unblock tho!!!!!! Lucyna K 15:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you're welcome :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

BWEHEHEHE this is going in the unsignpost General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:50, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

well... i almost did it... @DaniPine3: i'm going to try to actually do it, mind unblocking me if it happens? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Don't worry, i disabled the filter. Just goes to show what happens when i try to write them. 17:18, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: what were you trying to do --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:26, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Make an abuse filter, clearly. It just so happens that this isn't something i'm particularly good at 17:28, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

update: i got blocked too --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:30, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

No you did not 17:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

oh ok it looked like that but i guess it was just disallowed --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

offering to take some of my block?

have this

General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

oh hell yeah, i will be drinking this :3 Lucyna K 23:45, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

An UnSignpost did it

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!

January 14, 2026 • Issue #239 • Archives • Press Room

Everybody was here

By Fish on skates
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.

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People have opinions on the Yankees

By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.

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Beat a Dead Shoe contest By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.

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Injoke created and overused, setting new record By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.

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Biopic Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.

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Ask Turb0

• What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
  • i have one, don't i?
• what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
  • i don't have one
• did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
  • no
• do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
  • no

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From The Logs

• 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)
• 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
• Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)

Top VFH Competitors

• Maxipad (3/0)
• Osu! (5.499/2)
• UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute (3/0)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week Microwave oven (5/0)

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From The Forums

• LPTEW, what else is new
• Deltarot solves everything
• Goodbye, unfunny Zork clones
• Is ColonelKurtz losing his mind?

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UnSignpost News Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.

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Quote(s) of the Week

“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”

– Gerg

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:46, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

am i allowed to be in the uncyclopedia game thing?

I am a user that exists and I saw your cool art on fish's page and do you think I could be a card? pretty please? I'm not exactly well known, although maybe I'm trying too hard to be known, but maybe that's my thing? I dunno. I am a big fan of MTG though. Deemox (talk) 18:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, for sure! I'm guessing based off your userpage you would be a black chess pawn? I'll def make you one once my laziness bout subsides... also, don't worry about feeling like you're trying to 'get known', just keep editing, writing, participating, etc., and it comes pretty naturally. (or alternatively go wild in places like LPTEW or the ASWOBAAT series, that'll get you caught up with 50% of the current users real fast) :3

Lucyna K 18:22, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

just curious (not an accusation)

do you use AI for articles, images, etc? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:36, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

I DO make use of the in-built features inside photoshop (using either nanobanana pro or firefly 3) to get rid of text, watermarks, to help blend edges when im lazy, and to remove backgrounds or image subjects, but in general its just straight up stealing from existing MTG cards (i google "cool mtg card art" and just download a bunch), and then layer random cutouts, lots of smear tooling, and heavy utilization of the neural filters (specifically the 'harmonize' option). Afterwards, i go to the filter gallery to add artistic filters, and those are the real cheats becuase they unify the entire image with one click and make it look cartoony, or realistic, or what have you. All the cards so far are more or less 1:1 copies of cards that already exist on the MTGcardsmith website that i just yoinked for the good of Uncyclopedia. And if it's still really trash, there's always the option to beg an AI to "make it blend better" but i only fell for that in Turb0's early version of his card Lucyna K 03:51, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

whew --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:07, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

it not AS complicated as it sounds, it took a bit to get the idea rolling, but once the character is chosen its just a matter of having fun with it: like so (the guy is stolen from DeviantArt and image traced in Illustrator teehee:

Lucyna K 04:15, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

especially in the case of ones like DaniPine's card, the vector trace tool in Illustrator takes whatever slop i cobbled together in photoshop and makes it look like a really high quality hand drawn piece. For that one, i just slapped a png of a pine tree down, slapped a png of some roots, the uncyclopedia logo, a png of some glowy stuff on the base, and a generic background. A quick blur filter and cutout style filter, export, and then image trace in illustrator + the auto color tool to make it all look like it was natural. dirty, underhanded and sneaky, but dammit im lazy and I'm not going to spend more than 15 minutes photoshopping anything Lucyna K 04:27, 21 January 2026 (UTC)