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whoever put the bot edit thing, go fk yourself. i thought that was normal and turns out its not. Thanks Alula for not noticing it and removing it bc i had no idea what it even was or even how to get rid of those lmao
you'd think i know how to edit the source page better but you'd be hella wronggggg i'm stupid as hellllll and usually just copy templates straight into the edit page rather than step foot, (mmm feet), in the edit source page. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MK (talk • contribs)
Pee Reviewed your article[edit source]
Honestly, hats off to you. Great article there. I left some comments there to show how you can improve, but great spot. Maybe I'll even feature it if I add some more content to that article. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:44, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
- Editing The scientifically biggest page possible (Be carful with that one.)
If you have any questions, slap Kippy with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! 
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:57, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- this was a bit preemptive, but it still stands. Congrats.
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 13:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
Wow[edit source]
Love what you did for the pictures for Boston Celtics, but maybe that bad day for Boston could have Larry Bird's face on it? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:57, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
- done and done, it should update eventually.
Lucyna K
- completely forgot to mention the Jesus should have been him, but it may have gotten even funnier Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
- the bird has been elevated to deity. Lucyna K
- one could say he's a flyin' bird Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:17, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
- the bird has been elevated to deity.
- completely forgot to mention the Jesus should have been him, but it may have gotten even funnier Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
- done and done, it should update eventually.
your cousin FROM BOSTON[edit source]
i would like to help with that new article of yours Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:44, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- bet, should i move it from my sandbox or what Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon) 16:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- get some images, then do it Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- kk tis up. lot of defaming of the dead to be done! Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon) 17:08, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- kk tis up. lot of defaming of the dead to be done! Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon)
- get some images, then do it Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- bet, should i move it from my sandbox or what Lucyna Kushinada (on the moon)
signature[edit source]
you don't need to create a separate template just so it doesn't add all its code whenever you sign. all you need is to tick the box in your preferences page that says "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)". and if you already have that ticked, then all you'd need is to not have it as with the word "SUBST" before the name of the template (as that makes it substitute rather than simply transclude) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- if you're confused, read this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:19, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- i thin kim genuinely braindead, couldnt make heads or tails of it and it seemed very simple. even begged chatgpt to do it for me but it logged itself out. Perhaps i was dropped on my head as a child. I thinkkkkkkk the multiple lines of css was being seen as a very naughty move by the preference page, and when combined into a single line obv it stopped working altogether. It constatnly shoved the 'SUBST:' in no mater what i changed, and its still in there as of right now (ffs). Just gonna revert it to something simple to save everyone the trouble of scrolling thru 10 pages of css Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 23:54, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- you could also do: {{nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} (without the nowikis) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:57, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- that's what I tried, and something just wasn't working. tried copy pasting that too and its STILL tossing in the SUBST: doesnt even work with the current super simple signature, but at least theres way less code! just keeps changing it to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} dont wanna burn yalls time tho, its totally ok! Lucyna K 00:02, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- fun fact: it just worked. check inside the source code of this talk page, of the message you sent above this message, and you'll see that it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:09, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- Oh i meant the css-laden version. it won't link properly, whereas this reverted version, while it still doesn't show up properly (per lionmaster's tutorial) in the preference page, (see: SUBST; forcefully appearing regardless of what i add or remove), it does work out in the end on the source code everywhere it was typed, which still confuses me as to why the css version didn't. I did the same exact thing for both buuuuut who knows. Im not gonna question it if its working rn tho. I think a part of the code being plastered ALL over was due to me failing to properly use the '~ ~ ~ ~' signature vs the {{User:MK/sig}}. a lesson learned hopefully, and much appreciated for the help!! yall are the best. Lucyna K 02:46, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- Oh i meant the css-laden version. it won't link properly, whereas this reverted version, while it still doesn't show up properly (per lionmaster's tutorial) in the preference page, (see: SUBST; forcefully appearing regardless of what i add or remove), it does work out in the end on the source code everywhere it was typed, which still confuses me as to why the css version didn't. I did the same exact thing for both buuuuut who knows. Im not gonna question it if its working rn tho. I think a part of the code being plastered ALL over was due to me failing to properly use the '~ ~ ~ ~' signature vs the {{User:MK/sig}}. a lesson learned hopefully, and much appreciated for the help!! yall are the best.
- fun fact: it just worked. check inside the source code of this talk page, of the message you sent above this message, and you'll see that it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:09, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- that's what I tried, and something just wasn't working. tried copy pasting that too and its STILL tossing in the SUBST: doesnt even work with the current super simple signature, but at least theres way less code! just keeps changing it to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} dont wanna burn yalls time tho, its totally ok!
- you could also do: {{nosubst|User:MK/sig|[[User:MK]]}} (without the nowikis) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:57, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
- i thin kim genuinely braindead, couldnt make heads or tails of it and it seemed very simple. even begged chatgpt to do it for me but it logged itself out. Perhaps i was dropped on my head as a child. I thinkkkkkkk the multiple lines of css was being seen as a very naughty move by the preference page, and when combined into a single line obv it stopped working altogether. It constatnly shoved the 'SUBST:' in no mater what i changed, and its still in there as of right now (ffs). Just gonna revert it to something simple to save everyone the trouble of scrolling thru 10 pages of css Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)
Thanks[edit source]
Thank you for the vote for the Frodo article. I already edited much but it's a lost cause at this point. I sometimes forget that while things can't be too short (more than two sentences) but that's probably optional, things being long are definitely not going to survive. It boggles my mind that my Aragorn article actually got through a VFH. It's a good thing I never entertained the idea of VFH of my Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla page. The plot is a Japanese riff off a Japanese convoluted script. Yes, of course I'm making fun of it but - you know, it's Godzilla. Thanks again. Nacky (talk) 18:21, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- what works and what doesn't work never really makes sense on here imo, I had thought that the longer the better but maybe there's a "sweet spot." Trying to balance comedy with reality is mildly tricky when the 'rules' are generally up to the feelings of others. Most articles on here will never see the light of vfh, but we readers still appreciate the effort! Cheers. Lucyna K 11:35, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- I published Good One because I needed that clip, for the gags that use it, or may use it in future. He thought that was a Good One. I got the old ICU tag. I had to put another paragraph in there to keep it from being huffed. Then I ended up getting a tag saying how weird it is. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Gergdown understands the struggle, and it's nice that others do too. Frodo; the hard-nosed business hobbit who's hell bent on revenge. That should be included. You think? It's a Good One. Nacky (talk) 19:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- what works and what doesn't work never really makes sense on here imo, I had thought that the longer the better but maybe there's a "sweet spot." Trying to balance comedy with reality is mildly tricky when the 'rules' are generally up to the feelings of others. Most articles on here will never see the light of vfh, but we readers still appreciate the effort! Cheers.
Coagulations![edit source]
You now have a featured article! just 91 more and you'll have the most! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:34, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:31, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
mkay[edit source]
there's a youtuber (well, group of youtubers) called EmKay --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:55, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
inch resting, i think i saw one of their videos years ago and it was just reading r/funny reddit posts but looks like its expanded a lot now. tragically unrelated to me but that was my nickname for a while (coulda been worse imo) 
Lucyna K 07:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
enjoy[edit source]
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CUN 00:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
WHAT DID YOU DO[edit source]
WHY IS YOUR USERPAGE HELL Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 00:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- i uhhhh, um.... aestheticized it!!!! :3 (by aestheticized, MK and all her signatories related would like to formally explain that it was 5.8% an accident and 94.2% intentional, however, all responsibility for this heinous act of self-inflicted vandalism including text style abuse, font color abuse, #css abuse, and template abuse, will be placed onto the "NY Yankees" or the "New York Yankees") Lucyna K 00:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Holy moly[edit source]
This has to be in the top 10 talk pages! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:53, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Linksys[edit source]
I... tried... to fix it. Note: the only CSS tags we have here are <div> and <span>. Also, some of the comments were missing asterisks (*) which is why some of the CSS didn't work. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- Much appreciated gerg. Could just be it's beyond the capabilities of wikitext... I keep mixing it up with html unfortunately and getting wild ideas. I'll keep poking at it, but man its tough to even work on when it keeps blocking the entire edit page lmao. Lucyna K 03:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
What the hell happened?[edit source]
How did you get blocked by the abuse filter? also what is going on with this talkpage 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:39, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Abuse filter: care to explain yourself? --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 15:40, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- im really not sure, i think i accidentally saved my page twice in quick succession or it didnt like me adding captions to my image gallery... i'll try to be less carefree with the saves. as for the talk page... uhhhhhhhhh (insert generic excuse) thanks for the unblock tho!!!!!! Lucyna K 15:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- you're welcome :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- BWEHEHEHE this is going in the unsignpost
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:50, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- well... i almost did it... @DaniPine3: i'm going to try to actually do it, mind unblocking me if it happens? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- Don't worry, i disabled the filter. Just goes to show what happens when i try to write them.
17:18, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- Don't worry, i disabled the filter. Just goes to show what happens when i try to write them.
- well... i almost did it... @DaniPine3: i'm going to try to actually do it, mind unblocking me if it happens?
- BWEHEHEHE this is going in the unsignpost
- you're welcome :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- im really not sure, i think i accidentally saved my page twice in quick succession or it didnt like me adding captions to my image gallery... i'll try to be less carefree with the saves. as for the talk page... uhhhhhhhhh (insert generic excuse) thanks for the unblock tho!!!!!!
offering to take some of my block?[edit source]
have this
A Bostonian has awarded you some Dirty Water! stealing block time |  |
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
An UnSignpost did it[edit source]
By Fish on skates
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
People have opinions on the Yankees
By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.
Beat a Dead Shoe contest
By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
Injoke created and overused, setting new record
By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
Biopic
Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
- What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
- i have one, don't i?
- what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
- i don't have one
- did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
- no
- do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
- no
From The Logs
- 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)
- 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
- Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
Top VFH Competitors
- Maxipad (3/0)
- Osu! (5.499/2)
- UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute (3/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Microwave oven (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.
Quote(s) of the Week
“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”
– Gerg
Thing of the week #1 Because this is here now
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:46, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
am i allowed to be in the uncyclopedia game thing?[edit source]
I am a user that exists and I saw your cool art on fish's page and do you think I could be a card? pretty please? I'm not exactly well known, although maybe I'm trying too hard to be known, but maybe that's my thing? I dunno. I am a big fan of MTG though. Deemox (talk) 18:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
- yeah, for sure! I'm guessing based off your userpage you would be a black chess pawn? I'll def make you one once my laziness bout subsides... also, don't worry about feeling like you're trying to 'get known', just keep editing, writing, participating, etc., and it comes pretty naturally. (or alternatively go wild in places like LPTEW or the ASWOBAAT series, that'll get you caught up with 50% of the current users real fast) :3
Lucyna K 18:22, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
just curious (not an accusation)[edit source]
do you use AI for articles, images, etc? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:36, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- I DO make use of the in-built features inside photoshop (using either nanobanana pro or firefly 3) to get rid of text, watermarks, to help blend edges when im lazy, and to remove backgrounds or image subjects, but in general its just straight up stealing from existing MTG cards (i google "cool mtg card art" and just download a bunch), and then layer random cutouts, lots of smear tooling, and heavy utilization of the neural filters (specifically the 'harmonize' option). Afterwards, i go to the filter gallery to add artistic filters, and those are the real cheats becuase they unify the entire image with one click and make it look cartoony, or realistic, or what have you. All the cards so far are more or less 1:1 copies of cards that already exist on the MTGcardsmith website that i just yoinked for the good of Uncyclopedia. And if it's still really trash, there's always the option to beg an AI to "make it blend better" but i only fell for that in Turb0's early version of his card Lucyna K 03:51, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- whew --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:07, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- it not AS complicated as it sounds, it took a bit to get the idea rolling, but once the character is chosen its just a matter of having fun with it: like so (the guy is stolen from DeviantArt and image traced in Illustrator teehee: Lucyna K 04:15, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- especially in the case of ones like DaniPine's card, the vector trace tool in Illustrator takes whatever slop i cobbled together in photoshop and makes it look like a really high quality hand drawn piece. For that one, i just slapped a png of a pine tree down, slapped a png of some roots, the uncyclopedia logo, a png of some glowy stuff on the base, and a generic background. A quick blur filter and cutout style filter, export, and then image trace in illustrator + the auto color tool to make it all look like it was natural. dirty, underhanded and sneaky, but dammit im lazy and I'm not going to spend more than 15 minutes photoshopping anything Lucyna K 04:27, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- especially in the case of ones like DaniPine's card, the vector trace tool in Illustrator takes whatever slop i cobbled together in photoshop and makes it look like a really high quality hand drawn piece. For that one, i just slapped a png of a pine tree down, slapped a png of some roots, the uncyclopedia logo, a png of some glowy stuff on the base, and a generic background. A quick blur filter and cutout style filter, export, and then image trace in illustrator + the auto color tool to make it all look like it was natural. dirty, underhanded and sneaky, but dammit im lazy and I'm not going to spend more than 15 minutes photoshopping anything
- it not AS complicated as it sounds, it took a bit to get the idea rolling, but once the character is chosen its just a matter of having fun with it: like so (the guy is stolen from DeviantArt and image traced in Illustrator teehee:
- whew --Dame Fish on skates
idea here[edit source]
How about I could be Deemox, confusing cartographer? I'm currently working on a map of make it to Ketchikan. Deemox (talk) 15:01, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
- solid name choice, i'll remember that (i've got a giant to-do list but I'll get there eventually, i promise!!!) also, saw the map, thats super impressive... my attention span wouldn't hold for long enough to do that. Lucyna K 15:03, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.
MITK song rankings still ongoing
By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
- what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
- archibe
- how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
- yes
- a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
- gimme
- What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
- you had a bot?
- What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
- i dunno
- Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
- yes and no at the same time
- favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
- uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
- 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
- 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
- 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)
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- UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange (1/2)
- Berkelium (4/0)
- Maxipad (3.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Osu! (7.5/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”
Thing of the week #1 Because this is here now
CUN 22:38, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
aw hell yeah[edit source]
could you potatochop the Turb0 irl pic with it holding the WOTY trophy like the fuckin' stanley cup? once PF4eva gets around to making it, of course Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
request from the REAL ryan gosling[edit source]
is there a guide on how to change your user, like how you display your name as lucy instead of MK, and is there a guide to general formatting of one's user page, doing things like hiding their username, your userpage looks like a scizophrenic vomited all their autistic interests over the screen, and I'm very jealous.
- yeah! for the signature (and bc im to lazy to beg the admins to change my name), you'll need to make a new page with the name (in your case) User:Therealcmack/sig (sig can be sig1, sig2, sigX, sigY, whatever you want it to be. doesn't even have to BE sig, but that makes it easy). It'll turn into {{User:Therealcmack/sig}}. Mine is: User:MK/sig. Then, I'd advise going to look at some people's signatures to see how they did it with HTML. (NOTE: on any page, you can go to 'edit source' or 'view source' to look at the code behind it all, just be wary not to change anything if it's not yours). Go to User:Fish on skates/sig/impersonations, she has a TON of everyone's signatures twisted to fit her name (for comedic purposes).
then you'll go up to your preferences, and on the first page there's a section called SIGNATURE, with a box under it. Check "treat signature as WikiText." then you type in: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Therealcmack/sig|[[User:Therealcmack]]}}. User:L10nM4st3r/Making large signatures this is an article by one of the best coders on this site, its a good read if you're going to make a complicated signature, and helps explain how to do the signature in preferences. REMEMBER: the "sig" has to match whatever page name you made yours as (ie sig1, sig2, whatever). and last but not least, ALWAYS end any comment anywhere by tping in 4 enyes... enyas? like so: ~~~~
i can help with other questions too, like for my page, its mostly CSS styling to make it look like that. go to my page, hit view or edit source, and take a look, it should make some sense if you have at least a light understanding of css or html. I'd also advise going to [[1]], its a super useful course on css and html and will give you a solid base. Sorry if this is a huge ramble, i can go part by part if you want, or you can hit up L10n himself, he's far more skilled at all this than me.Lucyna K 14:33, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires
By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Last chance to vote!
By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
Biopic
It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.
- Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
- what the fuck is that
- opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
- see above
- have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
- i attended fenway park
- do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
- yes and no at the same time
- What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
- take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
- What operating system do you use? — Soviet
- one that's better than gerg's
- Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
- yes
From The Logs
- 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
- 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
- 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
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Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT. SHIIIT. GOD DAMN IT!!!”
“I BLEED CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA! OH CANADA!”
– Gergdown
Thing of the week #1 Because this is here now
CUN 20:23, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
corrugations![edit source]
you finally won something worth mentioning!
Writer of the Month January 2026
14:37, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
- (insert muscleman style celebration) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! also congrats on your own big win Lucyna K 14:51, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
holy shit I did not see the art[edit source]
why was I not alerted that masterpiece existed? I put it on my user page if that's alright. but seriously, thank you. I usually don't get recognition for anything in my life it seems like. it means a lot to me. Deemox (talk) 20:02, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- No idea, probably bc I was too lazy to update the UTCG talk page. You're welcome to do whatever you want with it. Glad you like it! Lucyna K 23:43, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Your userpage[edit source]
If you want, my bot can bypass what ever DaniPine3 did. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:44, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- oh he just swapped it with random stuff, all the edit buttons are currently back online so its easily "fixed", im still fighting with my editnotice in an attempt to block visual editor but it might be a losing battle haha, visual editor might be unpreventable (which is good to know in some ways) thanks tho!!!! Lucyna K 21:46, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Shabidoo card[edit source]
Shouldn't be the grue for the fenris card? also, where did the whole "bananafied" come from? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:19, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- "for the UTCG, i need some sort of, well... something... to represent you. Are you the grue on your user page? a banana? I keep thinking its shabadoo from the simpsons, but that doesn't sound right... FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 13:58, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
"I used to be most commonly referred to by the banana on my talkpage. But the grue is also cool. Whatever fits with your aesthetic will work. Looking forward to seeing these!!!" ShabiDOO 16:31, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
she kinda left it open ended, if you got another idea lemme hear it! finding people's fursonas or whatever is tricky hahaLucyna K 12:22, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- since Shabidoo has written various aricles related to The Aristocrats (like The Peasant's Dilemma and Best aristocrat ever), I was thinking that this user's title should be "Shabidoo the Aristocrat", and then have some depiction of an aristocrat on the card (the grue on the userpage does have a fancy hat, so that might work if you add some monocle to it).
also, "she"? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:28, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- since Shabidoo has written various aricles related to The Aristocrats (like The Peasant's Dilemma and Best aristocrat ever), I was thinking that this user's title should be "Shabidoo the Aristocrat", and then have some depiction of an aristocrat on the card (the grue on the userpage does have a fancy hat, so that might work if you add some monocle to it).
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:31, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- That's mildly terrifying! Looks good tho, I'll yoink that into the to-do folder Lucyna K 16:36, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
USP, how about you read?[edit source]
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.
Top 10/XOTY ends
By Turb0-Sunrise
And I fuck everybody over. Let's hit it.
First off, the Top 10 ended up perfectly. Road Rage in first place. Pure greatness.
UOTM ended up great too. 12 for. None against.
And now for the big papi cheese of them all. WOTY.
Won.
BY ME.
MK's user page vandalized
By Fish on skates
It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.
Biopic
This biopic is about the Top 10 Articles of 2025! In case you were living under a rock, here they are, in no particular order: Road Rage, Charlie Kirk, Video essay, Gouverneur Morris, Moccasins, 9-11, Antonio Brown, Uncyclopedia Gold, Analog horror, and An image built one pixel at a time.
- Will Ask Deemox exist? — Deemox
- my magic 8 ball is broken
- On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you that the Pro Football Hall of Fame is moving in the right direction? — MrX
- bullshit
- are you the same person as DaniPine3, Alula, OPOSSUM, L10nM4st3r, and Spike — Fish on skates
- maybe spike (he's from New Hampshire)
- doo yue wawntt 2 hehllp kreeayt noo engilsh — Fish on skates
- how abouht b'wost'n englesh
- What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
- archibe
From The Logs
- (spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)
- 00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)
- 08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
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“i clog up QVFD too much. i should be admin.”
– Turb0-Sunrise on why he should be admin
Thing of the week #1 Because this is here now
CUN 01:09, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
pretty sure[edit source]
that fenris isn't and has never been an admin --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:49, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- dangit, i saw the userbox on his page and assumed too much i guess. ill remove that. Lucyna K 13:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
I've seen you've been adding stuff to the Taylor Swift article[edit source]
in which case, I might redirect you here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- @MK: do you mind if I add my vision to your re-editing of the Taylor Swift article? :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:23, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
I found this on an archaeological dig[edit source]
there's already a card for codeine --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:33, 6 February 2026 (UTC)