User:Abuse filter

Help! I got blocked by the abuse filter!

You probably did one of the following in order to trigger the abuse filter...

Abuse filter blocks
ID	Filter name	Block reason
LSD	LSD ##	You have been automatically blocked per one of our special-purpose Large Shit Dumpyard filters. These filters are meant to target one specific person/vandal at a time. Usually, these blocks are manually inspected to ensure that they are valid; however, if you wish to appeal, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page).
7	Three strikes anti-spam	This filter autoblocks for three months after three "disallowed" spam attempts (that is, non-blocking spam attempts). If you weren't spamming, please contact an admin (by leaving a message containing {{unblock}} on your talk page), in order to have an account created.
11	You bother me.	You named an account too similarly to an existing administrator, bureaucrat or sysadmin on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to register an account, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page), who can get you an account under a different username.
15	Something something	You attempted to create a new page starting with a slash, as in /index.php/User:127.0.0.1 or as in /wiki/Project:AutoWikiBrowser/CheckPage/2. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
29	Long-term Chinese spambots	You created a page matching a variety of spam-specific text, e.g. CHANE1 (as in Chanel), in your own userspace. This abuse filter rule was put in place to prevent a specific type of spammer from being able to vandalize Uncyclopedia. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
44	Specific spam pattern	You created a page containing a url to a very specific spam e-book site, one which starts with "17". Because of the specific nature of this abuse filter rule, a block caused by this filter is not appealable.
52	Baccarat spambots	This filter blocks any page whose title includes the word "baccarat". This is because a shit ton of spambots have been saying this word, which shouldn't have any place on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
61	Acid rain	As a new user or unregistered user, you have created a page mentioning "alkaline water". Alkaline water is a very common topic used by spambots, and as such, you have been automatically blocked. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
62	Search engine optimization spam	As a new user or unregistered user, you have created a page containing "search engine" or "SEO" in its title. Search engine optimization spammers are ubiquitous on the internet, so you were automatically blocked as such. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
63	Ontario car insurance	You created a page with a title containing the following three words: "Ontario", "Car", and "Insurance". A specific group of spammers have been advertising Ontario-specific car insurance here on Uncyclopedia, and as such, you have been blocked in order to prevent spam. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
64	Psychic spammers	You have been blocked because you created a page containing the word "psychic" within its title. This is because many spammers have been advertising psychic pseudoscientific cures to various illnesses and conditions here on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
67	Spambots that use illegal chars	You created a page with a title containing a blacklisted character that is solely used by spambots, under normal circumstances. Because of the nature of this filter, this block is unappealable.
77	Viagra, best served with cyanide	You created a page mentioning Viagra or another erectile dysfunction drug within its title. Viagra spambots are EVERYWHERE, and as such, you have been blocked preemptively. If you wish to be unblocked, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
78	Academic fraud	You created a page mentioning two of several keywords within its title, all related to scholar assignments; examples of keywords include essay. If you were legitimately attempting to create a page that's not attempting to advertise essay ghostwriting services, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
82	Shopping spam GP	You mentioned one of several spambot-specific keywords related to shopping spam whilst creating a page, and have ignored a preceding warning telling you not to go ahead. If you were legitimately attempting to create a page that's not attempting to advertise garbage such as "having your name published onto Wikipedia" services, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
83	Lottery spambots	You mentioned one of several lottery-specific keywords in your page title whilst creating a new page. If you were legitimately attempting to create a page about lotteries that wasn't trying to advertise a given $5,000,000 jackpot, contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
84	Big Brother's Emergency Filter	You were blocked by an emergency-specific filter. If you believe that the filter erroneously blocked you, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
85	Locksmith spam	You were blocked for mentioning locksmiths in a new page, as a new or unregistered user with few edits, whilst writing like a spambot. If you were legitimately attempting to write a funny article about locksmiths, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you. If you were trying to advertise your locksmith service in Brisbane, please fuck off.
89	Random character spam	You were blocked for inserting a blacklisted character, as a new or unregistered user with few edits. If you believe that this was a false positive, please contact an admin (by leaving a message on your talk page) or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.
95	American informant spam	You mentioned a certain "American informant" into your article. If you think this is a false positive, please contact an admin by leaving a message on your talk page or by joining Uncyclopedia's Discord server, who can then unblock you.

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