User talk:Abuse filter
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Gay
Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 01:30, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
Gee, Thanks
I am ever-so appreciative of your work, oh mighty Abuse Filter. Stop those spambots in their tracks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by WohMi (talk • contribs)
- Thanks! Behind the scenes are a variety of Uncyclopedia admins creating ever-so-strict filters to huff out spammers. I think the abuse filter has prevented at least a quarter of a million spam edits, maybe even more. Without it, us admins would need to spend hours on end cleansing spammers instead of writing high-quality articles!
Cassandra (talk) 04:00pm December 17, 2020- ... That's a lot of waterborne bass-fishing poker. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 14:31, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
