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January 2021[edit]

Information icon Welcome to Wikipedia. Thank you for reverting your recent experiment with the page That time I planned to kill your brother during my sojourn to Taco Bell‎ . Please take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. If you would like to experiment further, please use the sandbox instead, as someone could see your edit before you revert it. Gale5050 complain about me! 19:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

... I did? ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:04, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

No, you didn't. Gale5050 is confused. @Gale5050: that was not reverting an "experiment" or "self test", that was a correction to a minor error made when the article was first written almost a month ago. MrX blow me 20:11, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Cool, thanks! Also, I didn't realize I was on Wikipedia. I thought the "CA" and "CO" was confusing enough...---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:13, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, this isn't wikipedia. That template will hopefully soon be fixed or huffed. It's not really something we need here. MrX blow me 20:59, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

User space articles[edit]

Hey WohMi, I saw your comment on Interstate 80 and went ahead and moved it to your user space (I kinda messed it up at first, but I'll spare you the boring, embarrassing details). The article is now titled User:WohMi/Interstate 80. Interstate 80 is now a redirect to the article in your user space. To create a page in your user space, you can type in User:WohMi/newarticlename in the search bar. It'll be a little different from the red link when you search for a non-existent page in the main space. You'll get a message saying "There is currently no text in this page. Would you like to create..." with a blue link. Should be pretty straight forward from there. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:44, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

I disagree with a redirect from Interstate 80, therefore sent the redirect to QVFD. We shouldn't lead casual readers to articles under construction. Also, this means it requires an administrator to move it to main space. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:35, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Not exactly. I don't care if you wanna delete the redirect, but we wouldn't necessarily need an admin to move it to main space. We could just copy and paste everything when it's done. MrX blow me 19:40, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Except that can create attribution issues. You would have to say, in your edit summary, Copied content from User: WohMi/Interstate 80, see that page history for attribution . If that gets deleted, then all attribution is removed. Be very careful, copyright issues are a big issue and persistent editors will have to be blocked. It can place us in real legal jeopardy. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:46, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Actually, Gale5050, you are the one who needs to be very careful with the way you go around acting like you know everything and bringing up things like copyright issues (this is not a copyright issue). As for attribution, the article is in WohMi's userspace. WohMi can simply be the one to paste it over. MrX blow me 19:56, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
If WohMi does it, then yeah, sure. He doesn't need to attribute himself. But it seems likely that it wouldn't be him to do it, at which point, it's a problem. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:04, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Why? It's in WohMi's userspace. It seems likely that WohMi indeed would be the one doing it. MrX blow me 20:07, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
That is true. However, I feel you will be the one to do it, not WohMi. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:08, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Never said that I would, never intended to. WohMi asked if someone else could move the article to his user space, so I did, then I gave him a little more info on the whole thing. MrX blow me 20:10, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Still, isn't it much easier to just move an article rather then paste everything? Also, you completely didn't respond to my 2nd concern, that it would lead readers to articles under construction. Yes, that is a big issue but it would be less of one with this. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:15, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
It's really not a big issue, but like I said, I don't care if the redirect gets deleted. MrX blow me 20:33, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
I go on break for a just a bit and there's a whole ass argument in my Talkspace. @Gale5050:, Feel free to just remove the redirect for now. Don't QVFD my shit, please. Also, I'm not gonna sue you if you copy-paste my shit somewhere. This isn't wikipedia, and I don't care. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:09, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
P.S. Gale, if you're reading this, User talk:Gale5050/Why I didn't support your VFH is a joke. You can QVFD it if you want, but I'm not putting words in your mouth. I even signed my name to it.
WohMi, two things. I didn't put your page up for QVFD, just the unneeded redirect. Second of all, it was also not to lead readers to articles under construction. Third, I know you don't care, but we risk putting Uncyclopedia in legal jeopardy. If you see any copyvios, immediately email an admin to get it revisiondeleted. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:30, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
WohMi, sorry that your talk page keeps getting clogged up with Gale5050’s stupid crap, but I have to respond to this. @Gale5050: there are no copyright issues in that article. I already said it’s fine to delete the redirect, but stop saying that there are legal issues when there are none. This is not the first time you’ve been told about this. MrX blow me 20:39, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Uh huh. May be worth seeing this, this among other things. WP and Uncyclopedia literally use the exact same licence, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Unfortunately, by splitting the edit history, it actually causes attribution issues. Please see this. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:25, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050:, @MrX:, As fun as watching this is, if you two are going to continue to argue over legal bullshit or whatever you guys are talking about, I'd appreciate it if you didn't continue to argue in my talk space. Take it to one of your talk spaces, because I'm tired of getting notifications of you two holding a proxy war in my talk page. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 21:28, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

I agree. In addition, if there is an Uncyclopedia version of an interaction ban, that may be useful as we can’t seem to get along, or maybe we can try to avoid each other without a formal sanction. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:34, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
I moved Interstate 80 in my userspace without leaving a redirect to resolve this issue. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:13, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

Savannah[edit]

hey thanks for critiquing and making sure i did the right thing. i just use the expanded infobox city info to add more stuff to it. but thanks for coming by, im not from there so expect my savannah friend to come by and fact check it. Mississippimoo (talk) 16:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

I'm fine with it. Here on Uncyclopedia, we aren't exactly focused on "Facts." The jokes in there are pretty good. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:55, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Numbered lists[edit]

If you want to make lists numbered, just replace the asterisks with number signs. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:17, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Ah, ok, cool. MrX blow me 00:19, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Xi Jinping[edit]

Hey, you might have seen it anyway, but I figured I'd drop you a line since you contributed to Xi Jinping. I moved it to my user space to avoid deletion, it is now at User:MrX/Xi Jinping. Please feel free to add/change anything in the article. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:33, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Sweet, thanks for the invitation. Xi Jinping is such a large present-day figure, so I'm sure you could make a fantastic article about him. I'll pitch in too. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 00:26, 2 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:22, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:50, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I didn't see it before you sent me this message. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:33, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:36, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition Topic[edit]

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Hey. Ready to dig deep into your creative juices? Your topic for the Happy Monkey Competition is:
Falklands Islands War.
Please write an article on this topic in your userspace/sandbox (if you don't know how to do so just reply here and I'll help you set it up). You have one week starting right now to complete an article. It can be anything (you can write a standard article, something off the wall, a news piece, an unbook...whatever you like). Remember that you are being judged quite strictly and equally in points by three categories: Originality, creativity (with the topic) and humour. Being original is as important as being funny (you can reference other works if you like...just do it in an original way). So go outside of your comfort box, be bold and write something you've never written before. Most importantly have fun. Happy monkey wishes you luck and pisses all over your face. ShabiDOO 21:18, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Oh, NOOOOO!!!! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:05, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Erm, not to be a party pooper, but there's already an article for the Falkland's War. I'm gonna write a "War Video game" style article for it instead. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:14, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Dagnabbit. Me again, there's already a Falkland's War (Video game) article too. Got any suggestions??? ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:16, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
There's no problem if there are two articles of the same kind. If there is a video game, just make a different kind of game. Or do something specific like: A history of love affairs during the Falkland Islands. Or a day in the life of Thatcher during the Falkland Island war. Or the history of a bullet from when it is first designed, manufactured, shipped off to the Falklands and then shot from a British gun into an Argentianian's heart. ShabiDOO 22:28, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Hey there. You still have until Sunday to write. Hope you can finish an article :) ShabiDOO 00:37, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

You've got mail![edit]

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Hello, WohMi. You have new messages at User:Gale5050/Forum:How to do voting during forums‎‎.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.
Fixed. Thanks! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 19:41, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message[edit]

Hi _WohMi!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Kev, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

The Happy Monkey Competition is ending soon[edit]

Hi WohMi!

The Happy Monkey Competition 2021 ends in less than 22 hours! Please make sure that you article is sufficiently good in quality by the time this time limit elapses, since your article will be judged, regardless of quality, at the aforementioned time.

Remember that you will be judged on:

  • Originality
  • Humour
  • Creativity, with the topic

Good luck! May Sophia be with you, Charlie the bot (talk) 02:07, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Uh oh. I forgot. I mean, there IS a page, but it's not very good, OR finished. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:26, 3 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey 2021 Results[edit]

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Hey WohMi. First thanks for participating in the Happy Monkey 2021 Competition. Was a lot of fun this year.

You article A Day in the Life of Thatcher during the Falkland's War scored 29/120 points.

You can see the full scores and feed back for your article here.

Full competition scores and results are here.

Consider telling the winners how shitty their articles were and how you totally should have won!

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your article. ShabiDOO 10:48, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

WOOOOOOO!!! YOU FOOLS, I WAS FOLLOWING GOLF RULES THE ENTIRE TIME! THEREFORE, SINCE I HAVE THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF POINTS, I WIN!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:40, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition articles[edit]

Hi WohMi! I just wanted to remind you all that you may now freely move the articles you have written for the Happy Monkey Competition '21 into mainspace, and subsequenty, say, throw 'em into VFH or something. Everything's now in your control!

Congratulations to Scofield, Cat and Hipponias for scoring the most points this year! The articles this year were of very high quality; I sure do hope that you can replicate such impressive performance once Poo Lit Surprise comes along! Honorable mention goes to WohMi, who managed to score the most points per word used: 5.8 points per word!

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie the bot (talk) 00:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

HONORABLE MENTION??? Hahahahahahahaha!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:39, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Please do not remove User:Vuchan3621[edit]

NO that bae page – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)

It isn't a real Userpage. But I haven't tried to remove it successfully yet. But it's pretty weird, and not something that would be found on Uncyclopedia normally. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:16, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
fine I'll move it so its just Vuchan3621 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)
Actually, you should probably move it back. It's not in your Userspace anymore, so it's liable to be VFD'd. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:24, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Signature[edit]

Is Pugsleyfan's signature really that long? Am I completely blind and missing something? It seems okay to me. MrX blow me 15:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

For an example, The signature in total is this:

The ills might a bartakesome who sled beary losice knot or'd ent grubles ay, beam. (a proverb) Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 02:32, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Pretty long. They forget to sign there stuff a lot, so it doesn't always come into play, but that's a problem in of itself.WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:52, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

I fixed it Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 15:55, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Ooooooh lol. I thought Pugsleyfan was typing that every time. Now I get it. I personally don't think that the length was a problem, but I can see why others do, and maybe I'm wrong, maybe there is a rule/policy about it. And yeah Pugsleyfan69420, please remember to sign, not a felony or anything, just a minor annoyance when reading talk pages. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:57, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Good fix! It looks much better now! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:59, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Your talk page layout[edit]

I must admit I was a little sad to see you make that change, your talk page was kind of an instant classic. The only thing that slightly irked me was the way all the text was kinda centered or not aligned normally or whatever. In any case, I hope Kev can help you find what your heart truly desires. I'd answer that question myself if I had the slightest idea how to change the background of a talk page. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:18, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

It began to hurt my eyes. If kev chooses to be protective of his talk page's trade secrets, I'll change it back, probably. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:02, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Cool deal either way. MrX blow me 18:06, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
It's back, baby! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:39, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

Im memoriam[edit]

awww, thanks for the haikou that was sweet :)) Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:50, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

No problem. You had some good contributions, and I was worried you were gone for good. Welcome back! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:05, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
thanks, also would you mind chiming in here? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:International_Mens_Day Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 17:41, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Mosque[edit]

Thank you for the fantastic grammar edits and fixes on the article. You truly improved it. I undid a couple of the refernce tags because I think they are too important to the flow of the jokes but I left on it because it was better as a reference. Thanks again!!!!! ShabiDOO 18:03, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

No problem! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:43, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

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First,congrats on getting autopatrolled! Second, I guess I get the joke, but I can assure you >90% of people don't, so therefore my against still stands. But if it can be reasonably explained, then I can support.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't think that many people wouldn't get the joke. It's a WEED plant in the style of a bonsai. The joke's pretty simple. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:42, 14 March 2021 (UTC)
Ok, I'll abstain. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:48, 14 March 2021 (UTC)
Gracias. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:49, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

You've got mail![edit]

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You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that "you fucking deserve this" you did something silly.

Don't worry, no block will be applied. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:59pm  March 17, 2021


Welcoming spambots[edit]

Hi WohMi,

I would strongly encourage you to wait until a given user has at least one legitimate edit before welcoming them. This is to make sure that a user isn't a spambot; those appear quite frequently, and often hit the abuse log a few dozen or hundred times before vanishing. I do not want to be forced to blank a spambot page before CU-blocking them!

I gave you abuse filter helper access; feel free to make use of it in order to look at Special:Abuselog and determine whether a user is a spambot or no. Thanks! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:43am  March 20, 2021

Thank you Kev. I try to only welcome IPs when I see them editing an article, but I'm sure this will help. Thanks again! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:49, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Talkback[edit]

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Hello, WohMi. You have new messages at UnNews talk:Newfoundland battered by tropical storm force winds.
Message added 14:46, 29 March 2021 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:46, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Btw you can delete the "January 2021 section" if you want

Hi Gale! You don't have to leave Talkback messages on my page unless I don't respond for like a day or so. When I'm not writing/editing an article, I'm most likely either spam-clicking the random article button or just staring blankly at the watchlist. I'll most likely see your comment. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:48, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Interstate 180[edit]

So, Gale5050 took it upon himself to move Interstate 180 to your user space at User:WohMi/Interstate 180 with this edit summary: "Stale VFD with 4-2 consensus to delete (and an abstain), this may be a better comprimise. DO NOT ADD the redirect. Someone please notify WohMi, comment this on the VFD, and archive the VFD. Kev." Why he didn't just notify you himself is anyone's guess. Why he didn't ask you about it on your talk page when he did ask me about it on my talk page is also anyone's guess. In any case, I figured I'd go ahead and notify you. Cheers. MrX blow me 02:39, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. Really weird that they would move it and then not let me know themselves. This could mean only one thing... a bomb?!? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:04, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Haha yeah throw your phone out the window! Anyway I figured you probably wouldn’t mind since at the VFD you mentioned that you might wanna work on the article yourself. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:55, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
I wasn't sure if I was allowed to. Anyway please do work on the article so it can be brought back to mainspace! Also it was 9:56pm and it takes like two hours for me to fall asleep, so...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:53, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

That article I really want reviewed[edit]

Well, it’s actually 3, but 3 is better then, erm, 10. Those 3 are Hurricane Irma, UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed, and M&M's. All 3 have unique writing styles. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:49, 9 April 2021 (UTC)

Already did M&M, might do the others later. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:20, 9 April 2021 (UTC)

QVFD tool/gadget[edit]

Yo. To use the QVFD gadget/tool to QVFD the crap your reading, click on/hover your cursor over the "More" button. It should be in between "View history" and the search bar. Then click QVFD. It'll open up a small window in the middle of your screen that lets you add a comment. Then click save or whatever (instead of cancel, unless you want to cancel). It will then either tell you that it has been added to QVFD or tell you that the article in question is already there (though this could mean it was put there a long time ago, huffed, and recreated). Cheers. MrX blow me 04:28, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

Psssst...[edit]

Information icon Hi WohMi! I just wanted to remind you some of the comebacks, roasts, or otherwise finishing moves that you may have used, specifically ones based on age, may constitute a breach of privacy. Notably, jokes which imply that someone is below the age of 18 tend to be really risky. I would strongly encourage you to play it a little more safe in the future, and use "safer" insults (such as based on traits displayed)! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:04am  April 16, 2021

... I did? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:15, 16 April 2021 (UTC)