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January 2021[edit]

Information icon Welcome to Wikipedia. Thank you for reverting your recent experiment with the page That time I planned to kill your brother during my sojourn to Taco Bell‎ . Please take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. If you would like to experiment further, please use the sandbox instead, as someone could see your edit before you revert it. Gale5050 complain about me! 19:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

... I did? ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:04, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

No, you didn't. Gale5050 is confused. @Gale5050: that was not reverting an "experiment" or "self test", that was a correction to a minor error made when the article was first written almost a month ago. MrX blow me 20:11, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Cool, thanks! Also, I didn't realize I was on Wikipedia. I thought the "CA" and "CO" was confusing enough...---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:13, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, this isn't wikipedia. That template will hopefully soon be fixed or huffed. It's not really something we need here. MrX blow me 20:59, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

User space articles[edit]

Hey WohMi, I saw your comment on Interstate 80 and went ahead and moved it to your user space (I kinda messed it up at first, but I'll spare you the boring, embarrassing details). The article is now titled User:WohMi/Interstate 80. Interstate 80 is now a redirect to the article in your user space. To create a page in your user space, you can type in User:WohMi/newarticlename in the search bar. It'll be a little different from the red link when you search for a non-existent page in the main space. You'll get a message saying "There is currently no text in this page. Would you like to create..." with a blue link. Should be pretty straight forward from there. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:44, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

I disagree with a redirect from Interstate 80, therefore sent the redirect to QVFD. We shouldn't lead casual readers to articles under construction. Also, this means it requires an administrator to move it to main space. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:35, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Not exactly. I don't care if you wanna delete the redirect, but we wouldn't necessarily need an admin to move it to main space. We could just copy and paste everything when it's done. MrX blow me 19:40, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Except that can create attribution issues. You would have to say, in your edit summary, Copied content from User: WohMi/Interstate 80, see that page history for attribution . If that gets deleted, then all attribution is removed. Be very careful, copyright issues are a big issue and persistent editors will have to be blocked. It can place us in real legal jeopardy. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:46, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Actually, Gale5050, you are the one who needs to be very careful with the way you go around acting like you know everything and bringing up things like copyright issues (this is not a copyright issue). As for attribution, the article is in WohMi's userspace. WohMi can simply be the one to paste it over. MrX blow me 19:56, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
If WohMi does it, then yeah, sure. He doesn't need to attribute himself. But it seems likely that it wouldn't be him to do it, at which point, it's a problem. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:04, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Why? It's in WohMi's userspace. It seems likely that WohMi indeed would be the one doing it. MrX blow me 20:07, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
That is true. However, I feel you will be the one to do it, not WohMi. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:08, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Never said that I would, never intended to. WohMi asked if someone else could move the article to his user space, so I did, then I gave him a little more info on the whole thing. MrX blow me 20:10, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Still, isn't it much easier to just move an article rather then paste everything? Also, you completely didn't respond to my 2nd concern, that it would lead readers to articles under construction. Yes, that is a big issue but it would be less of one with this. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:15, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
It's really not a big issue, but like I said, I don't care if the redirect gets deleted. MrX blow me 20:33, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
I go on break for a just a bit and there's a whole ass argument in my Talkspace. @Gale5050:, Feel free to just remove the redirect for now. Don't QVFD my shit, please. Also, I'm not gonna sue you if you copy-paste my shit somewhere. This isn't wikipedia, and I don't care. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:09, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
P.S. Gale, if you're reading this, User talk:Gale5050/Why I didn't support your VFH is a joke. You can QVFD it if you want, but I'm not putting words in your mouth. I even signed my name to it.
WohMi, two things. I didn't put your page up for QVFD, just the unneeded redirect. Second of all, it was also not to lead readers to articles under construction. Third, I know you don't care, but we risk putting Uncyclopedia in legal jeopardy. If you see any copyvios, immediately email an admin to get it revisiondeleted. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:30, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
WohMi, sorry that your talk page keeps getting clogged up with Gale5050’s stupid crap, but I have to respond to this. @Gale5050: there are no copyright issues in that article. I already said it’s fine to delete the redirect, but stop saying that there are legal issues when there are none. This is not the first time you’ve been told about this. MrX blow me 20:39, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Uh huh. May be worth seeing this, this among other things. WP and Uncyclopedia literally use the exact same licence, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Unfortunately, by splitting the edit history, it actually causes attribution issues. Please see this. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:25, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050:, @MrX:, As fun as watching this is, if you two are going to continue to argue over legal bullshit or whatever you guys are talking about, I'd appreciate it if you didn't continue to argue in my talk space. Take it to one of your talk spaces, because I'm tired of getting notifications of you two holding a proxy war in my talk page. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 21:28, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

I agree. In addition, if there is an Uncyclopedia version of an interaction ban, that may be useful as we can’t seem to get along, or maybe we can try to avoid each other without a formal sanction. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:34, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
I moved Interstate 80 in my userspace without leaving a redirect to resolve this issue. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:13, 15 January 2021 (UTC)


hey thanks for critiquing and making sure i did the right thing. i just use the expanded infobox city info to add more stuff to it. but thanks for coming by, im not from there so expect my savannah friend to come by and fact check it. Mississippimoo (talk) 16:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

I'm fine with it. Here on Uncyclopedia, we aren't exactly focused on "Facts." The jokes in there are pretty good. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:55, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Numbered lists[edit]

If you want to make lists numbered, just replace the asterisks with number signs. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:17, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Ah, ok, cool. MrX blow me 00:19, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Xi Jinping[edit]

Hey, you might have seen it anyway, but I figured I'd drop you a line since you contributed to Xi Jinping. I moved it to my user space to avoid deletion, it is now at User:MrX/Xi Jinping. Please feel free to add/change anything in the article. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:33, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Sweet, thanks for the invitation. Xi Jinping is such a large present-day figure, so I'm sure you could make a fantastic article about him. I'll pitch in too. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 00:26, 2 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:22, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:50, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I didn't see it before you sent me this message. Thanks! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 16:33, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:36, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition Topic[edit]


Hey. Ready to dig deep into your creative juices? Your topic for the Happy Monkey Competition is:
Falklands Islands War.
Please write an article on this topic in your userspace/sandbox (if you don't know how to do so just reply here and I'll help you set it up). You have one week starting right now to complete an article. It can be anything (you can write a standard article, something off the wall, a news piece, an unbook...whatever you like). Remember that you are being judged quite strictly and equally in points by three categories: Originality, creativity (with the topic) and humour. Being original is as important as being funny (you can reference other works if you like...just do it in an original way). So go outside of your comfort box, be bold and write something you've never written before. Most importantly have fun. Happy monkey wishes you luck and pisses all over your face. ShabiDOO 21:18, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Oh, NOOOOO!!!! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:05, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Erm, not to be a party pooper, but there's already an article for the Falkland's War. I'm gonna write a "War Video game" style article for it instead. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:14, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Dagnabbit. Me again, there's already a Falkland's War (Video game) article too. Got any suggestions??? ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 22:16, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
There's no problem if there are two articles of the same kind. If there is a video game, just make a different kind of game. Or do something specific like: A history of love affairs during the Falkland Islands. Or a day in the life of Thatcher during the Falkland Island war. Or the history of a bullet from when it is first designed, manufactured, shipped off to the Falklands and then shot from a British gun into an Argentianian's heart. ShabiDOO 22:28, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Hey there. You still have until Sunday to write. Hope you can finish an article :) ShabiDOO 00:37, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

You've got mail![edit]

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Hello, WohMi. You have new messages at User:Gale5050/Forum:How to do voting during forums‎‎.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

Fixed. Thanks! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 19:41, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message[edit]

Hi _WohMi!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

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Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

The Happy Monkey Competition is ending soon[edit]

Hi WohMi!

The Happy Monkey Competition 2021 ends in less than 22 hours! Please make sure that you article is sufficiently good in quality by the time this time limit elapses, since your article will be judged, regardless of quality, at the aforementioned time.

Remember that you will be judged on:

  • Originality
  • Humour
  • Creativity, with the topic

Good luck! May Sophia be with you, Charlie the bot (talk) 02:07, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Uh oh. I forgot. I mean, there IS a page, but it's not very good, OR finished. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:26, 3 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey 2021 Results[edit]


Hey WohMi. First thanks for participating in the Happy Monkey 2021 Competition. Was a lot of fun this year.

You article A Day in the Life of Thatcher during the Falkland's War scored 29/120 points.

You can see the full scores and feed back for your article here.

Full competition scores and results are here.

Consider telling the winners how shitty their articles were and how you totally should have won!

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your article. ShabiDOO 10:48, 7 March 2021 (UTC)


Happy Monkey Competition articles[edit]

Hi WohMi! I just wanted to remind you all that you may now freely move the articles you have written for the Happy Monkey Competition '21 into mainspace, and subsequenty, say, throw 'em into VFH or something. Everything's now in your control!

Congratulations to Scofield, Cat and Hipponias for scoring the most points this year! The articles this year were of very high quality; I sure do hope that you can replicate such impressive performance once Poo Lit Surprise comes along! Honorable mention goes to WohMi, who managed to score the most points per word used: 5.8 points per word!

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie the bot (talk) 00:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

HONORABLE MENTION??? Hahahahahahahaha!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:39, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Please do not remove User:Vuchan3621[edit]

NO that bae page – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)

It isn't a real Userpage. But I haven't tried to remove it successfully yet. But it's pretty weird, and not something that would be found on Uncyclopedia normally. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:16, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
fine I'll move it so its just Vuchan3621 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pugsleyfan69420 (talk • contribs)
Actually, you should probably move it back. It's not in your Userspace anymore, so it's liable to be VFD'd. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:24, 8 March 2021 (UTC)


Is Pugsleyfan's signature really that long? Am I completely blind and missing something? It seems okay to me. MrX blow me 15:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

For an example, The signature in total is this:

The ills might a bartakesome who sled beary losice knot or'd ent grubles ay, beam. (a proverb) Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 02:32, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Pretty long. They forget to sign there stuff a lot, so it doesn't always come into play, but that's a problem in of itself.WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:52, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

I fixed it Pugsleyfan Get 𪟧ed, fools! 15:55, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Ooooooh lol. I thought Pugsleyfan was typing that every time. Now I get it. I personally don't think that the length was a problem, but I can see why others do, and maybe I'm wrong, maybe there is a rule/policy about it. And yeah Pugsleyfan69420, please remember to sign, not a felony or anything, just a minor annoyance when reading talk pages. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:57, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Good fix! It looks much better now! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:59, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Your talk page layout[edit]

I must admit I was a little sad to see you make that change, your talk page was kind of an instant classic. The only thing that slightly irked me was the way all the text was kinda centered or not aligned normally or whatever. In any case, I hope Cassie can help you find what your heart truly desires. I'd answer that question myself if I had the slightest idea how to change the background of a talk page. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:18, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

It began to hurt my eyes. If Cassie chooses to be protective of her talk page's trade secrets, I'll change it back, probably. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:02, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Cool deal either way. MrX blow me 18:06, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
It's back, baby! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:39, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

Im memoriam[edit]

awww, thanks for the haikou that was sweet :)) Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:50, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

No problem. You had some good contributions, and I was worried you were gone for good. Welcome back! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:05, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
thanks, also would you mind chiming in here? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:International_Mens_Day Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 17:41, 9 March 2021 (UTC)


Thank you for the fantastic grammar edits and fixes on the article. You truly improved it. I undid a couple of the refernce tags because I think they are too important to the flow of the jokes but I left on it because it was better as a reference. Thanks again!!!!! ShabiDOO 18:03, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

No problem! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:43, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFP/Potted pot bonsai.png[edit]

First,congrats on getting autopatrolled! Second, I guess I get the joke, but I can assure you >90% of people don't, so therefore my against still stands. But if it can be reasonably explained, then I can support.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:33, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

I don't think that many people wouldn't get the joke. It's a WEED plant in the style of a bonsai. The joke's pretty simple. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:42, 14 March 2021 (UTC)
Ok, I'll abstain. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:48, 14 March 2021 (UTC)
Gracias. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:49, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

You've got mail![edit]

Rainbow trout transparent.png Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that "you fucking deserve this" you did something silly.

Don't worry, no block will be applied.  Cassandra  (talk10:59pm  March 17, 2021

Welcoming spambots[edit]

Hi WohMi,

I would strongly encourage you to wait until a given user has at least one legitimate edit before welcoming them. This is to make sure that a user isn't a spambot; those appear quite frequently, and often hit the abuse log a few dozen or hundred times before vanishing. I do not want to be forced to blank a spambot page before CU-blocking them!

I gave you abuse filter helper access; feel free to make use of it in order to look at Special:Abuselog and determine whether a user is a spambot or no. Thanks!  Cassandra  (talk09:43am  March 20, 2021

Thank you Cassie. I try to only welcome IPs when I see them editing an article, but I'm sure this will help. Thanks again! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:49, 20 March 2021 (UTC)


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Hello, WohMi. You have new messages at UnNews talk:Newfoundland battered by tropical storm force winds.
Message added 14:46, 29 March 2021 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:46, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Btw you can delete the "January 2021 section" if you want

Hi Gale! You don't have to leave Talkback messages on my page unless I don't respond for like a day or so. When I'm not writing/editing an article, I'm most likely either spam-clicking the random article button or just staring blankly at the watchlist. I'll most likely see your comment. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:48, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Interstate 180[edit]

So, Gale5050 took it upon himself to move Interstate 180 to your user space at User:WohMi/Interstate 180 with this edit summary: "Stale VFD with 4-2 consensus to delete (and an abstain), this may be a better comprimise. DO NOT ADD the redirect. Someone please notify WohMi, comment this on the VFD, and archive the VFD. Cassie." Why he didn't just notify you himself is anyone's guess. Why he didn't ask you about it on your talk page when he did ask me about it on my talk page is also anyone's guess. In any case, I figured I'd go ahead and notify you. Cheers. MrX blow me 02:39, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. Really weird that they would move it and then not let me know themselves. This could mean only one thing... a bomb?!? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:04, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Haha yeah throw your phone out the window! Anyway I figured you probably wouldn’t mind since at the VFD you mentioned that you might wanna work on the article yourself. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:55, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
I wasn't sure if I was allowed to. Anyway please do work on the article so it can be brought back to mainspace! Also it was 9:56pm and it takes like two hours for me to fall asleep, so...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:53, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

That article I really want reviewed[edit]

Well, it’s actually 3, but 3 is better then, erm, 10. Those 3 are Hurricane Irma, UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed, and M&M's. All 3 have unique writing styles. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:49, 9 April 2021 (UTC)

Already did M&M, might do the others later. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:20, 9 April 2021 (UTC)

QVFD tool/gadget[edit]

Yo. To use the QVFD gadget/tool to QVFD the crap your reading, click on/hover your cursor over the "More" button. It should be in between "View history" and the search bar. Then click QVFD. It'll open up a small window in the middle of your screen that lets you add a comment. Then click save or whatever (instead of cancel, unless you want to cancel). It will then either tell you that it has been added to QVFD or tell you that the article in question is already there (though this could mean it was put there a long time ago, huffed, and recreated). Cheers. MrX blow me 04:28, 11 April 2021 (UTC)


Information icon Hi WohMi! I just wanted to remind you some of the comebacks, roasts, or otherwise finishing moves that you may have used, specifically ones based on age, may constitute a breach of privacy. Notably, jokes which imply that someone is below the age of 18 tend to be really risky. I would strongly encourage you to play it a little more safe in the future, and use "safer" insults (such as based on traits displayed)!  Cassandra  (talk12:04am  April 16, 2021

... I did? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:15, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
Sort of. Which is why I wanted to tell you!  Cassandra  (talk01:53am  April 21, 2021
Ok. My bad! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:23, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
It's okay! Don't worry about it. And don't let Gale 5050 indoctrinate you with three hundred stone's worth of bureaucracy. Cassandra  (talk01:53am  April 23, 2021

Quick message[edit]

Hey WohMi,

The vote on VFS is an admin-only runoff vote! Sorry but you can't participate there.  Cassandra  (talk01:52am  April 21, 2021

Oops! Hurry Cassie, promote me to admin so I don't look like a huge tool! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk)


Is not funny.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:02, 21 April 2021

Considering the content on Latina, I'd argue that that is one of the lesser pornagraphic images there. While I can understand you removing said image on Punk Rock (although it was featured, it didn't really have much of a place in said article), I feel that just because an image is provocative does't mean it should be removed from an article. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:05, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
The rest of the images appeared tastefully sexy I guess. I'm not sure this is the kind of website that needs a bunch of pictures of nude females. If there were a bunch of pictures of nude males you would probably feel just as offended. I find particular offense with string thongs and up-ass shots. Feel free to save the image on your desktop.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
They're not nude, though... In fact they're more clothed than some of the other images on the article. If you're offended by it, don't look at it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:18, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
I'm just going to remind you that this is a comedy website.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:19, 21 April 2021
I know it's a comedy website. I don't understand why you chose one random image out of the 6 on Latina to deem offensive. I would suggest putting the image up for VFD instead of QVFD. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:21, 21 April 2021 (UTC)
It appears that you're trying to Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Latina from the entire website. I would put it up for VFD first, before you start getting rid of all the links to it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:28, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, that image is not porn. Those girls aren't nude. And just because something is offensive doesn't mean that it needs to be removed. I'm trying not to sound like a dick, but as you said, this is a comedy website. And in many cases being provocative can be funny. Obviously we shouldn't be overly offensive, and there are certain cases where things need to be removed because they are too offensive, but I don't think this is one of those cases. QVFD is definitely the wrong place for an image like that. Go ahead and put it on VFD if you like. And remember, there are a lot of other images here that are even more risque, like the Porn Flakes image in Corn Flakes, for just one example. MrX blow me 15:47, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

That is actually an image by Sannse. Anywho, I see it's two to one, boys win. The word Cuba is going to link to Cuba the land mass, I hope that's okay with you.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
Yeah I think that would make more sense. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:34, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Notification: Cancelled[edit]

You have been cancelled from editing for a period of 3.1415926535 seconds for doing what Gale5050 constantly does. Once the cancellation has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be uncancelled, you may request an uncancellation by adding {{uncancel|your reason here}} below.  Cassandra  (talk08:00pm  April 24, 2021

(Pssssst... this was a joke notification.)  Cassandra  (talk08:00pm  April 24, 2021

Damnation! I thought I could get away with it one-time for fixing your page. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:01, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
It's because you falsely claimed that Celeste is a sock of mine. There is no escape.  Cassandra  (talk08:08pm  April 24, 2021

Thanks for your vote![edit]

MrX blow me 17:20, 30 April 2021 (UTC)


If you're wondering why I didn't joke block you, it's just cuz I didn't wanna mess with your sparkly clean block log, but please know that I was thinking about you during my rampage. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:51, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

Excellent. I must stay pure of heart, for the good of Uncyclopedia. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:13, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
Oh yeah, more groveling. I am ever thankful of your mercy, Admin MrX, and I swear fealty to you. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:14, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
Haha thanks. MrX blow me 18:16, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:37, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

Thank you[edit]

Another Thank You[edit]

6! 6! 6 Votes for Op!!
Thank you for voting for me! I am excited to be able to do whatever it is that interface admins do. Let me know if you have any problems with templates and stuff. XOXO
 –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Hurricane Irma[edit]

Hi, I was wondering if you can pee the article, been sitting for nearly 4 months. Btw, check your block log lol. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:54, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

And also UnNews:Governor Cuomo is screwed. Also, there are only 18 VFDs. Please pee both. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:31, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote![edit]

Phat hippo thanks you for voting for him in VFS

United States presidential election, 2020[edit]

Personally, I didn't expect it to be too good, I just wanted to fix an otherwise crap stub.

Also, I feel that the poorer articles that seem to have some effort deserve the most review. They need the most specific advice, and I actually tried to put humor in there, but I failed badly. I tried to use ironic humor twists and making things "ironically funny".

I feel that higher tier articles deserve less of a review as they are already good. Anyway, I feel that poor quality articles, minus gibberish and articles that will likely be put on QVFD or VFD or ICU deserve the best review. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:51, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( 2 | ¢ )

I appreciate you cleaning up my double-redirects.  ~ Zana Dark

Awarded on: 24 November 2021

No problem! I'm always happy to help. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 02:17, 17 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

I want to know if my edit on Hyena was too nsfw and had too many true facts for UP[edit]

@WohMi:[edit here] TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:28, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
Oh, is this Pugsleyfan69420 again? Uhh, I think some of it might be a bit too much. I'd remove the references to your own user stuff. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:57, 10 June 2021 (UTC)


Come on bro, similar to what I said to Shabidoo, come join the PLS. MrX blow me 16:29, 11 June 2021 (UTC)

I'm planning on submitting something, but I'm busy with Summer School & Work Right now. Expect something before the end of June. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:45, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
Nice, and I totally understand, hope it all goes well! MrX blow me 20:51, 16 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:26, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Best mainspace article for PLS[edit]

Hey WohMi, you still need to judge the best mainspace article. Once that's done and Cassie judges the best template, the winners can be named. ShabiDOO 11:24, 14 July 2021 (UTC)

Ne'er mind. Been done ShabiDOO 15:53, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Forum talk:Minecraft[edit]

my forum talk:minecraft isn't on any actual server. the Wocks make up things and stuff. none of the stuff is actually happening. but the imaginary server is at a stage where all the paintings and trapdoors and stuff look sus. so if you want to hide your netherite, you need a more clever method. --02:33, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

Okay. Enjoy your schizocraft world! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:53, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

ur 8 dads[edit]

8 guys said they r ur dad on teh poll on ur userpage – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jabberwock (talk • contribs)

There are two options here... 7-8 of them are lying, or all 8+ of my "fathers" are in a homosexual polyamorous relationship. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:32, 25 August 2021 (UTC)

Minecraft logic[edit]

Why are fire trucks red? Minecraft logic perfectly solves the mystery. See Forum talk:Minecraft logic for the answer! --Jabberwock (talk) 07:35, 5 September 2021 (UTC)

Medieval Marginalia[edit]

The article Medieval Marginalia is an unattributed and unauthorised copy of the Spoon version originally posted here at https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Medieval_Marginalia. As per long standing arrangement, writers are free to publish copies of their own work on either Uncyclopedias. This is not one of those occasions as the main writer is Sog1970 with my own additions to the text. It works the other way if someone here did the same on the Spoon. Can you please delete or request an admin here to do the same? Thanks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:27, 11 September 2021 (UTC)

My bad. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:20, 22 September 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for being honest![edit]

Thanks for being honest on R.l.ullman's deletion debate,even though only 2 people voted on said debate,maybe expand the article? (talk) 17:18, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

Sure thing. You should definitely create an account! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:26, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

Sanctions for CoolKidz[edit]

He's been disrupting the VFD lately and creating very low quality articles, I'm honestly concerned. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:22, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Maybe. I have yet to be a first-hand witness/have any interactions with CoolKidz, so maybe contacting MrX may help you more. But, I do see where you're coming from. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:25, 9 November 2021 (UTC)
I don't think sanctions are necessary. Simply warning then blocking has been working pretty well. If he tries anything like vfding your user page and/or all of your articles again, I'll block him for at least a week. While CoolKidz has been a little annoying/disruptive here and there, he also appears to be here in mostly good faith, making actual attempts at funny articles. He also appears to be getting followed and harassed by at least one user from some other wiki, DeeDaaDooDOS, who seems to be here only to mess with him, so I kinda get his frustration. Still, taking it out on you like that was lame, and he won't get another warning for something like that. MrX blow me 18:02, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Maybe upload images of ProtoZ?[edit]

Maybe you ulpoad and put them on Protogent? (talk) 15:09, 12 November 2021 (UTC)

I don't know what "ulpoad" is. If you're referring to upload, I don't see why you can't just upload them yourself.

spam filter grrrrrrrr[edit]

I was trying to add some funny whee hees to the Peter Gabriel page but the site thought I was a spam bot or something and wouldn't let me. This is outrageous and unfair but it directed me to the admin page so uh... fix it plz. Skankindead (talk) 18:59, 24 November 2021 (UTC)

Yeah sorry about that. We get a shit ton of spambots and douche bags so we have to keep a tight filter. I’ve changed your user group to confirmed user so you should be able to make those edits now. Let me know if there’s anything else you need. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:29, 24 November 2021 (UTC)