WohMi's Talk Page
Judge[edit source]
Wohmi, could you please consider adding your name to judges for the Aristocrats comp please? ShabiDOO 19:58, 6 December 2021 (UTC)
- I'll do it right after I figure out how to successfully archive a talk page. Side note: HEEEEELP!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:52, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
- could you please tell me how to do it? Dababy (talk) 14:49, 22 December 2021 (UTC)
- Hell, I still haven't figured out how to do it. My best bet would be to look at Cassie's Talk Page for reference. It's what I was doing before I had to put it on hold. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:55, 22 December 2021 (UTC)
- could you please tell me how to do it? Dababy (talk) 14:49, 22 December 2021 (UTC)
ok[edit source]
mk– Preceding unsigned comment added by Sdtfcygvbhkkk (talk • contribs)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:59, 13 December 2021
hi[edit source]
hi – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sdtfcygvbhkkk (talk • contribs)
- Howdy! Ya need something or just dropping by to say Hello? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:19, 13 December 2021 (UTC)
socks[edit source]
that guy called
wikipedia be sucking
is a sock please ban him – Preceding unsigned comment added by 152.22.41.27 (talk • contribs)
- Got any proof? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:07, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
It’s mostly behavioral evidence at this point since geo locating is unreliable i’ll keep a lookout I dislike vandals (talk) 20:27, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
howdy, i feel that they have some issue against me, there is a possibility they could be someone who goes to my school using a vpn, i have no clue, but i genuinely feel this is getting annoying with whoever this person is spamming my talk page and calling me a sock. Dababy (talk) 13:28, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
- This is Wikipedia be Sucking, right? Yeah, I'm not really sure what that guy's deal is. I blocked the account for a day for unrelated stuff, but I blocked the account for a week. It's really strange. I'm keeping a close eye on the situation. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:08, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
Merry christmas![edit source]
Merry Christmas WohMi! Dababy (talk) 18:02, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
I know this is gettign annoying, but please check this out https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Wikipedia_Be_Sucking&diff=6136493&oldid=6135480
Ips[edit source]
I need you to unlock my IP so I can make an alt account in case of emergencies the account is many for testing
I dislike vandals (talk) 02:28, 30 December 2021 (UTC)
tf[edit source]
what happend to zana dark152.22.40.22 (talk) 15:37, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- Her userpage says all you need to know. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:01, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- k – Preceding unsigned comment added by 152.22.40.22 (talk • contribs)
User[edit source]
that ip you blocked the reason was "vandal cut it out"
needs to be unblocked cus he has a get out of jail free cardI dislike vandals (talk) 00:09, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
- I know that's you. It's you on the other IP too. Keep it up and you're going to have issues. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:07, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
but the get out of jail free card so uhhhhI dislike vandals (talk) 02:23, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
They were banned a few hours before for LSD #11 but who is Lsd 11 (EpicDude 02:37, 7 January 2022 (UTC) its a ruleI dislike vandals (talk) 02:38, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
Oh (EpicDude 02:40, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
Ok (EpicDude 02:40, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
So it was not you (EpicDude 02:40, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
Woomy Arras[edit source]
so u play woomy arras? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jabberwock (talk • contribs)
- No. I have no idea what that is. I just made up a tank name. If it was an actual tank, lucky me. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:42, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
Hello on here too, I guess[edit source]
Hello. OnePunch 
03:27, 7 February 2022 (UTC)
- Hello, again. I thought I might make an account on the Spoon, in case of events that would require easy cross-wiki communication. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:30, 7 February 2022 (UTC)
Thank you![edit source]
 | Hey there! I just wanted to say, thank you for voting for me in the recent Uncyclopedian of the Year vote! As such, here you go: some potatoes for you to eat (using your eyes). Cassandra (talk) |
Btw, your talk page kind of stinks. No offense, I had difficulty clicking the edit button. Cassandra (talk) 04:11, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- The pulsing used to be faster. I could try to change it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:25, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
"[I] hate Pokemon"[edit source]
YOU LYING SON-OF-A-GUN I WILL TP YOUR HOUSE!!!! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:37, 17 February 2022 (UTC)
top 10=[edit source]
Hey duderino, Among us was included in last years top 10 (as the cut off date is somewhere in January). So you'll have to bump up your other votes. ShabiDOO 16:08, 22 February 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:42, 22 February 2022 (UTC)
questions[edit source]
How to win sockpuppeter of the month 23.184.48.148 (talk) 00:23, 23 February 2022 (UTC)
VFS Schizophrenia[edit source]
B&[edit source]
Stolen article[edit source]
Hi WohMi, hope you're doing well. I have recently discovered that User:Brogo13 has bought over one of my articles from the Spoon without getting my permission first. For proof; see [1].
I left a message on the Cup of Joe talk page also. I don't have a problem with the Fork keeping it, I would of just hoped that I was asked first about it. Thanks, OnePunch
- And Brogo13 made some sort of veiled "ad hominem" not present in OnePunch's version. Not completely sure what it meant but it was obviously in regards to Spike on the Spoon, and I removed it. (talk) 23:36, 27 March 2022 (UTC)
- This whole situation is weird. Obviously we've got some spoon-fork action going on here, so the most I can do is let Brogo know to get permission next time. Thanks for letting me know. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:19, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- Weird indeed. FWIW, Brogo did try to blank the article, then BraGreMat reverted that, perhaps all were unaware. @OnePunch: this is obvi something we take seriously, and by seriously I don't mean we need to punish anyone, but serious in that we respect everyone's work and do not want to see anything ripped off. Moving forward, would you like us to leave the article? I think probably a better solution is to huff the article and let you, the author, add it, if you please. MrX blow me
05:35, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- Weird indeed. FWIW, Brogo did try to blank the article, then BraGreMat reverted that, perhaps all were unaware. @OnePunch: this is obvi something we take seriously, and by seriously I don't mean we need to punish anyone, but serious in that we respect everyone's work and do not want to see anything ripped off. Moving forward, would you like us to leave the article? I think probably a better solution is to huff the article and let you, the author, add it, if you please. MrX blow me
- This whole situation is weird. Obviously we've got some spoon-fork action going on here, so the most I can do is let Brogo know to get permission next time. Thanks for letting me know. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:19, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
MY EYES! MY POOR EYES![edit source]
Why does this talk page have to look so weird? How many poor Uncyclopedians have had their eyes murdered by you? WHY IS THIS? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:09, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- Burn, baby burn. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:20, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Blocked for ponicide[edit source]
06:40, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
WohMi (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
That's not a real word. You made that up. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:38, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Decline reason:
oi[edit source]
Thanks for friending me on discord signed i dislike vandals 2001:67C:89C:702:1CE:1CE:BABE:6 (talk) 20:38, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Blocked for liking ponies[edit source]
That eye-shredding talk page of yours will not stop me.
- No, YOU'RE blocked. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:39, 29 March 2022 (UTC)
Pssst[edit source]
Thanks for unfucking my user talk page! Sorry, busy times at work. Cassandra (talk) 21:11, 4 April 2022 (UTC)
- Anytime, Cass. WohMi Speaketh Here! 05:09, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
oi[edit source]
why tf did u unfreind me on discord Snail lover (talk) 16:13, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
- Just a wild guess, it might have something to do with your refusal to apologize. MrX blow me 16:15, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
maybe Snail lover (talk) 16:16, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
- General immaturity, as well as not showing any signs of desire of improvement. WohMi Speaketh Here! 19:09, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
I just read the rules[edit source]
Hello, WohMi! Thanks for your helpful guide to this site. I just read the guidelines. I think I remember them well with all the vivid examples and witty humor, which are way better than Wikipedia's huge wall of tedious rules.
I wonder if the Pee Review is still active, though, because there are still articles 2 years ago waiting for review.
I've been learning formatting through articles in Wikipedia and the source codes here. I think this site uses html, but it's really different. I was also warned when playing with some html elements, which got me a bit confused. Any explanation?
Lastly, glad you liked my user page, though it is overrun with awkward stuff... Improvement planned
--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 01:42, 8 April 2022 (UTC)
- I totally still do Pee Reviews. The only reason I haven't done any of the older ones is usually because said users are not active on the site anymore. Glad you read the rules, and I hope you will enjoy further "productivity" on Uncyclopedia! WohMi Speaketh Here! 18:29, 10 April 2022 (UTC)
- Got it. Guess I will try to write with fallacious reasoning and irony, given the massive number of absurdists here.--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 02:15, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah, that sounds about right. WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:47, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Got it. Guess I will try to write with fallacious reasoning and irony, given the massive number of absurdists here.--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 02:15, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
Colab[edit source]
I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:26, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Sure thing. What would that entail? WohMi Speaketh Here! 22:12, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Wouldn't be much different than the COVID-19 colab or the baked potato colab. Just add whatever you want wherever you want. ShabiDOO 00:15, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- And actually we’re already working on it at Toilet Paper Riot, that other one was typo, but I like the Beavis quote so please add it! MrX blow me 16:27, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- And actually we’re already working on it at Toilet Paper Riot, that other one was typo, but I like the Beavis quote so please add it! MrX blow me
- Wouldn't be much different than the COVID-19 colab or the baked potato colab. Just add whatever you want wherever you want. ShabiDOO 00:15, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
Blocked with hemorrhoids[edit source]
22:00, 25 April 2022 (UTC)- Only took you 8 edits to do it, huh. WohMi Speaketh Here! 23:14, 25 April 2022 (UTC)
Please vote![edit source]
Please vote here. It's very important!!! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:55, 1 May 2022 (UTC)
The undeniable truth[edit source]
Rarity is best pony --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:24, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Rarity... that's from that one kid's show, right? WohMi Speaketh Here! 22:26, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah, the one that proved Keldeo isn't a good pony. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:36, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Silly Rock-O. Everyone knows that Rarity is a basic gril, and thus, Normal Type. And, as another undeniable fact, the Fighting type is Super-Effective against normal. Keldeo wins with his
handshooves tied behind his back. WohMi Speaketh Here! 22:38, 3 May 2022 (UTC)- non --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:49, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Basic gril? Did you mean basic grill? Rarity is a pony and not a cooking device. Also, I'm not caught up in this stuff. How does MLP prove that Keldeo is a bad pony? And what universe is Keldeo even from? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:43, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- non --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:49, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Silly Rock-O. Everyone knows that Rarity is a basic gril, and thus, Normal Type. And, as another undeniable fact, the Fighting type is Super-Effective against normal. Keldeo wins with his
- Yeah, the one that proved Keldeo isn't a good pony. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:36, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
Crocotta1 (talk) 23:15, 3 May 2022 (UTC)
- Ah, the Fairly OddParents. Greatest creation of Butch Hartmann. WohMi Speaketh Here! 01:35, 4 May 2022 (UTC)
Timmy Turner is so cute[edit source]
I want to menstruate on him Crocotta1 (talk) 01:30, 5 May 2022 (UTC) @WohMi:
- Ew... TMI. WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:53, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
Oh shit someone help my user page broke I suck at html[edit source]
BLOODY HELL! — Crocotta1 (talk) 01:36, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
- That's unfortunate. I'll see what I can do. WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:53, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
Bricked[edit source]
You have been bricked from editing for a period of until a name is chosen for the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco for continuing the unfunny joke of the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop continuing the unfunny joke of the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco. Thaaanks! --ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:22, 8 May 2022 (UTC)
A little help?[edit source]
I want to mark out parts of my article warranting improvement, but the <style> tag does not work here, making it impossible to create custom classes. Inserting <span style="..."> everywhere would be too redundant. My attempts to find a template to do so was also been unsuccessful. Could you tell me about a template for conspicuous emphasis (though best not eye-hurting)? Also, I met problems with aligning text. The <center> tag does not work, and <div align="center"> and <div style="text-align:center"> don't seem to work either. How do you usually align text, both horizontally and vertically?
Thanks in advance.
--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 02:39, 13 May 2022 (UTC)
- The best I feel I could do regarding that formatting would be to direct you to here. I'm not the most familiar with CSS, so if you see things on my page, chances are I took them from someone who told me how to do it or just decided to steal the idea. WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:07, 13 May 2022 (UTC)
- If this happens again, point them to me. I made this friggin module I think (understatement) i understand styling. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:39, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
- ok.. After some experimentation with code copied from your link, I found out that text-align:center does not work once the width is specified. Just some quirky behavior of CSS. Say, how about the text emphasis template? I think there should be some ready-made ones, so I wonder if you know about any.--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 01:35, 14 May 2022 (UTC)
- What's the Text Emphasis template? WohMi Speaketh Here! 12:24, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
- ok.. After some experimentation with code copied from your link, I found out that text-align:center does not work once the width is specified. Just some quirky behavior of CSS. Say, how about the text emphasis template? I think there should be some ready-made ones, so I wonder if you know about any.--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 01:35, 14 May 2022 (UTC)
- I want to mark out parts of my article that requires improvement as a note to myself. Like this: Unfunny text. But I don't want to insert the style property everywhere for the ease of maintenance, so I am wondering if a template can do this, which I failed to find... --EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 12:53, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
- For that highlight-type stuff, then yea, as far as I know, you're stuck with the style property. However, if you want to make notes to improve an article, I recommend using (see edit page!) WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:42, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
- Thank you. A way to get around this would be to make a template myself, but all those curly brackets in the syntax are intimidating.--EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 00:09, 17 May 2022 (UTC)
- For that highlight-type stuff, then yea, as far as I know, you're stuck with the style property. However, if you want to make notes to improve an article, I recommend using (see edit page!) WohMi Speaketh Here! 13:42, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
- I want to mark out parts of my article that requires improvement as a note to myself. Like this: Unfunny text. But I don't want to insert the style property everywhere for the ease of maintenance, so I am wondering if a template can do this, which I failed to find... --EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 12:53, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
I noticed that Crocotta1 has breached their restrictions multiple times lately. Are you able to do something about it? 
11:27, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
- For an example, Crocotta1 created 3 pages and 7 files yesterday. That's a violation. Does anyone want to... do something about this? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:58, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
DAMMIT.Sandwich of the Month is finally up!
By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
ARandomPage has gone crazy!
By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
- Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
- Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
- Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
- Not bothering to finish either of their articles
- Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
- Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
- Stealing the UnSignpost
- Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
- Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.
Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:07, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
- Wonderful! WohMi Speaketh Here! 01:15, 23 June 2022 (UTC)
hlep[edit source]
my mom told me to ask an idministrater if i had any problems, so here goes: Last year i had an account called R, and i cant log into it and there isnt a page for my user anymore. 74.33.171.41 (talk) 00:05, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
- I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if you need your mother's advice for issues and such, you're probably too young for this site. WohMi Speaketh Here! 16:23, 26 June 2022 (UTC)
Protected page request[edit source]
Could you please edit Template:Awardpage to change the Sandwich of the Month link's target to the actual Sandwich of the Month award? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:20, 9 July 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for July 10, 2022[edit source]
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.
The UnSignpost needs your help!
By ARandomPage
That's right, the basically-dead UnSignpost needs your help so that it works better. Now, before you leave HATE HATE HATs on ARandomPage's talkpage, let him explain. From his words: "The UnSignpost template in its current form is broken, as selecting the words/links/whatevers on the main stories will direct you to the logs section instead. I tried to fix it, but that broke some talkpages by centering their header text. Microsoft for POTUS also tried to fix it, solving both issues, but creating another one in that their version of the UnSignpost template looked a bit... ugly." And there you have it, the current situation of the UnSignpost wrapper template. If you are reading this and want to help out, message Page and discuss it with him (sorry, we couldn't find anyone else to direct you to) or fix it himself. I'm sure the idiot space will notice.
Biopic This biopic is about being too lazy to get stuff done. For example, almost every editor and admin here is too lazy to keep this place feeling alive. The lead and only editor of the UnSignpost, ARandomPage, is too lazy to bring out regularly-scheduled UnSignposts, nor write an actual good biopic, which is why this is the "biopic" you'll be getting this issue.
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week i burning your dog (9/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage is considering throwing UnSignposts into every active extended-confirmed user's talkpage, minus the ones who remove the UnSignposts.
Chat Quote From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:19, 10 July 2022 (UTC)
I love dominating my cellphone[edit source]
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)
- Ok?
08:08, 24 July 2022 (UTC) - What app is that? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:23, 24 July 2022 (UTC)
- Pinterest-
Crocotta1 23:33, 23 August 2022 (UTC)
- Pinterest-
It took you over a whole month to realize something was wrong with your user page[edit source]
Congratulations! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:56, 25 July 2022 (UTC)
- To be fair, I have been very busy doing college shit. WohMi Speaketh Here! 01:26, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for August 19, 2022[edit source]
Two anonymous vandals have attacked MrX's talkpage with spam, with one of them doing the same to both Crocotta1 and BraGreMat. MrX was absent during a latter part of the attack, Crocotta1 appears to be quite rude to these vandals, and BraGreMat is probably tired of reverting things all the time. Meanwhile, our self-proclaimed "chief editor" watched the madness, reverted a few times, and said stuff about the situation. He didn't even bother to make an UnSignpost about it until now! Ban this idiot already! Leave HATE HATE HATs on his talkpage, I demand justice!
There are errors in the Main Page!
By ARandomPage
That is correct, there are slight grammar/formatting errors in the Main Page of all pages. The errors were found by Brogo13 as a result of Page trying to place the Main Page on wheels for "Willy on Wheels Day", which is the date that Willy on Wheels first vandalized Wikipedia. That date is August 20. Page is in disbelief over the current state of his life, inability to finish his WIPs, and the admins' lack of time to spot and fix the errors in what might be Uncyclopedia's most important page. Also, he failed to finish placing the Main Page on Wheels.
Kiko4564 has returned!
By ARandomPage
The banned user known as "Kiko4564" has returned, under the not-very-subtle username of Kiko4564 Is Back. Their intention is still unclear, at least to us, but there's a good chance it's not malicious. When first banned, Kiko had an "Extremely long history of being a complete twat, both on-wiki and on IRC". They were also a Wikipedia sockpuppeteer, but that's not our business. Due to all this madness, our incompetent chief editor decided that it's a good idea to throw this edition into Kiko4564's talkpage. MrX, I beg of you, ban ARandomPage already. He's too incompetent to be in charge of the UnSignpost.
Biopic
This biopic is about conciseness and its benefits and drawbacks. The benefits: Your text is shorter. The drawbacks: Your text is shorter.
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Peng Shui (7/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage is still too lazy to make UnSignposts, and has neglected to make an UnSignpost on the MrX talkpage attack for over a week. However, that waiting did give him two stories, so...?
Chat Quote Cassie:
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:15, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
I had a really good joke, but I want to check with mods to make sure it’s not too offensive.[edit source]
@WohMi:
—
Crocotta1 23:32, 23 August 2022 (UTC)
- I'm sure you'll be fine. WohMi Speaketh Here! 18:29, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
[Redacted]—Crocotta1 19:04, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
- On second thought, it probably is.—Crocotta1 21:04, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
- Checked the idea, not the worst. Granted, it's very edgy. But, if you're trying to pitch it as an UN:News article, I would title it more like "Indians officially receive the N-Word Pass," and have the article be something about the "High Council" discussing it. Up to you, though. WohMi Speaketh Here! 21:43, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
- On second thought, it probably is.—
Just an FYI[edit source]
Rarity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keldeo. #admitthetruth! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:08, 13 September 2022 (UTC)
- I think you got this in reverse. Keldeo is far cooler than Rarity could ever be. Of course, both being from franchises which... aren't that good to begin with, they all deserve depth. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:22, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
- I am going to strangle both of you. WohMi Speaketh Here! 02:25, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
- Eat a d**k, Page --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:07, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
- I'm gonna cremate you with your Loud House funko pops, Rocko. WohMi Speaketh Here! 03:19, 15 September 2022 (UTC)
- I'm not sure how to eat letters, Rocko. Or stars, for that matter. When I was younger, I entertained the idea of trying to eat a star, but then I realized that eating a multi-million-kilometer sized sphere of plasma would be both hugely impractical and also kill me. Also, you made an error there with the "a". ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:23, 15 September 2022 (UTC)
- Eat a d**k, Page --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:07, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
- I am going to strangle both of you. WohMi Speaketh Here! 02:25, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
WHYY (?)[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: L10nM4st3r wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: FUCKING MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THE WINNER BY CHEATING (WHICH GOT REVERTED EXACTLY 60 MINUTES AGO!!!)!! Also, interesting talk page. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:41, 22 September 2022 (UTC).
My Userpage[edit source]
I picked you because your talk page was the most tantalizing. Anyway, can you create my userpage? Every time I try to, it hits me with the message of "This Might Be Spam," which, it clearly isn't. I don't care what you put on it, as long as it doesn't make me look like hitler. thanks! 12.234.216.123 (talk) 01:51, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
- Anonymous users cannot make a user page. Please create an account if you want one. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:20, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for October 21, 2022[edit source]
By ARandomPage
On October 17, 2022, L10nM4st3r broke his account by idiotically ruining how he views Uncyclopedia by testing (and breaking) his personal CSS file. He informed MrX about it, and the edit was reverted. Unfortunately for everyone involved, L10n then proceeded to completely forget his Uncyclopedia password, forcing him to create a new account, L10nM4st3r (2). He has now in the process of recovered what he can, and Kippy was able to rename him back.
Several users plot to vandalize Wikipedia, but sadly have their plan foiled
By ARandomPage
On October 18, 2022, Microsoft for POTUS started a thread on MrX's talkpage about vandalizing Wikipedia. L10nM4st3r then reported it to a Wikipedian, revealing his true allegiance to about a few people. BraGreMat also joined in the discussion, with a very interesting story about how they changed some template names a little bit and these changes went unnoticed for about two hours, which is pretty impressive once you realize how big Wikipedia and its community is. ARandomPage also left a comment, stating that he'd like to see an overly bureaucratic part of Wikipedia get vandalized. This sparked a small talk between Page and Microsoft about Wikipedia reporting IPs, which ended when they realized that people's IPs won't get reported just because they vandalized a website a little. L10n then stated that he would not hesitate to betray us in Wikipedia territory.
In other news, ARandomPage is a traitor to one of his own kind. Next story...
MrX's talkpage attacked by Svex! Again!
By ARandomPage
In a shocking act of betrayal, the recently-crowned admin known as Svex 88134kg has vandalized the talkpages of several Uncyclopedians, and even made a hate page on BraGreMat! This led to BraGreMat going on the Uncyclopedia Discord, reporting the spammer, and getting no response, leading to ARandomPage's first real finding of a Chat Quote. Once again, this vandal has been temporarily stopped and all their vandalisms deleted, and also I'm out of stuff to write on, so on to our monthly biopic!
Biopic
This biopic is about nonexistent biopics. Nonexistent biopics are very simple to create, as the first and only step of creating one is to
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SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022![edit source]
THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!
This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?
WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...
That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".
And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.
Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.
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Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you
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To protect the wiki against automated account creation, we kindly ask you to answer the question that appears below (more info): What is the name of Uncyclopedia's news network?
This is a bad question to ask. Not all new users know this. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:44, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
- It shouldn't be hard for them to figure it out. I'll make a Redirect that sends Uncyclopedia's News Network to UnSignpost, though. WohMi Speaketh Here! 16:49, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote![edit source]
UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
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Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!
