User talk:Dark Web, White Hat
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this aged like milk 152.22.40.22 (talk) 17:31, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
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it dosent matter if its an attack cus of what zana did152.22.40.22 (talk) 17:41, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- No, rudeness/attacks are still rudeness/attacks. And you're talking an awful lot about Zana. Personally, I didn't know her. But have you considered that maybe it's painful to remind others about her? (talk) 17:51, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
its not alot and im not trying to do something painful i just wanna know what happend 152.22.40.22 (talk) 17:55, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- "Attempting to solicit sex from minors", according to the UN:OFFICE entry. I think details were withheld to protect the privacy of those she hurt. She acted inappropriately, but let's not gravedance. (talk) 18:30, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
Why a pedo got banned thats good75.181.210.53 (talk) 21:27, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- Because, as DWWH pointed out, and as should be obvious, protecting the privacy of anyone else involved in something like this is paramount. MrX blow me
21:42, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
- She did wrong. But she's still a person. If you're religious, this is like what Jesus (or similar religious figure) said about loving your enemies and casting the first stone. If not, this would be what MLK and Gandhi said about unity and nonviolence. It's sufficient justice that she can't prey on others here again.
- I don't want to talk about this anymore and will probably ignore and/or report further unregistered user comments to this conversation. (talk) 22:04, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
Ok then75.181.210.53 (talk) 00:20, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
Contempt[edit source]
Dis sayin' ... --Brogo13 (talk) 19:34, 1 August 2022 (UTC)
| ... you have his permission. --Brogo13 (talk) 15:36, 17 August 2022 (UTC) |
- @Brogo13: (If he's Spike Spiegel, I'm Faye Valentine.) You may or may not know, I was on vacation, and Spike blocked you in the interim; I wasn't around to patrol your edits as part of a deal with him. I reduced the block to one week as penalty for ban evasion. As of today, you're allowed back onto the Spoon…though whether you can get on yet is another matter, I'm receiving "Service Temporarily Unavailable" error messages myself. (talk) 08:00, 21 August 2022 (UTC)