User talk:152.22.40.22

Oh Dear...

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Specifically, stop talking/asking people about Zana Dark. It's truly none of your business what happened, and ESPECIALLY don't accuse people of being Zana. Thanks. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:23, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, don't do this either. That WILL get you in trouble. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:52, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

its my page my rules152.22.40.22 (talk) 19:19, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

Suit yourself. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:14, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 4 hours for Generally misusing of talk pages (blanking, insulting). If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Generally misusing of talk pages (blanking, insulting). Thaaanks! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:14, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

WTF

Bro all he did was ask the user if he wanted to talk or not its not like he said TALK OR YOU ARE A PUNK no he asked nicely he never forced him and now ur trying to guilt trip him to make yourself look good you FUCKING asshole75.181.210.53 (talk) 00:27, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

I'm trying to use the talk page as a way to help them. If they read the template, they would see this line:

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane.  Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

That way, the user has a better idea of how to make constructive edits on Uncyclopedia as opposed to less-than-constructive. Side note, you're not making very constructive edits here either. Calm down. That can also get you in trouble. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:20, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

Also, they randomly accused another user of being a blocked user and insulted said user in the process. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:25, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

can i take a shit or will that get me banned152.22.40.22 (talk) 13:29, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. But continuously editing people's userpages and blanking talk pages (Yes, even if they're yours) MAY get you banned. So cut that out. And regarding your shit, be sure to wipe! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:52, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

so i cant even have my talk page 152.22.40.22 (talk) 13:54, 5 January 2022 (UTC) its my talkpage bro whats the big deal152.22.40.22 (talk) 13:54, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

You can have your talk page. The issue is that you're blanking important messages directed towards you, which honestly wouldn't be so bad if you didn't do it 4-ish times. As well as vandalizing my userpage. Just don't edit other people's userpages, and don't blank any pages, and you'll be good. I'll undo this block, but don't do it again. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:58, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 hours for Almost IMMEDIATELY doing what was asked not of you, plus vandalizing userspaces. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop Almost IMMEDIATELY doing what was asked not of you, plus vandalizing userspaces. Thaaanks! --WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:20, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

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This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

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Request reason:

please unblock my main account n00b king or atleast let me edit my talk page i made one mistake

Decline reason:

This request fails to address the large and annoying amount of abusive sockpuppetry committed by this user. MrX blow me 19:05, 10 January 2022 (UTC)

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