User talk:MrX
know what's crazy?[edit source]
the fact that the first UnNews I write ends up all but featured. 
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Nicely done! Looks like it just got featured a few minutes ago. I probably would've voted for but have been super busy lately, still haven't had a chance to read it. MrX blow me
23:20, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
okay[edit source]
how many blowjobs to get thumbsucker? it would be fun to see how shitty some old articles are and to see if I can fix them KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- At least 6. You can pay me back later. Enjoy the extra button and be sure to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:21, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
Actually dead, huh[edit source]
let the dead dick jokes commence KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
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Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
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- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:26, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Oops, we did it again![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.
Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.
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- Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish
- Turb0 is my full first name.
- Did you finally get a life? -Soviet
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
- Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish
- No.
- Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish
- No.
- Do you like my humour? -Soviet
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:52, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: i assume you meant this to be a template...? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:49, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Hack this page. It got deleted by Alula for calling it "unfunny"[edit source]
UnNews:The US state of North Carolina bans strawberries entirely, farmers rebel against statewide ban. Gabri growl sniff
- Since you asked so nicely... MrX blow me 20:33, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Edit war arbitration[edit source]
Haven't been active for a while for personal reasons, but an image I put on A Minecraft Movie (an article that I have written) was replaced, and my reversion of the edit that replaced it was reverted by the same editor. Could this be resolved? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:38, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- I went ahead and restored your image and left a note on the talk page. MrX blow me 17:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks a ton! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday![edit source]
It's time for your birthday spankings! Now please, assume the position. 
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)