I made a lot of voting templates. Nice to have a wide variety of choices... although, we need more funny ones. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:59, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
A story that was built, a retrospective on the wildly popular ASBOxAAT series, listed February 22nd, 2026 as the date that L10nM4st3r would make a page called "A story built one advertisement at a time". After some pushing by Fish on skates and Gergdown, the page was made 5 days later. L10n, the geek he is, actually found a way to redirect the main page (yes, THAT main page) to editing the article. MrX and even I found that to be a bit too far, so after some mild craziness, the main page is back to how it is, and MrX may or may not be able to edit it. Don't mind the site notice.
Deemox, the noob that was covered here a few months(?) ago, has now become an extended confirmed user. He has now written around six articles, all of which are very good and you should read them. none of them will crash your computer I promise[citation needed]. they are all very high quality.
what is your opinion about the fact that I am in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
no you're not. i checked.
Does it ever hail in Boston? Because believe it or not, it does in Ventura (Wait, never mind, that was graupel, or maybe sleet.) — OPOSSUM
the last time it did was maybe, 4 years ago?
Does the sun ever set on the Bostonian Empire? — alula
no
Did you know that you're really bad at checking if someone is in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
yes
What do did you do with your life before you joined Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
fuck if i remember
What will you do with your life now that you've joined uncyclopedia? — Gammakid999
fuck if i know
From The Logs
02:35, 20 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, administrator and flood (the dutch will not be happy about this)
01:51, 21 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, flood, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator (dani why did you ask for flood when you very clearly weren't gonna use it for something spammy)
22:30, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 14 hours, 18 minutes and 31 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
22:31, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Soviet with an expiration time of 32 minutes and 2 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
00:19, 2 March 2026 Alula unblocked Fish on skates (right, this block is 14 hours long...)
Lord hans (talk) 19:19, 16 March 2026 (UTC)i have no idea how to use this fucking thing and would u plz stop sending me warning for no fucking reason?Lord hans (talk) 19:19, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
Lol those warnings were not for no fucking reason. MrXblow me 19:24, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!
March 18th, 2026 • Issue #246 • It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERM- oh. It's just the UnSignpost. Go home, everybody.Current issue • Archives • Press Room
BREAKING NEWS! A new project is sweeping the realmstate closet we broadcast out of! That's right, The UnHistory book is a thing! Right now we're still in the "pinging every single old person we can think of" stage (see biopic below), but it's gonna be pretty cool. At least, that's what I think. After all, as Shakespeare once said, "Quoting people is fun!"
It has been... a while... but the goofiness has hit the towers of Uncyclopedia and like three other social media sites. Double-whammy as it was created September 11th. This is DEFINITELY not Gerg assploding after six months of soft labour! Will it BREAK YOUR RAISIN-SIZED BRAIN? Fuck, you didn't even HAVE a brain before you wanna play this shitty mod!
Honestly I'm not even gonna DARE add any more context. For those anti-youngings (oldlings) reading this, interacting with the Priest Goofball mod is as dangerous as having an erection in Chernobyl.
MK is making some cool new sigs! Ones that jump, ones that spin, ones that hit you with a car, ones that gamble, and ones that do other shit! Some have sound, even! In addition to this, MK has been making other cool CSS creations, and even made my sig!
Biopic
Codeine, your anti-drug, is still around apparently. You never know who might be lurking in the shadows. You never know who's gonna poke out of the shadows and then go right back in again because the shadows are decidedly comfy, or come back from a monthly month-long hiatus for a soda and some minor edits, or explore the old corridors and see if they still smell like they used to.
Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? — AtomicAnon
yuppers
From The Logs
01:08, 10 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (for edit conflicting me in Forum:Last person to edit wins >:[)
00:16, 16 March 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 00:44, 20 June 3023 (account creation disabled) (The cabal wishes it)
00:20, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (two can play this game... >:])
00:23, 16 March 2026 Alula unblocked Alula (this is uncyclopedia. there are no games to be played here. except the priest goofball mod)
00:29, 16 March 2026 DaniPine3 unblocked DaniPine3 (goofball mod tomorrow)
Thank you for informing me. I'm glad to see it was already taken care of. Now I will need a hot bubble bath to relieve my stress. MrXblow me 16:04, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Dine 
TRUCK!
