I smoke cigars, therefore your argument is invalid.
I made a lot of voting templates. Nice to have a wide variety of choices... although, we need more funny ones. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:59, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- Nicely done! MrX blow me
23:33, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- Which one is YOUR favorite? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:57, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
- Probably buttinsky. MrX blow me 00:53, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
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Buttinsky) yes, it's very useful --Dame Fish on skates 
DUN VFH UotM 01:13, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
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March 4th, 2026 • Issue #245 • We don't know what to put here anymore
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It turns out that Squaw Dee hasn't been run over by a Bergentruck at all, because he's suddenly reappeared. This news quickly spread to his talk page, OPOSSUM's talk page, and famous forum Last person to edit wins. However, the so-called decoy deer's comeback has invited wild conspiracies that would make DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person seem legit. Said conspiracies include Squaw Deer being a sockpuppet of L10nM4st3r, and OPOSSUM causing the January 2026 server shutdown.
Votes for deletion news
Recently, Votes for deletion has been getting flooded with nominations, mainly due to Soviet finding NRV stubs on Special:ShortPages. The sheer amount of nominations has made Gergdown create: Forum:Count to fucking twenty (This is for you VFD-nommers) because apparently, there's a 20-article limit. The forum proved that nobody knows how to count, something that Count to a 5 million should have already hammered in.
A story that was built, a retrospective on the wildly popular ASBOxAAT series, listed February 22nd, 2026 as the date that L10nM4st3r would make a page called "A story built one advertisement at a time". After some pushing by Fish on skates and Gergdown, the page was made 5 days later. L10n, the geek he is, actually found a way to redirect the main page (yes, THAT main page) to editing the article. MrX and even I found that to be a bit too far, so after some mild craziness, the main page is back to how it is, and MrX may or may not be able to edit it. Don't mind the site notice.
OPOSSUM retires for real
He's gone.
He's really gone.
He will be dearly missed.
Biopic
Deemox, the noob that was covered here a few months(?) ago, has now become an extended confirmed user. He has now written around six articles, all of which are very good and you should read them. none of them will crash your computer I promise[Nuh uh]. they are all very high quality.
- what is your opinion about the fact that I am in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
- no you're not. i checked.
- Does it ever hail in Boston? Because believe it or not, it does in Ventura (Wait, never mind, that was graupel, or maybe sleet.) — OPOSSUM
- the last time it did was maybe, 4 years ago?
- Does the sun ever set on the Bostonian Empire? — alula
- no
- Did you know that you're really bad at checking if someone is in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
- yes
- What do did you do with your life before you joined Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
- fuck if i remember
- What will you do with your life now that you've joined uncyclopedia? — Gammakid999
- fuck if i know
From The Logs
- 02:35, 20 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, administrator and flood (the dutch will not be happy about this)
- 01:51, 21 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, flood, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator (dani why did you ask for flood when you very clearly weren't gonna use it for something spammy)
- 22:30, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 14 hours, 18 minutes and 31 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
- 22:31, 1 March 2026 Alula blocked Soviet with an expiration time of 32 minutes and 2 seconds (account creation disabled) (the cabal (LPTEW) wishes it)
- 00:19, 2 March 2026 Alula unblocked Fish on skates (right, this block is 14 hours long...)
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TRUCK!
--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 01:46, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
TRUCK!