User talk:MrX
know what's crazy?[edit source]
the fact that the first UnNews I write ends up all but featured. 
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Nicely done! Looks like it just got featured a few minutes ago. I probably would've voted for but have been super busy lately, still haven't had a chance to read it. MrX blow me
23:20, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
okay[edit source]
how many blowjobs to get thumbsucker? it would be fun to see how shitty some old articles are and to see if I can fix them KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- At least 6. You can pay me back later. Enjoy the extra button and be sure to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:21, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
Actually dead, huh[edit source]
let the dead dick jokes commence KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
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- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:26, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Oops, we did it again![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.
Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.
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- Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Turb0 is my full first name.
- Did you finally get a life? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
- Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- No.
- Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- No.
- Do you like my humour? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:52, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: i assume you meant this to be a template...? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:49, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Hack this page. It got deleted by Alula for calling it "unfunny"[edit source]
UnNews:The US state of North Carolina bans strawberries entirely, farmers rebel against statewide ban. Gabri growl sniff
- Since you asked so nicely... MrX blow me 20:33, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Edit war arbitration[edit source]
Haven't been active for a while for personal reasons, but an image I put on A Minecraft Movie (an article that I have written) was replaced, and my reversion of the edit that replaced it was reverted by the same editor. Could this be resolved? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:38, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- I went ahead and restored your image and left a note on the talk page. MrX blow me 17:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks a ton! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday![edit source]
It's time for your birthday spankings! Now please, assume the position. 
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thank you sir may I have another?! MrX blow me 19:38, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- eh, sorry to disrupt whatever was going on here but- I didn't
rememberknow it was your birthday today; so happy birthday, birthday boy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 18 November 2025 (UTC)- Thaaanks! MrX blow me 19:43, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Show me your
titsnew birthday ball!KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:44, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- . MrX blow me 19:50, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Wow! That one's more square than usual. Is that one your special one? Also, you can receive as many spankings as you desire.
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:15, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's my lucky one. Special means retarded and is therefore a deeply offensive word. MrX blow me 20:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Do you have a retarded one? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:22, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Do you have a retarded one?
- It's my lucky one. Special means retarded and is therefore a deeply offensive word. MrX blow me
- Wow! That one's more square than usual. Is that one your special one? Also, you can receive as many spankings as you desire.
- . MrX blow me
- Show me your
- Thaaanks! MrX blow me
- eh, sorry to disrupt whatever was going on here but- I didn't
what are your thoughts on this music.[edit source]
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:34, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Very chill. I like it. MrX blow me 22:52, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- ty GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:12, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
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- Opinions on Chicago? — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Ew.
- Do you know what a kilometer is? — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- no
- Face reveal when? — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- no
- What country are you from? — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- What do you think
- You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
- Ya like jazz?
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:04, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Ban for User:BarbieLover[edit source]
You might not be the best admin to ask this considering how they seem to dislike you personally, but I'm almost certain that they're a troll. How they haven't been blocked yet is beyond me. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:54, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: I think the reason they haven't been blocked yet is that it's been like 10 months or so without that user editing on this wiki. also, I don't think they're a troll, although it's true when they used to edit here they could be a tad annoying and/or unfunny. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:58, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's not even been one month lol
15:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Template:Pinf has it? I don't remember that guy editing here since last year or so. when have they come back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: here Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Also, pinf 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: oh, I hadn't seen that. still, I wouldn't call them a "troll" per se, but it's true they seem to have an irrational hatred for MrX just because he reverted them once. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:32, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Also, pinf
- @DaniPine3: here Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Template:Pinf has it? I don't remember that guy editing here since last year or so. when have they come back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's not even been one month lol
Insert USP header here[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
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- AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
- Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
- Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
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Also, would you mind putting the USP template on your talk page and not your user page? it just makes it easier for me to shoot through sending these Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday![edit source]
So along with your birthday balls, do you grow any special ones for holidays? Like on Halloween you'd grow a pumpkin ball, and for Christmas you'd get one that looks like an ornament? If so, what did you get for thanksgiving? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)