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AAAAAAAAA![edit]

AAAAAAAAA! – Preceding unsigned comment added by AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAA! • AAAAAAAAA!)

I couldn’t agree more. MrX blow me 14:42, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAA A AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA. AAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA: — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 21:17, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
Yeah that’s a great point! MrX blow me 04:54, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
AAAAAA AAAAAAL10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 05:53, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
AAA Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:30, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
AA — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 14:56, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
Dogs. MrX blow me 22:37, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
At least vote and argue and start a war on that page, would ya? — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 07:23, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Yes check.svg Done Didn't really look like a vote, but I added a dogs section. MrX blow me 15:39, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
I added a cat section because I could Don't really mind what gois where TBH, as long as it is on that page. — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 15:47, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Cool cool. MrX blow me 15:48, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Why in heck has this conversation sprouted up from an AAAAAAAAA! joke? ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:09, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
Because all great _________s start with AAAAAAAAA! MrX blow me 05:05, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
Yes check.svg AAAAAAAAA!, AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAA!) 02:15, 28 September 2022 (UTC)

Fake blocked[edit]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1,568 years for thinking Fluttershy is better than Rarity. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking Fluttershy is better than Rarity. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:10, 6 September 2022 (UTC)


Well that makes me angry, and when I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... MrX blow me 22:49, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

Weird thing I thought of[edit]

Wheel.png = Mandoo "M" logo.png. Hopefully you understand what it means. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 15:46, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Uuuuuggghhhh, no I don't. What does it mean? MrX blow me 15:50, 8 September 2022 (UTC)
Vandalism. Vandal is M. As we all know, Willy on Wheels is the symbol for vandalism, thus a wheel is used here to denote the "vandal" part of the equation.
I need to sleep more... ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 15:54, 8 September 2022 (UTC)
Ah, I see, haha. MrX blow me 15:58, 8 September 2022 (UTC)
I am just wiping myself with tissues: ~~~~. Also I'm actually a human. [citation needed][dubious]L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 17:18, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

We gotta work on this[edit]

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Queen_Elizabeth_II_Finally_Croaks_and_Charles_the_Pedophille_Becomes_His_Majesty_Ruler_of_the_Bri*ish_People – Preceding unsigned comment added by Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk • contribs)

Couldn't you just have piped-linked that? It's a normal UnNews article, albeit a long one. Also, sign your messages, or something. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 02:21, 9 September 2022 (UTC)
Not much of a start, but I do like those quotes. No need for the late delivery template tho. So far the only real ideas I have are to say that given her son's adulterous lifestyle, he is expected to take British Royal Spending to great new heights, or something. We could also say that in heaven she is being reunited with the love of her life, her cousin (technically they were third cousins, but still). MrX blow me 04:48, 9 September 2022 (UTC)

A troll[edit]

On my talk page, a troll left me a message and threatened to kill me. Please help me! Strangely the username matched mine. — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 20:31, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

K I'm on it. MrX blow me 20:42, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

Sooo...[edit]

I made around 100 redirects from moving pages around my userspace. First, can you delete every redirect in my userspace exept User:L10nM4st3r/Some random game and any subpages of "How deep does this go". Some are not redirects anymore and are in QVFD using the template you told me not to use. Then you have one of 4 options:

  1. Ban me
  2. Give me supress redirect rights as I have on the english wikibooks
  3. Do the "page deletes" above 1000 more times
  4. Ban me

Choose whichever one you want. — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 20:08, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

K, why did you make so many redirects? Yes I can delete them, and I'll probably get to it soon. I might be able to start now, maybe later tonight, maybe tomorrow, maybe this weekend, but it'll happen eventually. Now for my "options":
  1. Definitely.
  2. We don't have that here.
  3. Probably.
  4. Definitely.
I'll try to get started soon. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:19, 21 September 2022 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: ok I deleted some of them. Can you please put the other ones you'd like deleted on QVFD? Go ahead and use that template. Ignore what I said about it earlier. Yeah the stuff might not get archived but I think we'll survive somehow. MrX blow me 05:03, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Thanks! I've tagged some more. Also, your comments make me laugh, at the same time it seems you hate me or something? I made the pages by accident when I made typos and stuff. Now my watchlist is a fucking mess. — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 07:56, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
You don´t need to have all those page on your watchlist, you know. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:01, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
But it's a funcking pain in the ass to unwatch them. I'm unwatching them now. — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 08:22, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
If I've made you laugh, then I've done my job, and no I do not hate you, not even close. No worries about accidentally making typos stuff. And I should have time to go through and huff some stuff again later today. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:54, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
 :!) Am I funny? 0/10, whats your rating. 0 is so unfunny that it would be better if I was banned. 10 is so funny everything I've made is featured. Which is obviously false xD — L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 16:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Yes, you are funny. Tough to put a number on it, but basically I'd say your articles have good humor and lots of potential. If you keep working on them, I'm sure they could be VFHworthy in the near future. MrX blow me 18:26, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

HELP IM ON FIRE OH FUCKA I@@@@[edit]

Hey, I just found out about this website today, and I would like to know more about it and what is considered funny and not funny, if you could take a look at my articles I've created on my profile and deem it funny or unfunny would be great so I know what to improve and remove, thanks.

Sincerely,

Dick Willie Johnson.

Sodapoppers (talk) 23:27, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

Read UN:HTBFANJS for a basic idea before MrX replies Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Hey! Yes your articles are considered funny here (this is a place where funny things are considered funny). I'm not sure if Jimmy Mozzarella is quite up to VFH standards, but I wouldn't be surprised if it passes, and I might even vote for featuring it after I have time to read it all, but it's definitely good and funny enough that I will not vote against featuring it. The humor is pretty good, but maybe a little on the bizarre side, which is not necessarily a problem. I'm also gonna clean up some grammar and wording stuff in it when I get a chance, unless someone else does before me. In the meantime, keep up the good work! Cheers. MrX blow me 04:32, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Wow, thanks, I appreciate the feedback! I've been thinking about making a whole saga and story about these wacky characters as well as side characters. Have a good day! Sodapoppers (talk) 04:42, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho, you too, and yeah, having articles with humor that is related in one way or another is always good. MrX blow me 04:47, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

SSD[edit]

Could you move whatever was huffed from there into a sub page of my user page? It looks like an interesting concept of an article so I'm going to see if I can re-write it to be not stupid eventually. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:27, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Here it is User:Microsoft for POTUS/SSD Cheers. MrX blow me 04:54, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Some IPs are having a stroke[edit]

Check Special:NewPages Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:33, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that's the Italian spammer, who I'm pretty sure is Wolverhampton/Walbro. Thanks for point it out. I'm on it. And then I'll get to that other SSD thing. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:35, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Got it, thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:36, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

79.33.222.75[edit]

whois.com/whois shows they are registered through tim.it, a legitimate residential ISP. Could report to abuse@retail.telecomitalia.it and ask them to investigate if the Internet connection is being used for spam/vandalism Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:41, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

We shouldn't report something like this. It's not actual spam, just a douche who likes trolling us. And it's a fairly easy problem to deal with. If we were ever to get a more sophisticated attack, something too hard for us to deal with and something more damaging, then yeah, we should report it. But for now it's fine. MrX blow me 04:46, 22 September 2022 (UTC)
Alright, makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:48, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Spontaneous death syndrome[edit]

Likely needs to be removed from {{DidYouKnow}} as the article has been deleted. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:01, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Good catch, thanks. MrX blow me 18:28, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

AI Generated[edit]

This page is just a random video. I can't listen to the audio (computer problems), but video contents don't seem interesting. Do you think this should be marked for deletion? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:41, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Joli Rouge icon.svg Huffed MrX blow me 18:31, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

VFD and QVFD[edit]

There's a very large backlog that probably needs to be reviewed. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:41, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Eh, I've seen larger. I'm gonna work on those protection requests and maybe get to the D's another time. MrX blow me 22:02, 23 September 2022 (UTC)
Alright Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:18, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
Looks like Kippy got em :) MrX blow me 05:42, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

ORA MI SUICIDO I SUICIDE MYSELF I'M DRUNK OK[edit]

Italian spam or an IP editor with a stroke.

Make an AbuseFilter to catch stupidly short articles with very long titles. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:37, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Also try:
article_namespace == 0 & "e godiamoci pure questa linea con descrizioni generiche sennò ci stangano subito e qui bisogna essere rapidi ed invisibili" in lcase(added_lines)
Actually we don't wanna add anything to the abuse filter unless we're having some serious problems. We already get false positives from the abuse filter all the time. MrX blow me 05:44, 24 September 2022 (UTC)
Makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:12, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Ultraviolet[edit]

Is this allowed?

If so, please protect Uncyclopedia:Ultraviolet/configuration.json and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn/configuration.json to extended confirmed protection so that people besides me, admins, and other extended confirmed users can't edit it and screw up the configuration for everyone else. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Microsoft for POTUS (talk • contribs)

I think that's fine. What exactly is it? Just out of curiosity. The Wikipedia page on it is incredibly vague, actually surprisingly. One of the few things they're truly good at is documenting their excessive bureaucracy and stuff. Looks like that page already was protected. If you need anything else protected just let me know or post it on the Cassie talk protection requests page. MrX blow me 23:24, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
Similar to RedWarn, but sort of a re-branding/they added more features. My understanding is that, eventually, they will stop updating RedWarn, and move their new ideas to Ultraviolet. And yeah, got it, thanks. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:44, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Brogo[edit]

See here

This user keeps "fixing" problems that are certainly not broken. They persistently delete talk page messages warning them about this. I left a message at the top of their talk page saying "Older warnings and/or other comments on this page have been removed, but are still viewable in the page history", for the sake of transparency, while also allowing him to control his own talk page and organize it, but he reverted this too using the edit summary "ce <- click there".

Additionally, not only did he revert that addition, he also removed your block message, Zana's warning message, and my question about why he keeps removing legitimate things, all in that same edit.

Brogo has good intentions, but most of their edits are, at best, fixing imaginary problems, and, at worst, screwing talk pages up.

I'd like your opinion on what to do next. Thanks. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:16, 25 September 2022 (UTC)

Looks like he got blocked, almost assuredly rightfully so, thought I haven't really looked at everything he's done recently. In my opinion, Brogo's behavior is always one mistake away from another block. Yes, he's almost always correct with his grammar corrections, but he often changes articles in ways that makes them significantly less funny. When he does that, just go ahead and revert any/all of it. He can also be quite a dick.
As for removing stuff from his own talk page, I think that's fine. It's his talk page, he doesn't have to keep warnings on it if he doesn't want to. MrX blow me 23:30, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
That makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:43, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Ideas about Italian vandalism etc.[edit]

Maybe we should require users to sign up before they can create pages (but they can still edit while logged out). Most vandals are not very bright and will use a very similar pattern of usernames that makes them easier to detect. Also, a lot of the articles created by signed-out users don't make much sense.

Additionally, this is just my opinion, but I would advise against leaving theories in your edit summary or block reason about who a specific vandal is. It might make them feel like they're getting attention. I'm not entirely against theorizing a vandal's identity (especially if they're harassing many communities or making death threats, in which case you could report them to their ISP or similar), but it's not a good idea to tell them who you think they are. Just my opinion though. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:16, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

If it becomes a bigger problem, we might start requiring users to have accounts to create pages. But for now, we need as few barriers as possible to get people to participate. As for the summaries when blocking, I don't care if the vandal feels they're getting attention. We need to track patterns, and sometimes these guys go dormant for months and then reappear. MrX blow me 22:46, 27 September 2022 (UTC)
Fair Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:51, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

Kakun[edit]

All I did was add a the category [[category:penis]] to a page he was editing as a joke. It was a single edit that could easily be reverted, he said I was annoying him, and blocked me for an entire month. I just wanted to make him laugh.—Mightyena.pngCrocotta1Mightyena.png 02:15, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

That was not the only thing you did, not even close. If you need a recap, look at Kakun's talk page, it's a good generalized sample of your behavior here. Your extremely cringeworthy whining about circumcision is not what Uncyclopedia is for. You've been warned about this multiple times. I was hoping the month off would have given you time to think about it, calm down, and come back with a better attitude. I guess you're oblivious. MrX blow me 05:13, 1 October 2022 (UTC)