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know what's crazy?

the fact that the first UnNews I write ends up all but featured. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Nicely done! Looks like it just got featured a few minutes ago. I probably would've voted for but have been super busy lately, still haven't had a chance to read it. MrX blow me 23:20, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

okay

how many blowjobs to get thumbsucker? it would be fun to see how shitty some old articles are and to see if I can fix them _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

At least 6. You can pay me back later. Enjoy the extra button and be sure to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:21, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

You're very welcome. And that idea sounds nice but also way too complicated. MrX blow me 03:41, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

Actually dead, huh

let the dead dick jokes commence _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

Indeed. MrX blow me 16:49, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

Damn the torpedos USP!=

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November 5, 2025 • Issue #228 • Archives • Press Room

There is no news

By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?

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Turb0 gets thumbsucker By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.

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