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Blocked again[edit]

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You have been blocked from editing for a period of not really for refusing to admit that Rarity is best pony. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop refusing to admit that Rarity is best pony. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:45, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

LIES!! SLANDER!! LIBEL!! You can expect to hear from my lawyer. MrX blow me 19:09, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT A PRINCESS TO YOU, FAGGOT!? >:( --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:13, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
Lol as you may recall, I never said she’s not a princess. I said she’s a Meghan Markle, while Fluttershy is a Princess Di that never died :) MrX blow me 23:36, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
[1] --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:59, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
My thoughts exactly! MrX blow me 19:20, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

Why did you delete my edit[edit]

Why did you delete my edit, its just a roast session! Why, Uncyclopedia is just a deeply vandalised form of Wikipedia anyway? – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Which edit? Some of them were talking about someone nobody knows. The most recent was, as I said, almost acceptable but out of place and meh. No, Uncyclopedia is not a deeply vandalised form of Wikipedia. Please read the guides in the message I left on your talk page. MrX blow me 06:17, 4 August 2021 (UTC)
Ok, just leave it there I just want to edit not delete anymore. I'm new here. And Sam and Colby have 5 million subscribers. It seems like ypu have no idea that they exist. Google them, then they'll pop up, then subscribe to them they make good videos. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)
Yeah but nobody knows who Aaron is or why you yearn for him to suck your ballz. It’s cool that you’re new here, I’m happy to help, let me know if you have any questions. I am gonna have to go undo some/all of your recent edits to YouTubers cuz they don’t really fit and, again, we don’t care about Aaron. If you do readd some stuff to that article, please try to make it fit within the article. The guides on your talk page can help with that. YouTubers is tricky cuz that article has a unique format, but still. I also recommend you create an account. And again, welcome! MrX blow me 06:30, 4 August 2021 (UTC)


What exactly "doesn't work" here? (I see no red links.) --Brogo13 (talk) 02:45, 5 August 2021 (UTC)

Look at the section 2000 presidential campaign, in your version, it says Ross Perot's instead of Ross Perot's. I’m pretty sure you can type it that way on the parody, and the whole thing will still be a blue link, but that doesn’t work here. MrX blow me 02:52, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
I'm/I’m pretty sure tooltips consistently render the actual target, e.g. rossing and Rossification, regardless what's underlined. (Eh? Eh?) If the underlining here is relevant, please elucidate. If it isn't, please elucidate. --Brogo13 (talk) 05:03, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
As you should already be able to see, that doesn’t work when the stuff outside the brackets contains punctuation. MrX blow me 05:17, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
Thank you sir. --Brogo13 (talk) 16:30, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
Um, you're welcome, I guess. MrX blow me 16:37, 5 August 2021 (UTC)


I responded to your edit at Talk:Wales. --It is me (talk) 22:49, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

And I responded there as well. MrX blow me 23:04, 6 August 2021 (UTC)


Please take a look at this,
then reconsider this.
Thanks. --Brogo13 (talk) 01:41, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

Brogo, you’re forgetting a few things here. Number one, the English language is not as rigidly defined as others, like languages with governing bodies or “academies” or whatever, so something like where to put your “only” is not that big of a deal. Number two, where to put your only can be a semi important deal here in the world of comedy where wording placement is important not for grammatical purposes but for comedic purposes, mainly timing. Number three, as I’ve told you before, sometimes I revert your entire edit because it is a super long edit with some bad wording changes and some neutral grammar/spacing changes, so reverting is a clear net positive.
I wanna point out that I do appreciate most of what you do here. For the record, you were correct about that whole 's debate in the Kamala Harris article. I didn’t wanna jump in cuz I didn’t need the headache, but I appreciate what you did there, or tried to do and kinda compromised on, if I remember correctly. Please keep up the good work, and please understand that sometimes the placement of the word only is funnier a different way. I’m still happy to discuss this if you still disagree. Cheers. MrX blow me 03:49, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
So moving each only from where I had it to where you prefer it makes the article funnier? How? Please, I really do want to understand the basis for those four opinions. Meanwhile ...
I went from gramatically incorrect to gramatically correct.[1] However, (1) where I put a particular word is not that big of a deal,[2] (2) where I put a particular word can be semi-important,[3] and (3) placement is important. Got it.[4] --Brogo13 (talk) 07:58, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Uh, Brogo, can you actually speak in a comprehensible way? Note that being comprehensible is different to being technically grammatically correct and confusing. Like, "something up with which I just have to put" can be written more clearly as "just something I have to put up with". Also, just knock it off with the passive-aggressive attitude. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  08:36, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Yes. I can. Yes I can. Yes, I can. I can, yes. Actually.[5] --Brogo13 (talk) 15:50, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Thanks Hipponias, I was beginning to worry I was the only one having trouble understanding what Brogo says. Anyway, um yes, as I said, often times moving the placement of the word "only", or other words, makes it funnier than you made it. How? It usually sounds better than the way you word it. I can't make it any simpler than that. MrX blow me 16:14, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
preach ate chew --Brogo13 (talk) 19:46, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
I'm guessing that means something about hating me, whatever. MrX blow me 04:38, 14 August 2021 (UTC)
  1. MrX agreed, times four
  2. unless they object to this particular placement
  3. they may or may not approve of this particular placement
  4. Other editors' Undo buttons ("guess what I didn't like") are apparently something up with which I just have to put.
  5. Your something phrase is indeed "clearer" in that you said it with eight words instead of nine, and is grammatically immaculate, but incomprehensibility is different from (not to) funny.

All joking aside[edit]

Are you a legit brony, or are you just pretending to want to hug Fluttershy as a joke? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 19:04, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

Lol I've never even seen the show. But when you first started that forum or whatever about it, you and Kippy disagreeing on which was the best, I just looked it up on wikipedia and picked one to stubbornly say is the best. MrX blow me 19:30, 16 August 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, I figured that was the case. Rarity is still best tho. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:49, 20 August 2021 (UTC)
Nuh uh, #FLUTTERSHY4EVA!! MrX blow me 04:07, 21 August 2021 (UTC)
Watch at least three episodes of Friendship is Magic and pick an actual favorite pony, then you can join in on the joke. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:23, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Aaaaaahhhhhhh, that's no fair! MrX blow me 21:33, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Haha k. I guess I'll have to pull an Elizabeth Warren and step back and respect those who are actually in the tribe. MrX blow me 21:59, 27 August 2021 (UTC)


" Whew! That was a close one... "
It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandal.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.
Awarded on: August 17 2021

Thank you for taking care of that crap!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:38, 17 August 2021

Any time! And I still can't figure out why I couldn't revert their edit to File:SaveUncycBanner1Update.png, but fortunately Supergeeky1 helped out too. MrX blow me 19:44, 17 August 2021 (UTC)
Haha thanks ZD! MrX blow me 15:29, 20 August 2021 (UTC)

Some Facts About a User[edit]

Hey there! I'm a new user on Uncyclopedia. I joined here because I was snooping on Google Search looking for a user named Strange. Sounds familiar? This is because he had an account on here called CoolKidz9001 (I'm sure you know about him.) I found a search result for CoolKidz's user talk and saw that this was a guy I heard about before. I assume he had multiple socks (UnAnything Fan and TheVeryStrangeOne45) on here which I know have been banned.

However, I know some info about this guy. He used to be on a wiki I moderate on (UnAnything on FANDOM) if it isn't obvious already, but he was banned a long time ago due to simply breaking our rules and being globalled. His name was TheVeryStrangeOne45 (which is one of the sock's name).

I also assume he came on here around the same time his first UnAnything Wiki sock (LostToTime23) was officially blocked, as to presumably move on from UnAnything.

I hope this info helps 😀 DeeDaaDooDOS (talk) 13:15, 22 August 2021 (UTC)

Normally what someone does on another wiki doesn’t matter here, but still, thanks. MrX blow me 17:11, 22 August 2021 (UTC)

Can you delete this page or nominate it for vfd?[edit]

Can you delete or VFD Everywhere at the end of time? It really isn't funny, the construction tag expired, and I was planning to write this article. Also, can Little Bill and The Wall (Prison) be VFD'd now? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

You’re welcome to nominate them for VFD, but I’ll take a look later and see if I should straight huff them since at least one of them has an expired maintenance tag. MrX blow me 02:59, 25 August 2021 (UTC)
Alright I huffed everywhere at the end of time, go ahead and recreate it. MrX blow me 03:01, 25 August 2021 (UTC)

Passive–aggressive behavior[edit]

Hi, can you allow me to edit the article Passive–aggressive behavior? I stumbled upon it when I clicked random feature, and the lack of commas in places may cause me to tear all my hair out. Alternatively, if you're confident in your own grammatical skills, please fix it yourself. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:04, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Hey Wohmi, I've changed it to extended confirmed. I'm quite confident (and opinionated) in my grammatical skills, but I'll let you handle this one. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:59, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Gratzi. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:45, 30 August 2021 (UTC)

Can you help me with a Socialist template?[edit]

Hello comrade, I have noticed that there is not a template for Socialist, can you help me create one?--Apookykorah (talk) 15:23, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

Sure, what'd you have in mind? Some sort of user box? MrX blow me 15:28, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok @Apookykorah: I went ahead and created Template:User socialist and put it on your user page. You should of course feel free to remove it. You may also feel free to edit the template, and I'm happy to help create another if you'd like. Also FYI, Zana Dark is especially knowledgeable and helpful with templates (decent chance she'll have to correct something in the socialist template). MrX blow me 22:07, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

I have something to tell you[edit]

Could you please delete these pages:

Boner Conduction - vandalism

The Backyardigans - zero content - unneeded

Lalaloopsy - zero content - unneeded - unneeded

The Wall (Prison) - zero content - unneeded

Little Bill - zero content - unneeded

Heckler & Koch MP5 - vandalism - unneeded – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

I'll make time this weekend to go through VFD, I probably won't be able to today tho. MrX blow me 20:40, 3 September 2021 (UTC)

Found an uncyclopedia not listed on[edit] None of the pages are protected, and the wiki has been inactive for years. All of the pages have broken formatting and other stuff. There's also the mirror uncyclopedia, but you probably know about that one. (talk) 19:46, 8 September 2021 (UTC)

Interesting, looks like it might have been where this wiki actually existed in the before time, in the long, long ago. And I'm kinda familiar with the mirror site, not sure who runs it though. Thanks for pointing this out! MrX blow me 20:53, 8 September 2021 (UTC)
Thanks for the heads up, IP address! I put a little message on the main page directing them to our site. P.S. Gonna check through some of that website's features. If there are any not included here, I may spork them over. (And take full credit for them, mwahahahaha!)WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:34, 9 September 2021 (UTC)
Nice! MrX blow me 02:52, 9 September 2021 (UTC)
This site ( appears to be an unauthorised copy of the Spoon ( (now We will investigate at our end. In addition, Fandom are now hosting this which now occupies the former address before that site was originally deactivated in May 2019. The original mirror site is still hosted by Carlb and dates back to 2008 or there abouts. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:53, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok, cool, good to know, thanks! MrX blow me 16:06, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
The website appears to have been shut down. (talk) 20:22, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Interesting. MrX blow me 20:23, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

I'll cut you a deal[edit]

Kippy's not responding to my joke arguments, so I'll cut you a deal: watch one episode of Friendship is Magic and pick who you think is best pony, and then you can joke argue with me about it. Avons-nous un accord? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:11, 14 September 2021 (UTC)

That’s a tempting offer that I will definitely consider. I’ll let you know if I have time, definitely won’t be this week unfortunately. MrX blow me 21:57, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
Alright, send me a message sometime next week then? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:03, 15 September 2021 (UTC)
Sure! No promises I’ll have time then either. Work is starting to pick back up again like pre-covid, and I’ll be going to a wedding, and there’s still a bunch of other shows I gotta catch up on. But maybe in the near future. MrX blow me 00:08, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

Can you hack up something?[edit]

Can Boner Conduction be hacked up and moved into my userspace? I want to add some of the article's contents to penis. Willy on wheels (talk) 22:05, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

Yes, as I recall, I thought some of the material in that one had potential to be used in another article. MrX blow me 22:18, 20 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok it's now at User:Willy on wheels/Boner Conduction. Have fun! MrX blow me 22:21, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

I've been fleshing something out I thought you might like[edit]

The Sound of Masterbation
Fap Fap

It's a new award template, congratulations! Oh, and I had to make a few adjustments to the userbox templates. Namely setting the |sw= parameter, or |w1= and |w2= for userbox-2, etc. (winkypoo ;)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:37, 23 September 2021

Love it! Thanks! MrX blow me 21:51, 23 September 2021 (UTC)

Brony test[edit]

Does this girl give you diabetes? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:21, 27 September 2021 (UTC)

Haha totally. And unfortunately I haven't had a chance to check out the show yet, hopefully in the not too distant future. MrX blow me 21:34, 27 September 2021 (UTC)


R.l.ullman – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Hey not too shabby so far! Keep it up! Though one of those images needs to be trimmed down a little. And I think we already have an article about Willy on wheels. But keep it up! MrX blow me 16:58, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

And Now? (talk) 20:24, 29 September 2021 (UTC)

Getting there, still needs a little more work. MrX blow me 16:20, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

tada agian[edit]

Selijfgkjdwsgflkjsdfh land (talk) 21:52, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

Ok but this one still needs a lot of work. And we should probably change the title to something a little simpler. MrX blow me 22:04, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
It's Supposed to be a complex title. That's What makes it funny. (talk) 22:14, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
I get that, but it’s so complex that it’s dancing on the line of stupider than funny. MrX blow me 02:51, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
This? Howto:Kill Epic Zero? (talk) 16:53, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Kinda funny, maybe a little short. MrX blow me 16:21, 30 September 2021 (UTC)
This?? Wikipedia translated policies??? (talk) 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC) a bunch of tlides 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC) (talk) 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
This has a little bit of humor, but it's also really random and hard to understand. MrX blow me 22:34, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

B-crat list[edit]

Hey Mr, do you think you could edit our b-crat list to add reference to Cassie's esteemed role as our Hobo Queen Two? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:12, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done hopefully to everyone’s satisfaction :) MrX blow me 02:53, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Or should it be Hobo Queen Deux (did I spell that right? Or am I waaay off lol?) since you’re both francophones? Or should we translate the whole thing? MrX blow me 02:57, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Un crétin raciste qui sait épeler "deux" :P --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:22, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Haha I remember it from that movie from the 90s, Hot Shots Part Deux, I think. MrX blow me 16:18, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

How do I prevent my articles from being deleted[edit]

I'm planning on expanding it, but still don't quite understand why it violates the vanity policies and how can I prevent it from being deleted? User:Muhammad Taufiq 9:30, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

They appear to violate the vanity policy because they appear to be about people that nobody’s heard of and/or people the author may be associated with. I apologize if that’s genuinely not the case. Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies explains it pretty well. MrX blow me 03:03, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

UnDebate:Are Tropical Storm Amanda and Cristobal the same storm[edit]

Hello MrX, I hope you're having a good day. As you may know, one month ago you deleted the page UnDebate:Are Tropical Storm Amanda and Cristobal the same storm. This page was created by Gale5050, also known as Andrew5 on Wikipedia. Is it possible for me to obtain a copy of the page for Wikipedia purposes? I do not intend to use it to attack anybody, it's just so that the WP community and I have more of an idea of anything else that Andrew/Gale may have done. Thanks. CodingCyclone (talk) 19:51, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

How stupid do you think I am? MrX blow me 22:55, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
I'm not Gale, if that's what you're thinking. See this: [2]. CodingCyclone (talk) 23:15, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
How do I know that Gale5050 and CodingCyclone aren’t one and the same? They look reeeaaally similar. That recent edit about sometimes editing Uncyc, when all you’ve done is create a user page and requested I hack up something that nobody else ever cared about, is incredibly suspicious. And what do you want that crap UnDebate article for? I’m not completely opposed to this request, but you’ve gotta convince me. Sorry for assuming the worst, but if you really are concerned about Gale5050 too then I’m sure you don’t need me to explain his disruption to you. MrX blow me 23:32, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
Well for one, I've been on Wikipedia for over a year, and so CheckUsers on Wikipedia would have connected me to Gale5050 if I were him. I only really started looking into his behaviour on Uncyclopedia now, since it was just found out that he had yet another sock account on Wikipedia. As such, most things he did were deleted. I'm concerned that he will repeat the behaviour seen on Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia, if he ever tries to come back in a non-socking way. I don't want that to happen, so I would need evidence such as this page. From the accounts of others, it was an attack page targeting certain Wikipedians, which is unacceptable on WP. CodingCyclone (talk) 00:08, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
Technically it's still possible he has any number of socks out there, including during that or any timeframe. But anyway, who said that this debate article was an attack page? I assure you that it mentioned very few, if any, Wikipedians, and it certainly wasn't an attack on anyone. MrX blow me 05:49, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Hey, Can I become an admin please?[edit]

As it says on my User page, I've loved Uncyclopedia since I was 10, and I would love to safe guard Uncyclopedia from vandals. As soon as I get my sig ready and my laptop back, in reverse order, I will be ready to safe guard Uncyclopedia with all my bandwidth. Cyrax-4K Cyrax-4K (talk) 02:16, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Hey! Funny you should mention that, as our current Vote For Sysop just opened. The rules and procedures can be found here: Uncyclopedia:VFS. Unfortunately, despite being a longtime fan, you're still ineligible to be an admin. In fact, I'm afraid you're even ineligible to vote (heinous voter suppression going on here). But please do help out safe guarding Uncyc! Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:42, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Can uncyclopedia predict the future?[edit]

UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan was created in 2007 and existed earlier as part of Jimbo Wales, predicted lolicons and waifuism 10 years in advance. Should I be worried? Preggosexuals was created in 2009, and predicted animesexual 7 years before its creation. Uncyclopedia's humor is ahead of its time. Willy on wheels (talk) 14:21, 6 October 2021 (UTC)

Yes. Uncyclopedia has the power to let its users see into the future, even though most of them don't realize it as it's happening. No need to worry, just embrace it, and invest as much as you can in Pearson, Scholastic, and McGraw-Hill. MrX blow me 16:12, 6 October 2021 (UTC)

SVG files[edit]

Svg bird hand

SVG files aren't loading for some reason, also can

Bird hand.png
This page is a copyright violation.

Luckily, nobody cares.

be replaced with the SVG? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 17:44, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
What exactly is the problem? Do you mean PNG files aren't loading? Either way, they both seem to be working on my end. MrX blow me 22:36, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
I tried with 2 browsers, the svg on the right still isn’t loading. Other svg Files are Fine, though. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 23:25, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Oh yeah that one's not working. So you want me to change the image in the copyvio template to svg? MrX blow me 23:27, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Imma try to fix it first. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 23:30, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Ok cool. MrX blow me 23:33, 14 October 2021 (UTC)