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Well done

Congrats on Tenet. Great article. With 10 features, you are now in the top 30% of hall of shame. I'm sure your balls are utterly buzzing with joy!! ShabiDOO 10:30, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

Thanks Shabidoo! Oh god if you could only see my oooh face right now... MrX blow me 11:50, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

That is a massive page you got there! Mmm. So I made this and just finished it, what'dya think? Nacky (talk) 06:25, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

"Fly, you fools!" — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:32, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

LOL! This will bring a smile to Mr X for suurrre. Nacky (talk) 10:49, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

That's awesome! And I can tell you were undressed while you made it. MrX blow me 13:52, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

You wanted me to be! Nacky (talk) 14:03, 3 April 2025 (UTC)

Issue Publishing Persists

Hello, Mr. X – Thanks for your help. You made my account into a confirmed user, however, I still seem to be getting blocked from saving the article I wrote. This is the page I'm trying to save: "Creating User:Tim-grand/Alexander Harmonington"

Here's the text of the error message:

"Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter.

The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Promotional articles about persons".

This spam filter was implemented in order to prevent autobiographical and other promotional articles about people to be written on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to write articles about a person in such a manner, please create an account and make a few edits before doing so. If you are trying to legitimately write an article, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users.

If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do." – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tim-grand (talk • contribs)

@Tim-grand: hey there, sorry about that. Try it again. Should work. MrX blow me 19:51, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

Gale5050

I can't believe that moron returned as a sockpuppet yet again, and with not only a vengeance, but some rather impressive scripting/botting skills.. I'm seriously considering donating so we can tighten up our cybersecurity here. God forbid Gale DDoS'es or ransomware's us when he comes back again. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:23, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

I know. Now I'm curious if that's even possible. MrX blow me 14:27, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

He definitely had an intimidation factor with his manifesto-like subpages, and it looked like he was getting close to jail-breaking into the automated tools we have here on the Uncyclopedia fork. I may do some research into how Wikipedia guards against bullshit like this. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:40, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

Lol yeah he's got a superiority complex or something. And thanks for looking into that! That would be helpful. MrX blow me 17:56, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

Any articles to remove dead links from?

I want to get a lot of articles with dead links, so that I can fix or remove them. Fix = find web archive/archive ph version. Remove = Last case scenario if link can't be found. Tatersforever442

Ok, I think there's an easy way to search for pages with red links, but now I can't remember what it is. MrX blow me 14:29, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

Uncyclone/DeletedUser0015

This has to be one of the weirdest attempts at vandalism I've seen in this wiki. I can't tell if the user vandalized just to get blocked; on one hand the first thing they did after logging in was to ask to have their account deleted (even when they already loged in with that username?), but the moment they got blocked they sockpuppet as an IP to ask to be unbanned (even though they had previously asked to get their account deleted???). Also the way this guy acted as if they were part of the Uncyclopedia administration even if they had just logged in, and that suspicious behavior that had, makes me suspect that these two users might be connected to Wikicreator2562 (aka User:HowTo Customer Services n1) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:03, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

Definitely not connected to Wikicreator2562/HowTo Customer Services n1. They might have a few similarities, but they definitely have a lot of differences. And yeah definitely weird. MrX blow me 15:53, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3 Mr. X and I believe these sockpuppets are more closely related to Gale5050. Either way we need better guards against this happening again. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:47, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

@Orangutang94 I don't know much about this Gale5050, but from what I've heard about the guy it might be. let's hope we're safre fromthese kind of vandals for a while... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:00, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

Vandal

So there's this vandal that right now is pretty obviously using a VPN because whenever I block them the guy vandalises again under a new IP. what do I do? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:49, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Just keep blocking the IP addresses. Eventually they'll run out. And thanks! I'll help when I can. MrX blow me 23:12, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for making me an admin

I don't have a fancy template, but I do have hands! NOT PAWS, hands! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome and congrats!! MrX blow me 16:53, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Did I invite you yet?

If not, there's a new ASBOWAAT.

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

---

MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.

⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 06:08, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

And now my life has a purpose. MrX blow me 16:14, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Happy Monkey

who is up for some happy monkey? ShabiDOO 15:02, 23 July 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: I am! MrX blow me 17:03, 24 July 2025 (UTC)

Hell yeah. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:40, 26 July 2025 (UTC)

speaking of inconsistencies...

I noticed that there are some left-overs sporked from Wikipedia, but never touched.

For example, Template:Logo-use and Template:Non-free fair use in, these template in particular seems to be a replica of an old wikipedia template, it doesnt mention "Uncyclopedia", rather, "Wikipedia", and all or most links point to wikipedia/mediawiki

Also, kinda unrelated but there is Template:Wikimedia, which doesnt appear on the license drop down menu, or even seemed to be use anywhere on this wiki. Whoever created this template seems to be banned 5 years ago, so as a result of that, apparently, nobody knows whats that template is for. Do we ever plan on repurpose it for something else? Cheers. GlitchyZorua (talk) 20:42, 25 July 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: thanks for pointing this out! These templates appear to be useless, or at least almost completely useless. I will start getting rid of them. If you ever notice any templates or things that say Wikipedia instead of Uncyclopedia, feel free to change it. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

I'll probably just leave the Wikimedia template, at least for now, even though it is useless. If we use an image to mock/parody/satire said image and/or the concept/entity it represents, that is already covered under fair use. But the Wikimedia template is slightly more accurate than the other two, it's on almost 50 images, so yeah, whatever. MrX blow me 17:48, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

I'll be sure to look into that soon enough. Is it okay if i also fix any inconsistencies with the wiki that i found in the wild? GlitchyZorua (talk) 17:10, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Yes, of course, and thanks! MrX blow me 17:11, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome! GlitchyZorua (talk) 18:20, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

Is it true that you grow one ball every year on your birthday? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:58, 28 July 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! And yes of course that's true. MrX blow me 16:42, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Mr. X has unlimited balls, and they are gargantuan and glorious. All hail MrX's new birthday ball!!! ShabiDOO 17:03, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 17:04, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Please send me a picture of the new one. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:24, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Nice and smooth. MrX blow me 17:40, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

o <--Have another ball Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:46, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Yum. MrX blow me 18:39, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Sorry that it's not as big as your balls. This was one of my balls, unfortunately my balls will never match the mighty size of yours. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

They will with time. Your balls will grow naturally as you read and edit Uncyc. It doesn't start right away tho, usually starts about 3 years after your first edit. MrX blow me 18:43, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

The uncyclopedia server isn't even big enough to handle MrX's balls. ShabiDOO 02:35, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

Not even close. But all kidding aside, apparently it’s not big enough to handle much of anything. MrX blow me 05:40, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

QR Codes or whatever

I noticed that there are 3 files, them being QR Codes, and they all lead to one article, that being Barcode, Now, I scanned them, and they are just a funny story about... barcodes. Yeah.

All I want is, to i guess, change it to something more specific, i guess, like QR1.png, QR2.png, and QR3.png, so it doesn't get in the way of what people are trying to upload, say, for example, a picture of a starfish or whatever.GlitchyZorua (talk) 00:12, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

Hey GlitchyZorua, I don’t see that really being a problem. If someone wants to upload a picture of a starfish, they can just use a slightly different name. At the same time, it doesn’t look like it would be a problem to change the names of those files, so feel free to do so if you’d like. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:46, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

Alright ty! GlitchyZorua (talk) 13:52, 3 August 2025 (UTC)

You've been drafted for the UHC

The Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center would like you to join! this is completely ignorable if you don't care about hurricanes.

Here's what to do if you want to join:

Message me on my talk page about what position you want to be, what basin you want to specialize in (Atlantic, Pacific, or both) and that's it!

You'll get a userbox when you're confirmed.

--The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 21:46, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

copyright 2025, Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center

Do I get to push my far-left and far-right climate change opinions on everyone? MrX blow me 15:03, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Perchance. you also get to spawn hurricanes when the Sox lose. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:03, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Well, we all know that hurricanes are caused by Al Gore, a well-known Steinbrenner bootlicker. MrX blow me 15:16, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

We have both of them in cages in our basement, so we can make him cause hurricanes. --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:17, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Perfect. MrX blow me 15:18, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Welcome aboard. Here's your userbox.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center.

The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:22, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Sweet. MrX blow me 15:24, 6 August 2025 (UTC)