User talk:MrX
know what's crazy?[edit source]
the fact that the first UnNews I write ends up all but featured. 
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Nicely done! Looks like it just got featured a few minutes ago. I probably would've voted for but have been super busy lately, still haven't had a chance to read it. MrX blow me
23:20, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
okay[edit source]
how many blowjobs to get thumbsucker? it would be fun to see how shitty some old articles are and to see if I can fix them Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- At least 6. You can pay me back later. Enjoy the extra button and be sure to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:21, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it.
Actually dead, huh[edit source]
let the dead dick jokes commence Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
Biopic
- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:26, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Oops, we did it again![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.
Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.
Biopic
- Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Turb0 is my full first name.
- Did you finally get a life? -Soviet — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
- Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- No.
- Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- No.
- Do you like my humour? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:52, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: i assume you meant this to be a template...? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:49, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Hack this page. It got deleted by Alula for calling it "unfunny"[edit source]
UnNews:The US state of North Carolina bans strawberries entirely, farmers rebel against statewide ban. Gabri growl sniff
Edit war arbitration[edit source]
Haven't been active for a while for personal reasons, but an image I put on A Minecraft Movie (an article that I have written) was replaced, and my reversion of the edit that replaced it was reverted by the same editor. Could this be resolved? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:38, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- I went ahead and restored your image and left a note on the talk page. MrX blow me 17:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks a ton! Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday![edit source]
It's time for your birthday spankings! Now please, assume the position. 
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Thank you sir may I have another?! MrX blow me 19:38, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- eh, sorry to disrupt whatever was going on here but- I didn't
rememberknow it was your birthday today; so happy birthday, birthday boy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 18 November 2025 (UTC)- Thaaanks! MrX blow me 19:43, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Show me your
titsnew birthday ball!Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:44, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- . MrX blow me 19:50, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Wow! That one's more square than usual. Is that one your special one? Also, you can receive as many spankings as you desire.
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:15, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's my lucky one. Special means retarded and is therefore a deeply offensive word. MrX blow me 20:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Do you have a retarded one? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:22, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Do you have a retarded one?
- It's my lucky one. Special means retarded and is therefore a deeply offensive word. MrX blow me
- Wow! That one's more square than usual. Is that one your special one? Also, you can receive as many spankings as you desire.
- . MrX blow me
- Show me your
- Thaaanks! MrX blow me
- eh, sorry to disrupt whatever was going on here but- I didn't
what are your thoughts on this music.[edit source]
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:34, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- Very chill. I like it. MrX blow me 22:52, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- ty GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:12, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
Biopic
- Opinions on Chicago? — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Ew.
- Do you know what a kilometer is? — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- no
- Face reveal when? — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- no
- What country are you from? — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- What do you think
- You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- Ya like jazz?
From The Logs
- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:04, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Ban for User:BarbieLover[edit source]
You might not be the best admin to ask this considering how they seem to dislike you personally, but I'm almost certain that they're a troll. How they haven't been blocked yet is beyond me. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:54, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: I think the reason they haven't been blocked yet is that it's been like 10 months or so without that user editing on this wiki. also, I don't think they're a troll, although it's true when they used to edit here they could be a tad annoying and/or unfunny. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:58, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's not even been one month lol
15:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Template:Pinf has it? I don't remember that guy editing here since last year or so. when have they come back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: here Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Also, pinf 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: oh, I hadn't seen that. still, I wouldn't call them a "troll" per se, but it's true they seem to have an irrational hatred for MrX just because he reverted them once. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:32, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Also, pinf
- @DaniPine3: here Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- Template:Pinf has it? I don't remember that guy editing here since last year or so. when have they come back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- It's not even been one month lol
Insert USP header here[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Biopic
- AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
- Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
- Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
- 0
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- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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Also, would you mind putting the USP template on your talk page and not your user page? it just makes it easier for me to shoot through sending these Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday![edit source]
So along with your birthday balls, do you grow any special ones for holidays? Like on Halloween you'd grow a pumpkin ball, and for Christmas you'd get one that looks like an ornament? If so, what did you get for thanksgiving? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thaaanks!And sometimes. It depends on if I've been naughty or nice. For Thanksgiving this year I got an apple pie ball, pretty sweet. MrX blow me 01:40, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
Happy non-birthday![edit source]
Since it is my birthday, you must send me stupid messages now! Ain't that wonderful? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- Happy non-birthday, Turb0-Sunrise! 22:40, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost? I hardly knew her![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.Gergdown for UOTM
By Fish on skates again
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame
By Fish on skates for the third time
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3.
Fuck Around and Find Out Nommed on VFH
By Turb0-Sunrise finally
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it!
Biopic
- Do you celebrate Christmas or any other December holiday? — Fish on skates
- Yes
- What's your favourite sister project? — Soviet
- None of them
- If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
- You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
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- 23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
- 00:56, 2 December 2025 Fish on skates (talk | contribs) moved page University of Moccasinia to User:Fish on skates/University of Moccasinia (tropicalpanther has been banned and this shouldn't be in mainspace anyway)
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UnSignpost News This is probably the first UnSignpost written mostly by Fish on skates.
Quote(s) of the Week
“stick the top of a tree up my asshole and call me a star”
– Turb0-Sunrise“was it that what you said”
– DaniPine3
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:04, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
Wait, is the UnSignpost a she???[edit source]
By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE!
By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
6-7
By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
Gammakid999 crashes out
By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
- when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
- Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
- what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
- Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
- What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
- what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
- What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
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- 18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
- Nothing of note.
- Or is there?
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UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.
Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
Also, bangin' talk page edit notice. Ten outta ten! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:15, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Gale5050 has returned mwahahahahahah[edit source]
You really thought I’d leave you alone huh? Have a rotten Christmas!2600:387:15:918:0:0:0:1 (talk) 16:05, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- You sound really, really fake. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 16:13, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- No, this is most likely the real Gale. 16:15, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: How can you tell? This guy does not sound like Gale at all. His IP address is in Connecticut, if that helps. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:16, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- what part of connecticut Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas @ 10:57 02 Jan '26 16:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Bridgeport. But if this is the real Gale, then he can still probably VPN, being a "graduated script kiddie" and all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:19, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Bridgeport, you say? YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:20, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Well, turns out that one of Gale's confirmed IPs (67.85.37.186) also traces to western Connecticut (Fairfield), although he claims to be from New York. This very well may be the real Gale after all, just acting out of character. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:25, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Well, turns out that one of Gale's confirmed IPs (67.85.37.186) also traces to western Connecticut (Fairfield), although he claims to be from New York. This very well may be the real Gale after all, just acting out of character. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Bridgeport, you say? YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:20, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Bridgeport. But if this is the real Gale, then he can still probably VPN, being a "graduated script kiddie" and all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Well, he also sent a message to Cassie (something that almost no one does anymore because she's not active), but he used this IP range the last time he was here too, which makes the likelyhood of someone impersonating him here pretty low. 16:46, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Lmaoooooo look at you all in shambles. Your Christmas really is broken. --2600:4808:356:7E01:7B3E:52BC:5BF6:13A7 (talk) 17:54, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- how the fuck'd you get from that to this? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:07, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- greetings, Mr. Gale. it seems you still resent this website even after so many years despite that most of the users here are different from those you met back then. I'd like to ask, do you even remember what did you hate from this website, or are you just hating from the sake of hating? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- I hate everything about this website and MrX was in fact around for my downfall, so your wrong.65.204.10.231 (talk) 15:00, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- if you hate it that much, why do you keep coming back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:09, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- This is my first time coming back since 2023…208.249.1.6 (talk) 17:30, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- That doesn't answer the question at all. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:32, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Excellent question, Gale5050 has no answer, of course. MrX blow me 18:02, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- I don’t, really. I just had a sudden flashback and wanted to see what would happen. It’s hilarious seeing everyone analyze the geography of western Connecticut btw.24.45.137.58 (talk) 21:55, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- No, this is hilarious. You need help. MrX blow me 22:07, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- No, this is hilarious. You need help. MrX blow me
- Excellent question, Gale5050 has no answer, of course. MrX blow me
- That doesn't answer the question at all. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:32, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- This is my first time coming back since 2023…208.249.1.6 (talk) 17:30, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- if you hate it that much, why do you keep coming back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:09, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- I hate everything about this website and MrX was in fact around for my downfall, so your wrong.65.204.10.231 (talk) 15:00, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- greetings, Mr. Gale. it seems you still resent this website even after so many years despite that most of the users here are different from those you met back then. I'd like to ask, do you even remember what did you hate from this website, or are you just hating from the sake of hating? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- how the fuck'd you get from that to this? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:07, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Lmaoooooo look at you all in shambles. Your Christmas really is broken. --2600:4808:356:7E01:7B3E:52BC:5BF6:13A7 (talk) 17:54, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- what part of connecticut Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas @ 10:57 02 Jan '26 16:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: How can you tell? This guy does not sound like Gale at all. His IP address is in Connecticut, if that helps. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- No, this is most likely the real Gale.
And yeah this is almost certainly Gale5050. Bridgeport is a ferry ride away from New York, plus everything else (especially what Alula pointed out) screams Gale5050, though his "voice" sounds a little different this time around. MrX blow me 
18:04, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- all i care is that the western half of Connectthedots is gayer than Steve Ballmer in a Rockies uniform Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:18, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah that’s true. MrX blow me 18:20, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Believe me, I know. Fuckin' traitors. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah that’s true. MrX blow me
My Recent Gif[edit source]
I wanted to share this with you. You know how I get on with making these pics and gifs that really grab you? Well now I have conjured up yet another epic offering! There's been some issue with my doing a VFH on my Frodo Baggins article, and while I edited much, I knew it needed something else. Something extra. Something no man or elf or dwarf or wizard can deny! Nacky (talk) 02:06, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Nice! And I will hopefully have time to give the article a full read soon, then hopefully vote for. MrX blow me 20:17, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Sounds good! Take your time. I've been editing it, and may still do a little more. Brogo's been helping catch some mistakes too. I hated taking out some of the Tolkien-esque narratives, but it's okay. But the GIF totally makes it. I'm going to change the main Frodo pic up top, because well, it needs a little extra hard-nosed business hobbit hell bent on revenge flare. You know? Nacky (talk) 22:33, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Have a very merry UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Merry Christmas.The whole story
By Fish on skates
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
New ASBOWAAT?!
By Fish on skates
Following a conversation on a forum thread built one comment at a time, moccasin-lover and agent of chaos OPOSSUM created a gif built one frame at a time.
Biopic
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From The Logs
- Alula blocked 208.249.1.6 with an expiration time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (as for you, fuck off please)
- Nothing else here.
- Nothing at all.
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (0/0)
- Frodo Baggins (4/2)
- Osu! (3/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (3.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“this website is a prisin”
– Fish
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:42, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:46, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks and Merry belated Xmas Turb0! Hope you had a great Christmas and have a Happy New Year! We're all glad you're here! Keep up the good work! MrX blow me 20:43, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
The last UnSignpost of 2025![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.Cassie and ARandomPage come back!
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
I get nommed for UOTM
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy shit. I all but won it, and it's still DECEMBER!
Top10 edit war
It all started when Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting was created by Alula with a "temporary" image of some dude pointing at the reader. DaniPine3 replaced it with a picture of someone dressed as Tenna from the hit game Deltarune and later added what I can only assume is a Deltarune reference. The two admins went back and forth between the images until OPOSSUM whacked Dani with a "Delta-Trout".
Biopic
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
- Why does my arm hurt? — Gammakid999
- That's where i injected the virus
- do you have pet siblings — Fish on skates
- Twenty-seven.
- Favourite image on this site? — Soviet
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:59, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]
By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again
By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
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From The Logs
- *plant noises.ogg*
- *animal noises.ogg*
- Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.
Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:30, 1 January 2026 (UTC)