After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
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I don't know what a biopic is
From The Logs
*plant noises.ogg*
*animal noises.ogg*
Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
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This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
We should probably do something about this user. they've been making so many fucking AI generated articles, that we should just nuke everything that they created. or, we should probably talk about it in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: in that user's defense, when they started making AI-generated articles there was no policy on Uncyclopedia directly forbidding from it. also as far as I'm aware they haven't made that much ruckus other than a series of really weird unbooks and some articles about tanks and Taylor Swift. I'm behind deleting the unBooks, but I find putting the user in Flammable's Office to be a bit excessive. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:25, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Ummm...hmm... Cassie just huffed them all? They were QVFDed?? I'm not going to hack them up or anything, and I'm against using AI to write articles (totally fine for images tho), but I must admit I am a little unsure about this, feeling very ambivalent... MrXblow me 23:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
I mean yeah huffing them was the right move, assuming we’re sure they were written by AI. MrXblow me 06:24, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
well, they were also unfunny --DameFishonskatesCUN 22:08, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
what do you think of the Userfy template? I made this because there has been a lot of users who want it in their userspace. I think its pretty handy. I might make more templates like this if people really like them! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:28, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
I like it! Well done! MrXblow me 23:46, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Wikipedia has a bunch of inline templates like that (not exactly voting templates but similar) --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Cool. They do get a few things right. Speaking of them, should we parody their 25th anniversary puzzle logo? MrXblow me 06:23, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Thanks everyone! i try to make some small but thoughtful (and hopefully useful) changes to the site. Now. if only someone unfreeze the featured "Why?" articles on the main page... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:31, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: your valued contributions have not gone unnoticed! Also, which part/thing do you need unfrozen/unprotected? MrXblow me 18:43, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
The "Featured Why?" section in Why?:Main_Page. It hasn't changed in a long, LONG, time. as of writing this, it only picks these two articles at random if you refresh the page.
K I clicked on that link and tried to play it but nothing happens. Sorry if I'm missing something painfully obvious lol. MrXblow me 20:10, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins.Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
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Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
A hockey puck since the Ducks seem to be back on track. That was a nasty skid. MrXblow me 17:15, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, they haven't been doing so hot for the past month or so. I think so at least, I don't keep up with hockey like I do other sports. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 17:44, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah so the Ducks started off great, something we haven't done in forever, we were first in our division, top 1-3 or something in the conference and/or league, then we lost 9 in a row. We were most likely exposed as pretenders, but we have some young talent, maybe we'll be contenders. MrXblow me 19:33, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
oh, your birthday was today? Happy birthday, then! 🥳🥳🎉🎉🍰 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:11, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
it is always MrX's birthday according to the userbox --DameFishonskatesCUN 22:12, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
As always, the Pirates finished dead last in their division. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 23:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
and as always, the Steelers choke on their own dicks in the playoffs. TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:14, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Does anybody even like the Steelers? Fuck the Steelers. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 00:17, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
this entire discussion would roundhouse kick a victorian child --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:23, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
The Steelers are cool. The Pennsylvania team I'm starting to lose respect for is the Eagles. Their fans are going way too far vandalizing the coaches' houses. And I would love to see the Pirates get better. I hope Skenes keeps his all-star streak going. MrXblow me 17:52, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Agree with you on the Eagles, it's crazy. Just about any team in Philly seems to attract toxic fans, maybe it's the city in general, I'm not sure. At one point I pretty much stopped rooting for the 76ers until this season because of the fanbase. But, I'm rooting for them again, while trying to avoid any toxicity in the fanbase. In my opinion this is the most likeable 76ers team they've had in quite a while. They have a great core of young players, Embiid is in good-ish health and seems to always be in a good mood. Just hoping they can stay healthy. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 18:16, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah I like Embiid, he's cool, even though he's a fan of the dark side of the Force. If he stays healthy, 76ers are contenders. MrXblow me 18:40, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
You know, I just could never truly get into soccer. It's without a doubt a great sport but I don't know much about the teams or some of the rules. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 19:21, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
The rules are mostly simple, though they are kind of stupid and lame. For example, there have been several historical examples of a handball not being properly penalized because it wasn't intentional enough. FIFA has stopped just short of saying it's the ball's responsibility to avoid the player's hand. This was the worst, Germany and the Scottish ref fucked US out of the 2002 World Cup. Then recently an Atlético Madrid player touched the ball twice during a PK shootout. His goal was correctly disallowed. Idiots complained, so FIFA changed the rule, again stopping just short of saying it's the ball's responsibility to avoid contact with the player.
As for the teams, just understand that Major League Soccer (MLS) is actually Minor League Soccer, and FC Barcelona is the greatest. MrXblow me 19:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
That reminds me, I remember seeing a clip of a handball that counted as a goal I looked it up and it was Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. I think the refs couldn't see the handball from the angle or something. Apparently Peter Shilton (who Maradona had scored on) rejected Maradona's apology years later. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:06, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah that Maradona "goal" was bad. What's funny is that same game he scored a beautiful goal, arguably the most famous and infamous goals came from the same player in the same game. MrXblow me 20:08, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
With your love of sports, I want to ask if you've ever played any before. Back in high school I used to play baseball and basketball, and for a while I thought about doing football, but I decided against it. I'm not a very big and strong dude, but some people have told me I could've made a decent cornerback or running back. I should've signed up for it just to see, but never did. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:29, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Nice. I played a little bit of everything when I was younger. In high school, I pole vaulted and played water polo. MrXblow me 00:00, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Damn, I've heard water polo is pretty tough. I for sure couldn't do it, I can't swim worth shit. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 02:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah it is tough, but you could do it, it just takes some conditioning and getting used to. What's funny is that while most of the best water polo players are stud all around athletes, some of the best (and I mean Olympic level) are actually kinda lanky and unimpressive in other sports. Water strength is sometimes very different. MrXblow me 18:13, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Maybe they just train so hard and frequently at water polo they don't have much time to train in anything else? I'm not sure, as I'm not an Olympic athlete. Olympic athletes are built different, and I think people underestimate their abilities to an extent, if that makes sense. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 18:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Apparently, uncyclopedia has a list of all of the users who have died, IRL. I request that we should make the Template:Killed more in a serious tone, specifically because, really, there is so many joke templates in uncyclopedia that it is... hard to tell if this is being serious or not. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:19, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
hmmm i dunno. I don't find deceased uncyclopedians funny. in fact, it makes me concerned, Wikipedia has its own list of deceased editors, i don't see why uncyclopedia wouldn't. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Well, while I did see Template:Killed as being a joke template, I kind of thought Category:Deceased... was a little more serious. I do like the idea of honoring those who enjoyed Uncyc and unfortunately passed away. In any case, I think template:killed should stay as is, and yeah I guess category:deceased is a joke category anyway so whatever. Maybe we can create a different category and template for those who really did pass away. I think the Wikipedia template has a nice looking candle, so maybe we can make ours a cheaper trashier looking candle or something? MrXblow me 18:21, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
How could we verify if someone that edited here really passed away? I would be all for honoring them, of course. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 18:41, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
if its apart of their will to have a love one to let an admin know about what happened, or if a close friend is on uncyclopedia, or in most rare cases, if there was a news article about what exactly happen, and that person who died mentioned in the news article just so happens to have one. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
owners of an uncyclopedia account who are deceased irl, should have their accounts LOCKED to prevent bad actors from logging in a dead persons account.. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:52, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
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In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
yes and no at the same time
favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
uhh get back to me on that one
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20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
Yeah, I saw that, i was gonna name the audio version "Template:Rimshot2" to prevent confusion. plus, Template:Rimshot without the sfx just doesn't hit the same, you know... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:38, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
I like 'em! MrXblow me 00:28, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
thanks. i found a template that could be useful for making more of these templates... Half of the icons in Template:Icon is kinda useless, like theses -> , because Uncyclopedia doesnt have a rating system for articles, though i wouldnt remove them, it could break things!! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:50, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.
In an attempt to bypass his ban, Teh Epik Duck told Alula
“Unblock me now you retard.”
– Teh Epik Duck
clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.
However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!
01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name(wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")
At the end of January, the server of en.uncyclopedia.co went down. This led a bunch of people (Alula, Fish on skates, Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, Soviet, and RealDonaldTrump), to join the spoon and discover that Spike is a sockpuppet of OPOSSUM. The spoon's LPTEW also received a spike in activity as everybody from the fork scrambled to figure out what the heck was going on. Fish tried reaching out to Alula through wplace about what would happen to the Top 10 voting, which was extended a day to account for the server outage. The construction tag deadlines on multiple articles were also extended by a few days too.
It all started when our resident potatochopper and weeb MK hid the edit buttons on her userpage so no one could edit it. I, thinking I'm so clever, found an actual use for the visual editor and used it to prove I could still edit. This escalated into a vandalism contest much like the one OPOSSUM held, and even spread to pages like her editnotice and her signature. This is what the userpage looked like at the end of the silliness.
What do you think of saying "archibe" instead of "archive"? — Soviet
archibe
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(spoon) 16:39, 31 January 2026 Spike blocked RealDonaldTrump with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You can't do that)
00:28, 2 February 2026 RealDonaldTrump blocked SPIKE with an expiration time of 4 millennia, 9 centuries, 9 decades, 9 years, 364 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (You're not allowed to do that)
08:31, 2 February 2026 L10nM4st3r changed block settings for L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 21:58, 1 February 9025 (account creation disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
Thanks Fish. So an image built one pixel at a time made the Top 10, huh? Call me an old man yelling at clouds, but I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck that was ever even featured smh. Don't get me wrong, it's great, and Uncyc needs it, but feature-worthy? Ffs. MrXblow me 22:25, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Even I, its original creator, wonder how such a thing happened. Is it possible for something to get un-featured? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 22:42, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Lol no it is not possible to unfeature an article, and that is a good thing. MrXblow me 22:43, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
but apparently we can delete an FA? 23:01, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Um, which one? MrXblow me 23:02, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
the Taylor Swift psy-op one 23:03, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Fuck. So let me get this straight, a featured fucking article was nominated on VFD (which alone is a cardinal sin), then it was deleted less than 48 hours later? REALLY??!? And what proof do we have that it was even written by AI? I'm not saying that it wasn't AI, I honestly don't know? But reading the delete votes would make me think everyone was sitting in the same room watching the author tell Grok to write the whole thing. MrXblow me 23:14, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Oh I gave proofs in the talk page. I do agree that the nomination should've lived longer. Not all AI is slop. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:17, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Can we please see the proofs on some page that isn't now deleted? This would be beneficial for future cases. MrXblow me 23:20, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
I went ahead and put it in my userspace. 23:24, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
K so needless to say this is, at the very least, an interesting case. I am obviously not happy that we huffed a featured article. But I am not unhappy with the people who voted to huff it. I’m unhappy that we find ourselves in this predicament. I do remember voting to feature this article. I remember thinking that it had a funny concept. I don’t remember much else. Looking at the talk page stuff, the circumstantial evidence is almost enough on its own to say yes, it was written by AI. Then add in Gergdown’s research (much appreciated btw), and I can say that there’s technically a non zero chance it wasn’t written by AI, but that chance is scientifically insignificant. So the next question is what to do? I hate the idea of unfeaturing an article, but I guess it’s kinda like stripping a title from an athlete/team that was found to have cheated. I think we should do something to note the fact that it was once featured, and I will probably add this anecdote to our AI ignorable policy page (unless someone else already did). Anyway, shitty situation all around, and thank you everyone who spent time working on this. MrXblow me 05:26, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
Y'know, a rewrite wouldn't be bad. The idea, as you said, was great. I'm gonna be pretty busy for two weeks (midterms, assignments, side-projects, et cetera...), so maybe someone else can do it if they have the balls. Shabidoo said I have gargantuan balls, so we need someone that have bigger balls than me... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 05:50, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
As the person who nominated the article on VFD, I'm glad you understand. --DameFishonskatesCUN 17:23, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
And as a person who voted to delete it, i quote Fish on the above. 17:25, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
MrX, I should add in that although this is the first featured article to be deleted (and not just temporaly deleted, like Political correctness); it's not the first article to have had their featured status removed. That "title" goes to African American; which its original, featured version was moved to African American/racist for being too rascist (according to the article's talk page, that is) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:28, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
There's another article that was "un-featured"? This time with even less discussion? Uuuggghhh... MrXblow me 20:33, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
How many more blowjobs would be needed to get abuse filter helper? 16:09, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Hey Turbo, that's not something we give out very much. We basically don't want any more changes to the abuse filter. Really the only changes we need to make are sometimes turning them off. That filter has hurt us more than it has helped us. MrXblow me 22:21, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Wait, they can edit them?? I was just gonna use it to see what the hell was happening there 01:07, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
No, the abuse filter right can only view the abuse filters, not edit them (and they can't view the private filters at all). But the thing about that is that, as MrX said, we don't really want to change anything about them anytime soon unless something absolutely necessitates it (like a wave of filter-proof spambots, which just isn't gonna happen). 01:23, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
I like the no cyberbullying stuff, but we generally don't block people here for stuff they did on other wikis, though we often note it as part of a pattern of behavior for certain people. In the extreme cases, such as death threats or some of the other things mentioned in your essay, I would be okay blocking an editor on Uncyc as long as that behavior was confirmed. In any case, are there any Uncyclopedians who are currently harassing Wikipedians? MrXblow me 20:37, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
Also on a somewhat similar note, one of WP's 25th anniversary autofellatio banners calls themselves the "best in humanity". Lol smh. Given that their dramaboards are among the most toxic on the Internet, I think we should do something to ridicule them for that hypocrisy. MrXblow me 20:51, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
I was thinking of that, but maybe we also throw in something like (Even worse than Wikipedia!). Also maybe we wait until our actual 25th? Or nah maybe just try to get it out now. MrXblow me 21:11, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
Oh and I actually their wording might have been "celebrating humanity at its best". MrXblow me 21:12, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
(edit conflict) let's wait until our actual 25th, that way we have more time to come up with ideas --DameFishonskatesCUN 21:13, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
I kinda feel like we should do it asap while it's still relevant. Here's their banner:
Maybe we say something like "Uncyclopedia began as an impossibly misguided dream. Today, we celebrate 21 years of humanity at its worst. (Even worse than Wikipedia!)"
And I did mean for it to be in the background like that, kinda how they do that big image on the side – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)
Ugh, well I can't do anything right apparently. Got the banner right in my sandbox, though it looks a little differently on mobile, but now I seem to be unable to change the banner itself FML. Oh well. Thanks again Turb0! MrXblow me 00:12, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
So it does, and I could’ve sworn I had cleared the cache or whatever. Ok cool. Still open to suggestions for changes/improvements. MrXblow me 00:21, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
MRXXXXX turb0 is pinging dani for no reason --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:39, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: good, because I should be going to bed now. g'night. also you edit conflicted me Fish on skates 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:40, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
Well we thought we needed help. The site notice wasn’t changing on my end. MrXblow me 01:22, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
Happy birthday and congratulations on winning your 60th Super Bowl, I remember watching you play way back in the first Super Bowl. At Super Bowl VIII me and my buddy Jimmy Blackman were rooting for you the whole time. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 09:19, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
Thaaanks! And yes I made a cool $0.62 on Kalshi this Super Bowl. Hope you had fun. Obvi not the most exciting Super Bowl but also definitely not the worst I've ever seen. MrXblow me 17:25, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fuckedbaleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors... nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula(it's not very effective...)
11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[citation needed] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
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Where were we?
Quote(s) of the Week
“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
Unrelated, but could you block me for like 2 minutes with a reason of "Have a nice go fuck yourself"? i want to do some testing. turn autoblock off too, because yeah TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:19, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Sure, and I will assume autoblock means your ip address. MrXblow me 23:00, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
On another note, imported Sent and Received from wikipedia GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Don't worry about the break in between. the templates weren't meant to be together, i wouldn't mind if you fix it though! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Vector 2022 is such a pain in the ass.[edit source]
Ok. so. i noticed that some things in vector 2022 needs to be fixed up, mostly related to the logos and shit.
If we are going to stick with vector 2010 and shit, we need to account for users who prefer to use the newer skin. But thats honestly not the worse thing that we have to address.
Actually, if we are going to parody wikipedia, we would have to make it look exactly like its wikipedia. newer generations won't know that its a parody of wikipedia if we are going to stick in the 2010's, MrX.
You can see that 2022 fucked up the placement of the logo and everything, including the featured part.
This is what it's suppose to look like
I am personally not a big fan of Vector 2022, It sucks ass, it looks like it was built for gen alpha kids with their stupid iPad. but it is what it is.
Yeah I know. That new skin of theirs isn’t the best, but maybe we need to follow suit. We had a forum a long time ago, I think Zombiebaron started it, and I think I voted against switching, but I would be more open to it now. It’s also definitely not something I am capable of fixing on my own, as you probably know. We need the expertise of our more technologically savvy friends, like User:RealDonaldTrump, for just one example. We also might need Lyrithya or one of the other painfully useless sysadmins. MrXblow me 19:10, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Only problem is that, we need to also account for users who still want to use the 2010 vector skin, which is going to be such a fucking bitch to work with.
Another thing that we can do is set up templates that say, "hey, this article is not ready for vector 2022 yet, we are still working on fixing it, click here to temporarily switch over to legacy 2010, otherwise, proceed with 2022 anyways (not recommended)" GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:14, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Couldn’t we just do what Wikipedia did when they switched? MrXblow me 19:17, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Remember, wikimedia is bigger then uncyclomedia, of course it wasn't hard for them to do it. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:27, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
But I am all for making articles optimized for Vector 2022, if, for some ungodly reason someone wants to use 2022, or if we do switch over to 2022 for whatever reason. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:31, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
And if we do move over from 2010 (to 2022), we HAVE to make sure we don't abandon 2010, because, lets face it, nobody asked for 2022. My advice here is that we do some modifications for Template:FakelogoGlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:35, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Could be helpful. MrXblow me 19:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
This article (or template) is not optimized for the newer, Vector 2022 Skin! You should probably fix it so it looks right on Vector 2022, but also make sure it also looks right on Vector 2010
I know this is a bit much, but... may I please have the ability to edit articles that are locked by the golden clock lock? It's alright if you say no. i just want to put this template on pages which aren't optimized with... vector 2022. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:29, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Well we don’t need to start putting that template on pages right now, not until we start making a switch. And I can’t let you edit fully protected pages but I might be able to change the protection for some of them. MrXblow me 20:32, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Bring em on! Also, Blue Sky calls their posts “skeets”? Lol nice. MrXblow me 22:09, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Unofficially yeah. The CEO of bluesky fucking hates it when we call it skeets, so i thought it would be funny if i did this shit. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:12, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Niiiiiiiice. MrXblow me 22:13, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that "skeet" is an unofficial name. Never mind Zorua said that first, I got edit conflicted. Obviously I would rather die than go to BlueSky or Mastodon again, last time I peeked on either of those I felt a very strong urge to take five showers at once, but I've heard about "skeeting" and how BlueSky's CEO hates the word "skeets", she prefers "skoots" doesn't she? Feel free to bring more of those templates out! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 22:13, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
I'm working on it!! I got Mastodon userbox, Website userbox, and now i'm working on E-mail. What's next in the queue is, Instagram, X (and Twitter, if you want to piss off elon), XMPP, Discord, and a loooot more. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:22, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
CUN 19:52, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!
17:32, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
Userfy.[edit source]
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:17, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 06:57, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 02:21, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:38, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
, because Uncyclopedia doesnt have a rating system for articles, though i wouldnt remove them, it could break things!! 
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:50, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
HAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 22:42, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:03, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Sent and 
Received from wikipedia GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
for making articles optimized for Vector 2022, if, for some ungodly reason someone wants to use 2022, or if we do switch over to 2022 for whatever reason. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:31, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
