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UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]

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I forgot how to write these things.

By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!

Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles! ...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.




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UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.

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She un on my sign till I post[edit source]

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January 7, 2026 • Issue #238 • Archives • Press Room
So many awards, holy shit.

By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.

Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here

And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.

ColonelKurtz is back By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!



Biopic This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!

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“OH BOB SAGET”

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User:PawPatroler[edit source]

Oh. my. fucking god. this guy has been going through wiki to forums asking assistance about his wikipedia account.

If you look up "PawPatroler" (in quotation marks) on google startpage, you can see how fucking many times they kept posting the same thing, over and over, and over again. Jesus christ!! they even tried to make a forum post on the CCleaner forum about their ban!! When will they get a break, god damn it! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 04:42, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah they emailed me too. one of the first uncyclopedia emails I ever got. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 04:57, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
this is why i have email disabled Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 14:57, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
the other one I got was an indecipherable one from brogo13 --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:03, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Lol wow this guy is almost as deranged as Gale5050. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:32, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
speaking of, have you noticed that cassie's been back? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 17:34, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah I saw, pretty cool. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
... This dude is worse then gale. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:18, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
I dunno, Gale5050 was pretty damn bad in so many ways. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:01, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

User:Tranvit[edit source]

We should probably do something about this user. they've been making so many fucking AI generated articles, that we should just nuke everything that they created. or, we should probably talk about it in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: in that user's defense, when they started making AI-generated articles there was no policy on Uncyclopedia directly forbidding from it. also as far as I'm aware they haven't made that much ruckus other than a series of really weird unbooks and some articles about tanks and Taylor Swift. I'm behind deleting the unBooks, but I find putting the user in Flammable's Office to be a bit excessive. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:25, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Fair enough... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:27, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: cassie just deleted them all... Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 02:18, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Special:LongPages can once again be populated by ASBOWAATs --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:48, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Ummm...hmm... Cassie just huffed them all? They were QVFDed?? I'm not going to hack them up or anything, and I'm against using AI to write articles (totally fine for images tho), but I must admit I am a little unsure about this, feeling very ambivalent... MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I mean yeah huffing them was the right move, assuming we’re sure they were written by AI. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:24, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
well, they were also unfunny --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:08, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
No doubt. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:34, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy.[edit source]

what do you think of the Userfy template? I made this because there has been a lot of users who want it in their userspace. I think its pretty handy. I might make more templates like this if people really like them! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:28, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

I like it! Well done! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:46, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Wikipedia has a bunch of inline templates like that (not exactly voting templates but similar) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Cool. They do get a few things right. Speaking of them, should we parody their 25th anniversary puzzle logo? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:23, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
sounds like a good idea --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 06:28, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Thanks everyone! i try to make some small but thoughtful (and hopefully useful) changes to the site. Now. if only someone unfreeze the featured "Why?" articles on the main page... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:31, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: your valued contributions have not gone unnoticed! Also, which part/thing do you need unfrozen/unprotected? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:43, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

The "Featured Why?" section in Why?:Main_Page. It hasn't changed in a long, LONG, time. as of writing this, it only picks these two articles at random if you refresh the page.

- Why?:Do I need to provide this?

- and... *sigh* Why?:Pour boiling hot water down your trousers?


and... thats it.GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

It looks like all of those are just semi protected, so you should be able to edit them. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:02, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
That's not what i'm saying... Worried.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:17, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Oh. Well I think you can add more articles for it to pick if you want. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:42, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
This is what im trying to say GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:49, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
K I clicked on that link and tried to play it but nothing happens. Sorry if I'm missing something painfully obvious lol. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:10, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Oh well. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:15, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: i think you can edit Why?:Main Page/featured --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:21, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
i did not know that! ill be updating that sometime soon maybe GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:25, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

An UnSignpost did it[edit source]

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Everybody was here

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Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.

People have opinions on the Yankees

By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.

Beat a Dead Shoe contest By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.

Injoke created and overused, setting new record By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.



Biopic Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.

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Happy birthday![edit source]

What special ball grew this time? Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 06:57, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

A hockey puck since the Ducks seem to be back on track. That was a nasty skid. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:15, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, they haven't been doing so hot for the past month or so. I think so at least, I don't keep up with hockey like I do other sports. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:44, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah so the Ducks started off great, something we haven't done in forever, we were first in our division, top 1-3 or something in the conference and/or league, then we lost 9 in a row. We were most likely exposed as pretenders, but we have some young talent, maybe we'll be contenders. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:33, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
oh, your birthday was today? Happy birthday, then! 🥳🥳🎉🎉🍰 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:11, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
it is always MrX's birthday according to the userbox --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:12, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
As always, the Pirates finished dead last in their division. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 23:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Happy Birthday! Have a cookie: Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:59, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
and as always, the Steelers choke on their own dicks in the playoffs. Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 00:14, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Does anybody even like the Steelers? Fuck the Steelers. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 00:17, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
this entire discussion would roundhouse kick a victorian child --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:23, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
The Steelers are cool. The Pennsylvania team I'm starting to lose respect for is the Eagles. Their fans are going way too far vandalizing the coaches' houses. And I would love to see the Pirates get better. I hope Skenes keeps his all-star streak going. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:52, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Agree with you on the Eagles, it's crazy. Just about any team in Philly seems to attract toxic fans, maybe it's the city in general, I'm not sure. At one point I pretty much stopped rooting for the 76ers until this season because of the fanbase. But, I'm rooting for them again, while trying to avoid any toxicity in the fanbase. In my opinion this is the most likeable 76ers team they've had in quite a while. They have a great core of young players, Embiid is in good-ish health and seems to always be in a good mood. Just hoping they can stay healthy. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:16, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah I like Embiid, he's cool, even though he's a fan of the dark side of the Force. If he stays healthy, 76ers are contenders. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:40, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

You know, I just could never truly get into soccer. It's without a doubt a great sport but I don't know much about the teams or some of the rules. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 19:21, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
The rules are mostly simple, though they are kind of stupid and lame. For example, there have been several historical examples of a handball not being properly penalized because it wasn't intentional enough. FIFA has stopped just short of saying it's the ball's responsibility to avoid the player's hand. This was the worst, Germany and the Scottish ref fucked US out of the 2002 World Cup. Then recently an Atlético Madrid player touched the ball twice during a PK shootout. His goal was correctly disallowed. Idiots complained, so FIFA changed the rule, again stopping just short of saying it's the ball's responsibility to avoid contact with the player.
As for the teams, just understand that Major League Soccer (MLS) is actually Minor League Soccer, and FC Barcelona is the greatest. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
That reminds me, I remember seeing a clip of a handball that counted as a goal I looked it up and it was Maradona's "Hand of God" goal. I think the refs couldn't see the handball from the angle or something. Apparently Peter Shilton (who Maradona had scored on) rejected Maradona's apology years later. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:06, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah that Maradona "goal" was bad. What's funny is that same game he scored a beautiful goal, arguably the most famous and infamous goals came from the same player in the same game. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:08, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
With your love of sports, I want to ask if you've ever played any before. Back in high school I used to play baseball and basketball, and for a while I thought about doing football, but I decided against it. I'm not a very big and strong dude, but some people have told me I could've made a decent cornerback or running back. I should've signed up for it just to see, but never did. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:29, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Nice. I played a little bit of everything when I was younger. In high school, I pole vaulted and played water polo. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:00, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Damn, I've heard water polo is pretty tough. I for sure couldn't do it, I can't swim worth shit. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 02:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah it is tough, but you could do it, it just takes some conditioning and getting used to. What's funny is that while most of the best water polo players are stud all around athletes, some of the best (and I mean Olympic level) are actually kinda lanky and unimpressive in other sports. Water strength is sometimes very different. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:13, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Maybe they just train so hard and frequently at water polo they don't have much time to train in anything else? I'm not sure, as I'm not an Olympic athlete. Olympic athletes are built different, and I think people underestimate their abilities to an extent, if that makes sense. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
True. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:29, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

I kinda found a little unusual category in uncyclopedia. Category:Deceased_Uncyclopedians[edit source]

Apparently, uncyclopedia has a list of all of the users who have died, IRL. I request that we should make the Template:Killed more in a serious tone, specifically because, really, there is so many joke templates in uncyclopedia that it is... hard to tell if this is being serious or not. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:19, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

It's very blatantly a joke category. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 02:21, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
hmmm i dunno. I don't find deceased uncyclopedians funny. in fact, it makes me concerned, Wikipedia has its own list of deceased editors, i don't see why uncyclopedia wouldn't. Stunned.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
It literally has a subcat titled "Asploded Uncyclopedians", and this dumb template about Grues automatically adds users to the category. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
uhh... hmmm.. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:40, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
I'm going to write "Add Category:Deceased_Uncyclopedians on my "user page" on my will. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:01, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Well, while I did see Template:Killed as being a joke template, I kind of thought Category:Deceased... was a little more serious. I do like the idea of honoring those who enjoyed Uncyc and unfortunately passed away. In any case, I think template:killed should stay as is, and yeah I guess category:deceased is a joke category anyway so whatever. Maybe we can create a different category and template for those who really did pass away. I think the Wikipedia template has a nice looking candle, so maybe we can make ours a cheaper trashier looking candle or something? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:21, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
It still confuses me, because I thought the Category:Deceased Uncyclopedians is for serious deaths, and Category:Asploded Uncyclopedians is for joke deaths. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
How could we verify if someone that edited here really passed away? I would be all for honoring them, of course. Badmotherfucker2.png BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 18:41, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
if its apart of their will to have a love one to let an admin know about what happened, or if a close friend is on uncyclopedia, or in most rare cases, if there was a news article about what exactly happen, and that person who died mentioned in the news article just so happens to have one. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

owners of an uncyclopedia account who are deceased irl, should have their accounts LOCKED to prevent bad actors from logging in a dead persons account.. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:52, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

damn you[edit source]

you made me think zombiebaron came back when you edited his userpage Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 18:23, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Well I was a little confused about the category itself. If you poke him hard enough, he will probably stir. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:28, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
i have done the poking. not with my finger, though. Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 18:43, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
That was probably wise. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:30, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]

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Admins at it again

By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.

The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.

MITK song rankings still ongoing By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?



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“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”

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--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:38, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

hey hey so.[edit source]

i found a list of wikipedia voting templates. I was thinking we should ste- I mean... borrow them to be used on Uncyclopedia. You can check them out here -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Done/See_also. why not? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:49, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

alright, time for the obligatory template Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:59, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
A lot of those look cool, feel free to import them. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:33, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Which ones should I port? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:10, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
the ones that might have relevance to Uncyclopedia --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:16, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
there is one, but it requires another template for it to function. for now, i was thinking about importing these templates -> w:Template:Orz (this one kinda relates to me a looot...), w:Template:Read, w:Template:StaleIP, w:Template:Doge, annnd perhaps w:Template:8ball GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:22, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
>it requires another template for it to function
which template? hopefully it's not too code-heavy or complicated --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:28, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
w:Template:Rimshot Which requires w:Template:Audio GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:30, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
I made a rimshot template of my own before I learned about the Wikipedia one, we could just use that --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:33, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, I saw that, i was gonna name the audio version "Template:Rimshot2" to prevent confusion. plus, Template:Rimshot without the sfx just doesn't hit the same, you know... Special0.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:38, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so i decided to add Template:Read and Template:Orz. May or may or not add more. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:23, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

I like 'em! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:28, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
thanks. i found a template that could be useful for making more of these templates... Half of the icons in Template:Icon is kinda useless, like theses -> , because Uncyclopedia doesnt have a rating system for articles, though i wouldnt remove them, it could break things!! Dizzy.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:50, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Hey, that bump is shaped like the UnSignpost![edit source]

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January 28, 2026 • Issue #241 • Archives • Press Room
Viva la revolution

By Fish on skates
Gergdown has unleashed an "Agenda 2026" that aims to make Uncyclopedia great again, one edit at a time. This plan has quite a few people onboard already, probably because people will join anything advertised in a big fancy box.

Teh Epik Duck unbanned, retires

By Soviet, Turb0-Sunrise, and Fish on skates
"Newcomer" and Wikipedia sock puppeteer has finally gotten unbanned after socking and vandalism. Three months ago, Teh Epik Duck consistently vandalised talk pages, forums and encyclopedic articles before being banned by Alula for being a dick.

In an attempt to bypass his ban, Teh Epik Duck told Alula

“Unblock me now you retard.”

– Teh Epik Duck

clearly showing this was his masterstroke. He resorted to socking but was quickly banned for an extended period of three months.

However, Duck requested his userpage and subpages be deleted as he has retired. Miss him, miss him.

Last chance to vote! By Fish on skates, who hasn't yet voted on the top 10
Time's running out to vote for the xOTY awards and the top 10 articles of 2025! So what are you waiting for? Get your LaziBum to the polls and be opinionated!



Biopic It was L10nM4st3r's birthday on the 25th. He's the guy that made the original a story built one word at a time, a cat-loving bot, the word "tytpo", and everyone's favorite page-blanking recent-changes-flooding userscript. Here's to another year of mastering lions, or lioning masters, I'm not sure.

Ask Turb0

  • Do you drive a Saab 900? — Gammakid999
    • what the fuck is that
  • opinions on said Saab 900? — Fish on skates
    • see above
  • have you attended Harvard? I'm working on a conspiracy theory and need to know. Also do you like burger king? — Gammakid999
    • i attended fenway park
  • do you even intend to answer any of these questions? — alula
    • yes and no at the same time
  • What is your home address? (I need it for the theory) — Gammakid999
    • take your mother's. don't change anything about it.
  • What operating system do you use? — Soviet
    • one that's better than gerg's
  • Do you edit at school/work? — Soviet
    • yes

From The Logs

  • 01:52, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 40 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (suggesting that I, an ADMIN, should get banned. this is clearly conspiracy against the [totally non-existent] cabal!!!)
  • 02:18, 26 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 1 minute and 41 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (idea of Turb0-Sunrise (plus, you edit conflicted on my own talkpage!!!!))
  • 00:32, 28 January 2026 DaniPine3 huffed page Your Article Name (wtf is this: content was: " == The Bee Movie Script == {{", and the only contributor was "Soviet's Bot")

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– Gergdown

--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:23, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

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