User talk:MrX

I smoke cigars, therefore your argument is invalid.

x:talk archives

• 2020
• 2021 Jan - Mar
• 2021 Apr - May
• 2021 Jun - Jul
• 2021 Aug - Dec
• 2022 Jan - Apr
• 2022 May - Jun
• 2022 Jul - Aug
• 2022 Sep - 2023 May
• 2023 Jun - Nov
• 2023 Dec - 2024 Jul
• 2024 Aug - Dec
• 2025 Jan
• 2025 Feb - Mar
• 2025 Apr - Aug

Damn

You went really strict with Kurtz. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:39, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Look at his block log. He has a history of being really difficult. Also he recently said he wants to be blocked, so there he goes. MrX blow me 15:43, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Hey!

I said to delete the redirects, not the actual pages, because those are actually used! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:27, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

SMH my bad lol. Hang on. MrX blow me 15:29, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

It's ok. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:29, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Looks like Alula already cleaned up my mess. Thanks @Alula:! MrX blow me 15:30, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

And thanks @OPOSSUM: for pointing out my mistake! MrX blow me 15:31, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome. Dang, that was not something that I expected to happen this morning. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah and a land speed record by Alula with the fix. MrX blow me 15:35, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:36, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

red cocklocks

think about how powerful the red cocklocks would be. it would be so powerful in fact, i dont know how an admin would pull it off. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 10:14, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes, our inability to pull it off is one reason we will most likely never have them. MrX blow me 15:49, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Some day, we might find a way to obtain the power of the red cock lock. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:54, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Tourettes Syndrome

Hi. So alula doesn't like the fact that the uncyclopedia article, has slurs.

Alula wants to remove all of those words from the swear list. She would remove it all, but they fear that someone would complain about it, so, could you please sort this out. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:44, 14 September 2025 (UTC)

 Against., the article is obviously designed to offend people. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:00, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah thats what I was thinking GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:06, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: can you please point me in the direction of where Alula, or anyone, is saying this and/or removing slurs? MrX blow me 19:24, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

They talked to me about it in Discord DMs. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:42, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah no i've changed my mind. OPOSSUM makes a good point. 19:43, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok cool. MrX blow me 19:44, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Neat. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:01, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Very nice. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:11, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Safespace

Uncyclopedia is not a safespace. Obviously we do not want to have articles which have gratuitous offense, extremism or blatant hate speech, and we do want to respect the general (and I mean general in a very light sense) dignity of all, but we aren't never have been and shouldn't become a safe space on our articles. Unless the article is written to hurt, written to endanger others, it's fair game. We have lost very very good writers in the past because of some people's attempts to selectively impose their protections of select vulnerable groups. Either we allow all groups to be parodied, satired and offended or none. My own articles about LGTBQ+ people (me being a fierce member of that community who tirelessly advocates for their equality) have elements that relentlessly make fun of and deeply offend queerness, and I make no apologies for that nor should I. I don't believe that learning difficulties, behavioral issues or genetic disorders should be sacred either. ShabiDOO 14:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

This would be good as a essay, or maybe place this in the Uncyclopedia:General_disclaimer?GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:30, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Obviously, on talk pages, we do not attack fellow users because of their identity or characteristics and in general avoid unpleasant, disrespectful behavior. I would hope it is the same on discord but I always forget about it and don't visit often. ShabiDOO 15:58, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

of course, of course. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:57, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Agreed. As for some sort of disclaimer, I mean we can add that, but then again it should already be obvious. This is a comedy website. MrX blow me 19:03, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

you know how I said that red cocklocks are powerful?

Lemme tell you this, ive thought of a much more powerful cocklock.

That being the gay cocklock GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Not a bad idea! MrX blow me 20:50, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:55, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

wikipedia

i see that you have the funny "i got banned from Wikipedia template. curious. are you actually banned or is it just a joke, and if you were, what were you banned for? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

I have had over 100 accounts indef blocked for various types of vandalism. MrX blow me 02:30, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

but why? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:10, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Because he doesn't like wikipedia I guess. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:14, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Why? Because I can. MrX blow me 22:37, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Orange cock lock

Ok, well. I found another cocklock that isn't listed on Un:PP. The orange cocklock.

Apparently, its a Interface cocklock, the only time you'll probably ever see it is when you are trying to edit someones javascript page or whatever.

Orange cocklock

You can see it when you log out (since you are an admin), then go to here

This cocklock can be obtained by usually when you pull your trousers down and then bathe in orange paint (not like anyone should)

I request that we add this to our collection of cocklocks for safe-keeping.

(Seriously though, how did we all miss this?) GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:08, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

The orange paint thing was my joke, I WANT CREDIT FOR THE JOKE! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Sorry, lionmaster :P GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:35, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I logged out but still couldn't see it. Anyway let's not add it to UN:PP, but we could add it and the red one to a subpage of UN:PP, if you would like to create one. MrX blow me 22:39, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

It might be if you're logged in only, but on an account without admin
I have an alt, lemme check rq to see if it's real — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:50, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Yep, I can confirm it is real. Check discord for screenshot — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:58, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

here is the screenshot, since you hardly use discord GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)

wait if this cocklock is orange, does that mean it pisses out... orange juice? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:38, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I think maybe I didn’t see it cuz I didn’t try to edit the page logged out. MrX blow me 04:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

About the red padlock... Would you be able to add that lock to the sub page for Un:PP? Or at least, shove them all under a heading on that page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:22, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

I changed the protection level so you should be able to add it yourself. Though I may go back into that page and make some changes later if some things don't fit or make sense or whatever. But do go ahead and we'll see if it works. MrX blow me 22:36, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

WTF?

what the fuck, i accidentally pasted that. I clicked on one of these links and it pasted the "oh dear" thing. what the fuck?

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:30, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

ok so, it was one of the gadgets that did it. that explains it. I disabled them. (why were they enabled in the first place) GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok, cool, no worries. MrX blow me 22:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

For your gift, you will be mailed the result of my failed attempt at crossbreeding Jason Voorhees with a gorilla. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Wow, Bad Motherfucker. It's been a while. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 01:03, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes it has, was pretty busy and needed a break for a bit. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:25, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 22:31, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

I need to have a word with you

My birthmarks on my face are not nipples. Please stop asking me if you can touch my nipples on my face. You can touch the ones on my chest of course. Not on my face. Is that clear? ShabiDOO 19:50, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes, that's clear, and I thank you for making it so clear. You know what a big believer I am in written affirmative consent. MrX blow me 22:32, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

Written confirmative consent is hot ShabiDOO 12:00, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

So hot. MrX blow me 16:05, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker says this: Written affirmative consent is hot. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:35, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Just to give you an idea on how old this fucking website is...

... I found this gold nugget while scrolling through a short list of templates. Gives you an idea on how old this god-for-saken website really is, huh. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:59, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Haha wow. Myspace is a great lesson in knowing when to sell. MrX blow me 22:29, 24 September 2025 (UTC)