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Damn

You went really strict with Kurtz. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:39, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Look at his block log. He has a history of being really difficult. Also he recently said he wants to be blocked, so there he goes. MrX blow me 15:43, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Hey!

I said to delete the redirects, not the actual pages, because those are actually used! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:27, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

SMH my bad lol. Hang on. MrX blow me 15:29, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

It's ok. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:29, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Looks like Alula already cleaned up my mess. Thanks @Alula:! MrX blow me 15:30, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

And thanks @OPOSSUM: for pointing out my mistake! MrX blow me 15:31, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

You're welcome. Dang, that was not something that I expected to happen this morning. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah and a land speed record by Alula with the fix. MrX blow me 15:35, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:36, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

red cocklocks

think about how powerful the red cocklocks would be. it would be so powerful in fact, i dont know how an admin would pull it off. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 10:14, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes, our inability to pull it off is one reason we will most likely never have them. MrX blow me 15:49, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Some day, we might find a way to obtain the power of the red cock lock. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:54, 6 September 2025 (UTC)

Tourettes Syndrome

Hi. So alula doesn't like the fact that the uncyclopedia article, has slurs.

Alula wants to remove all of those words from the swear list. She would remove it all, but they fear that someone would complain about it, so, could you please sort this out. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:44, 14 September 2025 (UTC)

 Against., the article is obviously designed to offend people. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:00, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah thats what I was thinking GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:06, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: can you please point me in the direction of where Alula, or anyone, is saying this and/or removing slurs? MrX blow me 19:24, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

They talked to me about it in Discord DMs. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:42, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah no i've changed my mind. OPOSSUM makes a good point. 19:43, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok cool. MrX blow me 19:44, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Neat. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:01, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Very nice. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:11, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Safespace

Uncyclopedia is not a safespace. Obviously we do not want to have articles which have gratuitous offense, extremism or blatant hate speech, and we do want to respect the general (and I mean general in a very light sense) dignity of all, but we aren't never have been and shouldn't become a safe space on our articles. Unless the article is written to hurt, written to endanger others, it's fair game. We have lost very very good writers in the past because of some people's attempts to selectively impose their protections of select vulnerable groups. Either we allow all groups to be parodied, satired and offended or none. My own articles about LGTBQ+ people (me being a fierce member of that community who tirelessly advocates for their equality) have elements that relentlessly make fun of and deeply offend queerness, and I make no apologies for that nor should I. I don't believe that learning difficulties, behavioral issues or genetic disorders should be sacred either. ShabiDOO 14:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

This would be good as a essay, or maybe place this in the Uncyclopedia:General_disclaimer?GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:30, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Obviously, on talk pages, we do not attack fellow users because of their identity or characteristics and in general avoid unpleasant, disrespectful behavior. I would hope it is the same on discord but I always forget about it and don't visit often. ShabiDOO 15:58, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

of course, of course. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:57, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Agreed. As for some sort of disclaimer, I mean we can add that, but then again it should already be obvious. This is a comedy website. MrX blow me 19:03, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

you know how I said that red cocklocks are powerful?

Lemme tell you this, ive thought of a much more powerful cocklock.

That being the gay cocklock GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Not a bad idea! MrX blow me 20:50, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:55, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

wikipedia

i see that you have the funny "i got banned from Wikipedia template. curious. are you actually banned or is it just a joke, and if you were, what were you banned for? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC)

I have had over 100 accounts indef blocked for various types of vandalism. MrX blow me 02:30, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

but why? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:10, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Because he doesn't like wikipedia I guess. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:14, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Why? Because I can. MrX blow me 22:37, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Orange cock lock

Ok, well. I found another cocklock that isn't listed on Un:PP. The orange cocklock.

Apparently, its a Interface cocklock, the only time you'll probably ever see it is when you are trying to edit someones javascript page or whatever.

Orange cocklock

You can see it when you log out (since you are an admin), then go to here

This cocklock can be obtained by usually when you pull your trousers down and then bathe in orange paint (not like anyone should)

I request that we add this to our collection of cocklocks for safe-keeping.

(Seriously though, how did we all miss this?) GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:08, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

The orange paint thing was my joke, I WANT CREDIT FOR THE JOKE! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Sorry, lionmaster :P GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:35, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I logged out but still couldn't see it. Anyway let's not add it to UN:PP, but we could add it and the red one to a subpage of UN:PP, if you would like to create one. MrX blow me 22:39, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

It might be if you're logged in only, but on an account without admin
I have an alt, lemme check rq to see if it's real — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:50, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Yep, I can confirm it is real. Check discord for screenshot — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:58, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

here is the screenshot, since you hardly use discord GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)

wait if this cocklock is orange, does that mean it pisses out... orange juice? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:38, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

I think maybe I didn’t see it cuz I didn’t try to edit the page logged out. MrX blow me 04:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

About the red padlock... Would you be able to add that lock to the sub page for Un:PP? Or at least, shove them all under a heading on that page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:22, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

I changed the protection level so you should be able to add it yourself. Though I may go back into that page and make some changes later if some things don't fit or make sense or whatever. But do go ahead and we'll see if it works. MrX blow me 22:36, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

WTF?

what the fuck, i accidentally pasted that. I clicked on one of these links and it pasted the "oh dear" thing. what the fuck?

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:30, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

ok so, it was one of the gadgets that did it. that explains it. I disabled them. (why were they enabled in the first place) GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok, cool, no worries. MrX blow me 22:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

For your gift, you will be mailed the result of my failed attempt at crossbreeding Jason Voorhees with a gorilla. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Wow, Bad Motherfucker. It's been a while. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 01:03, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes it has, was pretty busy and needed a break for a bit. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:25, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 22:31, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

I need to have a word with you

My birthmarks on my face are not nipples. Please stop asking me if you can touch my nipples on my face. You can touch the ones on my chest of course. Not on my face. Is that clear? ShabiDOO 19:50, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Yes, that's clear, and I thank you for making it so clear. You know what a big believer I am in written affirmative consent. MrX blow me 22:32, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

Written confirmative consent is hot ShabiDOO 12:00, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

So hot. MrX blow me 16:05, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker says this: Written affirmative consent is hot. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:35, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Just to give you an idea on how old this fucking website is...

... I found this gold nugget while scrolling through a short list of templates. Gives you an idea on how old this god-for-saken website really is, huh. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:59, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Haha wow. Myspace is a great lesson in knowing when to sell. MrX blow me 22:29, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Man this website is such a time capsule, y'know... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:07, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

I was literally writing my first article on this site before a few users were born. ShabiDOO 21:54, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

That's awesome. MrX blow me 21:55, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

God, you're old Shabidoo. Off to the retirement home for you! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:24, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

What makes you think I'm not typing this from an old folks home shitting my adult diaper? ShabiDOO 22:50, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Help me out here!

There's a dogshit sandwich of a vandal going around. I need a 55-gallon drum of whoop-ass ASAP. Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 19:45, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

Nevermind. Alula got to em first. Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 19:52, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

Kewl. MrX blow me 20:21, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

hello

can you block me for five seconds (talk) 19:14, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Uh, sure, why not? MrX blow me 19:15, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

:D Teh Epik Duck (talk) 19:17, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 19:18, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

here's a cake to celebrate! Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 19:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 19:22, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

and here's your new ball! *cuts off both balls* Here's two new balls! Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 19:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Awesome! MrX blow me 19:29, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

"Blocked" (sike)

You have been blocked from editing for a period of all of the years for putting a fucking apostrophe IN A FUCKING HYPERLINK. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop putting a fucking apostrophe IN A FUCKING HYPERLINK. Thaaanks! --_CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 18:30, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

All of the years? Including in the past? Also I've never understood why people think apostrophes shouldn't go in links. Also you just made Brogo's day. MrX blow me 22:16, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Yes, all of them, it just looks better that way, and Brogo would be rolling in his grave if he was actually dead. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 22:22, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

"Looks better" boils down to your opinion. In my opinion, which is an objective fact, in this case and all cases, always and forever, apostrophes look far better IN the hyperlinks. MrX blow me 04:22, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

my opinion is a more objective fact than yours _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 14:21, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

(Entitled Greta voice) How dare you? MrX blow me 16:14, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

(Hurricane Karen voice) How dare you? _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 16:28, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

URGENT MESSAGE!

Tits or ass? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:13, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

yes _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 23:19, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

I can't choose between oxygen and water. I mean yeah I know you can go a lot longer without water than you can without oxygen, but I guess I don't know which is water and which is oxygen here. MrX blow me 23:27, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

ask your mother GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:18, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT

Y'S BACK! _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 11:57, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Sweet! I mean let's see but yeah sweet. MrX blow me 16:18, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

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Quote of the Week """"Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown

_CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 14:10, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT..

HOLY SHIT. I HAVE FOUND THE RED COCKLOCK!

red cocklock

question here is.. how the fuck do we use it? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:00, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Nice. I mean I don't think we really use it since we don't have as many protection levels as the parody. Plus getting Jack Phoenix to simply use the blue cocklocks for the extended confirmed protection that we already have is taking him years. Seriously you should go ask Jack on his talk page about getting the blue cocklocks implemented. MrX blow me 14:23, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

uh i think it might be useless unless theres a super important page that only sysadmins can edit. also dont you dare check rocko's talk page 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 14:32, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I think it might be useless either way, because it's for a protection level called "Mrex protection", which we don't currently have 15:16, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Ill think about it GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:18, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

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What's with all the new users? By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell. Biopic Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.

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• Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
• Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.

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• U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again
• Perchance.

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• why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
• I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.

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• How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
• Yes.

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Quote of the Week U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Also when i saw that thanks i thought you saw rocko's talk page 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:57, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

What happened on Rocko's talk page? MrX blow me 21:17, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Nothing concerning ponies at all. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:20, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh, nice. MrX blow me 21:28, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

ANOTHER IMPORTANT QUESTION

what are your thoughts on this video

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:05, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

should be featured 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:07, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Pretty cool. MrX blow me 15:27, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Taking a look

My darling mister big balls. First, thanks for your support on the vfs. Means a lot, especially coming from you. Second, if you have a chance, could you take a look at Antipasta? I'm fond of it but I know it's not as strong as can be. Any thoughts or critique would be great. Don't hold back :). Same with anyone else reading this. All praise mister X's big balls. ShabiDOO 10:19, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Thanks dude, my balls are as big as ever and I hope yours are too. At first glance, Antipasta looks good. I will try to add some stuff to it this week. I'll be a little busier than usual, but I will add something. MrX blow me 17:11, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

CUTE-HATER DETECTED!!!

BAN BAN BAN! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:03, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

i don't hate cute, i just hate ponies. yeah, i said it. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:24, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

you mean.. *ahem* bronys? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:26, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

well both so sure 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:28, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Surrre.... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:31, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

bronies are the scum of the scum of the shit of the world. all bronies should be shot out of a railgun into a pit of sharpened dicks. DEATH TO BRONIES! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:32, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

do you like foxes though? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:33, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise likes foxes so much that he keeps linking this image in my forum:last person to edit wins sections 22:36, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

listen. thats just to cause schism to have a brain aneurism. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:37, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

then put it on his talk pages, not right in the middle of whichever section i just so happen to edit beforehand 22:38, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

not right now. im gonna wait for the next USP and put it in there 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:39, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

flattered either way GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:41, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

good for you 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:51, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:55, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

what the fuck 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 23:38, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

This thread is almost as violent, hateful, and illogical as the saloon bar on rationalwiki. Almost, not quite. Nothing beats those hypocrites lol. MrX blow me 17:14, 19 October 2025 (UTC)