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Blocked again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of not really for refusing to admit that Rarity is best pony. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop refusing to admit that Rarity is best pony. Thaaanks! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:45, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
LIES!! SLANDER!! LIBEL!! You can expect to hear from my lawyer. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:09, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT A PRINCESS TO YOU, FAGGOT!? >:( --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:13, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
Lol as you may recall, I never said she’s not a princess. I said she’s a Meghan Markle, while Fluttershy is a Princess Di that never died :) MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:36, 3 August 2021 (UTC)
[1] --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:59, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
My thoughts exactly! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:20, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

Why did you delete my edit

Why did you delete my edit, its just a roast session! Why, Uncyclopedia is just a deeply vandalised form of Wikipedia anyway? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.66.107.138 (talk • contribs)

Which edit? Some of them were talking about someone nobody knows. The most recent was, as I said, almost acceptable but out of place and meh. No, Uncyclopedia is not a deeply vandalised form of Wikipedia. Please read the guides in the message I left on your talk page. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:17, 4 August 2021 (UTC)
Ok, just leave it there I just want to edit not delete anymore. I'm new here. And Sam and Colby have 5 million subscribers. It seems like ypu have no idea that they exist. Google them, then they'll pop up, then subscribe to them they make good videos. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.66.107.138 (talk • contribs)
Yeah but nobody knows who Aaron is or why you yearn for him to suck your ballz. It’s cool that you’re new here, I’m happy to help, let me know if you have any questions. I am gonna have to go undo some/all of your recent edits to YouTubers cuz they don’t really fit and, again, we don’t care about Aaron. If you do readd some stuff to that article, please try to make it fit within the article. The guides on your talk page can help with that. YouTubers is tricky cuz that article has a unique format, but still. I also recommend you create an account. And again, welcome! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:30, 4 August 2021 (UTC)

Again

What exactly "doesn't work" here? (I see no red links.) --Brogo13 (talk) 02:45, 5 August 2021 (UTC)

Look at the section 2000 presidential campaign, in your version, it says Ross Perot's instead of Ross Perot's. I’m pretty sure you can type it that way on the parody, and the whole thing will still be a blue link, but that doesn’t work here. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:52, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
I'm/I’m pretty sure tooltips consistently render the actual target, e.g. rossing and Rossification, regardless what's underlined. (Eh? Eh?) If the underlining here is relevant, please elucidate. If it isn't, please elucidate. --Brogo13 (talk) 05:03, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
As you should already be able to see, that doesn’t work when the stuff outside the brackets contains punctuation. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:17, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
Thank you sir. --Brogo13 (talk) 16:30, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
Um, you're welcome, I guess. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:37, 5 August 2021 (UTC)

Eisteddfod

I responded to your edit at Talk:Wales. --It is me (talk) 22:49, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

And I responded there as well. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:04, 6 August 2021 (UTC)

Only

Please take a look at this,
then reconsider this.
Thanks. --Brogo13 (talk) 01:41, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

Brogo, you’re forgetting a few things here. Number one, the English language is not as rigidly defined as others, like languages with governing bodies or “academies” or whatever, so something like where to put your “only” is not that big of a deal. Number two, where to put your only can be a semi important deal here in the world of comedy where wording placement is important not for grammatical purposes but for comedic purposes, mainly timing. Number three, as I’ve told you before, sometimes I revert your entire edit because it is a super long edit with some bad wording changes and some neutral grammar/spacing changes, so reverting is a clear net positive.
I wanna point out that I do appreciate most of what you do here. For the record, you were correct about that whole 's debate in the Kamala Harris article. I didn’t wanna jump in cuz I didn’t need the headache, but I appreciate what you did there, or tried to do and kinda compromised on, if I remember correctly. Please keep up the good work, and please understand that sometimes the placement of the word only is funnier a different way. I’m still happy to discuss this if you still disagree. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:49, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
So moving each only from where I had it to where you prefer it makes the article funnier? How? Please, I really do want to understand the basis for those four opinions. Meanwhile ...
I went from gramatically incorrect to gramatically correct.[1] However, (1) where I put a particular word is not that big of a deal,[2] (2) where I put a particular word can be semi-important,[3] and (3) placement is important. Got it.[4] --Brogo13 (talk) 07:58, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Uh, Brogo, can you actually speak in a comprehensible way? Note that being comprehensible is different to being technically grammatically correct and confusing. Like, "something up with which I just have to put" can be written more clearly as "just something I have to put up with". Also, just knock it off with the passive-aggressive attitude. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  08:36, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Yes. I can. Yes I can. Yes, I can. I can, yes. Actually.[5] --Brogo13 (talk) 15:50, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Thanks Hipponias, I was beginning to worry I was the only one having trouble understanding what Brogo says. Anyway, um yes, as I said, often times moving the placement of the word "only", or other words, makes it funnier than you made it. How? It usually sounds better than the way you word it. I can't make it any simpler than that. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:14, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
preach ate chew --Brogo13 (talk) 19:46, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
I'm guessing that means something about hating me, whatever. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:38, 14 August 2021 (UTC)
  1. MrX agreed, times four
  2. unless they object to this particular placement
  3. they may or may not approve of this particular placement
  4. Other editors' Undo buttons ("guess what I didn't like") are apparently something up with which I just have to put.
  5. Your something phrase is indeed "clearer" in that you said it with eight words instead of nine, and is grammatically immaculate, but incomprehensibility is different from (not to) funny.

All joking aside

Are you a legit brony, or are you just pretending to want to hug Fluttershy as a joke? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 19:04, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

Lol I've never even seen the show. But when you first started that forum or whatever about it, you and Kippy disagreeing on which was the best, I just looked it up on wikipedia and picked one to stubbornly say is the best. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:30, 16 August 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, I figured that was the case. Rarity is still best tho. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:49, 20 August 2021 (UTC)
Nuh uh, #FLUTTERSHY4EVA!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:07, 21 August 2021 (UTC)
Watch at least three episodes of Friendship is Magic and pick an actual favorite pony, then you can join in on the joke. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:23, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Aaaaaahhhhhhh, that's no fair! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:33, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
YOU HAVE TO BE A PONY-LOVING FA**OT TO JOKE-ARGUE ABOUT WHO THE BEST BABY HORSE IS! I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST GET HYPER AND SCREAM AT THOSE WHO REFUSE TO FOLLOW THEM! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:38, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Haha k. I guess I'll have to pull an Elizabeth Warren and step back and respect those who are actually in the tribe. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:59, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Hey...

" Whew! That was a close one... "
It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandal.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.
Awarded on: August 17 2021
Templating

Thank you for taking care of that crap!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:38, 17 August 2021

Any time! And I still can't figure out why I couldn't revert their edit to File:SaveUncycBanner1Update.png, but fortunately Supergeeky1 helped out too. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:44, 17 August 2021 (UTC)
Haha thanks ZD! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:29, 20 August 2021 (UTC)

Some Facts About a User

Hey there! I'm a new user on Uncyclopedia. I joined here because I was snooping on Google Search looking for a user named Strange. Sounds familiar? This is because he had an account on here called CoolKidz9001 (I'm sure you know about him.) I found a search result for CoolKidz's user talk and saw that this was a guy I heard about before. I assume he had multiple socks (UnAnything Fan and TheVeryStrangeOne45) on here which I know have been banned.

However, I know some info about this guy. He used to be on a wiki I moderate on (UnAnything on FANDOM) if it isn't obvious already, but he was banned a long time ago due to simply breaking our rules and being globalled. His name was TheVeryStrangeOne45 (which is one of the sock's name).

I also assume he came on here around the same time his first UnAnything Wiki sock (LostToTime23) was officially blocked, as to presumably move on from UnAnything.

I hope this info helps 😀 DeeDaaDooDOS (talk) 13:15, 22 August 2021 (UTC)

Normally what someone does on another wiki doesn’t matter here, but still, thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:11, 22 August 2021 (UTC)
Why were you snooping for me in the 1st place, Dee. ~ Mr. CK9001 is B-A-C-K!!Click here to suck my dick!!! -  - My Contribs - 

Can you delete this page or nominate it for vfd?

Can you delete or VFD Everywhere at the end of time? It really isn't funny, the construction tag expired, and I was planning to write this article. Also, can Little Bill and The Wall (Prison) be VFD'd now? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

You’re welcome to nominate them for VFD, but I’ll take a look later and see if I should straight huff them since at least one of them has an expired maintenance tag. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:59, 25 August 2021 (UTC)
Alright I huffed everywhere at the end of time, go ahead and recreate it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:01, 25 August 2021 (UTC)

Passive–aggressive behavior

Hi, can you allow me to edit the article Passive–aggressive behavior? I stumbled upon it when I clicked random feature, and the lack of commas in places may cause me to tear all my hair out. Alternatively, if you're confident in your own grammatical skills, please fix it yourself. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:04, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Hey Wohmi, I've changed it to extended confirmed. I'm quite confident (and opinionated) in my grammatical skills, but I'll let you handle this one. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:59, 27 August 2021 (UTC)
Gratzi. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:45, 30 August 2021 (UTC)

Can you help me with a Socialist template?

Hello comrade, I have noticed that there is not a template for Socialist, can you help me create one?--Apookykorah (talk) 15:23, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

Sure, what'd you have in mind? Some sort of user box? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:28, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok @Apookykorah: I went ahead and created Template:User socialist and put it on your user page. You should of course feel free to remove it. You may also feel free to edit the template, and I'm happy to help create another if you'd like. Also FYI, Zana Dark is especially knowledgeable and helpful with templates (decent chance she'll have to correct something in the socialist template). MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:07, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

I have something to tell you

Could you please delete these pages:

Boner Conduction - vandalism

The Backyardigans - zero content

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Castaways.jpg - unneeded

Lalaloopsy - zero content

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Lalaloopsy%25_3F_Title_Screen.png - unneeded

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Jewel_is_PISSED.png - unneeded

The Wall (Prison) - zero content

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:The_Wall.png - unneeded

Little Bill - zero content

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Little_Bill.jpg - unneeded

Heckler & Koch MP5 - vandalism

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:School_Photo.jpg - unneeded – Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.218.18.234 (talk • contribs)

I'll make time this weekend to go through VFD, I probably won't be able to today tho. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:40, 3 September 2021 (UTC)

Found an uncyclopedia not listed on uncyclopedia.info.

https://en.uncyc.org/wiki/Main_Page None of the pages are protected, and the wiki has been inactive for years. All of the pages have broken formatting and other stuff. There's also the mirror uncyclopedia, but you probably know about that one. 69.117.241.47 (talk) 19:46, 8 September 2021 (UTC)

Interesting, looks like it might have been where this wiki actually existed in the before time, in the long, long ago. And I'm kinda familiar with the mirror site, not sure who runs it though. Thanks for pointing this out! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:53, 8 September 2021 (UTC)
Thanks for the heads up, IP address! I put a little message on the main page directing them to our site. P.S. Gonna check through some of that website's features. If there are any not included here, I may spork them over. (And take full credit for them, mwahahahaha!)WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:34, 9 September 2021 (UTC)
Nice! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:52, 9 September 2021 (UTC)
This site (https://en.uncyc.org/wiki/) appears to be an unauthorised copy of the Spoon (uncyclopedia.ca (now uncyclopedia.com)). We will investigate at our end. In addition, Fandom are now hosting this https://uncyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia_Wiki which now occupies the former uncyclopedia.wikia.com address before that site was originally deactivated in May 2019. The original mirror site is still hosted by Carlb and dates back to 2008 or there abouts. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:53, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok, cool, good to know, thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:06, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
The website appears to have been shut down. 69.117.241.47 (talk) 20:22, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
Interesting. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:23, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

I'll cut you a deal

Kippy's not responding to my joke arguments, so I'll cut you a deal: watch one episode of Friendship is Magic and pick who you think is best pony, and then you can joke argue with me about it. Avons-nous un accord? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:11, 14 September 2021 (UTC)

That’s a tempting offer that I will definitely consider. I’ll let you know if I have time, definitely won’t be this week unfortunately. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:57, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
Alright, send me a message sometime next week then? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:03, 15 September 2021 (UTC)
Sure! No promises I’ll have time then either. Work is starting to pick back up again like pre-covid, and I’ll be going to a wedding, and there’s still a bunch of other shows I gotta catch up on. But maybe in the near future. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:08, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

Can you hack up something?

Can Boner Conduction be hacked up and moved into my userspace? I want to add some of the article's contents to penis. Willy on wheels (talk) 22:05, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

Yes, as I recall, I thought some of the material in that one had potential to be used in another article. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:18, 20 September 2021 (UTC)
Ok it's now at User:Willy on wheels/Boner Conduction. Have fun! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:21, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

I've been fleshing something out I thought you might like

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It's a new award template, congratulations! Oh, and I had to make a few adjustments to the userbox templates. Namely setting the |sw= parameter, or |w1= and |w2= for userbox-2, etc. (winkypoo ;)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:37, 23 September 2021

Love it! Thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:51, 23 September 2021 (UTC)

Brony test

Does this girl give you diabetes? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:21, 27 September 2021 (UTC)

Haha totally. And unfortunately I haven't had a chance to check out the show yet, hopefully in the not too distant future. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:34, 27 September 2021 (UTC)

tada

R.l.ullman – Preceding unsigned comment added by 96.18.219.55 (talk • contribs)

Hey not too shabby so far! Keep it up! Though one of those images needs to be trimmed down a little. And I think we already have an article about Willy on wheels. But keep it up! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:58, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

And Now? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 20:24, 29 September 2021 (UTC)

Getting there, still needs a little more work. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:20, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

It got deleted by Cat The Colourful 96.18.219.55 (talk) 16:57, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

And then it got recreated by you. Please read the guides in the welcome message on your talk page, otherwise I fear your articles will be deleted again soon. I also recommend you create an account. Then you can work on articles in your user space for (almost) as long as you’d like. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:02, 22 October 2021 (UTC)
And it is waaaaay too short for a pee review. You shouldn’t expect someone else to take their time to review and help with an article if you’ve only put in 3 sentences. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:07, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

tada agian

Selijfgkjdwsgflkjsdfh land 96.18.219.55 (talk) 21:52, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

Ok but this one still needs a lot of work. And we should probably change the title to something a little simpler. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:04, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
It's Supposed to be a complex title. That's What makes it funny. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 22:14, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
I get that, but it’s so complex that it’s dancing on the line of stupider than funny. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:51, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
This? Howto:Kill Epic Zero? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 16:53, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Kinda funny, maybe a little short. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:21, 30 September 2021 (UTC)
This?? Wikipedia translated policies??? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC) a bunch of tlides 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)96.18.219.55 (talk) 17:01, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
This has a little bit of humor, but it's also really random and hard to understand. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:34, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

B-crat list

Hey Mr, do you think you could edit our b-crat list to add reference to Cassie's esteemed role as our Hobo Queen Two? --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:12, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done hopefully to everyone’s satisfaction :) MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:53, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Or should it be Hobo Queen Deux (did I spell that right? Or am I waaay off lol?) since you’re both francophones? Or should we translate the whole thing? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:57, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Un crétin raciste qui sait épeler "deux" :P --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 21:22, 29 September 2021 (UTC)
Haha I remember it from that movie from the 90s, Hot Shots Part Deux, I think. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:18, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

How do I prevent my articles from being deleted

I'm planning on expanding it, but still don't quite understand why it violates the vanity policies and how can I prevent it from being deleted? User:Muhammad Taufiq 9:30, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

They appear to violate the vanity policy because they appear to be about people that nobody’s heard of and/or people the author may be associated with. I apologize if that’s genuinely not the case. Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies explains it pretty well. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:03, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

UnDebate:Are Tropical Storm Amanda and Cristobal the same storm

Hello MrX, I hope you're having a good day. As you may know, one month ago you deleted the page UnDebate:Are Tropical Storm Amanda and Cristobal the same storm. This page was created by Gale5050, also known as Andrew5 on Wikipedia. Is it possible for me to obtain a copy of the page for Wikipedia purposes? I do not intend to use it to attack anybody, it's just so that the WP community and I have more of an idea of anything else that Andrew/Gale may have done. Thanks. CodingCyclone (talk) 19:51, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

How stupid do you think I am? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:55, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
I'm not Gale, if that's what you're thinking. See this: [2]. CodingCyclone (talk) 23:15, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
How do I know that Gale5050 and CodingCyclone aren’t one and the same? They look reeeaaally similar. That recent edit about sometimes editing Uncyc, when all you’ve done is create a user page and requested I hack up something that nobody else ever cared about, is incredibly suspicious. And what do you want that crap UnDebate article for? I’m not completely opposed to this request, but you’ve gotta convince me. Sorry for assuming the worst, but if you really are concerned about Gale5050 too then I’m sure you don’t need me to explain his disruption to you. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:32, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
Well for one, I've been on Wikipedia for over a year, and so CheckUsers on Wikipedia would have connected me to Gale5050 if I were him. I only really started looking into his behaviour on Uncyclopedia now, since it was just found out that he had yet another sock account on Wikipedia. As such, most things he did were deleted. I'm concerned that he will repeat the behaviour seen on Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia, if he ever tries to come back in a non-socking way. I don't want that to happen, so I would need evidence such as this page. From the accounts of others, it was an attack page targeting certain Wikipedians, which is unacceptable on WP. CodingCyclone (talk) 00:08, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
Technically it's still possible he has any number of socks out there, including during that or any timeframe. But anyway, who said that this debate article was an attack page? I assure you that it mentioned very few, if any, Wikipedians, and it certainly wasn't an attack on anyone. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:49, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Hey, Can I become an admin please?

As it says on my User page, I've loved Uncyclopedia since I was 10, and I would love to safe guard Uncyclopedia from vandals. As soon as I get my sig ready and my laptop back, in reverse order, I will be ready to safe guard Uncyclopedia with all my bandwidth. Cyrax-4K Cyrax-4K (talk) 02:16, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Hey! Funny you should mention that, as our current Vote For Sysop just opened. The rules and procedures can be found here: Uncyclopedia:VFS. Unfortunately, despite being a longtime fan, you're still ineligible to be an admin. In fact, I'm afraid you're even ineligible to vote (heinous voter suppression going on here). But please do help out safe guarding Uncyc! Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:42, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

Can uncyclopedia predict the future?

UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan was created in 2007 and existed earlier as part of Jimbo Wales, predicted lolicons and waifuism 10 years in advance. Should I be worried? Preggosexuals was created in 2009, and predicted animesexual 7 years before its creation. Uncyclopedia's humor is ahead of its time. Willy on wheels (talk) 14:21, 6 October 2021 (UTC)

Yes. Uncyclopedia has the power to let its users see into the future, even though most of them don't realize it as it's happening. No need to worry, just embrace it, and invest as much as you can in Pearson, Scholastic, and McGraw-Hill. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:12, 6 October 2021 (UTC)

SVG files

Svg bird hand

SVG files aren't loading for some reason, also can

Bird hand.png
This image might be a copywrong violation depending on how you use it.
However, using copywronged content for the purpose of making a parody is usually legal in the US. For example: Let's hope that nobody cares enough to test this in court.

be replaced with the SVG? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 17:44, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

What exactly is the problem? Do you mean PNG files aren't loading? Either way, they both seem to be working on my end. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:36, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
I tried with 2 browsers, the svg on the right still isn’t loading. Other svg Files are Fine, though. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 23:25, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Oh yeah that one's not working. So you want me to change the image in the copyvio template to svg? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:27, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Imma try to fix it first. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling|Recent ramblings) 23:30, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Ok cool. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:33, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Fixed 3 png files, only one of which was a perfect fix, but I thought the others were "acceptable" enough to be uploaded. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:44, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
The only perfect one
Only one colour
Had weirdly sharp borders
Ok cool thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:36, 18 October 2021 (UTC)

Truth

mmmmm

YOU has an inflation fetish.
I had to download the files that i put here.
Kill me.

Haha this is true, whatever it means, wherever that pic’s from. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:58, 22 October 2021 (UTC)
I always knew YOU was a disgusting, filthy, inflation-loving pervert. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:07, 23 October 2021 (UTC)
Is it that obvious? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:33, 25 October 2021 (UTC)





And Now 96.18.219.55 (talk) 21:37, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

Now is this good?? R.l.ullman? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 21:37, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

It's improving but it's still really short. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:34, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

A Worst 100 list. Not 100 items yet but worst 100 nutty cospiricy theories does'nt Worst 100 Rejected Diary of an 8-bit warrior books 96.18.219.55 (talk) 19:26, 26 October 2021 (UTC)

It's got potential, but still very short and kinda random. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:52, 27 October 2021 (UTC)

There is no article on Protogent. help create it! 96.18.219.55 (talk) 22:40, 27 October 2021 (UTC)

You can create it! I had to google it, looks like a lot of potential there! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:43, 27 October 2021 (UTC)

Now is Protogent good??? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 15:58, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

Well, for starters, it's still waaaaay too short. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:05, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

There is no article on Jelle's Marble Runs. help create it! 96.18.219.55 (talk) 16:25, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

Also one you can take a swing at! But please start expanding your articles, otherwise they will likely be tagged and/or deleted. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:14, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

Somone else edited Protogent,And R.l.ullman is being Vfded. Oh,And i can't create my user page. Oh,and i nominate you for UOTM>96.18.219.55 (talk) 15:04, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

You would need to create an account! That way, you can not only create your userpage, but also have a more-easily accessible talk page, as well as not publicly publish your IP when you edit. You totally should. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:44, 5 November 2021 (UTC)
Yes, what WohMi said, and thanks for the nom! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:50, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

Oh,vote on R.l.ullmans Vfd! 96.18.219.55 (talk) 17:04, 5 November 2021 (UTC) CLICK FOR $1000 96.18.219.55 ([[User talk:96.18.219.55|talk]]) 18:41, 7 November 2021 (UTC) Look at this season episode 36b 96.18.219.55 (talk) 15:07, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

i created a subreddit for willy on wheels

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i love drinking cum Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:00, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

Ok cool! For some reason that link didn’t work when I clicked it but I’ll check it out soon. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:36, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

I have something more to tell you

Could you please delete these pages:

Henry Stickmin - zero content

I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens - vandalism

Rolling your head on the keyboard - vandalism

Schlong - vandalism – Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.218.18.234 (talk • contribs)

I huffed the first one, but all the others aren't really vandalism. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:00, 9 November 2021 (UTC)
Please read the guides in the messages on your talk page. You seem profoundly misguided about what constitutes vandalism here. This is a comedy website. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:33, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Part 3r43442432314311541315

There is a pee rewievw on protegent. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 21:39, 10 November 2021 (UTC)

Yes, I see. To be honest, I doubt anyone will pee review that article. It's still way too short and waaay too random. Try and make the article look like an encyclopedia article with a lot of satire written in it. Not every article needs to be that way, but it's a good place to start. A pee review is not a way to start an article, it's a blueprint for reviewing and making suggestions to an existing article that already has a lot of content. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:44, 11 November 2021 (UTC)

Someone did. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 15:41, 12 November 2021 (UTC)

I see, and I agree with WohMi’s review, hope it’s helpful. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:05, 12 November 2021 (UTC)

I have a NASCAR spoof,just a spoof,not spam. Add your own drivers! 2022 FAKECSAR Cup Series 96.18.219.55 (talk) 20:47, 15 November 2021 (UTC)

Ok, not bad, I might add some in a little bit. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:05, 15 November 2021 (UTC)

When will the Top 10 2021 be votable? And can I nom Protogent? 96.18.219.55 (talk) 19:47, 16 November 2021 (UTC)

That vote will be open in early 2022. Only featured articles are eligible. You can nominate that article at Uncyclopedia:VFH, but I’m sorry to say that it’s still too random to be likely to pass. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:45, 16 November 2021 (UTC)

About HowTo:Become a spambot on Uncyclopedia

Could you delete the past revision of User:Dimensia/common.js? It has the script of that page, delete it just to be safe, just as you did with the page. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:41, 11 November 2021 (UTC)

Well, I couldn't delete the revision because it's the current revision since there were only two edits to the page. I still don't understand why wikis work that way. Even if a page only has one edit, why not allow someone to click on the diff?? Anyway, I just huffed it. If Dimensia wants to recreate it without that script, obvi that's fine. Thanks for pointing it out! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:33, 11 November 2021 (UTC)

Henry Stickmin

Can Henry Stickmin be moved to CoolKidz9001's userspace? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:44, 16 November 2021 (UTC)

It looks like it's already been deleted. Did you want me to hack it up? Would you like it in your user space? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:49, 16 November 2021 (UTC)
Yep. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:56, 16 November 2021 (UTC)
Yes check.svg Done It's now at User:Willy on wheels/Henry Stickmin. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:01, 16 November 2021 (UTC)

0 encyclopedia has returned

their new account is The real Joe Biden, please block them and add them back to UN:LSD Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:47, 18 November 2021 (UTC)

How do we know The real Joe Biden is a sock? I'm not familiar with 0 encyclopedia, looks like Cassie is the one who blocked them, and I can't find anything at all in their edit history (like no edits at all), including huffed contributions and the abuse filter log. I'm guessing Cassie knew to block 0 encyclopedia from a CU check and/or their edits have been suppressed beyond what I can find. Maybe you should ask Cassie to take a look at it? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:45, 18 November 2021 (UTC)
I'll ask Cassie, but the use of the 🈺 emoji makes me assume it is him. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:54, 18 November 2021 (UTC)
I see. Definitely could be. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:58, 18 November 2021 (UTC)

Ren Queenston

Could possibly be funnier if it mentioned penis music, since it became a meme early last year. Could possibly save the article. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:23, 22 November 2021 (UTC)

Hmm ok. I'm in no rush to huff it so go ahead and add some stuff if you'd like. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:57, 22 November 2021 (UTC)

I made some new user templates

They are the following:

Nintendo Switch.png
This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.
Nintendo Switch.png

PS4 System.png

This user plays on a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5.

PS4 System.png

Xbox One controller.png

This user plays the Xbox One – should've bought the PS4, dummy!

Xbox One controller.png

Wii U.png
This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably.
Wii U.png
and
Nintendo 3DS.png
This user plays on the Nintendo 3DS, they probably regret nothing
Nintendo 3DS.png

, We had outdated templates that refrenced PS3, Xbox 360 and more. What do you think? It's the guy who was banned for life on UnAnything Wiki 03:49, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

Haha nice! Great userboxes! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:20, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

the deviantfarts found us

this is a good copypasta Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:07, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

Lol wow. Looks like somebody has no sense of humor lol. I’d expect better from a group that calls themselves deviants. Have we ever made fun of them? I’d never even heard of them, but fuck them for lumping us together with that basically defunct ED. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:23, 25 November 2021 (UTC)
Ok it looks like we do have an article on them. I added a disclaimer to the top. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:40, 25 November 2021 (UTC)
Just searched Pokimane on deviantart like a true idiot. what did I expect? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:20, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
Haha weird. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:47, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

Just so you know

Rarity >>>>>>>>>>>> Fluttershy. :) --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:11, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

Bite me harder :) Fluttershy FOREVER!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:19, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
Rock-O-Jello blocked MrX with an expiry time of When Heck freezes over (refusing to admit the truth) --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:24, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
Ok that's fair haha. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:28, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

ban the horse-huggers!

#SaveUncyclopedia! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 00:44, 2 December 2021 (UTC)

Haha I’ve gotta let the democratic process play out, just to see, then I’ll ban everyone regardless. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:11, 2 December 2021 (UTC)
UPDATE: we just need one more vote and then you can ban the pony-loving idiots! Do it for the sake of comedy, Mr! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 00:23, 9 December 2021 (UTC)
For the sake of comedy! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:54, 10 December 2021 (UTC)

I had forgotten about [article]

My god that final line was quite a zinger wasn't it? ShabiDOO 20:36, 4 December 2021 (UTC)

Haha yes that is a zinger. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:13, 7 December 2021 (UTC)

Aristocrats

Mr X, could you please lock the articles for the Aristocrats and change the banner saying writing phase is over and judgery is starting? Pletty Prease? ShabiDOO 20:00, 6 December 2021 (UTC)

Yeah I'm on it. Also as you probably saw, I was unfortunately way busier recently than I had anticipated and got nowhere near finishing my article. Oh well. So now instead of judging in 2 categories, I'll judge all 3. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:16, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
Bummer you couldn't finish. Now judge, judge the shit out of the articles!ShabiDOO 01:07, 8 December 2021 (UTC)
Indeed I shall! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:00, 8 December 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Santakitty.gif

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:54, 13 December 2021

Turkey day ball

Hey duderino, don't forget about the other categories :) ShabiDOO 20:05, 14 December 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, my bad, sorry again :( MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:04, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Hi

Please be aware that there is a vandal trying to get as much IP addresses as possible banned we call him J for short yes planning to attack a kiss my ass companion i need your help please bro

I dislike vandals (talk) 03:09, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
just as a side note, i am 999999999% sure this person is trolling, because they said the same thing on cassies page, and nothing happened, also its kinda sus they know vandals are coming ahead of time Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 17:11, 20 December 2021 (UTC)

Ps i have risen from the dead now– Preceding unsigned comment added by Wikipedia_Be_Sucking (talk • contribs)


Look im speaking for him cus the i dislike vandals guy is busy this is what he told me to say


This is mosty speculation but i think that cus its abnormal for this site to go this long without Vandalism apart from small stuff

75.181.210.53 (talk) 00:27, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

Just a head up, you shouldn't make edits on behalf of others, because thats meat puppetry, and its block worthy Dababy (talk) 13:23, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

When are you gonna leave me alone you don’t have to peek into every conversation I have leave me alone I get a called you a sock but that can be resolved calmly now when you start trying to annoy people – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:1700:15EB:2810:E4C9:457E:298D:ACA0 (talk • contribs)
Sorry for such a late response, first off, Wikipedia Be Sucking/Dababy was not trying to annoy anyone. With few exceptions, all users are welcome and encouraged to chime into discussions on talk pages. This whole thing is odd. I might not be able to figure it all out today, but I'll probably reblock the IP if I don't get some sort of explanation for their edits to Wikipedia Be Sucking's user page and UN:NOOB. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:23, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

Santa Baby…

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.


Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.
Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?


Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.
Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:26, 24 December 2021

Haha so hot! Merry Christmas! I’m hoping to jump into the comp, but I might not have time before it closes :( MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:41, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
Sorry about the tight timing. If you have time I still need Judges. XOXO  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:19, 28 December 2021
No worries about the timing, I've just been so busy lately. I definitely want to judge and I think I'll be able to. I should have some time this weekend, but I'll wait to sign up until I've read the articles just in case. Thanks for putting it on! I love the Uncyc Christmas Card! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:56, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas MrX! Don't worry I will never forget you Dababy (talk) 18:03, 25 December 2021 (UTC) (its wikipedia be sucking by the way lol)

You’re so sweet! Merry Christmas! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:39, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Two things

I've tallied up the scores and put the winners down on the Aristocrats page, so you can take down the banner please. Thanks for judging. Second, could you please feature an article or two in the VFH queue? It seems to have been months since anything was queued. Chars and merry Festivus! ShabiDOO 14:06, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Hey, so sorry I’ve been AWOL lately. I love all the Uncyc competitions so I was bummed I couldn’t finish the writing and judging, and I’m bummed I’ll probably miss out on this xmas one. But yeah I’ll try to feature a few articles soon. Hopefully today, definitely by tomorrow. And Merry Festivus indeed! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:39, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Ips

please unblock my ip I dislike vandals (talk) 02:07, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

Looks like PF4Eva beat me to it. Just don’t mess with others’ user pages. Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:18, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

Conglaturations!

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Congratulations MrX, for winning the 2020 Writer of the Year award!

Thanks for all your wonderful contributions to Uncyclopedia!


Congratulations on winning the Writer of the Year 2020 award! Thanks for all your wonderful contributions to Uncyclopedia, both past and present! I know it's soon going to be 2022 and this award is way overdue, but oh well.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:35, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

Haha no worries and thank you so much!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:04, 31 December 2021 (UTC)