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Random question time

Hi MrX,

If you could wipe one article out of existence from Uncyclopedia, unilaterally, which one would it be?

That is all, take care for now.  Cassandra  (talk10:45pm  April 1, 2021

I love random questions! But can I get a little clarification? Like any article? Or one currently on VFD? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:49, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
ANY article, regardless of namespace, minus the Main Page.  Cassandra  (talk10:50pm  April 1, 2021
Filial Piety ShabiDOO 22:56, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia talk:Check user JJPMaster 22:58, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
I actually kinda like those! But, k, I don't really have a strong dislike for any one particular article. I mean there's a lot written by Gale5050 that need a lot of work, but none of them stick out as "must huff", in fact if they were combined from several to a few they might even be pretty good. I guess if I had to pick one, right now, I'd go for one that I put on VFD, Mt. Lebanon, because even with work, the subject has almost nothing funny to work with, I can't imagine it ever being something funny to read. Did you have one in mind? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:01, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Seems like a fine choice. It's tough to tell apart the shittiest of articles from the shitty articles. I'd probably go ahead and huff Microsoft Windows out of sheer hatred for the aforementioned operating system.  Cassandra  (talk11:04pm  April 1, 2021
Which OS do you use? I use windows but I’m no expert. Maybe dump your thoughts and feelings into the article and you can make it hilarious? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:07, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

I do believe that Cassie uses Debian GNU/Linux. I use Windows, but don't want to. JJPMaster 23:08, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Hmm, interesting, something to think about next time I get a new computer. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:09, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

Butting into this conversation: I would wipe out UnPoetia:My Pseudopenis. In fact, after reading it over for the purpose of this joke, I'm putting it up for VFD.WohMi, the Dueling King (talk)

That one has some redeeming value, but might still need to get huffed. I will try to complete an in depth literary analysis of the poem and vote later tonight. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:23, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Good god, man. I'll start booking your therapist appointment. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:25, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
Lol MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:26, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
I think that the help company that controls the therapists is currently dealing with a larger issue right now, and as such, the appointment may need to be postponed. JJPMaster 23:26, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
But they can still write my prescriptions, right? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:28, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
I can't vote, used up my 3. Personally, I'm neutral lean (tilt) against just cause Mt.Lebanon could be worked on sufficiently. However, he is somewhat reasonable, I just don't see a huge need for him to have the rights. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:10, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok as promised, I did a thoroughly in depth literary analysis of the poem and consulted with several other Ivy League English professors, and we concluded that it is only slightly better than The Old Man and the Sea, meaning it's not up to our standards. Ok for real, I hadn't even read it earlier, and The Old Man and the Sea sucks donkey balls. I think we should userfy it tho. Will leave a message on VFD. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:49, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

I think even userspacification is a bit much, but ok. For the UnPoetia.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 13:01, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

Troll account

This user seems to be a troll account specialized in anti-Croatian edits. Such as this . How does one delete this? 100.37.8.217 (talk) 02:30, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Well, that editor does have some annoying edits and edit summaries, but I actually thought those edits on Croatia weren't too bad. If you want something deleted, you can nominate it at UN:VFD. Let me know if you have any other questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:47, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
Weren’t too bad? As in you deem them relevant or randomness comedic? Perhaps to those not familiar or not aware of context of this part of the globe I suppose. Often Serbian internet users push this idea of Croatians being german nazi sycophants despite all other countries that had parts collaborate during WWII not having such content in their pages. Not even Japan. :P Both countries have pretty much non existent relations as apposed to say France and Croatia. So that guy who remived France as a vacation spot is weird. These aren’t intended to be satire. They made no sense. Just nationalist hate edits really not intended as comedy. You won’t find the same editors making nazi loving jokes on Serbian articles despite the infamous Chetniks... It’s common Balkan drama, trying to demonize the other side basically. Used to be way worse on here while back. Would always ruin the fun. :(
Thanks for the tip on images. However I am unable to nominate articles it seems. Would you be able to post it? Cheers 100.37.8.217 (talk) 03:18, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
A. Yes, randomness can be comedic. B. Yes, they were kinda relevant. I don't want to get into too much of a historical debate here, but as I understand it, Croatia fought for the Axis powers in World War II. And I think the Chetniks were anti-Axis. But that's not entirely relevant here. We're writing comedy. Stuff that is random/incorrect can be funny. Also, while we do try to not be too offensive, any comedy will usually offend someone. But in any case, you reverted those edits, and they haven't been put back in, so I guess problem solved. I won't nominate the image on VFD, because I don't see an issue with it. Why don't you just create an account? In 4 days, you can nominate it yourself and enjoy other benefits too. Let me know if you have any more questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:07, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
I want to state first that I am cool with you having different opinions on these things. And that if you read my entire response and walk away with a reality check, than this was all worth writing if only to teach one person. Just want to bring some missing critical info. Also I appreciate your time. But wow no winder you saw nothing wring with these edits. God damn that’s alarming. Going after people victimized by Nazis as Generally being Nazis is below even this website’s standards. Jokes are funny when based on some sort of reality. You won’t see “Hungarian, Serbian, Slovenian etc Suburbs” with that image despite eager collaborators of each nation. That double standard w should be seen as wrong. It normalizes misconceptions. Despite collaboration Bosnia, Serbia, Slovenia aren’t generalized as Nazi entities despite active Axis collaborators fighting for the Axis from those territories. Invading a nation and installing a brutal pro Nazi regime isn’t conprable to state that chose to do so or had huge support amkng the population. Western scholars literary say that due to such poor popularity, without German bayonets, the Ustashe would never make it or keep power. Yeah, though easy to confuse, these are realities.
You can’t state what are evident false statements ignoring the rest of Croatian history and expect to walk away from “debate”. There is jo debate. Your summary was wring and grossly misleading. Whether you agree is as relevant as 2+2= 5. You may continue to think it but doesn’t make it so. Croatia as today didn’t even exist. And if you want to acknowledge the German puppet state of Independent state of Croatia... You have to acknowledge the even more popular Socialist Republic of Croatia, an anti-Fascist state that also existed over the same area. Why ignore that unless you want to?.... Denial of parts of WWII history isn’t something you can state and expect to walk away from. Sorry. Croats were over represented in the antifascist Partisan army in relation to population size. Most drafted by force under the Ustashe, the Croatian collaborators, savotaging Ustashe and Nazi military actions. Per population relatively speaking, The Jewish Holocaust Museum acknowledged a disproportionate number of Croatian Righteous among Nations for protecting Jewish civilians. It’s commonly said in Western literature that the majority of Criats were repulesed by the smaller pro Nazi Croat group installed by Hitler and Mussolini. Not really the same or at all comparable to w, Bulgaria, and so on. It’s misleading to say “Croatia fought for the Axis” because which Croatia? It’s why Ustashe or NDH is used instead. It would be like saying Serbia fought for the axis when nop, it was the collaborators installed in power that did. The majority of Serbs fought against it. Weird you didn’t paint them with a large brush... I go in more detail and the alternate history of the Chetniks which I don’t know where you read this other than a Serbian user or portal telling you such. Their objective is working. But thing is I go by neutral sources in order to know reality of the Balkan history as it is plagued with revision unfortunately impacting outsiders such as yourself. The very same groups that refuse to acknowledge the Bosnian Genocide. Parrot that and you will find yourself in an uncomfortable situation with a certain label.
Sorry I come across annoyed and shocked but what you said was really incorrect and insulting. Call be sensitive but I am no more sensitive than other ethnicities that had family killed for fighting the Nazis in WWII. And only parroted by those found-to have a bias against Croats. Not saying you do but only those types say the same thing you said. Might want to contemplate that.


You can skim or skip much of the history portion of my response and look up the topics yourself so as to ensure you are getting the kist neutral take you can. I have my biased takes like any other. (Both side of my family suffered under Nazi oppression and gave their lives for the Partisan cause)
You can use Wikipedia.org to see for yourself. The intros of each article give a decent synopsis. The jverwhelming majority were not pro Axis. They were occupied and had no say in the matter. You wouldn’t say Muslims are terrorists instead of Al Queuda or ISIS. Or Serbia carried out the Bosnian Genocide when it was really two lunatics and their followers that went nuts and pretended to represent their ethnic group. Most had no say in this. Maybe you can see the diuble standards unfold. Keep in kind in order to make people believe it was independent they called it “Independent State of Croatia”. Really it was a slave puppet state. It’s why historians don’t call it generally just “Croatia” as it connects country forms that aren’t so. Different again compared to other actually entire countries that fought for the A is. Croatia was not an Axis state as Socialist Republic of Croatia was also a Croatia. 🤦‍♂️
Don’t take this the wrong way. But I’m curious how you came to these viewpoints of Croatia as a “country fighting for Nazis” despite the majority of the nation rejected them and not having existed as a country even? Your comment is sorta in contrast with Western literature on it. I don’t mean this is a aggressive way. Just surprised and kinda concerned 😧 . Why mention “Croatia” instead of the organization that faught for the Axis, the Ustashe? I’d never say Serbia fought for them, I’d specify Nedic’s puppet regime so that all people are clear the the majority of people opposed the intruders. If we can differentiate Chetniks, we can do the same for orher grouops. However that’s just details really. ... I discuss later how Croatia didn’t even exist at the time. Just different groups claiming different overlapping borders. It’s why historians refer to it as a Croatian civil war. Nazi Croats and their German muscle power as they alkne had no real support to stay in oower without Daddy Hitler vs Anti Fascist Croats and their own government and Prime Minister. They don’t get wares frkm history. I would understand if this was a minority group but not when the w portion of Croatian population was pro Partisans. the first Partisan military uprising was jn Sisak Today’s Croatia by Croats. Again this is why it is really not relevant to put Pro Nazi or German Subordination edits. It is relevant on the Independent State of Croatia page kn here but Not the Croatia page. Two very different states. Hell even the Nurnburg trials called Croatian territory occupied at all times with no choice of their own and that modern Croatia is jot a successor state like Germany today is for Nazi Germany. Because Croatia didn’t have an official state until 1991...
That’s the huge issue now., Having buildings in form of a Swastika labeled “Croatian Suburbs” despite Croatians by majority fighting against the Nazis as opposed to those that fought for the Nazis, despite having the first Partisans anti fascist movement that was lead by a Croatian leader, Tito, seems totally undue to me. Hence why I undid them. Doesn’t seem due enough to be a relevant gag. unfortunate to see. It’s incredibly misleading and tricking the readers. Thats was the editor’s intent. Often comedy is the best way to push propaganda as cowards when caught will claim “just a joke dude”. Odd such jokes are present in even more relevant. Contires with more or less similar history aren’t defines strictly by the bad eggs. But for sime reason people have no issue when it comes tk Croatia. Nit sure if resentment if for a small irrelevant country lasting so long, present in Western sports or false feeling of compensation of the bad images their neighbors got in the 90s. A lot thanks to propaganda and information wars still goin on tk this day to sway public opinion of people pike yourself. Again you can fact check me and see rhat everything I said is true and I denied no facts. I’ve educated people before and showed the sources quickly changing their views on Croatian WWII history and shocked at the genocide also carried out by Chetniks being buried deep. Thankfully the Croatian government despite it’s problems with some rightwingers, acknowledge the Ustahse Croat crimes and apologized. Their neighbors however rehabilitated the Chetnik leader while was excecuted in the 40’s for aiding the Nazis and war crimes against Bosnians and Croatians. Hell many outsiders never even heard of the Chetniks or the Ustashe which is sad to see. Such evils must be remembered not weaponized or hidden. A recent serbian film called Dara of Jasenovac was panned by outside critics for misrepresenting Croatian collaboration and using history as a political nationalist weapon to demonize Croats jbstead of using government funds to better their own nation. These such films lead to people like yourself unknowingly going a long with it. I don’t blame you. If J wasn’t Croatian I also would care and easily just go with Croats Nazis, Serbs Good guys. As I wouldn’t care. Same as many who’s ancestors weren’t Armenia don’t care about the Armenian genocide much as it didn’t impact them. They aren’t Armenian. It’s a rewarding but emotionally tiring experience. As I hoped people would be diligent eniugh to verify what they THINK they know.
PLEASE NOTE, BRIEF HISTORY RUNDOWN. I WELCOME YOU VERIFYING YOURSELF:You might want to be more careful when summarizing the Chetnik as rehabilitaters attempt at rewriting them as simply anti-fascists ignoring the genocidal campaign waged against non-Serb civilians. Of course they pale in comparison to the Ustashe genocide of Serbs. Though guven more resouces by the Geramns they got to expand their sadistic ways as historians say if Chetniks got such infrastructure and military backing it would have been far mor deadly. Funny enough according to original Wikipedia: Croatia was occupied and Ustashe (Ethnic Croat Nazi collaborators) Terrorist group installed into power, lacking support from average citizens of the new rump state. There was Independent State of Croatia, the puppet state installed by Germany and Italy pretending to be real, And Socialist Republic of Croatia, the Communist anti fascist Croat state establish by Partisan forces. Basically a civil war over overlapping territories among Croats. (It gets really weird and complicated here) so Saying “Croatia fought for Axis” isn’t accurate and implies other things. Ustashe and Independent State of Croatia (NDH) did. Croatia was a territory in Yugoslavia before Axis invasion commenced. It is extremely misleading to depict Chetniks being really “anti-Fascist” as throughout the war they extensively collaborated with the Axis forces (even with Croatian Nazis) to fight off anti fascist Partisans (founded by Croats and lead by one, Tito (well he liked to claim he was, while born in Croatia his Mother was Slovene) as did the Serbian puppet government run by Nedic that worked with the Chetniks who wanted to restore Serbian Monarch rule. All of this is in the Wikipedia articles with quick search incase you worry I may be talking rubbish. I’ve been studying the regional history for many years. Unfortunately many like yourself get misleading or oversimplified half truth viewpoints thrown your way but all sides. Due to a vocal minority online dedicated to posting alternate takes... Again, seems odd even if given your historical views, only this country be getting such edits compared to other countries that actually existed and voluntarily collaborated at the time.... You have to admit it’s kinda specific and weird.
You are probably now either thinking “huh I didn’t know any of this!” Or “meh ignored, probably some revisionist”. Either way, please do look up the the Croatian and Serbian puppet regimes, look up the Ustashe, the Chetniks, Nedic, Pavelic, Tito, The Yugoslav Partisans, how populare each group were with each ethnicity group in the region etc. just quick peak the intros of the English articles (unless you really get into it and want to read further). As English Wikipedia is fairly balanced I’d say. Crotian and Serbian Wikipedia literally make for great Uncyclopedia sites lol!
Anyway sorry for the long response just wanted to present the rest of the context you maybe did not know. I hope you now better understand the history of this part of the world. If not and my comment had no effect, I feel good that I tried. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I won’t be responding further as I provided the facts. To those interested in facts instead of romanticism of biased fixation. I hope you simply weren’t fully in the know (I hope so) and went with what you thought was a correct simple summary. Nk Balkan historians disagree with your summary. I hope this may help you in future understanding :) If not, well, I hate to ask the motives. 😬 100.37.8.217 (talk) 04:59, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
You should create an account. Also Uncyclopedian is a parody. I think it's pretty obvious that the Croats weren't nazis. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:54, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
No kidding it’s a parody site. Doesn’t take away my point at all at the aggressive pushing for such edit over the years. Notice a how it is specifically one ethnic group that makes such edits about Croatia or Croats? Please spare me “it’s just a joke bro” as the is always the copout. Hell one time the entire Croatia page was deleted with a redirect to the Nazi puppet state form. Clearly not done for fun or comedy but out of contempt dude. I’m not an an idiot. I see what is going on. When I alerted and admin they were surprised and restored the page. Jokes are based in some extent of truth. You wouldn’t go the England page and make pro Nazi joke edits. It wouldn’t match the theme. I’m not an idiot lol. Also Mr X literally went by the logic of them being Nazis who as a country that didn’t even exist at the time “fought for the Axis”. Almost every European country had collaborators of various degrees. So weird these list of same “jokes” appear. Especially when the accounts or IPs are evidently Serbian trolls. Yeah not really jokes, they actually mean it and think it helps change historical accounts. Comedy is the best way to distance yourself when caught. I see it again and again. But heavens forbid one makes such hokes on certain other country pages 😂 . Would be deleted instantly. There is comedy and then there is subtle pushes for jncorrect bases of a joke. Like if I said WohMi has hedges in the shame of Swastikas. It would imply to readers you have some extent of pro Nazi sentiment at some degree. Given the long history of Croat being miss represented as Axis fighters as a nationalist during WWII, such supposed satire on here obviously is meant to be anything but satire or parody... It was dkne to normalize a view that Croatia was an Axis collaborators one in tune with Balkan drama would instantly pick up in this. If it was obvious, Mr X would see something wrong with the troll’s very specific edits and images and wouldn’t agree with it. And would see nk issue with same edits bejng made on the Chetniks or Serbia page. Weird for a parody site of jokes that supposedly have to roots in reality where as Mr X belive it does. Seems you disagree with them then so take it up with them. Not much more for me to explain here. Also I won’t bother with an account as J see Uncyclopedia has fragmented with little activity here compared to how it used to be. Not sure what happened. Used tk me more widely visited. So ultimate I am bot bothered enough to worry about time old balkan hate or nationalist point scoring edits for who can make what side look the worst. Hope you may understand now how this isn’t some parody. I didn’t state I had problems with the Croatia article making parody statements on Croatian war crimes durjng the 90s thats funng and based on skme extent of truth. How jokes usually are. Jokes that just parrot anti-Croat talking points of the 90s aren’t made with the intention of being humor. It might be that you are not familiar with controversies of the Balkan people. Its crazy and complicated so I don’t blame you, ahah or other editors on here not really understanding it. It’s really as stupid as it comes across tho. 😛 2607:FB90:7B79:1FAA:4DD0:B0F7:4EEE:8E18 (talk) 20:32, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
Here's my adivce: don't take so much offense to things. I happen to be caucasian, yet when I got to White People, it's full of stuff that is both factually incorrect and could be considered offensive. On Uncyclopedia, we're here to have a good time, so if you let yourself laugh at the stupidity of the articles instead of calling them racist, you will have a much better time. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:56, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Indeed, what WohMi said. IP editor, first off, CALM DOWN, seriously. I'm not even going to bother getting into the history here because you're missing the point. We are not here to accurately document history. Nobody comes to Uncyclopedia, reads an article, and changes their opinion of what the historical account was based on what we, an obvious parody website, have written. So please get over that. You also seem to be looking real closely at one aspect of this site, ignoring all the other "flawed history" on nearly every page that is even remotely political. If there are editors who are coming here to push radical political agendas, I assure you they will be dealt with appropriately. In the meantime, please feel free to create an account. Also, please do not edit your comments on a talk page after other editors have replied to them. It makes things really hard to keep track of when looking at a discussion. You can, of course, add to the discussion, but please don't change something long after the fact. Let me know if you have any other questions, preferably sparing me your long history lesson. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:00, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Sorry for my long response. I suck at short summaries. Just want to say you make many fair points. But youd you surprised at how gullible many people are. Many get their news for comedy tv news show for baby Jesus’ sake lol. People can be duped pretty easy.
“ If there are editors who are coming here to push radical political agendas,” You better summarized it than I. That’s exactly what my point was and what that guy was doing. Many times admins don’t notice it or not knowing it the background. Like I said some ass completely wiped the Croatia page once a while back and made it redirect to Nazis page. How is that really improving? All the countless dark jokes were deleted for years until I mentioned it to an admin. I know you guys are busy with a ton if pages so I get it. No worries I’m not mad or super worked up about it. Just quite worried really as it is unfortunate. I’m sure many oages have issues but tuis is a very certain kind. Just age old resentful pov pushing yoh see anywhere all the same. Heck even on Wikipedia itself these same edits appear. Hence by response to a all too familiar behavior.
If I wrote that in the Armenian genocide, that instead millions of Turks were killed, I think that would not only be poor tase but would definitely be deleted. I’d agree. Or depicting Poland as Axis fighters. Or the Polish Concentration camps fiasco from the news years back that pissed a lot of Poles off. You’d be flooded with Angry North and South Poles if that was kn here. Humor is tough art. 🙄
I know I write a lot, sorry about that. I may make an account but not sure how active Idbe here. Just wanted to be as transparent as possible. However WohMi also said things at odds with your take on the historical narratives which I agree. The White People comparison issue so relevant tho. when someone mistakes things or isn’t totally accurate, someone will point it out. It’s how it is. You weren’t being satirical unless ultra meta which in that case you got me good, hehe.
Any-who, as I said if the problem is my lack of humour then I would have taken issue with the other 95% of the article being inaccurate or baseless in its jokes. However I found the dark humour brilliant. Again I don’t hold it against you guys as you aren’t familiar with the political tactics always used in Balkan related areas to vilify the others. Ask any Redditor of R/Europe and they will roll their eyes and tell you plenty of stories of the drama, haha it’s quite toxic. But trying to depict Croats as Nazis is a time old tradition by Serbian editors and for sure not out of good spirits or laughter or looking to improve these satire pages. Haha they are actually being serious despite this site not supposed to be serious. The irony of it hehe! That was my point guys. You can’t conpare this to a White People page based on memes or typical jokes. I’m white and fjnd the White People page hilarious with many kernels of truth. Basically well excecuted staure with no bad intentions just fun. I’m Murican’ and the America page is tops! The Croatia page is filled with false info but it was done out of playful comedy silliness based on some kernels of truth. Rakija is basement liquor for sure 😆 as well as the ethnic cleansing as a sport practjce. Fucked up but funny! . Common sense to see. This specific content I brought up to beginnwith, however isn’t. You can’t tell me if I made the same edits other countries it wouldn’t be met with backlash. Look all the best guys. I appreciate your differing views and wish you all the best on future editing ventures on here. I’m a big fan of this site. Maybe why I got even more emotionally invested in this. Take care. 2607:FB90:7B79:1FAA:4DD0:B0F7:4EEE:8E18 (talk) 21:30, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
Glad you’re a fan, please create an account. You don’t have to be super active. You can log in as much or as little as you’d like, it won’t expire or anything. And for the record, no you probably wouldn’t have been met with backlash for putting similar stuff into other articles. WWII is not off limits here. In Time Person of the Year, I wrote that Hitler and Stalin were honored for “liberating the Polish”, and I called the Pearl Harbor attack a “surfing holiday in Hawaii”. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:42, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
I getcha. Though Pearl Harbor surfing is pretty outlandish to be believed. And hilarious I must say. I could see some Poles flipping out though as Poland during WWII is very mainstream and well known about the mass killings by Nazis, so I’m-sure people would see the irony of it and not think Poles supported Mr. Hitler. Balkan history is more towards back of the shelf. In fact most probably think the region spawned only in recent times. I still hear people think Yugoslavia was a city in Russia lol, for real! I’ll make an account in case I ever want to contribute to articles or propose new one. It’s annoying to me and probably you guys how my IP address changes. Also you two friends? Thought the other guy was you before seeing the name. I’m amazed at how expansive Uncyclopedia is. Pretty much every topic is covered. I want to ask though, why did Uncyclopedia get chopped up under different names like .com, or .co and various other portals? Used to be just one while back. Was it discontinued and then orhers took over running it from that point? 100.37.8.217 (talk) 23:13, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
We're for sure friends on here! But no we don't know each other in real life, assuming that's what you meant. I don't happen to know anyone on here IRL, but we have a Discord channel that anyone (including you) is welcome to join. On the Discord channel, we spend some time discussing Uncyc matters, like writing articles, software stuff, etc. and some time just telling jokes and commenting on the topics of the day, it's a lot of fun! As for the different websites, I'm not an expert and was not around for the split, but here's how I understand it (anyone else, please feel free to correct me and/or add something): Uncyclopedia (I'm not sure what the url was) was started in 2005 on Wikia/Fandom. In 2013, a lot of editors got fed up with Wikia/Fandom's censorship (and maybe they didn't like the ads), so they left and started a new site at uncyclopedia.co, while many editors remained on the Wikia/Fandom site. In 2019, Wikia/Fandom decided that it didn't make sense for them to have that wiki anymore, so they discontinued it, and the remaining editors there started their own site at uncyclopedia.ca. I've only checked out the .ca site 2 or 3 times, it seems to be much less active than this one. Hope this helps and makes sense, and I hope you create an account! Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:14, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

Mount Lebanon

I did rework that article,getting rid of the vanity, and making it more traditional. Certainly is low quality, but I hope you can withdraw your VFD nom. -23:52, 11 April 2021 (UTC)~~ – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gale5050 (talk • contribs)

It's still short and terrible. Equally importantly, as I've said, the subject of the article is barely notable and offers nothing funny to work with. We have absolutely no reason to have this article on Uncyc. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:05, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
We have plenty of articles that are not notable though, including some of my UnWeather articles, so notability doesn’t really matter. I’ll continue to expand it but it does have potential, but I will agree it’s still incomplete. By the way, your VFD is getting rather stale. I’m just saying we shouldn’t VFD non notable topics that have potential, while it was VFDworthy at the time I’ll make it not be.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 11:54, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
I completely disagree. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 13:27, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Well, maybe upon significant improvement you'll thing differently. I sitll have hope. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 15:30, 12 April 2021 (UTC)

On those IPs continually attempting to create "Zeshan Khan"

The involved user, User:Zkhanzxx, has already been indefinitely blocked. Please report IPs directly on my talk page instead of Ban Patrol, and I'll impose 5-year blocks with a swoop. If this continues too much, I'll set up an LSD.  Cassandra  (talk09:59am  April 12, 2021

K cool thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 13:28, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
Cassie, do you want me to always report all IPs on your talk page instead of Ban Patrol? For the record, I wasn't the one who reported the IP there. I know it says not to report IPs with only one contribution, so I guess in that case I can report something like that on your talk page. But in the case of an IP making lots of bad edits, BP would still be best, right? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:11, 12 April 2021 (UTC)

Question from Julian

How come my article (My Hero Academia) is not showing up in autocomplete or in the anime category? Is it not good enough? – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)

Hey Julian, I see it in the anime category. Perhaps you were just looking at the top section of subcategories, but it’s in the anime category under M. I’m not sure what the autocomplete category is. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:29, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Its not a category its just when you type "My he" it does not show up as an option. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)

Oh, well it does if you type "My He". Also, if you search for "My hero academia", it will redirect to your article, but if you'd like, you can still go ahead and create "My hero academia" as a redirect to your article. That should allow it to pop up when someone types "My he" into the search bar. Also, I think when you create a page it might take a few minutes (or possibly longer) for it to start popping up in the search bar automatically, but I could be wrong. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:57, 20 April 2021 (UTC)
Also, please be sure to sign your talk page comments with four tildes (~~~~). Thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:58, 20 April 2021 (UTC)

Question from Julian 2!

How to make redirect please? Thank From MakerJulian (talk) 02:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok I just made "My hero academia" redirect to My Hero Academia. In general, to create a redirect, the content of the article should be #REDIRECT [[Article title]]. This one was a little tough, since typing "My hero academia" into the search bar already was redirecting to My Hero Academia, so I didn't have that red link create page option. So I started creating a random article, copied the url, pasted it, and changed the title. Now if you type "My h" into the search bar, your article will be given as an option. Let me know if you have any other questions or would like help with anything else, and keep up the good work! Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:58, 24 April 2021

(UTC)

You're the hero we need and want, but don't deserve MakerJulian (talk) 12:28, 24 April 2021 (UTC)

Haha you’re too kind. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:28, 24 April 2021 (UTC)

So let's do it

I have your topic ready...do you have mine? ShabiDOO 17:09, 26 April 2021 (UTC)

Yes! Looking at your nice collection in the UN:HALL, it doesn't appear that you have anything related to movies/television yet, so for your topic, please do something related to the screen. Could be a movie, tv show, actor, writer, director, producer, real or fictional, any article space, could also be an Un:Scripts or a HowTo or whatever. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:21, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
Okay great! Your topic is: Blind people playing snooker
Let's say we get a week. And then we pee review one another's articles. ShabiDOO 17:56, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
Fuck yeah! I love cue sports, just wish I had more opportunities to play snooker. Ok game on! You might not see me start anything for a day or two, I might let some ideas roll around the old noodle. Good luck! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:59, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
FYI I'm gonna tweak it slightly to Blind people in snooker, I assume that's kosher. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:11, 27 April 2021 (UTC)
How's it coming along? ShabiDOO 19:07, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
Slowly but surely, as you may have seen. But most of the important ideas are sorta mapped out in my head, if that makes sense. I'm gonna write them all down this weekend, it'll be ready Monday. How's yours? Looks good so far! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:09, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

Hey @Shabidoo: so unfortunately this past week has been busier than normal, and my ideas weren't quite as good as I'd imagined once I started trying to write them down. User:MrX/Blind people in snooker is a start, and I'm definitely gonna keep working on it, but I'm very sorry that I wasn't able to finish, so lame I know. User:Shabidoo/Alzheimers Groundhog's Day is very funny! Right now my only suggestion is to add some images (though maybe not since it's a script). I have a few other ideas for Blind snookerers: 1) Talking about Ricky Walden and Barry Hawkins meeting in the semis in 2013 (in that image) as being amazing since they were both "blind", pointing out how 2 underdogs made it to the semis (Hawkins has since been really good, Walden still kinda meh). 2) Talking about Ronnie O'Sullivan being like the pinball wizard. 3) And I'd love to work in a blind referee story. Have there been any actual egregiously bad/controversial rulings by a ref in a snooker match? If not I'll just make one up and say that including blind refs was inspired by the NFL or something.

Even at the best I'd imagined it, Blind snookerers would only have had a few sections, so if you have any ideas you'd like to add, please feel free to do so. You can jump in right now or wait until I finish with my ideas, hopefully within another week. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:45, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Oh, and I assume you're following the World Championship going on right now. I haven't watched any highlights yet but have been following the scores. Go Shaun Murphy! I met him in and played ten-ball against him in Shanghai several years ago, he's suuuper friendly. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:59, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
Yes I am totally watching the final right now. I had 10€ in a betting account I use to bet on eurovision with friends every year. I put my money on Mark from the beginning of the tournament so my small wager is likely to net me a lovely sum if he wins. Which will give us more money to bet on France or Malta for Eurovision lol!
I want to add an image to the script but I've been having the hardest bloody time finding quite the image I like. I still need to work on the dialogue anyways (needs a fair bit of tidying up). Work on it and on Sunday we can do a pee review of one another's articles! :) ShabiDOO 18:36, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
Lol nice! The Jester's always a good bet. Guess now I'll be happy whoever wins :) We'll keep working on our articles and hopefully be able to rendezvous Sunday then! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:14, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Occupation of Ruhnu Island

1 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Andris Veidenbaums 123 (talk • contribs)

2 JJPMaster 20:10, 26 April 2021 (UTC)

Um, what? lol MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:12, 26 April 2021 (UTC)

New UnNews Potential

hey MrX, as you know, recently Miss Big Ass and The Gay Fish are getting cancelled, so do you think we could collab on an news article about that? WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 15:35, 29 April 2021 (UTC)

Hey! Yeah that'd be cool! I may have semi-limited time for working on it til next week if that works with you. Did you have any specific ideas yet? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:11, 29 April 2021 (UTC)
We def gotta mention naming their daughter North West (I'm not sure what their other kids, if any, are named), and we can maybe somehow tie that into some sort of fake award shared with Elon Musk for excellent baby naming or something. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:15, 29 April 2021 (UTC)
K they have 4 kids: North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm.... yeah..... a lot to work with lol. I know North is a girl, but wikipedia doesn't say the gender of any of them, maybe we can do something like getting 2 of them confused for 1 or something, or I dunno, lot of potential there. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:39, 29 April 2021 (UTC)
Sorry, i am still brainstorming, are you on the Un Discord, we could talk there too :) WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 15:41, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
No worries, no rush. My plan was to let you create the article and then dive in and add some stuff I think will be funny. And yeah I'm on discord but kinda busy at work. I can squeeze a few edits in here and there, but if I open discord and it's a chatty (fun) day, I won't end up getting anything done lol. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:49, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
lol same, also i just read an article about the bill gates divorce, maybe we could put the kardashians on the back burner and work on that? WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:43, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
Yeah sure, either way is fine. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:45, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:44, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!

Thank you

Fo sho Cass. Well deserved by you and much needed by us! Now go forth, make us proud, and always remember: “A good bureaucrat never finishes early...” MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:48, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Another Thank You

Fo sho Zana Dark. We’re lucky to have your hard work and your talents! I’m sure I’ll be hitting you up for help with templates or something in the very near future. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:07, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Phat hippo thanks you for voting for him in VFS
Fo sho Hippo! Thanks for always being awesome, keep it up! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:16, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for the pseudo-vote

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JJPMaster 15:43, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

Haha fo sho JJPMaster! Thanks for everything you do for Uncyc, especially bringing us edit notices! Love 'em! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:26, 2 May 2021 (UTC)

The interstate system

So for the articles like Interstate 98, yes, the goal was to huff (I wrote that btw), but for others that have potential, restoring in userspace and fixing is also better. Better to have a mediocre 6 out of 10 article then none, as redlinks suck. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:41, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

I really don't get it? No, Gale5050, you really don't get it. As we've told you before, interstates in general do not offer a whole lot to work with when it comes to writing comedy. We do not need a lot of them. They do not have potential. Go ahead and work on them in your user space if you want, but I highly doubt they will become anything not VFD-worthy. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:20, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
Yes, but they are widely viewable search terms that, yes, could actually work. I'll redirect some (they can be highly viewable search terms), but remember that if there is a mediocre article, we should leave it be. Cassie wants to see an improved interstate highway system, even if you don't want to see one at all. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:55, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
Stop declaring that having mediocre articles is better than nothing, that's only relevant when the subject actually is a "widely viewable search term", which interstates are not. I'm not sure Cassie ever said that, but I'm sure you'll show me a diff, and I'm guessing she probably meant something more like "these articles suck, it would be nice if we didn't have so many shitty articles", and of course there is a much better solution to having shitty articles about random, boring things. You really should try and focus on improving your other articles rather than starting new ones with little to no potential for good humor. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:04, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
You seem to be forgetting though, that people do use the search bar, and would probably rather find an article then make one. And if they make one, it will probably be even shittier. The reason vaccine is so bad is because no one had the time to make a better article, and having mediocre articles is better then none.
if you really think that Interstate 94 and Interstate 40 have no potential and will never pass, you can delete it, however, we should work on making better articles before declaring we shouldn't have very many at all. I'll agree to get them through a PeeReview before it gets moved to mainspace, however. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:28, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
I can't keep explaining the same thing to you over and over again. You need to try listening. Vaccine is something people will likely look up here, interstates are not. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:36, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
Your probably right that vaccine would get views. Still, I do disagree people won't look up interstates at all, especially if we can somehow get Imzadi1979, Dough4872, Fredddie, Rschen7754, Needforspeed888 or WashuOtaku on Uncyclopedia. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:42, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
I never said people won't look up interstates at all. I said it's not likely, and I huffed some bad redirects. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:49, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Few people give a shit about interstates Gale. It's one of the last things I would randomly search for on a comedy website and it is really near the bottom of the list of "needed" articles. Make it readable with a few laughs or leave it in your user-space. This website is overflowing with mediocre cruft. We don't need more blah or meh. Stop whining, taking stuff so personally and start listening to users. ShabiDOO 20:57, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

I find it somewhat funny. I mean, I laughed 2-3 times. I think that they were pretty good, many of them. I just thought they were dead end's. I think I-40 has more of a chance, I-94 will probably wind up failing. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:05, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Thanks mate!

Any time Cass, that was an easy call. I’m sorry that it happened. Thanks for everything you do for us! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:50, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
I love you both. Can we all make out now? :)= ShabiDOO 01:29, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
No problem! I'm always trying my best; hopefully this means one week of talk page calmness. And... re Shabidoo:  Cassandra  (talk) 02:21, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
I’m in :) MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:23, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
Eh, how do you make out on Uncyclopedia?  Cassandra  (talk) 02:26, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
If you have to ask……… MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:28, 6 May 2021 (UTC)

Wait, let me get my camera! This three-way makeout is sure to be a one for the books! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:25, 6 May 2021 (UTC)

Aaaaahh yeeeeaahh you know it’ll be hot. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:44, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
Three sloppy tongues wiggling around like a hot stew. Yum. Gross ShabiDOO 21:00, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
Mmmmmmmmmm.......not gross. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:00, 6 May 2021 (UTC)
I'm putting my camera away. You three have fun. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:50, 7 May 2021 (UTC)

Userboxen...

Hey, when you create userboxes please use {{UB}} or {{Userbox}}. I will finish documenting the latter shortly. Thanks!

Will do, thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 13:46, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
Please see the changes I made to {{User Drinker}}. Just copy the usage code at the top and add your parameters as necessary, don't copy the whole template. Cheers!
Sweet, thanks again! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 13:46, 8 May 2021 (UTC)
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Blowjob Award
This user has paid $50 been a good user, and got a blowjob from Zana Dark's look-alike.
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Aaaaahh yeeeeaahh. Haha thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:42, 9 May 2021 (UTC)

Is this supposed to be a userbox template? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:52, 9 May 2021 (UTC)

It's a userbox/award template. Similar to a cookie award but shaped like a userbox for the userbox organizers.
Niiiiiice! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:38, 11 May 2021 (UTC)

Ok, just saw the change/correction you made. Thanks again! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:06, 11 May 2021 (UTC)

Chapter 1

Hey Mr.X. I just read it. Outrageously hilarious. It must be featured. Unfortunately fuck face voted against for the stupidest of reasons. I recommend you close the nomination. I'll then renominate it next week (which satisfies fuck face's problem with the against vote) and we will avoid this insane -.5 vote. How does that sound? ShabiDOO 20:48, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

I appreciate the comment (thanks!) and like the idea, though it does feel a little shady. Plus hopefully we can get at least 5.5 for votes for this one. Another feature that Gale5050 voted against would be sweet. For now I think I’ll leave it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:58, 8 May 2021 (UTC)
Very happy to see it featured. Really well done MrX! ShabiDOO 01:13, 10 May 2021 (UTC)
Thanks! Me too! And I am still working on User:MrX/Blind people in snooker lol. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:41, 10 May 2021 (UTC)

Question from Julian 3!

Could you check my current new article? Is it long enough? – Preceding unsigned comment added by MakerJulian (talk • contribs)

Hey Julian, yes it's very funny! (Liberal denial, right?) It's certainly long enough that it doesn't need to be tagged or anything. But if you're wondering about Featured Article status, while there is no set minimum article length, I'd say it likely needs to be longer to get featured. Perhaps you could tweak one sentence slightly to say that liberal denial started before 2020 and add some other funny examples, and you can always say that 2020 was the most prominent. Let me know if you'd like any other ideas/help/anything. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:50, 9 May 2021 (UTC)

Spam filter

Hello! I'm trying to re-create the page Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy, but the spam filter isn't allowing me to. I'm attempting to make a legitimate edit. Can you help? Thanks. AFellowEsin (talk) 20:44, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Hey! Looks like you were finally able to create it. Are you still having issues? What kind of edit are you trying to make? And what is the spam filter saying? Also, while I'm happy to help, User:Cassie, for one, knows a lot more about the filters than I do. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:43, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
Ah, the article was too long and I'm a new user, that's what the filter said. AFellowEsin (talk) 10:08, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
Update: Nevermind, it's all good. AFellowEsin (talk) 11:03, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
Hmm, interesting. Well I'm glad it looks like it's all good, the article looks pretty good so far! Let me know if there's anything else I can "do to help you" lol. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 13:50, 20 May 2021 (UTC)

Alright young man

Let's have your snooker article already. I give you until next weekend :) ShabiDOO 20:56, 23 May 2021 (UTC)

Ok, my bad, it’ll be done by then. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:40, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
And my apologies for being so lazy. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:41, 23 May 2021 (UTC)

Alright @Shabidoo: it's finally done. Please check out Blind people in snooker. Sorry again for being so lazy and lame, I just couldn't get my ideas to properly transfer from my head to the article. I had a lot of fun writing it, but it's definitely got room for improvement, so please feel free to add/change anything. You were working on something about Alzheimer Groundhog Day, right? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:00, 29 May 2021 (UTC)

q

When will Old Site be released? JJPMaster 21:43, 23 May 2021 (UTC)

Haha I actually wasn’t planning on making a Chapter Two, since by then a textbook usually gets into actual stuff, but if you have some ideas then feel free to create it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:43, 23 May 2021 (UTC)
Oh, I have a good idea. Why not a book's back cover?  Cassandra  (talk) 00:18, 24 May 2021 (UTC)
Yeah that could be good! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:23, 24 May 2021 (UTC)

Blind

Nice work. I'm happy with my article as it is (don't need help with the narrative) though I'm having a super hard time finding an image for the article (it would be one single image I'd put at the top of every section). Any ideas? P.S. please don't take it personally if I reject proposed images...I really need the right one. ShabiDOO 23:02, 29 May 2021 (UTC)

Totally understand, I won’t take it personally if you reject an image I suggest. I’ll take a closer look at the article soon (in a few hours) and see if I have any ideas. I also really like the stuff you and Hipponias added to Blind people in snooker ;) MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:44, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
Awesome article! So for one image to appear in each section, I'm guessing you want something to sort of set the time loop tone. As you know, I'm not much of a potatochopper, and pretty much all of the images I upload are ones I found on google. Here are two that I found:
File:Timeloop1.jpeg
and
File:Timeloop2.jpeg
but maybe you had something else in mind? The nurse? The breakfast? The old man? And you win this duel amigo, not just for being on time as opposed to obnoxiously late like me, but also for writing a funnier article :) MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:09, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
Hmmm. The clock wasn't at all what I was thinking but it just might work!!! :) ShabiDOO 12:40, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
Haha nice, it looks good! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:10, 30 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Fuck yeah! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:07, 31 May 2021 (UTC)