User talk:MrX/archive 2022 Jan - Apr
<insert name here>: Shut up baby, I know it!
Ban plz
Hey, could you ban the horse-huggers, si'l vous plait? The vote succeeded, but no one has pulled the trigger, so to speak. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:20, 3 January 2022 (UTC)
Accounts
can I please be able to make more than one account I dislike vandals (talk) 02:37, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
- What for? We generally don’t allow that, as it can lead to deception and disruption. Abusing multiple accounts is grounds for a very long block, FYI, so I recommend you not try. MrX blow me
04:14, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
Oi
Pls unblock my main account n00b king I have a get out of jail free card on hereUncylopedia.com – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:1700:15EB:2810:78A5:2FD7:E43C:8E54 (talk • contribs)
- As I said on your talk page (I know it was like the exact second you posted a message here), there is no get out of jail free card. Please explain why you wanted to have more than one account, show that you understand why that is totally stupid and pointless and lame, and then maybe we'll unblock ONE of them for you.
- And we are Uncyclopedia.co, not the bastard imposters at .com. MrX blow me 21:23, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
unblock
i came clean now unblock pls152.22.40.22 (talk) 18:21, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
- I said you needed to come clean immediately. You did not. You did it in slow, incomplete baby steps. Also, would you care to explain this edit? Or your attempt to write "Fuck u Cassie whore" on one of your mobile IP talk pages? MrX blow me 18:29, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
- yeah152.22.40.22 (talk) 19:06, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
im moving to wackypedia bye asshole152.22.40.22 (talk) 19:24, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
ur the embodiment of wet socks152.22.40.22 (talk) 19:31, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
exactly what it sounds likeMmmmmmmmmmmmm (talk) 19:44, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
- Like I said, I know you hadn't come clean about all your accounts. I know which ones are still out there. I hope you're having fun accomplishing nothing. MrX blow me 19:52, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
then why ask me to come clean152.22.42.22 (talk) 14:20, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
- Because if you had come clean at the start, and if your explanation for your stupid shit had made even a modicum of sense, then we probably would have allowed you to continue editing under one account. Instead, you lied repeatedly and made personal attacks against multiple users. Your best chance is to wait a few months, apologize, come clean about everything, and then you may be given another chance. MrX blow me 17:16, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
- And again, editing other people's user pages is only making things worse. MrX blow me 17:21, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
- And again, editing other people's user pages is only making things worse. MrX blow me
i miss the old days when you had a brain 152.22.41.27 (talk) 14:29, 26 January 2022 (UTC)
- Not sure which old days you’re referring to, according to my wife, I’ve never had a brain. MrX blow me 14:38, 26 January 2022 (UTC)
big chungus gender
i'm back, the Wikipedophiles are now fetishizing Transsexuals.
What a day, more trauma. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:39, 18 January 2022 (UTC)
Error with Un Debate
hey, there is an error here https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnDebate:Main_Page under the debatable news sections where it reads: 23 Dec - The famous youtuber mr beast buy the sky to jesus, but the article doesn't exist... 63.115.31.130 (talk) 17:35, 18 January 2022 (UTC)
Updates on The Horse-Hugging Fiasco
The Horse-Huggers have agreed to compromise on who the "best pony" is, but my research indicates that they still refuse to stop gushing about cute things. Do you think we should keep banning them, or should we live and let live? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:50, 1 February 2022 (UTC)
- I have had deathmatches on the brain recently... Perhaps everyone involved should just Hunger-Games it off for the honor of being "in the right." WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:06, 1 February 2022 (UTC)
Account deletion
Can you delete my account please? I'm mostly on the spoon nowadays and no longer come here that much.--Abacab (talk) 04:34, 4 February 2022 (UTC)
- I would but I’m not a crat. I recommend asking Cassie, she usually handles that. MrX blow me 05:06, 4 February 2022 (UTC)
Site notice
Hey duderino. could you please put up a site notice for the top 10 articles please? There are few voters (I stumbled upon it myself only by searching). Would be nice to have more voters!!!!! ShabiDOO 02:01, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- Yes I can! Tho it might take me a sec. I think I'll try to change to the site notice in a way that also leaves the community wishlist thing up too. But yeah we def need more voters for the top 10. I'll send a message out on Discord as well. MrX blow me 16:49, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- @Shabidoo: Ok I decided to wait a week to change the site notice. Voting for the Community Wishlist Survey will end on February 13th, after that I'll change it to the Top 10. Voting for the Top 10 doesn't end until May 14th, so we have time to get everyone off their lazy asses. MrX blow me 17:35, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- Oh I didn't realise voting goes on for so long. May is a little excessive don't you think? Wouldn't the end of February be enough? ShabiDOO 18:31, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah May sounds a little ridonkulous, but so is the pace of voting participation here lol. Kakun is the one who set the date. I personally don’t mind keeping it or pushing it up earlier. End of February should be fine too. MrX blow me 19:02, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- End of Feb sounds reasonable and far more in line with tradition ShabiDOO 01:08, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
- I agree, I'll see about changing it. MrX blow me 17:10, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
- I agree, I'll see about changing it. MrX blow me
- End of Feb sounds reasonable and far more in line with tradition ShabiDOO 01:08, 10 February 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah May sounds a little ridonkulous, but so is the pace of voting participation here lol. Kakun is the one who set the date. I personally don’t mind keeping it or pushing it up earlier. End of February should be fine too. MrX blow me
- Oh I didn't realise voting goes on for so long. May is a little excessive don't you think? Wouldn't the end of February be enough? ShabiDOO 18:31, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
- @Shabidoo: Ok I decided to wait a week to change the site notice. Voting for the Community Wishlist Survey will end on February 13th, after that I'll change it to the Top 10. Voting for the Top 10 doesn't end until May 14th, so we have time to get everyone off their lazy asses. MrX blow me
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@Shabidoo: k I finally figured out how the new (or maybe not so new) templates that the site notice uses work. It should be very quick and easy to update next week when there's 1 week left. Although now I realize that I may have sent the wrong message by using a pic of a white man voting. I'm going to hit myself until I pass out and then DM AOC on Twitter for guidance when I come to. Cheers. MrX blow me 
18:55, 21 February 2022 (UTC)
Thank you!
 | Hey there! I just wanted to say, thank you for voting for me in the recent Uncyclopedian of the Year vote! As such, here you go: some potatoes for you to eat (using your eyes). Cassandra (talk) |
And also special thanks for the nomination. It's really appreciated. 
Cassandra (talk) 04:09, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
balls
I only wore a thong and some boots to a festival the haters couldn't 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) 12:37, 9 February 2022 (UTC)
Hey
Hey
Where the problem at
I'm spinning on these percs like I'm a laundromat
WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:54, 14 February 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah, it sucks, god I hate the rams. MrX blow me 18:23, 14 February 2022 (UTC)
- I don't even know what I meant by this. The rage of the Rams winning must've overtaken me. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:04, 14 February 2022 (UTC)
Open proxy found
Just checked your recent blocks and it turns out you stumbled upon a Tor exit node. You should probably block them longer than 3 months. 172.112.210.32 (talk) 23:56, 25 February 2022 (UTC)
Open proxy (block) (wikipedia)
- Thanks, I’ll take a closer look late, but I normally don’t like to block IP’s for too long. MrX blow me 03:14, 26 February 2022 (UTC)
LIAR!!!!
YOU LIE EVEN MORE THAN THIS RUG, MR!!!! BOW BEFORE YOUR PRINCESS!!! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:08, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
- You are wrongness has reached levels that researchers had deemed impossible, it’s truly amazing. MrX blow me 01:45, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
- YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE, IDIOT! *calls Mr's mom* --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:54, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
- Lol I call your mom on the reg... MrX blow me 22:57, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:48, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
- Lol I call your mom on the reg... MrX blow me
- YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE, IDIOT! *calls Mr's mom* --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:54, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
no idea
how on Earth that revert happened on your user page. ShabiDOO 18:53, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
- Lol no worries. I'm guessing it was some sort of misclick that happened right around the same time Rock-O-Jello was putting a funny but grossly inaccurate prank on my user page. All good and funny. MrX blow me 20:33, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
Test run
Testing... MrX blow me 21:13, 2 March 2022 (UTC)
voting done
hey duderino...you can take the notice down. I've tabulated the votes. You can use an image such as this (though I will have to edit it as it is pixelated) or some other image 
ShabiDOO 02:04, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
- I love that image! Except can you also edit it to say 2021? I’ll change the site notice now, I already created a groovy banner for it. MrX blow me 02:44, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
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@Shabidoo: Ok I went ahead and created Template:Top 10 2021 with that image, but I'm waiting for an image that is transparent or pixelated or whatever so there isn't that white privilege blocking the potato before I add it to the 11 top 10 articles of 2020. I'm gonna ask some peeps on discord if they know how to do that (I sure as hell don't), but I'll leave the template EC protected so you can fix it too. Thanks again for all your help! MrX blow me 22:39, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
- Ok the exalted Kippy implemented it, but feel free to edit it again if your artistic vision wasn’t fully realized. MrX blow me 23:14, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
ganga goganga
ededi – Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.183.197.162 (talk • contribs)
- Indeed. Enjoy your week off. MrX blow me 04:55, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
- That's telling them! 23.105.41.109 (talk) 04:56, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
Listen
Thank you for deleting all these insulting pages about me. 23.105.41.109 (talk) 05:51, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
- Of course! We allow a lot here, but not that. Sorry that dick did that. MrX blow me 05:56, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
block
Why has nobody blocked User: Willy On Wheelsanymore?A7777777777 (talk) 15:06, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
- If you’re referring to Willy on wheels, he hasn’t done anything deserving a block in quite a while. MrX blow me 16:20, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
However I feel like Willy on wheels is pretending to be good and then vandalize Uncyclopedia this is because User:Willy on wheels vandalized Wikipedia--A7777777777 (talk) 14:20, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
- Well, there’s a slight chance that they’re different people. Also, we generally don’t care what people here have done on other wikis, and most of us have vandalized Wikipedia. I have vandalized Wikipedia hundreds of times. MrX blow me 15:31, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
Okay well, I did not vandalize Wikipedia I was blocked because the Wikipedian admin CaptainEek blocked me because CaptainEek said I have a lack of grammar and spelling but I moved to several wikis however note this message might be off-topic.--A7777777777 (talk) 15:43, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
well Areyou sure Willy on wheels is not a vandal? then why did wheels block Cassie for 1 bajillion years? I mean how did Willy do that? If you don't trust me look here:https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Cassie and look at the#10 section that is named booped--A7777777777 (talk) 17:00, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
- Willy on wheels did not block anyone. He put that template on Cassie's talk page as a joke. MrX blow me 17:13, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
Oh phew! sorry for the misunderstanding thanks--A7777777777 (talk) 17:20, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
Godzilla very fast part
Fillemwiththevenomandeliminateemotherwordsiminutemaidemidontwant
tohurtembutidideminafitofrageimmurderinagainnobody
willevadehimimfinnakillemanddumpallthefuck
inbodiesinalakeobliteratineverythingincineratinand
renegadeemandimakeany
bodywhowantitwiththepenafraidbutdontnobodywantitbuttheyre
gonnagetitanywaycauseimbeginninto
feellikeimmentallyillimatillakillorbekilledimakillerbethevanillagorilla
yourebringinthekillerwithinmeout
ofmeyoudontwanttobetheenemyofthedemonwhowentinmeandbeon
therecievingof
mewhatstupidityitdbeeverybitofmeistheepitomeofaspitterwheniminthevicinity
motherfucker
youbetterduckoryoufinnabedeadtheminuteyourunintome
ahundredpercentofyouisafifthofapercent
ofme
imbouttofuckinfinishyoubitchimunfadableyouwannabattleimavailable
imblowinuplikeaninflatable
imundebatableimunavoidableimunevadableimonthetoiletbowl
igotatrailerfullofmoney
andimpaidinfullimnotafraidtopullthemanstoplookwhatimplanninhaha 207.194.85.134 (talk) 19:22, 5 March 2022 (UTC)
Uh what did you say 207.194.86.134?--A7777777777 (talk) 17:45, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
Template:NUMBEROFBUREAUCRATS
{{NUMBERINGROUP:bureaucrat|B}}<noinclude>
[[Category:Uncyclopedia magic word templates]]
</noinclude>
134.122.42.196 (talk) 05:40, 6 March 2022 (UTC)
- Um, what?? MrX blow me 06:07, 6 March 2022 (UTC)
- Can you create this page? 2A07:23C0:9:6000:0:0:0:A0C8 (talk) 17:00, 6 March 2022 (UTC)
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cus hes full of shit Snail lover (talk) 15:54, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
Hey
Extremly cool job on the Top 10 stuff, cheers! ~ Kakun · talk 12:34, 6 March 2022 (UTC)
- Thanks but that was pretty much all Shabidoo and Kippy. I created the template, but all I did was copy an old one. Shabidoo made the image, and Kippy edited it to make it transparent. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:16, 6 March 2022 (UTC)
Renaming user
Hello I wish to be renamed but I don't know how to do you know how--A7777777777 (talk) 14:50, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
- If you wanna be renamed, first pick a name that you’re sure you’ll stick with this time. Then contact a bureaucrat. Cassie usually handles name change requests, but any bureaucrat can do it. MrX blow me 15:34, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
VFS and Such
- You’re very welcome! Well deserved! Thanks for all your help here, both before and after becoming an admin! MrX blow me 02:17, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
- Also, happy birthday! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:30, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
Banned (& for good reason, too)
and now the clogged toilet series is now ON AIR! we have 10 new superfunny articles wow!
- clogged toilet
- Clogged Toilet
- CLOGGED TOILET
- TOILET CLOGGED
- Toilet Clogged
- toilet clogged
- CLOGGED
- TOILET
- Clogged
- Toilet (Toilet)
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when is the movie comming out Potato lover (talk) 12:16, 23 March 2022 (UTC)
- It already came out. It premiered at the Venice Film Festival on September 4, 2008, and it released in theaters in the US on June 26, 2009. MrX blow me 15:01, 23 March 2022 (UTC)
Derp
Derp de derp de derpity derp derp derpity derp de derp derp derpity. Derp derp de derp? Derp de derp derp. Derp derp, de derpity de de derp de derp derp. Derpity derp derp :(
Derp de derp de derpity derp derp, derp de derp (derp derp). Derp de derpity derp derp!
Derpity Derp,
Derp ShabiDOO 11:49, 14 March 2022 (UTC)
why dislike vandals is the best
1.he beats his wife like how he beats his meat 2.hes epic 3.he has a 999 inch dick 4.he plays with his COCK AND BALLS near pre schools 5.he pees on dying babys
This is totally not him
2A0F:DF00:0:255:0:0:0:196 (talk) 22:28, 17 March 2022 (UTC)
Oh and he also dates pre schoolers all wife's he had are pre schools including the current one and he beats them to death and replaces them in a week – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2A03:E600:100:0:0:0:0:29 (talk • contribs)
Confucius say feature me article
Hey duderino. Could you feature my article pletty please? Also Might be a good idea to do a little VFH cleanup with WeCheat and even maybe Suddenly. Delete. :) ShabiDOO 16:32, 23 March 2022 (UTC)
- Of course! I'll feature Confucius right now and probably close a few stale ones that are nowhere near 5 votes tomorrow or something. MrX blow me 16:35, 23 March 2022 (UTC)
I have to confess
I have to confess this MrX I am the alternative account of User:CatFelinePuss.CatFelinePussy (talk) 18:01, 24 March 2022 (UTC)
- Why do you have so many accounts? MrX blow me 22:12, 24 March 2022 (UTC)
- I will explain first I had CatFeline if you want to know the story of CatFeline go to CatFelinePuss's Talk Page but here is CatFelinePuss's story when I was renamed from A7777777777 to CatFelinePuss by Kippy I got logged out AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! so I made this account.CatFelinePussy (talk)
- that's all.CatFelinePussy (talk)
- I only have 2 Alternative accounts.to: MrX From: CatFelinePussy
- A. Why would being logged out be a problem? That's part of the renaming process. Then you just log back in. B. What about CatFeline and PussFeline? MrX blow me 16:37, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
- A. Why would being logged out be a problem? That's part of the renaming process. Then you just log back in. B. What about CatFeline and PussFeline? MrX blow me
- Well when I got renamed I was not around for I think 2 days and forgot the password and for CatFeline read [[1]] the same thing with PussFeline.CatFelinePussy (talk) 17:22, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
literally 1984
r/MrX has been banned from reddit, literally 1984 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:44, 27 March 2022 (UTC)
Blocked for ponicide
07:17, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
Blocked for liking ponies
- THE GREAT PONY WAR OF THE FORK HAS BEGUN!!! -The Encounters/ Namespace
- Oh it's on. Fluttershy is the best, and I will not stand for this kind of slander. MrX blow me 17:09, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- @Random: Glad to see you embracing the art of jokery. / @Mr: You lie like a rug! Rarity and Trixie are clearly best. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:04, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- This is a goddamn conspiracy. MrX blow me 22:11, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- [2] --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:16, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- I am crying. MrX blow me 22:17, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- Trixie? Who's that, another evil pony who deserves depth? Not death- they need real character development. And then they can die! Oh, and the Conspiracy? Hah... You haven't even scratched the surface of what's going on here! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:02, 29 March 2022 (UTC)
- I am crying. MrX blow me
- [2] --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:16, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
- This is a goddamn conspiracy. MrX blow me
- @Random: Glad to see you embracing the art of jokery. / @Mr: You lie like a rug! Rarity and Trixie are clearly best. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:04, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
![[2]](https://c.tenor.com/nbcrVmO1PZgAAAAd/cry-about-it.gif){kind=link}
Message from Rock-O-Jello
https://external-preview.redd.it/j_P201KZxMLTsiWMIn2Ux6i1sclWh6gBYvSKa9Xu8ko.jpg?auto=webp&s=7c34698dd54fd40b9480ef3be9e548c564a31d27 --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:22, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
- Haha cute. MrX blow me 22:07, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
- I thought you were anti-Fluttershy. Either way, "cute" pictures of ponies will not be tolerated here. Prepare for a ban. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:56, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
- Oh dude, you're sorely mistaken (did I spell that right? is that the phrase right lol?) I'm PROOOOO FLUTTERSHY FO LIFE YO!!!!! MrX blow me 06:06, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
- No, no, I was responding to Rocko, who has quite the history with you. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:46, 12 April 2022 (UTC)
- Oh dude, you're sorely mistaken (did I spell that right? is that the phrase right lol?) I'm PROOOOO FLUTTERSHY FO LIFE YO!!!!! MrX blow me
- I thought you were anti-Fluttershy. Either way, "cute" pictures of ponies will not be tolerated here. Prepare for a ban. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:56, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
I'm back
I forgot I had a account on hare Ohnoitspeyton (talk) 00:25, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
Yes – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohnoitspeyton (talk • contribs)
Yes Ohnoitspeyton (talk) 18:44, 29 April 2022 (UTC)
Stalin's resurrection
I'm annoyed because I posted this story here over five years ago and it was removed with no explanation. Please add as a section of Joseph Stalin, if poss. (I've also asked the Hippo)
Many people have heard of the two-headed dog:
Link (I'm not allowed to post yet) historyofyesterday.com/how-the-soviecientist-created-a-two-headed-dog-174b48a916dc]]
but few know that it was the tiny publicised part of a huge top secret project to extend the life of the "beloved leader". A fit twenty-year-old patriotic volunteer sacrificed his head, to be replaced by that of the dying Stalin. Even fewer know that the operation was, at least partially, successful and that one of the doubles was poisoned to be embalmed in Red Square. Hidden in a secret Georgian cave, the head of this chimera is now, in 2022, 144 years old but still able to look around and grimace. The body is a sprightly 89, almost completely paralyzed. The larynx has never functioned so we don't know what Stalin is trying to tell us. His carers live in constant hope of scientific advances to improve his life and, of course, of a second patriotic volunteer.
I think this story might be more relevant in 2022 than when I first wrote it.
MikeYates (talk) 12:02, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
- Hey Mike, I went ahead and changed your user group to confirmed user, so you should be able to edit Joseph Stalin now, as well as post the link. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:20, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
heyyy
remember when the ummmmm uhhhh when Snail lover (talk) 16:18, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
"Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his wrongness level?"
"C'est plus de 9,000!!!" --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:30, 6 April 2022 (UTC)
- Toi est le mes rounge del munde. MrX blow me 03:09, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
- tu es un tas de bâtons —67.2.72.70 (talk) 22:46, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
- Je sui un bâton tre tre grande. MrX blow me 23:12, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
- en effet, en plus vous êtes un pédophile homophobe qui regarde des films de Modern Disney. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:45, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- 😱😱😱 Je sui ningun des esse merde! MrX blow me 21:01, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Alors arrête d'être une poubelle à caca et je ne t'appellerai pas comme ça! Idiot! >:( --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:18, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Same response lol MrX blow me 21:23, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- THAT'S IT! PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE PRANK, MONSIEUR TROMPER! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:33, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Same response lol MrX blow me
- Alors arrête d'être une poubelle à caca et je ne t'appellerai pas comme ça! Idiot! >:( --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:18, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- 😱😱😱 Je sui ningun des esse merde! MrX blow me
- en effet, en plus vous êtes un pédophile homophobe qui regarde des films de Modern Disney. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:45, 11 April 2022 (UTC)
- Je sui un bâton tre tre grande. MrX blow me
- tu es un tas de bâtons —67.2.72.70 (talk) 22:46, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
Where legends cried
:( Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:55, 8 April 2022 (UTC)
- Legends?? Haha. Obvi I wasn't there for the Great Split, but what happened there in 2019 on Fandom is exactly what everyone who left several years prior to start uncyclopedia.co said would happen (not to mention they were already dealing with a lot of censorship and bullshit). MrX blow me 18:03, 8 April 2022 (UTC)
- I was reading this over, it's kinda weird how it looks like the users generally wanted to merge with our site. I wonder what happened. WohMi Speaketh Here! 02:05, 12 April 2022 (UTC)
mate
Why did you revoke talk page access on my last sock 2A0B:F4C1:2:0:0:0:0:253 (talk) 13:21, 13 April 2022 (UTC)
Useless pee review
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Typhoon, https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnNews:Governor_Cuomo_is_screwed&t=20220318170054, https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnScripts:My_Little_Womb_Newt:_Pregnancy_is_Sexy&t=20220131184832
The pee reviews posted make no sense... need to be cleaned up (although most of them are sort of old). – Preceding unsigned comment added by Microsoft for POTUS (talk • contribs)
- Ok I’ll take a look later tonight. MrX blow me 01:04, 14 April 2022 (UTC)
- Wait, you want me to change what other people wrote in their review of an article? MrX blow me 05:26, 14 April 2022 (UTC)
- My Pee Review of UnScripts:My Little Womb Newt: Pregnancy is Sexy will make sense to you if you read the original article. WohMi Speaketh Here! 02:41, 15 April 2022 (UTC)
- Wait, you want me to change what other people wrote in their review of an article? MrX blow me
Anonymous vandal on 20th Century Fox
Heyy... is there any way you or another admin could protect this page? Some random IP editor keeps adding really dumb, amateur stuff (well, I'm guilty of that for even being on Uncyclopedia rather than Wikipedia lol) that has absolutely nothing to do with even making fun of the subject in real life and despite constantly being reverted, keeps making the same edits. At least I try to be funny and not stupid. Locking the page from IP editors may be the next step we gotta take. Thx --Orangutang94 (talk) 15:34, 15 April 2022 (UTC)
- Hey Orangutang, yeah that page has needed some work for a while. I’ll semi protect it. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:15, 15 April 2022 (UTC)
My Signature
Is so fucking sexy hot right now...everyone wants a fucking piece of it! ShabiDOO 21:41, 17 April 2022 (UTC)
- Haha tru dat! Want me to protect it? I guess I hadn't even thought of that. Whoever this blanking person is seems to have a sorta specific list of signatures to target, and I hadn't even thought of protecting them until just now. I'll just go ahead and protect it. Let me know if you want me to change it. Of course you'll most likely be able to do that yourself very soon :) MrX blow me 21:48, 17 April 2022 (UTC)
- Protecting it might involve less work for you. I haven't changed it for years so safe to say I won't be changing it any time soon! ShabiDOO 21:50, 17 April 2022 (UTC)
- K, nice, dunzo, and I meant change the protection level, it's EC right now so that should stop the asshole(s). I'll probably go protect all the others later. MrX blow me 21:53, 17 April 2022 (UTC)
- This guy seems to just be blanking whoever they think is a well-known user, even if they're on UN:OFFICE or haven't even been active for a month. Apparently, that means I'm a target. Just a heads up, placing invisible text in your sig may break places like VFH. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 16:07, 18 April 2022 (UTC)
- K, nice, dunzo, and I meant change the protection level, it's EC right now so that should stop the asshole(s). I'll probably go protect all the others later. MrX blow me
- Protecting it might involve less work for you. I haven't changed it for years so safe to say I won't be changing it any time soon! ShabiDOO 21:50, 17 April 2022 (UTC)
Hey
What's up? Hope you're okay. Also, something terrible happened to Template:Alected but I like what you're trying to do very much. Maybe ZB can help? ~ Kakun · talk 18:26, 20 April 2022 (UTC)
- Yeah sorry about that. As part of burning that forest, I had to undo the actions of somebody because she made Template:Navbox look like absolute shit and not work right all for the sake of “better code”. Unfortunately I can’t figure out how to import Module:Navbox/styles.css and Module:Navbar/styles.css from Wikipedia. I asked the admins on discord. I’ll try reaching out to ZB and probably Jack Phoenix too. This should be something quick and easy to fix. Sorry that Alected is suffering because of it. MrX blow me 18:36, 20 April 2022 (UTC)
- Cool, thanks very much. Do you enjoy the article at all? ~ Kakun · talk 19:00, 20 April 2022 (UTC)
- Love it! Tons of funny pop culture references, my favorites being the Kanye West lawsuit and the more subtle reference to Valkyrie, a movie that got lukewarm reviews but I actually really liked. MrX blow me 19:29, 20 April 2022 (UTC)
- And thanks for the infobox and making it blue like Wikipedia, the yellow one smelled like piss. ~ Kakun · talk 00:43, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Of course! So Zombiebaron had a few good ideas I’m gonna try later tonight. If I can’t fix the navbox stuff, I’ll just revert/huff everything I did. Part of the problem is that our MediaWiki software is outdated, and it might get updated in the near future. MrX blow me 01:55, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Hopefully. ~ Kakun · talk 04:15, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- @Kakun: the two changes I made to modules, as suggested by ZB, appear to have done the trick. Let me know if the template on Alected, and/or anywhere else, appears to have something off, something missing, etc. I'm still gonna try to tinker with some stuff cuz now I can't figure out how to get a navbox, specifically this one, to be collapsed as its standard state. MrX blow me 04:50, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- @Kakun: the two changes I made to modules, as suggested by ZB, appear to have done the trick. Let me know if the template on Alected, and/or anywhere else, appears to have something off, something missing, etc. I'm still gonna try to tinker with some stuff cuz now I can't figure out how to get a navbox, specifically this one, to be collapsed as its standard state. MrX blow me
- Hopefully. ~ Kakun · talk 04:15, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Of course! So Zombiebaron had a few good ideas I’m gonna try later tonight. If I can’t fix the navbox stuff, I’ll just revert/huff everything I did. Part of the problem is that our MediaWiki software is outdated, and it might get updated in the near future. MrX blow me
- And thanks for the infobox and making it blue like Wikipedia, the yellow one smelled like piss. ~ Kakun · talk 00:43, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- Love it! Tons of funny pop culture references, my favorites being the Kanye West lawsuit and the more subtle reference to Valkyrie, a movie that got lukewarm reviews but I actually really liked. MrX blow me
- Cool, thanks very much. Do you enjoy the article at all? ~ Kakun · talk 19:00, 20 April 2022 (UTC)
Colab
I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:17, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- I'm in! Why don't you go ahead and start it, at least a first sentence so I can see your concept (I'm guessing a riot in protest against or for the covid panic buying?), and then I'll join. MrX blow me 21:55, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
About Toilet Paper Riot
I don't think the Phoenix riot should be in the opening of the page. As of right now, I think that the opening paragraphs of a page should be more "this is what the page is about" than "this is what the page is about, and recently this happened". To me, it's very weird to read, and it drags on the opening paragraph for longer than is necessary. Courtesy link here. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:00, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- As I said in the edit summary, the main thing is that those two sentences should be together. It’s really not too long, and it’s fine for a lead section, but if you want to try moving the whole thing, that might work. MrX blow me 13:57, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- So why should they be together? Some sort of rhyming/repetition joke? This looks like it'll shape up to be a more informational Uncyc article, and I don't think those jokes belong there. It also just... feels awkward to read. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:57, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- Yes, it’s a repetition thing. You don’t think the jokes belong there? Jokes are the whole point of Uncyclopedia. And again, feel free to see if it’s better moving those two sentences to a different section. MrX blow me 15:00, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- Yes, jokes are the point of Uncyc. But a repetition thing looks like it goes in one of my own not-great articles, not this kind of more-serious article (just judging from the current contents here, this thing could go anywhere at this point). ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:10, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- We do not have “more-serious” or “informational” articles here. All articles are meant to have jokes, and this joke definitely fits in this article. MrX blow me 15:36, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- Huh. I heard that a recommended style for articles is to have it be mostly informative, but sprinkle jokes in here and there? That's what I was referring to. If you need to keep the joke, that's fine... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:49, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- Perhaps you’re referring to part of HTBFANJS, “the truth is usually funnier than nonsense”. But as for informative, removing jokes in order to be informative or educational is not what we do here. MrX blow me 00:16, 23 April 2022 (UTC)
- ARandomPage, collaborations like this with multiple users are meant to be a fun experience. If you propose something and it isn't agreed with, consider letting such things go. I have written a lot of text on collabs, sometimes other users change the text and even remove a few things, I usually let it all go. That's the fun of collabs. Compromise and being easy going about it is what turns out nice articles like Baked Potato and COVID-19 ShabiDOO 02:10, 23 April 2022 (UTC)
- Perhaps you’re referring to part of HTBFANJS, “the truth is usually funnier than nonsense”. But as for informative, removing jokes in order to be informative or educational is not what we do here. MrX blow me
- Huh. I heard that a recommended style for articles is to have it be mostly informative, but sprinkle jokes in here and there? That's what I was referring to. If you need to keep the joke, that's fine... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:49, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- We do not have “more-serious” or “informational” articles here. All articles are meant to have jokes, and this joke definitely fits in this article. MrX blow me
- Yes, jokes are the point of Uncyc. But a repetition thing looks like it goes in one of my own not-great articles, not this kind of more-serious article (just judging from the current contents here, this thing could go anywhere at this point). ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:10, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
- Yes, it’s a repetition thing. You don’t think the jokes belong there? Jokes are the whole point of Uncyclopedia. And again, feel free to see if it’s better moving those two sentences to a different section. MrX blow me
- So why should they be together? Some sort of rhyming/repetition joke? This looks like it'll shape up to be a more informational Uncyc article, and I don't think those jokes belong there. It also just... feels awkward to read. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:57, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
Admin runoff 60 days thing
I stole it from a VFS archive. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:40, 23 April 2022 (UTC)
- Ah okay, which one? Just curious. Yeah we decided either after the last VFS or the one before it that the admin runoff serves no purpose, but we haven’t updated the rules/procedures yet cuz we’re not sure whether to extend the voting period for everyone for the whole month or what. MrX blow me 02:44, 23 April 2022 (UTC)
- April 2021. I thought October not having it was some form of error. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:47, 23 April 2022 (UTC)