User talk:MrX/archive 2023 Jun - Nov

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Happy birthday!--Executive (talk) 08:08, 4 June 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 15:34, 4 June 2023 (UTC)

Is Poo Lit Surprise on for 2023?

I'd like to participate and I have some questions about it and the categories, if we're even doing it this year. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 06:17, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

Not sure if we're doing it this year. If we are, I'll happily judge but unfortunately might not have time to write anything. You can bring it up on Discord or ask others on their talk pages to see if there's enough interest. Even a small competition would be cool. MrX blow me 20:41, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

I agree, even a small one would be pretty neat. We could come up with one if PLS doesn't have a lot of interest, if you're down for that. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:32, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Yeah I'd probably be down, but even a small PLS is fine. @Shabidoo: would probably get off his lazy ass if we fired up PLS. MrX blow me 19:51, 7 June 2023 (UTC)

Hi…

What do you think about this? I need to improve my writing… thx in advance ;)--Executive (talk) 14:21, 8 June 2023 (UTC)

Great start, lots of good humor, and lots of potential. There are some grammar issues that can be easily cleaned up (I'm happy to help with that if you'd like), and then with a few tweaks and expansion, this could be real solid. It's definitely something we should put on the Uncycloversity:Main Page. In short, great job so far! MrX blow me 23:09, 8 June 2023 (UTC)

Thanks so much, feel free to adjust anything if needed and sorry to bother again but which tweaks do you have in mind? Maybe together we CAN do it! ✌️--Executive (talk) 10:39, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

No bother at all. I'll try to take another look soon, hopefully I'll have time this week. The tweaks were nothing major, just some small changes to the order/structure of some of the jokes. MrX blow me 22:08, 12 June 2023 (UTC)

Sorry about messing up the Awkwafina article

I restored it and had some help improving it. Why did you find it funny?--Calamity-Sanity (talk) 08:27, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Cool. And I found it funny cuz there's a lot of good jokes in there. MrX blow me 22:09, 12 June 2023 (UTC)

Please, have a seat.

I would like to be made a rollbacker provided you see fit, I feel I've made some decent contributions, and I figured what better way to boost my ego become a better contributor than to become a rollbacker? Please consider this or else you all will be hearing from my lawyer. Have a good one, MrX! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:34, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

I may not be MrX, but i shall give you what you request. 18:18, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Thank you very much, but don't think I don't have my lawyer on speed dial. In all seriousness, thank you. Have a good one, BraGreMat! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:25, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

BraGreMat, thanks for helping out. Sodapoppers, yes I do see fit, enjoy rollback, and in case you're wondering, I did have a seat, right over there. MrX blow me 22:13, 12 June 2023 (UTC)

We need a little talk…

Hi, due to technical issues, miraheze will be closed soon, I was wondering if Nonciclopedia may be hosted here and another thing I wrote this I hope you’ll enjoy 😉--Executive (talk) 16:22, 16 June 2023 (UTC)

Hey, Psych Ward looks funny but I’ll have to take a closer look later, and I still wanna help with your Uncycloversity. When and why is miraheze closing? And I’m not familiar with nonciclopedia, but none of that should affect Uncyc. MrX blow me 17:32, 16 June 2023 (UTC)

Everything is almost here, scroll down until Statement from the Board...--Executive (talk) 17:52, 16 June 2023 (UTC)

Damn that sucks. Is there another good one to move to? I sometimes edit on a very inactive wiki on Miraheze, only like 2 users on it. MrX blow me 21:50, 16 June 2023 (UTC)

maybe wikia again… --Executive (talk) 14:00, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Wikia/Fandom probably won’t let you in again. They kicked out (mostly) all the Uncycs for a reason. 14:23, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Yep you are right :( we are considering to pay another host :(--Executive (talk) 14:25, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

I have to try again, could you in case host nonciclopedia? Or is it impossible?--Executive (talk) 16:23, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Wait, who currently hosts Nonciclopedia? And if you want to know about wiki hosting options, I recommend asking JJPMaster and/or Lyrithya. MrX blow me 19:46, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

It's Miraheze. 20:10, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Really? This one is on Miraheze even though the url doesn’t say Miraheze? Hmm, interesting. Well Lyrithya handles our hosting, and I think JJPMaster created a wiki, so I recommend asking them. Hope you’re able to get it all sorted out. Let us know if there’s anything we can do. MrX blow me 20:18, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Miraheze has customizable URLs, as far as i'm aware. 22:38, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Veeeeeerrrryy interesting. We had no idea lol. MrX blow me 22:48, 17 June 2023 (UTC)

Thanks to all and MrX ;) --Executive (talk) 11:51, 18 June 2023 (UTC)

Hi again

I did this but it works not for mobile interface, how could I solve this problem? Thanks in advance.--Executive (talk) 08:39, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

I was thinking something like if page=web mobile then show keyboard else show page without keyboard, is it possible this way? Or it is better just to leave a message box that explains the joke works on computer mode only… I do not know, bye ;)--Executive (talk) 08:57, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

Hmm, I’m not really sure about the subtle differences for mobile vs. desktop stuff. You could try what you suggested and it might work. You might also wanna ask JJPMaster (again, I know) or Cassie. I think they’re the most tech savvy Uncyclopedians we have. Let me know what you try and I’m happy to offer input or try to help. MrX blow me 16:12, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

REALLY THANKS, btw did you enjoy the reading? I like doing pages that are actually what it seems, bye --Executive (talk) 16:24, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

Yo, sorry for the long ass delay, been crazy the past several weeks, mostly work, mostly good. Anyway, as I recall it looked cool but didn't have much to read, did I miss it? MrX blow me 22:31, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

Nah I just expressed myself badly, sowwy, glad you are back ;)--Executive (talk) 16:13, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

No worries, and mainly it is a great page with a lot of cool stuff. I gotta take a closer look soon and add some stuff. MrX blow me 17:04, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 01:49, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:47, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Heppy birthday! (Roaar, I guess XD) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:49, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 13:37, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Happy berthday! (meow?) 17:26, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 19:34, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Wait, did I say heppy? Looks like a new word! (Roaar) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:54, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

Haha that works. MrX blow me 19:34, 4 August 2023 (UTC)

You are invited to join the discussion at [[User talk:Quokka]]

{{Please see|User talk:Quokka|You are a very nice admin and maybe you can give me some advice?}} --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 09:45, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Yes, the code is intentional --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 09:45, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Kewl. MrX blow me 18:20, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Very grave mistake that will be the demise of Uncyclopedia as we know it

Hello!

I need a strong and capable admin to help me with something, would you happen to know one?

Basically, I noticed the interface page for the edit notice at MediaWiki:Edittools is incorrect. Uncyclopedia is not under a Creative Commons SA License, it's under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA License.

So yeah, it would be cool if you would fix that because it's incorrect. --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 14:36, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for bringing this to my attention. I'll look into, just cuz I personally have no idea what our "license" is lol. MrX blow me 14:40, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

 Fixed. Thanks again! MrX blow me 14:51, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

Template edit request

Yooooo how's my favourite Uncyclopedia admin doing?

Sorry for being so clingy, I'm still new from Wikipedia, so I need a bit of assistance. Basically I want you to edit Template:Vfh featured. Basically just put a {{If administrator}} template (which I added to this wiki btw) around the {{OmBox}} (which I expanded the documentation page of).

The reason is, non-admins can't edit the featured article queue, so why are they being suggested to edit it? It doesn't make sense.

Also, if you see this paragraph, this means {{If administrator}} is working. If it is, sign off your reply to me with Cheeseburger, please.

 --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 00:18, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

Cheeseburger. And you're not being clingy, and thanks for your help. I'll take a look and see if this template doesn't have any hidden issues. Not doubting you, just wanna be extra sure, and non-admins being suggested to edit the FA queue isn't a huge problem. But thanks again! MrX blow me 14:49, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

Cheeseburger. Also, it's done. 17:19, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

Sweet thanks! MrX blow me 18:12, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

A deletion request

I accidentally made User:egaP niaM while trying to move a sandbox to egaP niaM instead. Sorry. 😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 09:22, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

 Done. 11:35, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks BraGreMat! And nice job Quokka with a backwards main page! MrX blow me 14:53, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

Need to talk, need your help

So, get this, I'm submitting these pages about these weird and odd creatures, animals, fish, whatever, and apparently some think that they are based on some real living entities. What the actual fuck? I mean, like what the actual...? If they had bothered to like read my personal page, I mention that I plan to write up a page about The Castaways which is basically the Gilligan's Island cast. About the show, since there's already a page about the fictional island itself. And what I had planned was for the castaways to run into, or encounter these mythical and dangerous creatures. Because that's kinda how the show was designed for plot devices. Something was always preventing them from escaping. So anyway, I just don't know wtf is going on in some people's heads! HOW ON EARTH can anyone assume that a goldfish, an alligator, or a mammoth (which last I heard they are extinct) or a silly dolphin are somehow about an actual bunch of these things? Am I being pranked? Nacky (talk) 13:30, 11 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Lol wow. But sorry can you please clarify? Are there people here on Uncyc thinking these are based on real living things? And I skimmed your user page again and noticed something you said about someone telling you that if you tried to make some certain pages they would be deleted, who told you that? As far as I can tell those would be fine and welcomed and enjoyed here. Kinda funny either way I guess, some people just don’t get it lol. But yeah please clarify a little and I’m happy to help. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:14, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks, and yeah, I kinda do my own thing and stay out of everyone's way. I just feel that this site is a good place to put all my parody, comedy, satire-like stuff. It's a good set up for it. It's handy. But here is the message I got earlier: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Nacky#About_your_last_4_submits... and I don't know why other admins would think those were vanity pages. Did they think I was writing about these creatures as if they represented something or someone else? What I wrote was basically an outline for what these things are about, what they did, and their origins. To give them some kind of back story. Ultimately I want to use them as fodder for other articles. I could write a page that's solely about a "clusterfuck" but it would be short, not so much to say. But this stuff, I conjured up whole backstories for these fictional beasts. I mean, what about if someone wanted to do a page about a yodeling vampire from Japan? I mean, I guess that could happen, but who's gonna know? You know what I mean? Nacky (talk) 15:28, 11 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

K yeah I saw that and as you probably saw I asked DWIII which articles were vanity. I’m guessing (maybe?) he means that they don’t fit our super high standards because they don’t parody/satire and real people/things, but we have tons of articles that are funny about completely made up things, so I’m not sure what the problem could be. MrX blow me 15:33, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

Yes and thanks for getting involved. I get these panic spells now and then, and friends who understand me helps. So thank you! It's just so odd. I'm thinking there's a bit of paranoia going on. I was reading how he nuked some other user's stuff. Claiming it was vanity. Then it was that something wasn't funny and then there was nothing more to be seen of what the end result was. Did that person get their stuff back? It's a rabbit hole I don't wanna go down. And you're right, it's random, it's made up. Totally fictional. Although there are goldfish, and all of that stuff for real, just not in that context. So in a way aligning with real subjects, but exaggerated and extreme. Nacky (talk) 15:46, 11 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

And I was doing these so I could add them to the Castaways page I had planned. Was also going to use them interchangeably with future pages on stuff like Middle Earth, Frodo Baggins, Gollum, and you know, like that. I wrote pages before JUST to add them to something else! Because they didn't exist prior to that. So I had to take steps to make something else all glitzy and shiny. Nacky (talk) 15:46, 11 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Yeah I think they’re all great so far! I like the ideas. Should be fine. MrX blow me 15:57, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks. That means a lot to me. One thing that gets to me is the fact that there is very little to do with any Tolkien material here. There are some pages about Lord of the Rings and the author, but no real big presence of it all. Like the Greek topic, I saw to it that there was more added to that group. But all things LotR that...THAT needs to be a thing around here. I made some note somewhere about a new category for the weird creatures I've been writing about.

Anyway, I'll hold off on continuing anything until the business with all of this is sorted out. The bug I planned to feature would be a creepy crawly menace of a thing. Just a lot of problems it causes. Nacky (talk) 16:07, 11 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

User talk:Nobody cares

Please explain this. The talkpage existed for 11 years, however the user was only recently made an account. Is some kind of time travel involved here, or am I hilusinating? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:57, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

So that almost certainly is a carry over from the Great Split of Uncyclopedia (which I was not around for, I joined in early 2020). Back in the day, Uncyc was at fandom or wikia or whatever. But then a bunch of the funny writers got pissed off that fandom/wikia/whatever kept censoring shit and putting warnings on pages that shouldn't have them. So the funny writers left and started uncyclopedia.co, while the lame writers stayed (eventually, everything the funny writers predicted came true, and the lame writers were proven wrong about everything, they ultimately were forced to leave fandom/wikia as well). When the funny writers started uncyclopedia.co, they basically transferred over as much of the edit history as they possibly could, including user talk pages. If a user talk page existed, it transferred over, but if that particular user never logged in after the Great Split, their username was technically still up for grabs. So every now and then, we'll see a new account get created that already has an existing talk page. Hope this explains it, tho again since I wasn't here for the Great Split, you might get some better info from some currently active contributors who were around in the before time, in the long, long ago, like DWIII, Kippy, PF4Eva, Nacky, Shabidoo, and Kakun. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:08, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

Oh and I'm pretty sure Toaster was active around that time too. MrX blow me 22:23, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

I joined around 2004 or 2005. Somewhere in there. I was fighting an evil tyranny in a medieval village that was widely known as pompous and faggy, full of kniggits. Anyway, now it's history. But whatever happened in the gap of time between me coming here and the Great Split, I was mostly absent from the scene. Why I had nothing to do with it at all. I was barely involved. Just hanging out with my mafia familia and being a moll in the Cult of the Cow or something that went Moo. I honestly don't know what I was doing there. Probably trying to save them from the kniggits. Anyway, when I did start getting back into the scene, I had found that my hat was stolen. I was moping around for a couple of years, wondering if it would ever turn up. But it never did. So Zana Dark helped me steal another hat. Just like my first hat. And then once I got my hat, I was feeling better and wrote about the Druids. I wasn't dwelling on the past of the kniggits of old. But I figured I could take a few more swipes at them and show my prowess that I'm still a heretic. And that's how I figure into all of this. Nacky (talk) 05:43, 15 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Nice. MrX blow me 18:20, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Don't be settle'd

#Never Settle, that OnePlus says. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 10:29, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Hmm, I’m not familiar with OnePlus, but cool. MrX blow me 18:21, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Because you haved a Galaxy Note 7 instead of the OnePlus One, 3T or 7 Pro lol 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:22, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

None of the above. Windows PC and iPhone. MrX blow me 18:24, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Computer with 8K video?

His GPU goes IMMA FIIIIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR BLAAAAAAARGH!!!... Or BOOM like the GN7's battery 😂 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:58, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Um, yes? Haha. MrX blow me 20:26, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

B R U H . . . 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 20:27, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

The undeniable truth

:) --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:33, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Lol totally false. Like so false that it broke the laws of physics. Scientists used to think it was mathematically impossible to be so false. Congratulations. MrX blow me 02:48, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Fluttershy is too cute to be Best Pony -- think of what her cuteness levels would do to any little girl who watches the show! Please, Mr: think of the children!!! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:38, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

I always do. Your concerns are unfounded. MrX blow me 20:28, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of three seconds for saying Fluttershy is better than Rarity and Pinkie Pie. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop saying Fluttershy is better than Rarity and Pinkie Pie. Thaaanks! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:50, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Psssh. MrX blow me 20:28, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Tell Kippy to watch his back. MrX blow me 20:29, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

The Blues of the Black Gif

So like, the thumbnail prevents it from simmering away. I know it needed more fog flowing. Maybe I'll try again. So what can be done about this cauldron gif? Nacky (talk) 06:50, 22 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

I kinda fixed it. I mean it's working now since I took it apart and added a little more animation. Resized to smaller and it seems to work now. On my end. I hope it doesn't get huffed. I'm weaving a backstory for it. Some of it may or may not have any reflection to any persons living or dead. What I'm writing comes from odd bits of Gilligan's Island, Clash of the Titans, and some other shows and movies involving cauldrons and witches. Oh and some Britons and the Irish. And some Italians. Nacky (talk) 09:10, 22 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

UGH! I really didn't want to bug you with this, but apparently "cauldron" and "caldron" is all mixed up. Is there any way to change the title? I mean both spellings are correct; Canadian vs US versions, but, it's just such a pita. Also the file "CICoC.gif" isn't going to be used, so you can delete that one. And to note; I'm apprehensive about the whole page anyway although I'm literally making it up, there are a few references to personas. But they're so esoteric. The combo mafia elements and historical practices would have to be seen by someone with extensive knowledge in both these areas for some of it to actually mean anything. It'd be like Batman going off to Egypt during the Exodus and trying to help Moses. That's how obscure this is going to get. Nacky (talk) 12:34, 22 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Don't worry, you're not bugging me. Great humor there so far. For the gif titles, I think you can change them by simply moving them. I'll go ahead and huff CICoC.gif for you. If anything you need ends up getting huffed, just let me know and I'll hack it up for you. As for making gifs "work", that's something I'm not very good at. I often have trouble when I find a gif on google or whatever, then I save it, but when I open it up again, it's just not working, or moving very slowly or whatever. Usually I just find another, wish I knew how to fix that. MrX blow me 13:10, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

A thousand thanks! There's this site called "LunaPic" that allows you to speed up a gif, but I do it by adjusting the brightness or bringing down harsh light and then I go to Animation and in that you can adjust the speed of a moving gif. But because I have been working so much with animation (from scratch) I will find something, paint a sequence of the pic to show movement, over-impose something (fairy lights, fog, whatever) and then take that sequence to a site called ezgif.com and it will combine the individual pics into a moving sequence. That's how I did most of the gifs I've been making so far. Like the flying mammoth one. I already had the silly looking thing made, so I over-imposed it over a pic of Mount Doom and just moved it inch by inch in each frame until it was all the way across. Then ran that through exgif and adjusted from there. But of course I had to make the model of the thing first. I've been doing this stuff with animation for quite some time. I wouldn't do anything unless I cared about it enough. Like my animated music videos that I personally remix the songs I choose myself. What's more is I'm doing all of this with a PC and an old version of Windows Movie Maker. And of course the sites I mentioned. So if I can do it, anyone could. I don't have anything fancy or high tech programs. This is all from the most basic of things of the old computer world that embraced such things as Dial Up and HTML. Nacky (talk) 15:09, 22 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Interesting, cool stuff, thanks, I'll be sure to check out LunaPic. MrX blow me 14:06, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

A request

I was just wondering, could you rename me to "Alula" please? 21:53, 22 September 2023 (UTC)

Yes of course. I'm pretty sure you'll be logged out after the rename, bla bla bla, I will go ahead and do that right now. MrX blow me 23:07, 22 September 2023 (UTC)

 Done As I'm sure you're aware, the rename automatically moved your talk page and user sub pages, including your signatures, but it didn't change the text of your signature, so have fun tweaking/recreating that. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:11, 22 September 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! 08:01, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 16:08, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

Hola amigo!

I've been thinking and I want my username changed from Sodapoppers to Bad Motherfucker. Please and thank you. Also, happy birthday! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:05, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! I'll get on that name change right now. MrX blow me 02:20, 24 September 2023 (UTC)

 Done Obviously all that stuff I said above to Alula applies. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 02:23, 24 September 2023 (UTC)

Thank you! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:43, 24 September 2023 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 04:32, 24 September 2023 (UTC)

Why didnt you rename him "changed from Sodapoppers to Bad Motherfucker", like he asked? ;p also no idea it was your birthday yesterday. Is there any cake left over? I chose the worst day to not login yesterday XDL10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:03, 25 September 2023 (UTC)

There's nothing left over from yesterday, but there might be more soon. MrX blow me 14:32, 25 September 2023 (UTC)

Happy B-Day Mr. X! I don't want a name change, just the part where my name is twice. Which is redundant. See what I'm saying? > Nacky (talk) 05:44, 26 September 2023 (UTC)

Thaaanks! And that's probably something in your sig, I'd imagine. MrX blow me 17:29, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

It's really weird. Someone else mentioned it before, some time ago. It's like everyone else has the (UTC) bit with nothing after it, except mine. Nacky (talk) 17:54, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

How do you sign messages? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:02, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Just with the 4 ~ thingies and then Nacky. That is all. Nacky (talk) 18:19, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Oh yeah, you're supposed to sign using only the four tildes. Adding stuff after them is unnecessary. 19:59, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

As is often the case, the answer was very simple lol (I know I’ve been there). The 4 thingies are your signature. If you add your name or anything, that will appear after your signature, which already includes your name. MrX blow me 20:12, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Testing this... Nacky (talk) 00:16, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

It worked! Now I'm gonna edit the shit outta pages where this troublesome oddness appears! Nacky (talk) 00:18, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Thanks you guys. I'm pretty sure that in the distant past I was instructed to actually put my name after the 4 bits there, but I honestly don't know who told me that. Nacky (talk) 00:21, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Indeed that could’ve been how it used to work. I’m still trying to figure out if wikipedia used to put quotes at the top of articles. A lot has changed over the years. MrX blow me 00:53, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Yeah that's what I was thinking, since back then when I first came along, there probably wasn't as many people so they may have had a very simple way of signing things. Of course, the ~ x4 is simpler yet O.O go figure! Nacky (talk) 01:47, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

My talk page

When I click "Talk" in the top right corner, it takes me to an entirely different talk page instead of mine. It also happens when I'm on my userpage and click "Talk" next to the User page tab. Any fix for this? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:59, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Shit. I was worried that might happen, but I thought I looked and saw no contributions for a Bad Motherfucker before your name change. There must have been a user named Bad Motherfucker before the great split who made very few edits. Shit now that I'm looking at it, it looks like your sig might not have moved over properly. I think I might be able to fix this if I delete the page from 2007 and move user talk:Sodapoppers over. Hang on. MrX blow me 21:03, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Looks like it worked! Thanks for the help! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:08, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

My pleasure, let me know if there are any other kinks to work out, like moving your sig or something. MrX blow me 21:09, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

I Award u a Ninjastar: CA Gov Newsom Appointee article

Paperstar:  The Paperstar is for those that make stuff with little to no effort yet somehow still manage to be funny.

Good work. U caught that news item this week. Now if I could only figure out how to make it appear on ur talk page correctly... grr. Smuggler 20:50, 8 October 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! Glad you liked it! Don't forget that DWIII made a solid contribution to the article. And I think this page explains ninjastars. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:15, 9 October 2023 (UTC)

Request

Hello, I wondering change my username to คิดหัวส้นเท้า I don't like my english name. Thanks. --Lerdsuwa (talk) 04:32, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

Sorry but I'm not going to change a username to something using letters that can't be typed on a standard keyboard. I'd also need a little more explanation, such as why you created your account over a year ago but are just now making your first edit. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:00, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

I wondering change my username to "Khit Hua Son Thao" Thanks. --คิดหัวส้นเท้า (talk) 12:18, 23 November 2023 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 23:08, 23 November 2023 (UTC)

The Honey Bees

The gif for the Castaways page must have this gif, but I can't make it work. I can re-size it and maybe that'll work, but if I put "thumbnail" size to the actual gif, it stops being a gif. What to do? The Where Are They Now section is going to be pretty full. There's a lot to tell (in reference to their somehow always ending up back on the island and dealing with a basketball team, etc) so the gif of the Honey Bees is something essential to the storyline. Nacky (talk) 05:14, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

It's tagged as a "high quality GIF", which makes it unable to be animated at sizes below it's intended size. Lowering the quality of the file itself should work. 08:11, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

Also, i fixed it for you. You just need to set the size of the GIF manually. 08:15, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

Thanks Alula, I just went ahead and re-sized on Lunapic and then re-uploaded it, and it seems to be working now. The first one is 540x375 and the resize is 455x350 and so that did the trick. You guys can go ahead and huff the first bigger file, unless you want to keep it. This stuff is all over the web anyway. Thanks again! Nacky (talk) 09:24, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

Another job well done! Thanks Alula! MrX blow me 22:07, 31 October 2023 (UTC)

User disappearance request processing

Uncyclopedia:Delete my account#Users who have requested a courtesy vanishing ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 04:47, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for pointing that out, but I am aware of those, and none of them really qualify for a DMA. TheLoneStranger almost does but there’s no pressing need to do so. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:27, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Hello (Again)

Hello MrX, I know it's been a while, but I just wanted to stop by and say hi, and also bring a few things to your attention. For one, I ICU'd Skibidi Toilet Syndrome, it's a bit too short and stupid if you catch my drift. In other news, an IP has been adding "I like kids, (smash)" to Beetlejuice (entertainer) a couple times, and it's not the first time that article has been vandalized by an IP since October, so I was wondering if you could semi-protect it. Also, we wouldn't happen to have an Uncyclopedia admin noticeboard by any chance right? Sorry about the big ass message, but its good to be back here again! WPBS (talk) 23:34, 8 November 2023 (UTC)

Well, we do have an admin noticeboard, but it’s barely used. Also i protected that page you requested. 08:41, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! WPBS (talk) 23:23, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

Hey WPBS! Good to see you! I'll try to keep an eye out for that or any other IP's adding stupid things like that. Not a big ass message, thanks for pointing that stuff out, and thanks Alula for helping out too! MrX blow me 16:13, 13 November 2023 (UTC)

are you the main guy here

just wondering --Pootis (talk) 22:35, 16 November 2023 (UTC)

There isn’t a “main guy” at Uncyc. And unfortunately I’m busy with work so I’m not as active as I used to be. But I’m happy to help if you have any questions or anything. MrX blow me 21:10, 17 November 2023 (UTC)

MrX definitely has the biggest set of balls on uncyclopedia. ShabiDOO 01:42, 18 November 2023 (UTC)

Which is why I feel comfortable editing in a speedo, sometimes a thong. MrX blow me 18:04, 18 November 2023 (UTC)

Thumbsucker!

How many bribes and blowjobs would it take for me to become a thumbsucker? Would love to see deleted pages and if I could possibly re-write them. Thanks and happy birthday! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:19, 24 November 2023 (UTC)

Hmm, that’s actually a good question. I’ve never granted that right to anyone before. I’m pretty sure you’d be fine with it, but let me check a few things and get back to you. And thaaanks! MrX blow me 06:53, 25 November 2023 (UTC)

Alright sir, after a thorough background check and investigation into your credit score and pornography viewing habits, I have concluded that you indeed are an ideal candidate for thumbsucking. So enjoy the extra button or whatever it is, and remember to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:59, 27 November 2023 (UTC)

Thank you, sir. I will remember you when I take over the world. Have a good one, and thanks! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:08, 28 November 2023 (UTC)