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Did you know... [edit]

... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)

... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?

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Time travelers protest Trump's inauguration, reveal we're stuck in a time loop
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David Lynch dies, weird town to investigate (Pictured)
Los Angeles Rams rest starters in playoff game to disastrous results
Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes
Donald Trump uses his get out of jail free card
California's real estate market is on fire... literally.
- And in shambles.
- Steve Guttenberg comes to the rescue... without those goofy sound effects
South Korea's president arrested for "accidentally" declaring martial law while ordering pizza, sentenced to play in the Squid Game
Trudeau resigns after making a mess for a decade, Canucks rejoice
Alcohol gets the Surgeon General's Warning for cancer; sparking "Dry January" chaos
Jimmy Carter kicks bucket at the ripe old age of 100
Panama Canal faces ominous threats from both global warming and Donald Trump
Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
Luigi arraigned for gunning down health insurance CEO; pleads not guilty

Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel–Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • College football championship game • Another Josh Allen/Patrick Mahomes playoff game. Spoiler Alert: refs rig game for Chiefs again

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Upcoming deaths: The Kansas City ~~Chiefs~~ Refs season • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Jay‑Z's career and freedom • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Your New Year's resolutions • Los Angeles • Israel–Hamas conflict • Laura Palmer

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January 20: Act Like You Care About Politics Day

1265 - The first ever House of Parliament is convened, first item on agenda is, "Do the peasants have too much rights?"
1783 - Britain formally splits from the American Colonies after the Revolutionary War: Britain says, "you'll be back."
1789 - George Washington makes speech declaring himself eternal Godking of the 13 colonies, is brought back to his senses with a stiff drink and a good nap.
1953 - Senator Alfred "The Lorax" Ramsey introduces bill to Senate to save the endangered Truffula forest from the Onceler.
2017 - Donald Trump is inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, satire dies a slow and painful death.
2021 - Donald Trump is expelled as Joe Biden makes his return as the 46th President, promising to reinstate the legality of satire but subsequently failing.
2025 - Robot Hitler is inaugurated as the 47th President, liberals immediately call for a hundred stern op-eds.
2065 - Barron Trump's floating brain becomes President, Americans wish for the simpler days of Mecha Hitler.

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Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

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