Meta

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“Meta? I just meta!”

~ Oscar Wilde on meta
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Meta.
A map of the enormous simulated Wikiland capital Meta.

Meta is the simulated capital of Wikiland that was created to pacify the captured Uncyclopedians and world leaders.

Statistics[edit]

  • Human Population...4,589,789
  • Payphone Population...78,000
  • Expert Population...58
  • Dukes of Hazzard copies...4,589,789
  • Dog Population...4,589,789
  • Scientologist population...1
  • Money Earned Every Year...$4.00

History[edit]

Meta was created by Jimbo Wales and designed by Bubba the 9th as the main city of the Wikipedia simulation. Oscar Wilde is the only scientologist in Wikipedia. Meta was designed in the image of Tampon and the imagination of Bubba the 9th.

How to Enter Meta[edit]

There is a key is located by the Windows key on Peecee keyboards that can give you access to Meta and Wikipedia.

 

Letters of the Sun Alphabet:
Help |   | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | Print Screen | Scroll Lock | Paul | Mute | Volume Down | Volume Up | Power
Stop | Again | esc | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | \ | ~ | Insert | Home | Page Up | Num Lock | / | * | -
Props | Undo | tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | backspace | Del | End | Page Down | 7 | 8 | 9 | +
   Front | Copy | ctrl | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return |                                                   4 | 5 | 6
Open | Paste | shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift | up arrow |                                         1 | 2 | 3 | enter
Find | Cut | caps lock | alt | Meta | s p a c e b a r | Meta | Compose | Cast Spell | Alt Graph | left arrow | down arrow | right arrow | 0 | .

Meta Writing[edit]

Meta writing is the act of writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:


Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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