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  • ...that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (pictured)
  • ...that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
  • ...Ronald Reagan wasn't the Devil...just really drunk
  • ...that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
  • ...that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ...that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
  • ...that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?

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January 19: International Porn Day
Porn in braille.
  • 7,998,824 B.C.Monkeys evolve opposable thumbs.
  • 7,998,824 B.C. – Monkeys start to "spank the monkey."
  • 3000 B.C.Egyptians invent papyrus.
  • 2999 B.C. – First pornographic papyrus, featuring Nefertiti. Men say they "just read it for the hieroglyphs."
  • 1450 – Gutenberg invents printing press, prints Gutenberg Bible.
  • 1450 – Gutenberg invents a printing press capable of printing centerfolds.
  • 1850Man invents photography.
  • 1850 – First pornographic pictures.
  • 1953World suffers from a crippling shortage of hand lotion.
  • 1968Braille porn is introduced (pictured), requiring the blind to keep both hands busy.
  • 1970Presidential Commission on Obscenity and Pornography is convened to look into social effects of porn. After six straight weeks of reviewing pornographic materials, the members of the commission say they have come to no conclusions, and ask for six more months to study the issue.
  • 1971 – Man invents videos.
  • 1971 – Man invents porn videos. Video kills the porn magazine stars.
  • 1971 – First porn video director becomes millionaire.
  • 1982 – DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, begins research into a network that will allow porn to be transmitted even in the event of a nuclear attack. This network, ARPANET, is the precursor of the internet.
  • 1994 – First porn web site reaches 100 million hits. This is particularly impressive when you consider that only 5,000 people had web browsers at the time.

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