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November 22: Conspiracy Theory Appreciation Day (not celebrated for some reason)

  • 1812 - Puzzle potato officially refound. Citizens everywhere rejoice.
  • 1963 - Absolutely nothing happened. You hear me? Nothing. If you heard otherwise, it's a filthy Communist lie.
  • 1968 - Stanley Kubrick begins secret filming of the moon landing.
  • 1983 - Largest tinfoil hat maker in the US is shut down - just as as a record number of "communications satellites" are sent into orbit by NASA.
  • 1997 - INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence debuts his hit single "Noose Sensation".

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