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Hello World! Welcome to this exclusive overview of the musical genre punk rock, here on the wonderful website of Uncyclopedia!

Hi everybody! Welcome to this article about the band blink-182, here on the kickass site of Uncyclopedia!

In the forthcoming sections, we will introduce you to some of punk's important bands from all over the world, and Australia. We will also explore the punk subculture and the (many!) styles of punk.

In the rest of this article, we will tell you all about blink-182's upcoming shows all around the world, and Australia. We will also tell you about blink-182's (many!) albums and their funniest videos.

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On this day

Happiness is like a butterfly, you can't catch it so don't even bother trying.

March 18: World Happiness Day

  • 51,000 BC - World Happiness Day is declared with a series of rhythmic grunts when two homo erecti discover fire.
  • 1906 - Pope declares suicide a mortal sin, worse than butt sex, watching anime and murder.
  • 1953 - Senator Joseph McCarthy briefly bans Kitten Huffing, but later retracts said decree, claiming he "was high off [his] ass."
  • 1954 - Scientists fist discover the Moon, they later find out it wasn't really the Moon they discovered, but the Sun.
  • 1993 - The Sun tells scientists it and earth should "Just be friends," the sun promises to call every few weeks.
  • 2008 - After numerous requests by the American public, God finally damns It, It is never found.
  • 2016 - A rerun of the smash hit TV show Full House is shown around the world, millions kill themselves, unable to stand the torture.

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