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I use the word "quotation" for lack of a better description.

 Oscar Wilde

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Random Quote of the Millisecond
My name is Ken. It was chosen for me at random, but I'm not ashamed to admit that; my name has always been Ken,
and will always be Ken. Ken, Ken, Ken. And I'll bet right now you're thinking, God, I hate that name.
– Ken

Note: We are currently in the process of developing a new policy for selecting the "Random Quote of the Millisecond" using black magic. Since all randomly-selected quotes are instantaneously deleted by our patented Automatic Kwote-Killer Bot as soon as you read them, there is no archive. Be further confused