Unquotable:Quote Market
Forum:QuoteUnquote Quote Market: We need bad quotes there! Welcome to the Unquotable Quote Sale! We are selling junk quotes for low amounts of money! Add whatever bad quotes and other bad misquotations that you find here! We will sell them as quickly as we can!
From: Scooby Doo[edit | edit source]
“Doppleganger.”
– Gow on Scooby Doo
Price: An explanation of who Gow is
“In Soviet Russia, Scooby Doo YOU!!!”
– Soviet Russia on Scooby Doo
Price: A can of borscht
From: HowTo:Skip School[edit | edit source]
“Skip school, get right on living on the real world”
– Oscar Wilde on school as preparation for the real world
Price: Your dignity
“In Soviet Russia, school skips YOU!!”
– Yakov Smirnoff on Skipping School
Price: Your A+ in Algebra 1 and 21 kopeks
“I PITY THE FOOL! WHO DOESN'T SKIP SCHOOL!”
– Mr. T on being told that he can't rhyme
Price: $1.78
“Our asses taste better!”
– Assmonkey on Cafeteria Food
Price: You know what? We'll give you money for that one.
From: AOL[edit | edit source]
“I pity the foo who got mail!”
– Mr.T on AOL
Price: $52.72
From: Game Online[edit | edit source]
“Biscuits are so great, you won't even notice a grue eating you if you eat one!”
– Oscar Wilde on Biscuits
Price: $12.99
From: Cod[edit | edit source]
“Save SOY and Eat Vegans!!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Cod zizzlin' vegan bergers
Price: Soyberger made out of vegitarian
“Rainbow is promise of ....*swoon*..”
– Oscar Wilde on Cod
Price: Holy bi-ble or koran written by oscar wilderness-forgot to spell his name- uhh-
“In heaven, Christ Jesus You!!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Cod on rainbow
Price: Michael Jackson's 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'.
From: Russian Reversal[edit | edit source]
“In Soviet Russia, I’m going to fucking get buried by that guy. He has done it before in Soviet Russia, and he will do it again in Soviet Russia. The Russian Reversal is going to fucking kill ME!!”
Price: $8.95 SOLD!
“In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!!”
Price: $100.95
“In America, you Google Tiananmen Square; in Communist China,......!!”
– Russian Reversal on Communist China
Price: $1.00
From: Poop[edit | edit source]
“Hello, My , its so yummy. Poop tastes like freshly baked brownies. I love munchin' on a nice pile of turd. It's not often that you get to eat your own poop. Every morning, I take a shit in the toy lot, and fish my poop out of the bowl. Oh god, I miss eating poop.”
– nobody on Kittyslasher
Price: $1.45
From: Jack Bauer (all prices in real-time)[edit | edit source]
“What did you think of this article? You and I both know you are going to tell me.”
– Jack Bauer on breaking your fingers
Price: your finger
“If she sees your penis, I'm cutting it off.”
– Jack Bauer on dating his daughter
Price: $23.99 (or your penis)
“There is no time.”
– Jack Bauer on time
Price:$34.50
“Amateurs”
– Jack Bauer on Abu Ghraib
Price:A baseball cap
LIMITED TIME OFFER: !!Buy two Jack Bauer quotes at regular price, and receive one FREE!! Offer valid in the next 24 hours only. Restrictions apply. Void where prohibited, and prohibited where void.)
From Trogdor the Burninator[edit | edit source]
“Burninating all the peasants, Burninating, TROGDORRR”
– Chocozuma's Revenge on Trogdor
(to know the meaning see Bottom 10)
Price: A Vainty Counter
From Crayons[edit | edit source]
“I don't think I want to be Crayons' friend anymore.”
– Brian Ha on Brian Ha
“Man, I can't sharpen this crayon!”
– OJ Simpson on OJ Simpson
“Can I get another piece of paper?”
– Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise
“You know I saw a Crayon once, but then I saw a Gray Hound bus!”
– Oscar Wilde on Crayons
From Deadwood[edit | edit source]
“How much cock could a cocksucker suck if a cocksucker could suck cock.”
– Al Swearengen on Deadwood
Price: 1 & 1/2 pounds of gold dust
From Paris Hilton (Person)[edit | edit source]
“How slutty is Paris Hilton? Her vagina comes with a guest sign-in book.”
“How easy is Paris Hilton? She had a glory hole installed above her bed's headboard”
“Yeah I fucked her.”
From Utada Hikaru[edit | edit source]
“ Muhahaha!!! I stole your husband, and I'm just startin'! STEP YOU biatch. ”
– Ayumi Hamasaki on Utada Hikaru
Price: ¥50.00
From Meaning of life[edit | edit source]
“ME!!”
Price: $2.35
“I had absoulutly nothing to do with this, i will not be accused for this abomination!!”
Price: Your "prefered anomutiy" (presumbly, this involves the anus, and we'd rather not speculate about "preferement")
From Science Class[edit | edit source]
“I have eaten the experiment. We should out this in the error analysis!”
– Quote Market
$499.99 ($499 discount if you don't have a context or picture)
From Desert Eagle[edit | edit source]
“ In Soviet Russia, you blow head off desert eagle!”
– Russian Reversal on desert eagle
Price: A russian willing to blow off his head.
From Hulk Hogan[edit | edit source]
“She's my Sister, Brother!...”
– Hulk Hogan on His description of his female sibling to happens to be a nun by day, and a transvestite by night.
Price:Hogan's sister/brother
From Geek[edit | edit source]
“Jesus Christ, this must be what they make Hotdogs out of”
– Oscar Wilde on Geeks
Price: $1.50, coincidentally that of a hot dog
From Child molestation[edit | edit source]
“In my country it used to be legal for an 18yo to love a 14yo, but then Harper pwned the age of consent.”
– Some Canadian guy on Child Molestation
Price: 16yo (either ¥ or €)
From Black People[edit | edit source]
“Token, you're black. Of COURSE you have a bass guitar!”
– Eric Cartman on Black People
“My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.”
– Eric Cartman on Your Mom
“In Soviet Russia, blacks enslave you!!!”
– Russian Reversal on slavery
“I care about black people”
– Nobody on Black People
“Whitey done stole my money. How'm I supposed to get on da' bus?”
~ Flip Wilson on Public Transportation
Price: $3 for the lot
From Captain Ishmael[edit | edit source]
“I'd hit that.”
– Pamela Anderson on Captain Ishmael
“I'd hit that, too”
– Robin on Captain Ishmael
“Shut up and go back to the Love Dungeon”
– Batman on Robin
“One word: Buttsecks.”
– Captain Ishmael on how Lawyers are created.
“In Soviet Russia, Captain Ishmael's parents are avenged by YOU!!!”
– Russian Reversal on Captain Ishamel
Price: A message on [[Talk:Unquotable:Quote Market |this talkpage]] explaining what original construction could have lead to this convoluted expression.
“Johnny Woo gunna soo yoo!”
– Johnny Woo on The Clap
From Hockey[edit | edit source]
“War is like the ocean... Deep, blue, salty, and filled with fish”
– Oscar Wilde on Hockey
“In Soviet Russia, Hockey plays you.”
– Russian Reversal on Hockey
Price: $1.75 Canadian
From Richard Dawkins[edit | edit source]
“Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Allah hu akbar! Whatever!”
– Richard Dawkins on God
“Look, I can't be fucked with this anymore. They all exist, OK?”
“It is highly improbable that my God does not exist, therefore God exists!”
– Richard Dawkins on Existence of his God
Special! Buy all three, get a religious text of your choice, FREE!
From unoriginal joke[edit | edit source]
“In soviet Russia, Joke rips off you!!!”
– a totally original joke on not russian reversal
Price:one month in the gulag
From Rap name[edit | edit source]
“I pity the black fool who dont have no rapper name.”
– Mr. T on Rap names
Price:Your ears.
From Spider-Man[edit | edit source]
“Basiclly, he pwned my axxor.”
– Spidern00b on spiderman
Price:Pwnage.
