Sophia

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For those of you who
adore Wikipedia,
here is Sophia

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Sophia beauty
pout your lips and thrust your bust
wiggle that booty!

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Sophia is a
thirty-eight twenty-seven
thirty-six. 'Nuff said.
—Oscar Wilde on Sophia

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What is Sophia?
A person, or a concept?
Sophia is... HOT!!!

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Here's to Sophia

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Liquid eyes see through all, mind, heart, all body parts nice, mouth so warm and wet ~o~ Sophia, like a Bond Girl, though she wouldn't hang Out or chill with me ~o~ הו, סופיה עינייך כמעיינות! חבל רק, שאת בת 87. ~o~ You are my inspiration The power of dreams ~o~ I really need more sleep Sophia must wake me up Before she go go ~o~ Chinese Sophia I can not understand her She`s talking Chinese ~o~ It snows outside now Sophia makes a snowman Some guys destroy it ~o~ All hail cheese burgers Made by Sophia with cheese And with some Burghers ~o~ Sophia means what? Well, "sohpia" means knowledge In the Greek language. ~o~ Sophia yang agung Disangka mengandung Ternyata kembung. ~o~ Hot-damn what a babe I'd do her in a second Raw and uncensored ~o~ Like the Sun, she shines, Like the great blue sky, she glows, Like the sea, she's... wet. ~o~ I think: Sophia and Onomatopoeia. Now that's a big word. ~o~ Sophia runs far. Where are you going, beauty? Into the SMITEHOLES. ~o~ Sophia needs you In a whimper of lost sighs Never with a tear ~o~ Sophia, like joke You make me giggle so much But for other reason ~o~ Soapy Sophia Slides slowly into a bath The sound of water ~o~ 蘇菲蘇菲 今吾先親近之 期從者眾 ~o~ All I've ever known is Uncyclopedia. Bless us, Sophia. ~o~ Sophia desires Some quiet time by the fire With champagne and ice ~o~ Sophia enjoys Sitting in a small dank cave Wond'ring 'bout the world ~o~ Noble Sophia I'd like to purchase for you Many Klondike bars ~o~ Oh, geil, Sophia! Ich rich an deinem Fud-Furz Den ganzen Tag lang! ~o~ Aking Sophia, Trips ko bigyan kita ng sako ng bigas. ~o~ In the afternoon Making love to Sophia Up in my bedroom ~o~ Purt your breasts beauty Ye, For you are Sophia Sexy like a bear

Tämä on selvää: moni Sofia-luulee, vaan ei Sofia. ~o~ Gentle goddess of cherry blossoms and of wine: Sophia, I'm thine ~o~ Of Loren was born sexy Sophia, so fap Her crotch draws me in ~o~ ソフィアさん あなたは酷い でも凄い ~o~ Dreamy Sophia You are my inspiration The power of dreams. ~o~ Water wear stone away Will undying devotion melt Sophia's heart? ~o~ Люблю Софию! Глаза-прожектора её Я не забуду. ~o~ 月圓之夜 乃思家之時 蘇菲也同？ 九月十八 恰逢一花甲 誰人能忘？ ~o~ 내 님 소피아 쭉쭉빵빵 헤벌레 나는 기절 중 ~o~ Sophia, dearest, please put that dagger away. I'll be good. Honest. ~o~ סופיה, עינייך הן כמו השמש העולה הן יפות ועצובות ~o~ Ka Sophia es Muliero qua manjis Saporoz' Hilter? ~o~ סופיה שלי מה מלאו לחייך דם ושדייך חלב ~o~ Sophia, vous avez Mon coeur dans une petite boite Et sur l'Internet ~o~ Sophia is great Sophia is beautiful Goddess: Sophia ~o~ Sophiang ina! Reyna ng french fries at chips Chibugan tayo! ~o~ We hail Sophia! But in Soviet Russia, Sophia hails US! ~o~ Sophia, for real Smiling at me as we dine Spinach on her tooth ~o~ Sophia is cool, Sophia is fucking fine, Stop wasting her time. ~o~ Софіє! Вона Найімовірніше є Ліпша од цього. ~o~ Sophia's in bed. She snores like a lumberjack. Sleepless, I love her. ~o~ A pretty girl named María once said to me: Sofía is Truth; Sophia, goddess of the people like we, that live for little things; One beautiful day you will answer my prayers, and she will be mine. ~o~ Listen up Sophia I just wrote you a Haiku And you just heard it ~o~ Cara Sophia, Quando a olho penso, "Gandas mamas, hã?"

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Sophia's Mythology

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Everyone should know The Goddess and potato Are two different things. ~o~ An Asian Goddess but with an odd name surely not Shirley, you git. ~o~ Sophia commands A dark avatar on Earth... Sophia Loren! ~o~ Sophia is one With her mind, body and soul Oh, to be as free. ~o~ Pure as rain water Radiant like the night moon Warm as summer sun Bending as young tree Comforting as a spring breeze Such is Sophia ~o~ Such beauty, divine, Lips more luscious than fine wine, Redder than a rose. ~o~ With five and seven our Uncyclopedia enshrines Sophia ~o~ La saĝ' malsaĝa De la bela Sofio Sensencigas nin. ~o~ I lurve Sophia Sophia lurves, too, me Sophia's so hot! ~o~ Golden light surrounds Sophia's serenity Yeah, bring it on, bitch! ~o~ Me gustaria Hacer el sexo con la Sophia. Es bien ~o~ Sophia, Oscar Their union gave rise to Un- Cyclopedia

Burn to she perfumes! Drink to she, for I love she! Nuit! Sophia! ~o~ Not the same but well our lovely potato is too named Sophia ~o~ Carry on, tater You're Kansas' wayward son Your job: Never done ~o~ During her travels Sophia once met this man who asked this question: O queen of wisdom, Sophia, what the heck am I doing here? Sheesh. To which she replied: Asking me stupid questions Or so it would seem. Just kidding, good man. You are here to discover the answer you seek ~o~ 蘇菲蘇菲 生大荒山,無稽崖 空空妙妙 子虚烏有 曾隨長卿遊 回遊於此 ~o~ Monkey Monkey Ape Monkey Sophia Monkey Ape Love Sophia ~o~ சோஃபியா லாரன் நான் பின்னாலே வாரன் உன் முகத்தப் பாத்தாலே மனசுக்குள்ள ஆரன் ~o~ Sophia, real Smiling at me as we dine Spinach on her tooth ~o~ Sophia, goddess Of Uncyclopedia Gives me a hard-on

Blasphemous Haiku

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Sophia smells like Rancid suppositories In the winter rain ~o~ Sophia oh dear She ate bad jam and catfood She just chundered lots ~o~ Sophia Peeing Urine falls from the heavens I'm getting stinky ~o~ Sophia is mean, She has fucked Michael Jackson, But hasn't fucked me. ~o~ ソフィア姫 はめてちょうだい 中に来る ~o~ Sophia posed naked When she was seventy-one Wrinkled as scrotum ~o~ When the bough breaks, the Cradle will rock. And she will Give us all blow jobs. ~o~ Sumo Sophia Your thunder thighs crush the earth Kill Godzilla now ~o~ Sophia's a whore She takes it up the behind Ok, what the fuck

Here in my sandbox, I play with my Tonka truck. Sophia eats dirt. ~o~ Sophia, Sophie Sew fee, A sofa, so fuh- geddaboutit, man ~o~ What dream makes us slave For Uncyclopedia? Shagging Sophia ~o~ An old lore proclaims Sophia had a sex change He still has one ball ~o~ You have two cows, and cherry blossoms on the wind-- The sound of mooing ~o~ Sophia, my love, They say you give great head, but I'm disappointed ~o~ I yearn to put my cock into Sophia's cunt. Make her orgasm ~o~ Sliding slowly down The blood traces down my leg Drink it, Sophia ~o~

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Table of contents
ought to also be Haiku
Needed a break here

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The Meta Haiku

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To write a haiku: Syllables five seven five Each on their own line ~o~ With five, seven, five, We show Sophia a love One man holds for her ~o~ No one told me the right way to write a Haiku this last line has too many syllables ~o~ Sophia's first line And this is her second line And this her third line. ~o~ Five Seven and Five Sophia hates all retards Who can not count right -o- If you can not count put your haikus in section "Not Haiku, thank you" ~o~ Though a master shuns full linear narrative An antelope farts ~o~ Haiku: a verse form. Heptadekasyllabic, in three lines, like these. ~o~ Of course, none of these Are haikus, anyway; no Symbols of nature ~o~ (reply) that's ridiculous perhaps there are exceptions but all is nature. ~o~ Haiku now easy You only need skill to count And skill to bullshit ~o~ See, look at this here. I can write a good haiku. Can you write one too? ~o~ Any moron can write haiku; just stop at the seventeenth syllab– ~o~ The Haiku Meter: Five syllables, then seven, and five more finish. ~o~ Haiku are strange poems. They don't typically rhyme though one does, this time. ~o~ Damn Haiku Nazis Chime in with "FIVE SEVEN FIVE!!!" This is really just... A strict western in- terpretation of what should be sublime. Word. Yo.

The meta haiku Describes poems with rhythm But can they dance too? ~o~ Haiku addiction You cannot just stop at one You'll write too many ~o~ Haiku and humour What clever wit wrote this shit? I don't get the jokes ~o~ Lots of these haikus Are in different formats, like This list, right below: sometimes they have no caps or punctuation and lots of misspellings Maybe it'll have Caps and punctuation; their Authors read and write. Möglicherweise ist das haiku in eine andere Sprache. Make all poems same format, so if that happens delete these five poems. ~o~ Intervene, I do Sitting under falling leaves Haikus must have nature ~o~ The jay does not count Her Spring-time song at dawn: She only exhales ~o~ The Haiku infinite; every time you finish someone writes one more ~o~ Just for the record This is the last haiku of The meta Haiku ~o~ Last haiku no more This one replaces it now Let's all write poems ~o~ Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator ~o~ In Secondary School, I learnt the boring flat rules, Of Japanese Haiku. ~o~ A Meta Haiku Is a frightful thought for us too, Please think it through! ~o~ Peršyj ŕadok ce A ce je, pevno, druhyj Tož maješ xajku.

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Miscellaneous Haiku

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A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A! ~o~ Some add their haiku to the start; some to the end. I guess I'll do both. ~o~ My thumb extended It is for her I compose this, my Hitch Haiku ~o~ Sophia is hot In much the way the sun is Twelve million degrees ~o~ I'm sure Sophia Is the capital city Of Bulgaria ~o~ Sophia was right This site is offline at night Need twelve sided dice ~o~ ソフィアさん 本買う道で 拾う猫 ~o~ this is pathetic these angry lines of winter begging for your crotch ~o~ Vão tomar no cu Vão se foder Americanos são todos viados ~o~ Sandwiches are great Peanut Butter and Jelly Beats out deli meat ~o~ Almighty goddess Please save me from school's boredom Save me, Sophia ~o~ Semitemos sdrawkcab sdrow Era gniyonna fi uoy Era gninrael ot dear ~o~ This section thinks it's Better than the others for Having three columns

Regards Sophia my old internet browser cuts and pastes bold o's ~o~ I'm eager to know if there are any words that can't be used here but the problem with this is of course that you couldn't tell them to me here ~o~ Sophia Sophi a Sophia Sophia Sophia Sophi ~o~ Lame running gag from Luxembourg makes Sophia shed a bitter tear ~o~ Parsley and Garlic Sophia uses them well for Spaghetti Sauce ~o~ Oh please Sophia Take it off for us to see Would you look like this? ~o~ (reply) No, she wouldn't, 'cause The potato is only Named after Sophie. ~o~ There are 10 kinds of people: those who know bina- ry and those who don't ~o~ Crying cockles and Mussels, alive, alive oh. And, erm, Sophia ~o~ Online pharmacy Have longer and better sex More info? Click Here ~o~ here is my pet rock it died a few days ago THE NATION WILL WEEP ~o~ I love you bacon You have no haiku I found So I wrote you one ~o~ I believe that So- phia is okay although Athena's better

Newest haikus are not seen much down here, but it's chronological. ~o~ Japanese poems are so darn short that they can barely say any- ~o~ No, I disagree. Antidisestablishment- arianism. ~o~ I once saw a cow It was a very big cow It mooed quite loudly. ~o~ And now for something Completely different, lo! Spam, spam, spam, spam, SPAM! ~o~ Procrastination My one destination when Sophia has gone ~o~ Damnit if only Sophia would impeach that Friggin' POTUS dude. ~o~ Snowman in a field listening to the raindrops wishing him fairwell ~o~ Sofjo stolico Bułgarii - grząską myślą zażółć gęślą jaźń ~o~ My name's Sophia. No, really, I'm serious. Worship me, you fools. ~o~ I called to the wind, Who's there? Sophia it was Still knocks at my gate. ~o~ penis penis penis penis penis penis penis Sophia. ~o~ Masturbation the only explanation for Sophia on-screen.

Not Haiku, thank you

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Sophia, goddess
of haiku, smites the wicked
with a big red stamp

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Use the tag line for
Indicating non-haikus
Bless'd by Sophia

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NOT HAIKU There once was a girl called Sophia Who refused to show us her rear So with much kitten huffing And Oscar Wilde guffing We set up a site click right here: Naked Sophia ~o~ NOT HAIKU Ow Sophia. How can I? Sophia... Wow. How should I? Hohoho Sophia. ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia oh Sophia oh Sophia... ...Screw it. ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia just wished For some fine dishes of lobster knishes ~o~ NOT HAIKU lobster knishes do not exist; if they did it would violate kashruth ~o~ NOT HAIKU Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia is I think A god of some thinkadink And worship we must ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia is against The pretty Polis But you need to be French ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia so sexy! Sophia so fine! I want to fuck her in the behind ~o~ NOT HAIKU S is for Sophia O is for Oh! Phia is what's left

NOT HAIKU Sophia loves Counting syllables In poetry ~o~ NOT HAIKU 不懂…… ~o~ NOT HAIKU Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you Oh dear Sophie, fruit of my loins Makes stiff many little boy's groins Wearing shirts tighter than sixty virgins Makes old men jump out of their skins ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia labia Massage them gently She has two cows ~o~ NOT HAIKU Now here's a word that won't fit into a haiku: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ~o~ Who is Sophia? What is she? That all our swains commend her? Holy, fair, And wise is she The Heav'ns such grace did lend her |: - That adored she might be. :| Is she kind as She is fair? For beauty lives with kindness; To her eyes Love doth repair To help him of his blindness; |: And being help'd in habits there. :| Then to Sophia Let us sing, That Sophia is excelling; She excels Each mortal thing Upon the dull Earth dwelling; |: - To her garlands let us bring. :|

NOT HAIKU How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. ~o~ ZLATIBORIAN NON-HAIKU Я сам дивно женско име, аiде, ђаче, погоди ме! Податке ти даѥм ове: у сущедноi ѥдноi земљи главни град се тако зове ко што се зовем и я. Знаш да ѥ то София! ~o~ NOT HAIKU Hope she likes Tanka I'm not in a haiku mood Tired and drunk, too. Yet the thought of Sophia Compels me to write for her. ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia, could you pick up some milk on your way home? ~o~ NOT HAIKU, BUT COMPELLING NONETHELESS My large dog has a thing for all things chocolate and Sophia. ~o~ NOT HAIKU System.out.println("Sophia.equals(hot)"): System.out.println("I'd do her".RightHereOnTheBathroomFloor): System.out.println("Please come to my house and hang out with me, Sophia"): System.out.println("I want to play Mario with you"): System.out.println("Naked"): ~o~ ไม่เป็นไฮกุ (NOT HAIKU) อันไซโคลพีเดียของโซเฟีย โซเฟียครองโลก โซเฟียครองพิภพ ~o~ NOT HAIKU Sophia, who did know That, behind the farm house you did one day show me What I so wanted to see, to touch, to feel your very own sex (appeal)

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Those last entries were
definitely not haiku
Sophia feels shame

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How can none of these
people in the last section
even COUNT at all?

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For other pages
see disambiguation
about Sophia

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Additional
disambiguation our
Sophia has here

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There is something else
similar to a haiku
it's called a Tanka

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Notes for Sophia

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Thank you Sophia For all of the laughs you gave To us common fools ~o~ Sophia, Sophia, I wonder. Every second, I wonder. Can you hand me the beer?

Sophia, could you, Also pick up some more beer? I am seeing things. ~o~ Do me a favor, Keep this just between us two, my wife gets jealous.

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And this middle haiku line

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Haiku shall this be
For to honor Sophia
Says master Yoda

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Here you are alone
But in Soviet Russia
Sophia fuck YOU!!

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I've tried to write a
Haiku, but I wound up one
Syllable short.

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To finish the page

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And so we shall leave
This page in the wake of them
The haiku are gone

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