Fuck

“Fucking fuck... fucked fuck fuck fucker fucking fuck.”

~ Neil deGrasse Tyson on Fuck

Fuck.

Fuck is a verb, a noun, and one of those fucking sentence enhancers. The history of the word "fuck" dates back to fuck-knows-when. Who the fuck cares, anyway? "Fuck" is one of the most commonly-used words, behind "bugger" and "blimey".

History

The reason the word "fuck" is being used today in the modern fucking world has to do with the historic fuckers' usage of the word. Back when the ancient Egyptians fucked around the entire fucking Sahara Desert, words such as "fuck" and "shit" started emerging from the sand as words to express anger against the fucking Dutch colonizers for wanking at the top of their fucking pyramids. Phrases such as "yo, fuck you bitch, get da fuck outta ma tomb" and "aw shit fam, betta get da FUCK outta here or I'ma drown yo ass in the Nile River" were said by the Egyptians to confuse the Dutch and kick them the fuck out of Egypt.

Usage

The word "fuck", being a verb, noun, and exclamation, can be use in these fucking ways:

verb

1. to have sex with, ex: "I fucked your mom last night"

2. to ruin or damage, ex: "when Dave saw the 2020 presidential debate, he fucked his TV up"

noun

1. a care or concern about something, ex: "like any sane person, I don't give a fuck about Ohio"

exclamation

1. when you just gotta curse, ex: "get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft"

in rebuttal

1. I counterfuck you with proof you had been having sex with the local swan in the public park during daylight i filmed you dicking feathers and rubbing beaks.

See also

• Fuck Uncyclopedia
• Fuck All
• Fucked
• HowTo:Fuck

Four-Letter Words

• The A Word
• The AH Word
• The B Word
• The BS Word
• The Other BS Word
• The C Word
• The D Word
• The Other D Word
• The E Word
• The F Word
• The Other F word
• The G Word
• The H Word
• The I Word
• The J Word
• The K Word
• The L Word
• The M Word
• The MF Word
• The N Word
• The Other N Word
• The Other Other N Word
• The Ñ Word
• The O Word
• The P Word
• The Q Word
• The R Word
• The Other R Word
• The S Word
• The T Word
• The U Word
• The V Word
• The W Word
• The X Word
• The Y Word
• The Z Word