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# Article Score Nominator Nom age
1. Potatoism (nomination) (vote) Mark as voted onVoted ✔ 1 ( 1 / 0 )sm=n Rickle Pick 4 dayssm=n
2. UPN (nomination) (vote) Mark as voted onVoted ✔ 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n RealLifeCartman 9 dayssm=n
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