UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan

𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕂𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕟
𝔸 𝕎𝕖𝕤𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖

Welcome to 𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕂𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕟.
The object of this game is simple: to make it to Ketchikan. But there is so much working against you. This game is a sequel/spin-off to Escape from Ojai, and thus is loosely tied to the combined canon of a category built one article at a time. Thus, 𝕞𝕠𝕔𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕤 will play a role, and you might have to make it through Moccasinia. You start in Ventura County, California. Anyone can edit, but please, don't ruin the game.

You may:

• Start the game from scratch
• Enter a save code to continue from a checkpoint
• Try our nonexistent 2-player versus mode!

Why am I going to Ketchikan?

See here.

How to play

You respawn at checkpoints unless you do something so horrifyingly stupid that the game sends you back to this screen.

Click the links. We are trusting you not to cheat, by methods such clicking the "undo" button in your browser. If you did cheat using such methods:

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve.

You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.

Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It’s sad that you don’t know the difference of what true gamers are.

So for motherfuck's sake, stay the goddamn fuck away from that fucking back button!

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Developed by UNFOCOM (We don't get enough credit. Fuck you, BFI.)

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Make it to Ketchikan is part of a selection of games hosted on Uncyclopedia.