A story voted one part at a time

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“This is getting out of hand...”

~ No, Fenris. It got out of hand months ago.

The story (without the polls) can be found here. Be sure to update it with the results of each poll.

Rules[edit | edit source]

  1. The way this story is made is through polls. Anybody can vote on those polls to influence the course of the story. Votes end after the day ends in UTC. It is currently 23:54, Sunday, November 17, 2024 (UTC) in UTC time.
  2. If you vote on an already finished poll, your vote will not count.
  3. You cannot create a poll while another poll is still in session.
  4. You cannot create two or more polls in a row.
  5. You can create a poll when the previous poll is done.
  6. If there's a tie, all of the tied results happen.
  7. Have fun!

Story[edit | edit source]

There was once...
You voted for "an OPOSSUM." on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 16 votes since the poll was created on 23:53, 13 September 2024.
poll-id 1A2A27E528958E00AE0F8AAE5B0BD603

The OPOSSUM planned to...
You voted for "become AN HERO /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿(╥﹏╥)" on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 24 votes since the poll was created on 00:16, 14 September 2024.
poll-id 7C58341E759A6B6C8B7E3F63A818809F

But... ...didn't want this, so they decided to stop the OPOSSUM in his tracks.
You voted for "OPOSSUM" on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 33 votes since the poll was created on 18:46, 15 September 2024.
poll-id 9962DC1F115058F0B4508F987575D440

Opossum didn’t want himself to butt fuck Luna because:
You voted for "he was now an Olula." on 2 November 2024 at 13:14. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 40 votes since the poll was created on 02:08, 16 September 2024.
poll-id 7A21FC8C006277B7A2FE10D0548ADD68

This upset Selaw Obmij greatly, because he was planning on illegally filming this buttfucking and upload it to porn sites for money. So, to get revenge, he decided to...
You voted for "start contributing to the cool new project called A story built one word at a time" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 27 votes since the poll was created on 23:21, 16 September 2024.
poll-id 41AFDBD5FDB085B3E5EB1AB4401CCADF

He couldn't start posting wildly misogynist content to incel communities however, because...
You voted for "(CONTENT REDACTED)" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 29 votes since the poll was created on 00:31, 18 September 2024.
poll-id AE979BA3544020085A92329017DC01F1

But OPOSSUM saw the grue eating Obmij, and felt like he needed to save him. So, to save Selaw Obmij from the inside of the grue, OPOSSUM decided to...
You voted for "ask r/gruefighters for advice" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 35 votes since the poll was created on 17:40, 19 September 2024.
poll-id 61A3F7CFCC36D268AD84ABBEA6A9D766

And so, OPOSSUM traveled to Fairbanks, only to be knocked unconscious by a shadowy figure. When he opened his eyes, he was tied in a chair, and in front of him was...
You voted for "The penguins that were committing crime wars in your basement" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 38 votes since the poll was created on 22:49, 20 September 2024.
poll-id E35BF992D338A4397A7DD9B1BFF8A4E8

The reason the penguins were committing crime wars in your basement was because...
You voted for "what else is there to do in Fairbanks?" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 46 votes since the poll was created on 17:56, 23 September 2024.
poll-id E42B002A610541C4DBB8AD79D47AC263

Well, in Fairbanks you can
You voted for "commit suicide... with Savings!" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 30 votes since the poll was created on 17:13, 24 September 2024.
poll-id B1DC1EA15C5B29108D381EA3E20D7F09

So that's what the penguins did, but when they got to Ketchikan they saw...
You voted for "a bunch of polar bears doing war crimes in your attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 45 votes since the poll was created on 19:33, 25 September 2024.
poll-id 4D8EF89C9F89BA1EEFA67558A3D71BE1

When they saw the polar bears, the penguins decided to
You voted for "reenact 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 18 votes since the poll was created on 15:24, 27 September 2024.
poll-id 68F8DCDB5730001CCE103A8623D562A1

H, of course, meaning...
You voted for "Homer Simpson" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 32 votes since the poll was created on 15:37, 28 September 2024.
poll-id 5BCBE8FD12A569BC1CC3230F1B5134CC

But since there was no Homer Simpson to be found, the penguins instead ended up...
You voted for "Reenacting 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 17 votes since the poll was created on 16:27, 4 October 2024.
poll-id A9CD6AD8091322F8D5EB73F654584B14

But after doing that, they realized they had accidentally...
You voted for "gotten the date wrong and instead enacting 11/9" on 29 October 2024 at 17:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 36 votes since the poll was created on 20:03, 7 October 2024.
poll-id 8D7F81D58813C6586459D89919C46390

Interestingly, the place where they reenacted 9/11 on was...
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There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 01:24, 9 October 2024.
poll-id 0CBA04D8516689C21E18348115E03E7D

Coincidentally, OPOSSUM was near the Encyclopædia Fenris when its 9/11 happened, and after he had seen what happened, he decided to...
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There were 19 votes since the poll was created on 15:07, 11 October 2024.
poll-id C13BDF0C91BBC0701F33FE5574EBCD83

The OPOSSUMopedia entry had the unfortunate result of
You voted for "Lawsuit... With SAVINGS! Call (CENSORED) solicitor today!" on 29 October 2024 at 17:55. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 17 votes since the poll was created on 19:27, 17 October 2024.
poll-id 1ED433F78B132D08362BA9F1810A8DE6

This had the unfortunate result of...
You voted for "making OPOSSUM Alaskan" on 29 October 2024 at 17:56. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 27 votes since the poll was created on 23:25, 18 October 2024.
poll-id 745953365A971A14E9925BFD5538ECE9

Like any other ordinary Alaskan, OPOSSUM's Smash Bros. main was now...
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There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 14:53, 22 October 2024.
poll-id 54446F16871A1438AD242B2E889C6FD9

But one day, to OPOSSUM's surprise, the Pichu jumped out of his Nintendo Switch and...
You voted for "caused yet another 9/11" on 2 November 2024 at 09:15. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 13 votes since the poll was created on 19:57, 23 October 2024.
poll-id 5D76BC414E6BA7526B778B0D71D3B154

OPOSSUM didn't like that the Pichu electrocuted his dog so he tried to put the Pichu back in the Nintendo Switch only to find out that...
You voted for "a wizard did it" on 2 November 2024 at 09:15. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:05, 25 October 2024.
poll-id 9A1E1747BBA9ECA4741A1430A6141683

When he found out that a wizard did it and H, he...
You voted for "got eaten by a Grue" on 2 November 2024 at 09:16. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 14 votes since the poll was created on 17:07, 27 October 2024.
poll-id 9D0F67A2D3247E02CFC50C0CEBB57CC2

Wearing these moccasins made OPOSSUM feel great, so he then decided to...
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:35, 2 November 2024.
poll-id 56485CC675A3C3B404A439D66489A735

Realizing his feet no longer felt like they'd get frostbite from the Alaskan winter due to the double-pair of moccasins, OPOSSUM...
You voted for "set out to buy a cool sweater from the gift shop." on 11 November 2024 at 19:56. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 16:10, 5 November 2024.
poll-id 6FECE8F532F37CE773D531DFE16D18F3

OPOSSUM now had enough warmth to survive one hour in the Alaskan winter. But he needed something else to keep him alive for longer, too. Luckily he found some fuel by the road, in the form of...
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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:53, 11 November 2024.
poll-id 60AEED111CF9626571F89FCE0ABA7E3C

After converting the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan into fuel, OPOSSUM celebrated the end of the Ketchimormons by:
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There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 19:20, 15 November 2024.
poll-id 5F71823FC573ECCA8EE7C7912D601561

The demon he contacted was none other than...
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There were 4 votes since the poll was created on 23:08, 16 November 2024.
poll-id BB6028D5C13B570FBA0B2CC31434E56A