A story voted one part at a time

“This is getting out of hand...”

~ No, Fenris. It got out of hand months ago.

The story (without the polls) can be found here. Be sure to update it with the results of each poll.

Rules

1. The way this story is made is through polls. Anybody can vote on those polls to influence the course of the story. Votes end after the day ends in UTC. It is currently 23:54, Sunday, November 17, 2024 (UTC) in UTC time.
2. If you vote on an already finished poll, your vote will not count.
3. You cannot create a poll while another poll is still in session.
4. You cannot create two or more polls in a row.
5. You can create a poll when the previous poll is done.
6. If there's a tie, all of the tied results happen.
7. Have fun!

Story

There was once...

You voted for "an OPOSSUM." on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

a bird-person named Alula.

1

an OPOSSUM.

11

a Grue.

0

Luna.

0

a hero named John.

1

Lord Móckasiin.

2

Knife Guy.

1

I want to revoke my vote

There were 16 votes since the poll was created on 23:53, 13 September 2024.

poll-id 1A2A27E528958E00AE0F8AAE5B0BD603

The OPOSSUM planned to...

You voted for "become AN HERO /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿(╥﹏╥)" on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

destroy Uncyclopedia.

8

buttfuck Luna.

4

become AN HERO /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿(╥﹏╥)

5

move to Whittier, Alaska.

0

burn down Ojai.

3

meet John to have an honorable fight.

0

obtain the world’s largest moccasin collection.

4

I want to revoke my vote

There were 24 votes since the poll was created on 00:16, 14 September 2024.

poll-id 7C58341E759A6B6C8B7E3F63A818809F

But... ...didn't want this, so they decided to stop the OPOSSUM in his tracks.

You voted for "OPOSSUM" on 2 November 2024 at 13:13. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

a bird-person named Alula

1

OPOSSUM

17

the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia

9

John

0

the Aracuan

1

Møqasÿn Rein

0

the entire population of Ojai

5

I want to revoke my vote

There were 33 votes since the poll was created on 18:46, 15 September 2024.

poll-id 9962DC1F115058F0B4508F987575D440

Opossum didn’t want himself to butt fuck Luna because:

You voted for "he was now an Olula." on 2 November 2024 at 13:14. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

he was now an Olula.

9

he was brainwashed by Luna.

14

he merely changed his mind.

1

H

10

moccasins aren’t actually real.

5

OPOSSUM was now dead.

1

the writers are lying to you.

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 40 votes since the poll was created on 02:08, 16 September 2024.

poll-id 7A21FC8C006277B7A2FE10D0548ADD68

This upset Selaw Obmij greatly, because he was planning on illegally filming this buttfucking and upload it to porn sites for money. So, to get revenge, he decided to...

You voted for "start contributing to the cool new project called A story built one word at a time" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

set a glue trap for OPOSSUM

0

burn Luna at the stake

2

start contributing to the cool new project called A story built one word at a time

16

call on his good buddy Móckasiin for help

0

eat his own moccasins

6

start posting wildly misogynist content to incel communities

3

I want to revoke my vote

There were 27 votes since the poll was created on 23:21, 16 September 2024.

poll-id 41AFDBD5FDB085B3E5EB1AB4401CCADF

He couldn't start posting wildly misogynist content to incel communities however, because...

You voted for "(CONTENT REDACTED)" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

he turned into an Olula.

0

he was eaten by a Grue.

3

his computer didn't work.

0

Evil Reboz from ASBTWAAT turned him into a pair of moccasins.

5

(CONTENT REDACTED)

12

Luna killed him.

0

Ojai nuked him.

2

Oscar Wilde stopped him.

7

I want to revoke my vote

There were 29 votes since the poll was created on 00:31, 18 September 2024.

poll-id AE979BA3544020085A92329017DC01F1

But OPOSSUM saw the grue eating Obmij, and felt like he needed to save him. So, to save Selaw Obmij from the inside of the grue, OPOSSUM decided to...

You voted for "ask r/gruefighters for advice" on 29 October 2024 at 17:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

attack the grue with all his might (and moccasins)

0

travel to Fairbanks, Alaska to torture himself into getting stronger

27

ask r/gruefighters for advice

6

stand still right in front of the Grue

0

establish a communist dictatorship centered around the city of Ojai

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 35 votes since the poll was created on 17:40, 19 September 2024.

poll-id 61A3F7CFCC36D268AD84ABBEA6A9D766

And so, OPOSSUM traveled to Fairbanks, only to be knocked unconscious by a shadowy figure. When he opened his eyes, he was tied in a chair, and in front of him was...

You voted for "The penguins that were committing crime wars in your basement" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

The Aracuan, OPOSSUM's long-life rival

26

Evil Luna and her evil clones

1

Jaques Noir in a cyborg suit

0

Uncyclopedia admin Alula

0

The penguins that were committing crime wars in your basement

11

Selaw Obmij, who had been fooling the OPOSSUM all this time

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 38 votes since the poll was created on 22:49, 20 September 2024.

poll-id E35BF992D338A4397A7DD9B1BFF8A4E8

The reason the penguins were committing crime wars in your basement was because...

You voted for "what else is there to do in Fairbanks?" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

they didn't want to be shipped off to Madagascar

10

Selaw Obmij murdered all of their families

0

what else is there to do in Fairbanks?

35

The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit regularly pays them to do this

1

I want to revoke my vote

There were 46 votes since the poll was created on 17:56, 23 September 2024.

poll-id E42B002A610541C4DBB8AD79D47AC263

Well, in Fairbanks you can

You voted for "commit suicide... with Savings!" on 29 October 2024 at 17:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

fly to Ojai

2

commit suicide

1

commit suicide... with Savings!

24

take a seaplane to Ketchikan to meet Luna

3

I want to revoke my vote

There were 30 votes since the poll was created on 17:13, 24 September 2024.

poll-id B1DC1EA15C5B29108D381EA3E20D7F09

So that's what the penguins did, but when they got to Ketchikan they saw...

You voted for "a bunch of polar bears doing war crimes in your attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

that the entire place had been destroyed by Ojaiian nationalists

4

a bunch of women making out with each other on the street (one of them might be Luna)

18

the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia invading

0

John

3

a bunch of polar bears doing war crimes in your attic

20

I want to revoke my vote

There were 45 votes since the poll was created on 19:33, 25 September 2024.

poll-id 4D8EF89C9F89BA1EEFA67558A3D71BE1

When they saw the polar bears, the penguins decided to

You voted for "reenact 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Scream

0

Run away

0

Scream and run away

0

Join the pollar bears

0

H

10

reenact 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic

8

I want to revoke my vote

There were 18 votes since the poll was created on 15:24, 27 September 2024.

poll-id 68F8DCDB5730001CCE103A8623D562A1

H, of course, meaning...

You voted for "Homer Simpson" on 29 October 2024 at 17:53. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

H-Bomb

1

Hentai

1

Hell

0

Hooker

0

Honolulu

0

Hollywood

0

Homer Simpson

30

Honk like a goose

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 32 votes since the poll was created on 15:37, 28 September 2024.

poll-id 5BCBE8FD12A569BC1CC3230F1B5134CC

But since there was no Homer Simpson to be found, the penguins instead ended up...

You voted for "Reenacting 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic" on 29 October 2024 at 17:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Editing A story built one "a story at a time" at a time

1

Vandalizing Wikipedia

5

Running for their lives from the polar bears in your attic

0

Giving the polar bears surprise sex

3

Option 5

1

Reenacting 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic

7

I want to revoke my vote

There were 17 votes since the poll was created on 16:27, 4 October 2024.

poll-id A9CD6AD8091322F8D5EB73F654584B14

But after doing that, they realized they had accidentally...

You voted for "gotten the date wrong and instead enacting 11/9" on 29 October 2024 at 17:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

destroyed one of OPOSSUM's holiday apartments

0

reenacted 9/11

4

reenacted the Chilean 9/11

0

gotten the date wrong and instead enacting 11/9

32

committed war crimes in New York's basement

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 36 votes since the poll was created on 20:03, 7 October 2024.

poll-id 8D7F81D58813C6586459D89919C46390

Interestingly, the place where they reenacted 9/11 on was...

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Ojai

Moccasinia

the exact same place 9/11 happened, which was the Twin Towers

Uncyclopedia

Wikipedia

Illogicopedia

Opposumopedia

Encyclopædia Fenris

Mars

Antarctica

Soviet Russia

Grue HQ (I'm going to make a page about that...)

the home of Oscar Wilde

There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 01:24, 9 October 2024.

poll-id 0CBA04D8516689C21E18348115E03E7D

Coincidentally, OPOSSUM was near the Encyclopædia Fenris when its 9/11 happened, and after he had seen what happened, he decided to...

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write a COMPLETELY UNBIASED entry in the Opossumopedia about the incident

summon a bunch of Olulas in order to locate any penguin survivors and beat them to death

get stuck in Selaw Obmij's glue trap and die of starvation

H

one-up the penguins and re-enact 9/11 himself

There were 19 votes since the poll was created on 15:07, 11 October 2024.

poll-id C13BDF0C91BBC0701F33FE5574EBCD83

The OPOSSUMopedia entry had the unfortunate result of

You voted for "Lawsuit... With SAVINGS! Call (CENSORED) solicitor today!" on 29 October 2024 at 17:55. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Summoning the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan (2900 5th avenue) to fall on OPOSSUM

6

Getting the penguins arrested

0

Lawsuit

0

Lawsuit... With SAVINGS! Call (CENSORED) solicitor today!

9

H

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 17 votes since the poll was created on 19:27, 17 October 2024.

poll-id 1ED433F78B132D08362BA9F1810A8DE6

This had the unfortunate result of...

You voted for "making OPOSSUM Alaskan" on 29 October 2024 at 17:56. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

crushing OPOSSUM's homework, causing him to get bad grades

0

evangelizing OPOSSUM into the Mormon Church

3

making OPOSSUM Alaskan

20

death (won't say who died though)

4

I want to revoke my vote

There were 27 votes since the poll was created on 23:25, 18 October 2024.

poll-id 745953365A971A14E9925BFD5538ECE9

Like any other ordinary Alaskan, OPOSSUM's Smash Bros. main was now...

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Luigi

Fox

Bayonetta

Pichu

Meta Knight

There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 14:53, 22 October 2024.

poll-id 54446F16871A1438AD242B2E889C6FD9

But one day, to OPOSSUM's surprise, the Pichu jumped out of his Nintendo Switch and...

You voted for "caused yet another 9/11" on 2 November 2024 at 09:15. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

electrocuted his dog

8

ran out of his house, straight into the mouth of the evil lawnmower

0

started talking in perfectly understandable English to him

3

caused yet another 9/11

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 13 votes since the poll was created on 19:57, 23 October 2024.

poll-id 5D76BC414E6BA7526B778B0D71D3B154

OPOSSUM didn't like that the Pichu electrocuted his dog so he tried to put the Pichu back in the Nintendo Switch only to find out that...

You voted for "a wizard did it" on 2 November 2024 at 09:15. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

a wizard did it

4

moccasins

0

H

2

he couldn't because he had actually been dead for several years and had forgotten it

0

Luna had masterminded the entire thing

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:05, 25 October 2024.

poll-id 9A1E1747BBA9ECA4741A1430A6141683

When he found out that a wizard did it and H, he...

You voted for "got eaten by a Grue" on 2 November 2024 at 09:16. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

put on some moccasins

5

decided to track down the wizard to thank him for already putting the Pichu in the Nintendo Switch

0

vandalized Wikipedia

0

killed Jimbo Wales

0

time-traveled to the beginning of Uncyclopedia to make Uncyclopedia in his image

0

joined a cult

0

decided to become the wizard's apprentice

0

got eaten by a Grue

4

hugged a DaniPine tree

2

became friends with Fenris2010

0

became a Chicken4War

1

called Squaw Dee Squaw Deer

1

became a Squaw Deer

1

started hunting L10NM4ST3R

0

I want to revoke my vote

There were 14 votes since the poll was created on 17:07, 27 October 2024.

poll-id 9D0F67A2D3247E02CFC50C0CEBB57CC2

Wearing these moccasins made OPOSSUM feel great, so he then decided to...

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put on another pair of moccasins

murder the 48th president of the United States

jump straight into the "turn people into William Jennings Bryan" machine without a second thought

eat the entire story

remove the letter "H" from his keyboard

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:35, 2 November 2024.

poll-id 56485CC675A3C3B404A439D66489A735

Realizing his feet no longer felt like they'd get frostbite from the Alaskan winter due to the double-pair of moccasins, OPOSSUM...

You voted for "set out to buy a cool sweater from the gift shop." on 11 November 2024 at 19:56. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

sewed some more moccasins into a sweater.

3

craved for blood to have a nice, warm bath.

1

murdered the Pichu from earlier to use as a sweater.

0

set out to buy a cool sweater from the gift shop.

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 16:10, 5 November 2024.

poll-id 6FECE8F532F37CE773D531DFE16D18F3

OPOSSUM now had enough warmth to survive one hour in the Alaskan winter. But he needed something else to keep him alive for longer, too. Luckily he found some fuel by the road, in the form of...

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homeless people

even more moccasins

Ron DeSantis

a full-blown forest fire

the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan (no longer at 2900 5th avenue)

his electroduted dog

nothing

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:53, 11 November 2024.

poll-id 60AEED111CF9626571F89FCE0ABA7E3C

After converting the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan into fuel, OPOSSUM celebrated the end of the Ketchimormons by:

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Suicide

Turning himself into a moccasin with the Moccawand

Burning Ketchikan to the ground

Summoning Walbro and the Aracuans to party

Contacting an eldritch demon

H

Yelling "It's Mormon time" and morming all over those guys

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 19:20, 15 November 2024.

poll-id 5F71823FC573ECCA8EE7C7912D601561

The demon he contacted was none other than...

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the personification of moccasinphobia (fear of moccasins)

Satan himself

Jimbo Wales (Yes, Jimbo's secretly a demon. I'm surprised you didn't know that.)

the demon that's in the Uncyclopedia article about the Fourth Wall

the personification of Wikipedia

There were 4 votes since the poll was created on 23:08, 16 November 2024.

poll-id BB6028D5C13B570FBA0B2CC31434E56A

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Women kissing • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • The one you will never live to see. • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • Escape from Ojai: The Game