UnGames:Escape from Ojai

𝕰𝕾𝕮𝕬𝕻𝕰 𝕱𝕽𝕺𝕸 𝕺𝕵𝕬𝕴

The shack.

Since you were a child, you had always heard of this place. Somewhere northwest of the cinematic place of Los Angeles, in the hellish realm known as California; somewhere in a never-heard-of place known as Ventura County; there laid a legendary town that only the bravest ones could dare to visit: Ojai. As much as you had heard of this place, you had never the chance to visit it and see for yourself how true those legends were. However, for better of for worse, that has changed now.

You’ve woken up in a dark shack at night. You don't remember how you got here. The whirrs and buzzes of Mechasin echo in the dark. You thankfully didn't have any kind of memory loss, as you clearly remember that your name is John; but you do have a black spot in your memory where the last hours of your life should have been stored. You don't know either where this shack can be -or, at least, you didn't until you saw a big sign barely illuminated that said, Welcome to Ojai.

You only have one thing sure: You must Escape from Ojai.

You may:

• Exit the shack
• Wait until day comes
• Scavenge the shack for supplies.
• Die

Fellow lunatics, contribute as you wish to my new project!

This game features:

• Ojai
• John
• Moccasins
• OPOSSUM zombies
• Mechasin
• The Aracuan
• Knife Guy
• Luna
• Olulas
• AZATHOTH
• Penguins
• The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia

This game will feature:

• Gothfield
• Jon Arbuckle
• Pregnancy sentences
• Møqasÿn Rein
• The story-eating cat
• Tony Montana (enemy of the story-eating cat)
• Death
• The guy behind the white curtain
• Lesbians from Lesbianland
• Catgirls from Catgirltopia
• J. K. Rowling and her wicked witch club
• Reboz, the moccasin wizard
• ʔK'âʞДe
• And much more!

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Goatsebians • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • [[The Legend of ASBOWWAT: A Link to the Present]] • 1 UTC time down, 1439 more to go! • Proof that the ASBOxAAT writers are getting more and more insane • Mpreg Overload • The one you will never live to see. • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • ASBOxAAT Pantheon • Escape from Ojai: The Game • Make it to Ketchikan: The Sequel • Mpreg v • d • e Escape from Ojai is part of a selection of games hosted on Uncyclopedia. Text Adventures Abyss • Choose Your Own Adventure • Escape from Ojai • Escape from Ojai 2: Make it to Ketchikan • MMORPG • You Have Sinned • Zork • Zork 2 • Zork 3 • Zork Abridged Miscellaneous Games Automated Telephone System • Digital Fortune Cookie • Chess, the MMORPG • Confucius Says • HyperSquare • Infinite Loop • Oliver Twist • Oregon Trail • Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle • SimCity • Castle • The Blue Screen Of Death • Tic Tac Toe • VMSCE • Apocalypse Survival Over-sized Advertisement Unleash yourself and conquer the world! (or just the game board)