User:L10nM4st3r

User:L10nM4st3r

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In order to keep this userpage up, I am required to run ads 24/7, I am so sorry. What's the worst that can happen, we get some slightly weird ads occasionally?

I care about you. Honest!

2 random lions attacking a safari tour. There is no reason this image is here, other than the fact that I like lions.
— Hell Buster —
Species	flesh-bag
Location	the best country, the best planet
Age	19
Preferred Pronouns	he / his
Technically-valid Pronouns	they / them / it
Hobbies	playing video games; blocking people who send me a friend request in minecraft - because you don't need to be friends with somebody to spam them invites every 5 seconds (which is a real thing that has happened now only after playing some minigames on a server pretty well), you only need to add them; gamedev; writing JavaScript tools; killing ponies; eating chairs; eating tables; puking nails; pooping blocks of wood; making up hobbies just to add them here.
Languages	1337, ''Media'''Wiki'''''. Yes, only those 2. I don't know any other languages.
Signature	— L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched
Edit Count	13,917 (over 3,600 of which were automated) + around 1470
Occupation	an upcoming indie (solo) game developer
Block Count	6 (verify)
Largest Amount Counted	200,000 (verify)
Body Count	51(+2 escorted) moths

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This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.

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This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user is a member of the hell busters, and fights the accursed templates of The Dark Witch, while improving existing ones.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 8 months and 11 days.

This user exists. Therefore, they are a traitor to us all!

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This user page has been vandalized many, many times.

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VFH?

This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.

VFH?

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This User Reverts Shit This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!

THIS IS SPARTA!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!

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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.

fh-G

This user is a pony-hating, cat-loving idiot with no life …and deserves depth!

This user is a dumb poopyhead.

What? I don't know, man… maybe I'll get around to it. This user is Super Laz

This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.

This user respects and admires the fine art of trolling.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits.

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This user enjoys putting tildes in random places.

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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

This user is a M4st3r of the Empire of vandalism anti-vandalism.

This user thinks that the plural of userbox is userboxes. They are completely wrong.

alula was here

Fenris was here.

ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

ㅤ DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :]

<insert name here> is here, reading this very text at this exact moment

The following information is completely
false. Read on at your own risk.

The information on this page is entirely false.
For the real information, press ALT-F4.

password123

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

password123

Where you looking for me on a content mentally retarded wiki? Or perhaps you were looking for a certain talk page.

Hello, I am one of the Uncyclopedia users of all time. I am best known for... For... Erm... Well, you know me. Right? Why else would you be re-reading my userpage for the tenth time? Oh, because you're bored? Well, that's understandable.

Creator of the world-famous ASBOWAAT. Its popularity, as well as the forced insanity upon all its writers, was a freak accident. Enjoy.

Hey, are you even listening? Don't make me snap my fingers! Wake up! Oh good, you are now awake. Oh, and by the way, I can say weather or not you are a curious person. Just a fun little thought experiment.

Every day you know me, you'll lose at least 3 brain cells. To counteract this, stare at a turned on microwave oven for 10 minutes every day. It will turn your brain to mush, meaning you'll be unable to lose brain cells from me ever again.

Awards

This cat is tamed with a cat collar.

	Noob of the Moment December 2024

Contact me

• Use the Uncyclopedia discord.
• Email me for private messages. I'll most likely not see it, so make sure to use {{You've got mail}} on my talkpage to grab my attention.
• Or use my talkpage. It might be a little simpler than creating an account on some other website. Most of you guys are too busy on Uncyclopedia to care what a "discord" is.

Things which are also definitely not me

• User:L10nM4st3r's test subject - An unwilling individual who is used as a test subject and target dummy against his will.

The random game

Here's how to play: Press this, and if you end up on a page you have edited, you win!

My highscore: 3 attempts - 21 Febuary 2024

I's & l's

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As you can see, the entire content is filled with I's and l's. Can you guess which one is which?

Opinions

1. Jsao;ifvnjedhnfv;anmckjnadfgrkjnsfgvkjdvgbkandc k.fagfdk.jsgfkzdv.zsfb .szdsglfdkh klxg.hsdg;ldfskjnbljdknb This page will definitely get linked to in the future, and is therefore, 100% essential.

Quotes v | e

"I is spider man. Yes I am. My wikiwebs will save wikipedia!" - an IP on the Wikipedia sandbox.

"I HATE LIONS, THEY SUCK! FUCK LIONSMASTER!" - the same IP, after I responded to his original message. Plus it was kinda ironic. Although this probably happened because I said something about them killing Mysterio.

"Eat a nickle cadmium battery" - an IP on my talkpage in Wikibooks. You should do it, it's a good idea.

"I eat BBQ'd steak and di*ks" - Rock-O-Jello

"Ponies deserve depth!" - ARandomPage and L10nM4st3r

"Ok. I'm off to get a brain plumber" - Yours truly, on my fucking brain not......... err........ Insert word here that I forgot. Hmm, did I win a billion "dollars" last week?? I dunno....

Wrote v | e

Crappy stuff I wrote before I read UN:HTBFANJS:

• Having a number one
• Number alphabet

Stuff I thought was funny at the time:

• Woop sie (perso n) - maybe it still is funny, in the right context.
• National Typo Day - read after reading the page above.
• Cyberverse - gave up.
• HowTo:Understand
• HowTo:Cite spaghetti

Stuff I think is genuinely funny:

• A fuck ton of template spam and no real content - exactly what it sounds like
• Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
• Funny Bone - the bane of our existance
• Un:When the editing gets hot, burn even hotter
• No Man's Sky
• Gardevoir - saved from an inactive user's corpse.
• Flammable Monkeys - originally vandalism, I saved it from QVFD.
• Testicle Torsion
• About Me - no, not Me, but Me
• Rocket Racoon
• Ronan - tho quite short still
• Uncyclopedian of the second - read to the botom to get the joke

Stuff I think is hilarious:

• Thanos - Featured! (my first featured atricle)
• Drax
• XCOM 2
• Dolores Umbridge
• Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
• A story built one word at a time - The original!
• A story built one article at a time

In-Jokes, either for Uncyclopedia, or something else:

• A story built one word at a time - Almost featured ;)
• A story built one time at a word
• A story built one article at a time
• A story built one letter at a time
• A story built one byte at a time
• A story built one "a story at a time" at a time
• Brogo
• Code Cutting - a user on wikipedia, who thought they were on uncyclopedia, wrote this originally. I just brought it back home.

Stuff I'm not so sure about:

• Half a page

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More personal stuff nobody cares about:

• My best Fortnite moments
• Some random game
• List of things ive done that will trigger most of you - in a bad way

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Why are you here?

You voted for "Im not, I'm a bot thats visiting the page as a bot does" on 20 January 2025 at 22:42. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

To make sure you're not vandalizing

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To make sure you're vandalizing

3

Because I saw you in recent changes and never seen you before

3

Because Im <curious/a nosy bastard/son of a bitch>

5

Im not, I'm a bot thats visiting the page as a bot does

1

Because it's good to know who my fellow Uncyclopedians are

8

I honestly have no idea how I got here!

1

I was hoping I could troll you but for some reason I can't edit your page or the wiki crashes (don't try it)

1

I want to revoke my vote

There were 23 votes since the poll was created on 09:43, 4 October 2023.

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Did you like my userpage?

You voted for "Maybe" on 20 January 2025 at 22:42. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

No (then why did you read all the way through?)

1

Yes

11

Maybe

3

(Blatant lie) Of course I did!

1

(Lie to make me want to improve) IT STINKS!!

1

I want to revoke my vote

There were 17 votes since the poll was created on 23:34, 19 January 2025.

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