User:L10nM4st3r
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Trolley problem? What trolley problem? Its not a problem. The answer is simple: the trolley needs to pull its brakes.
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User:L10nM4st3r
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In order to keep this userpage up, I am required to run ads 24/7, I am so sorry. What's the worst that can happen, we get some slightly weird ads occasionally?
 2 random lions attacking a safari tour. There is no reason this image is here, other than the fact that I like lions. | |
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| Species | flesh-bag |
| Location | the best country, the best planet |
| Age | 18 |
| Preferred Pronouns | he / his |
| Technically-valid Pronouns | they / them / it |
| Hobbies | playing video games, gamedev, writing JavaScript tools, killing ponies, eating chairs, eating tables, puking nails, pooping blocks of wood, making up hobbies just to add them here. |
| Languages | 1337, ''Media'''Wiki'''''. Yes, only those 2. I don't know any other languages. |
| Signature | L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched |
| Edit Count | 8,299 (over 2,500 of which were automated) + around 1470 |
| Occupation | an upcoming indie (solo) game developer |
| Block Count | 4 (verify) |
| Largest Amount Counted | 200,000 (verify) |
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This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for |
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This user a member of the hell busters, and fights the accursed templates of The Dark One. |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 5 months and 7 days. |
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This user exists.
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This user page has been vandalized many, many times. |
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In an emergency, this user can be slapped with a trout. |
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This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before his plans for world-domination are complete. |
This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh. |
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE. |
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
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This User Reverts Shit This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode! |
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THIS IS SPARTA! |
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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! |
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. |
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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode. |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits. |
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This user thinks that the plural of userbox is userboxes. They are completely wrong. |
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Fenris was here. |
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ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ |
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Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia! |
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ㅤ DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :] |
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- Where you looking for me on a
contentmentally retarded wiki? Or perhaps you were looking for a certain talk page.
Hello, I am one of the Uncyclopedia users of all time. I am best known for... For... Erm... Well, you know me. Right? Why else would you be re-reading my userpage for the tenth time? Oh, because you're bored? Well, that's understandable.
Creator of the world-famous ASBOWAAT. It's popularity, as well as the forced insanity upon all its writers, was a freak accident. Enjoy.
Hey, are you even listening? Don't make me snap my fingers! Wake up! Oh good, you are now awake. Oh, and by the way, I can say weather or not you are a curious person. Just a fun little thought experiment.
Every day you know me, you'll lose at least 3 brain cells. To counteract this, stare at a turned on microwave oven for 10 minutes every day. It will turn your brain to mush, meaning you'll be unable to lose brain cells from me ever again.
- "I is spider man. Yes I am. My wikiwebs will save wikipedia!" - an IP on the Wikipedia sandbox.
- "I HATE LIONS, THEY SUCK! FUCK LIONSMASTER!" - the same IP, after I responded to his original message. Plus it was kinda ironic. Although this probably happened because I said something about them killing Mysterio.
- "Eat a nickle cadmium battery" - an IP on my talkpage in Wikibooks. You should do it, it's a good idea.
- "I eat BBQ'd steak and di*ks" - Rock-O-Jello
- "Ponies deserve depth!" - ARandomPage and L10nM4st3r
- "Ok. I'm off to get a brain plumber" - Yours truly, on my fucking brain not......... err........ Insert word here that I forgot. Hmm, did I sleep last week?? I dunno....
Crappy stuff I wrote before I read UN:HTBFANJS:
Stuff I thought was funny at the time:
- Woop sie (perso n) - maybe it still is funny, in the right context.
- National Typo Day - read after reading the page above.
Cyberverse- gave up.- HowTo:Understand
- HowTo:Cite spaghetti
Stuff I think is genuinely funny:
- A fuck ton of template spam and no real content - exactly what it sounds like
- Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
- Funny Bone - the bane of our existance
- Un:When the editing gets hot, burn even hotter
- No Man's Sky
- Gardevoir - saved from an inactive user's corpse.
- Flammable Monkeys - originally vandalism, I saved it from QVFD.
- Testicle Torsion
- About Me - no, not Me, but Me
- Rocket Racoon
- Ronan - tho quite short still
- Uncyclopedian of the second - read to the botom to get the joke
Stuff I think is hilarious:
- Thanos - Featured! (my first featured atricle)
- Drax
- XCOM 2
- Dolores Umbridge
- Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack
- A story built one word at a time - The original!
- A story built one article at a time
In-Jokes, either for Uncyclopedia, or something else:
- A story built one word at a time - Almost featured ;)
- A story built one time at a word
- A story built one article at a time
- A story built one letter at a time
- A story built one byte at a time
- A story built one "a story at a time" at a time
- Brogo
- Code Cutting - a user on wikipedia, who thought they were on uncyclopedia, wrote this originally. I just brought it back home.
Stuff I'm not so sure about:
More personal stuff nobody cares about:
Awards[edit | edit source]
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You have been awarded a Moccasin Ninjastar. This means basically nothing at all. Enjoy. –OPOSSUM
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Contact me[edit | edit source]
- Use the Uncyclopedia discord.
- Or use my talkpage. It might be a little simpler than creating an account on some other website. Most of you guys are too busy on Uncyclopedia to care what a "discord" is.
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