A fuck ton of template spam and no real content

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA! A • AAA • AAAAAA • AAAAAAAA! • AAAAAAAAA! • AAAAAAAA:AAAAAAAAA! • AAAAAA...AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAA) • AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA) • AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA! Jesus Loves This Article The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin. This page does not have enough templates. Please remove some THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE. This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet. We suggest that you vote it the Featured Article VFD immediately. E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

---

A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭ "In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" Note that both the 中国人 and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education
This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

---

A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭ "In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" Note that both the 中国人 and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

MAGIC 8 BALL

Outlook
Not So
Good

  A Cornucopia Of Copulation

Activities & Objects:  Adult toys • Alien Porn • Anal sex • Ass • Blowjob • Cum • Dating • Dildo • Doggy style • Foreplay • Handjob • Hentai • Incest • Logging • Long walks on the beach • Masturbation • Metaporn • Mouth • Pearl necklace • Pegging • Penis² • Phone sex • Pineapple titties • Pornography • Rape • Sex • Sexual intercourse • Sideboob  • Sperm • Spooning • Tits • Tittyfuck rape • Tongue • Vagina • Vaseline •  Vibrator Concepts & Philosophies:  A crush on a girl who is not single • Asexuality • Badly Drawn Porn • Bestiality • Bisexuality • Fetish • Friends with Benefits • Heterosexuality • Hoboeroticism • Homosexuality • Hot indiscriminate sex • HowTo:Be a Romantic • Love • My Chemical Romance • Pansexuality • Pawnography • Post-masturbatory depression • Pregnancy • Prostitution • Selective Inbreeding • Sexual innuendo • STDs • Tantra • The Birthday Suit Society & Culture:  2 Girls 1 Cup • Captain Autofellatio • Dr. Ruth • Gay • History of Porn • Humosexual • Lesbo • Lonely hearts column • Movie Of Lady Whose Ankle Is Showing • My Week Without Porn • People Who Like to Fuck Naked • Pounding bat sodomy • The Love Page • Tits or GTFO! • UnDebate:Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean? • UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!

This page does not have enough templates.

Please remove some

---