Pansexuality

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The pansexual mating dance.

Pansexuality (sometimes referred to as Panphilia) is a sexual orientation characterized by a strong sexual attraction to kitchen utensils. Pansexuality is sometimes used to describe the ability for people to love someone else regardless of species. This is not the same thing as Pantheism where frying-pans are revered as gods but there is some overlap between the two.

Reasons for pansexuality[edit]

They're just crazy!

See also[edit]

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Sexual Fetishes, Paraphilias, and Assorted Perversions
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