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“One man's horror is another man's fetish”

~ Sigmund Freud on Fetishes
Proof that people will have sex with virtually anything.

In psychology, a fetish is a very weird sexual attraction that is not considered normal. Of course, "normal" is different depending on who you ask, so that definition is rather useless.

An enlightened view on fetishism is very easy. Ask yourself the following question:

"Is engaging in this activity likely to result in permanent physical injury or contraction of some weird disease?"

If the answer to the question is "No", then go ahead and enjoy yourself.

History[edit | edit source]

No, thanks.

In earlier times, people would love doing weird things that they enjoyed, and nobody cared. Later, people called these things that people enjoyed a "fetish" and then, because people enjoyed them, they HAD to make them wrong. It began with ape men who tried touching other ape men's women. Over time, one of the earliest fetishes was fantasizing in bed with your partner. Very weird things can happen there, and thoughts can completely overload and discharge hot liquid, if you know what we mean. And for crying out loud, thinking about having sex with family is a very WEIRD fetish!

The Rancid Foot Fetish[edit | edit source]

This is what footsex looks like.

This fetish is unfortunately ESPECIALLY common around the world, but a lot of people, fortunately, find this act extremely weird. But I am confident enough to say that being attracted to this body part is VERY, VERY weird. Its disgusting toes, cracked soles, dirty nails and its musky rancid taste. Especially when a woman has big, hairy mannish clown-feet like Kate Winslet. I have also realized that there is not an act when a woman worships a male foot; but they will get down on their knees and disgustingly lick the feet of a guy who's rich and famous. What's up with that?

A very rare form of foot fetish has recently been documented by sociologists at the University of Colorado, most popular among engineering students at the University of South Helsinki (citation needed) but rapidly gaining popularity as internet pornography makes images and video of the practice widely available.

Fetishes are terrifyingly on the rise, since humans increasingly get involved with kinky sex after regular exposure to the terrible websites promoting it. This includes some of those who are of a particular religious persuasion, who have also harbored some very peculiar ways of expressing their inner Perv.

List of Fetishes[edit | edit source]

Sexual Fetishes, Paraphilias, and Assorted Perversions

See also[edit | edit source]