Boykisser
“A pet that is as gay as me!”
The boykisser, sometimes (rarely) referred to it as the silly cat, is a feline mammal that bares resemblance to the domestic cat. Its fur is completely white, and has black details and rosy cheeks. As it is typical for animals, it is usually only wearing his fur coat, although some witneses have reported of having seen boykissers wearing thigh-high socks and/or hoodies without pants.
Biology[edit | edit source]
The boykisser (Felis gayus) is part from the family of Internet cats (Felis meme), and as such, is closely related to species such as the nyan cat or the keyboard cat. However, unlike the previous two, who started to appear during the late 2000's and early 2010's, the boykisser's genus has started to appear during the early 2020's, making it one of the latest varieties from this family as of yet.
Some experts have argued that the boykisser has some genetical connection to the elusive pedobear, although there is no evidence for said claims.
Dangers[edit | edit source]
Despite its cute and cuddly exterior, it is extremely dangerous to get near an individual of these species. When a human gets too close to a boykisser, the human will hear the phrase "You like kissing boys, don't you?". Upon hearing these words, the human goes completely feral and starts kissing any human from the male variety in a 18 meter radius. Further investigation has shown that victims of the boykisser's attack have started wearing feminine clothes, drinking Monster Energy, and buying Blåhaj sharks from IKEA stores. Republican conspiracy theorists have argued that the prominence of these species is linked to experiments from the shadow liberal government that is trying to turn our kids away from traditional values and, instead, make them extremely GAY GAY GAY GAY.
Political usage[edit | edit source]
The boykisser is one of the main symbols and recruitment tools of the Femboy Legion, a shadowy global paramilitary organization that de facto controls Poland and exerts a great deal of influence over the rest of western society. The Legion has brainwashed many boykissers into joining them, most prominently <insert name here>. The Femboy Legion has weaponized the boykisser's "you like kissing boys" attack, and uses it for terroristic purposes globally.
Others claim that the boykisser is a sex symbol for the closeted homosexuality of many alt-right influencers, citing its whiteness as proof. However, as of now, we can only be marginally certain.
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