Boykisser
The boykisser, sometimes referred to it as the silly cat, is a feline mammal that bares resemblance to the domestic cat. Its fur is completely white, and has black details and rosy cheeks. As it is typical for animals, it is usually only wearing his fur coat, although some witneses have reported of having seen boykissers wearing thigh-high socks and/or hoodies without pants.
Biology[edit | edit source]
The boykisser (Felis gayus) is part from the family of Internet cats (Felis meme), and as such, is closely related to species such as the nyan cat or the keyboard cat. However, unlike the previous two, who started to appear during the late 2000's and early 2010's, the boykisser's genus has started to appear during the early 2020's, making it one of the latest variaties from this family as of yet.
Some experts have argued that the boykisser has some genetical connection to the elusive pedobear, although there is no evidence for said claims. Others claim that the boykisser is a sex symbol for the closeted homosexuality of many alt-right influencers, citing its whiteness as proof. However, as of now, we can only be marginally certain.
Dangers[edit | edit source]
Despite its cute and cuddly exterior, it is extremely dangerous to get near an individual of these species. When a human gets too close to a boykisser, the human will hear the phrase "You like kissing boys, don't you?". Upon hearing these words, the human goes completely feral and starts kissing any human from the male variety in a 18 meter radius. Further investigation has shown that victims of the boykisser's attack have started wearing feminine clothes, drinking Monster Energy, and buying Blåhaj sharks from IKEA stores.
Republican conspiracy theorists have argued that the prominence of these species is linked to experiments from the shadow liberal goverment that is trying to turn our kids away from traditional values and, instead, make them extremely GAY GAY GAY GAY.
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