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Twitter (official) @twitter Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything. Example: I walked on the beach. The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this. Reason: Your friend doesn't care. On the Innernetshttp://twitter.com   1,100 tweets 100 following 110 followers
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