GIF

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People argueing over the pronounciation of GIF.(Of course it's "give")

“It's pronounced /ɡɪv/”

~ Sonic the Hedgehog on the pronounciation of GIF

GIF (/ɡɪv/), often mispronouced as "JIF (/dʒɪf/)", is a type of photographic format. GIF is short for Girls I Fucked, since GIFs gets played over and over again like the girls you fucked.

History

Steve trying to invent the GIF

On a beautiful night of 1987, a young man named Steve Wilhite was having sex with his girlfriend. His penis got sore and he wondered how he was just fucking his girlfriend over and over and over, and that led to the invention of the GIF, which came from his penis, on June 15 1987. He named it because you know how he came up with the idea. After 2005, it became wildly used on the Internet.

How to use

How to get them

People discovering we can use shortcuts to make GIFs

Some graphics are created in gifs, or they somehow just are. But you can also create them yourself. Take a video, which is shorter than the time you can last while watching porn or playing with your penis or sex toy or whatever, the point is make it short, and put it into a iOS shortcut, which many did not know existed, or just search a gif converter on Google. The point is there's tons of ways to get one.

How to use

Send them to ur friends, to add some dynamics into your photos. This sure will make you stand out from those guys with short dicks! Sometimes you can use GIFs for your profile picture, which looks awesome. You can go and try that on Porn Hub now.

Extra Tip

If it lags out your phone and devours your memory like your stepsis devouring your cum during blow job, don't worry, it's a GIF, what do you expect?

Pronounciation

GIF is pronounced /ɡɪv/. Do NOT deny that.

Evidence

1.G in GIF stands for "girls".

2.Research shows that people who pronounce it as JIF /dʒɪf/ is homosexual, which is wrong and not promoted. (Not Ad Hominem or Bandwagon)

3.Words starting with g and is pronounced j always has an e behind it. I follows G in GIF, so it's /gɪf/.

4. Pronouncing Gif as "jif" is like trying to pronounce God like "jod". You are asking for lightning to strike, aren't you?

Fun Facts

1.GIFs are older than Windows.(In your face Bill Gates!)

2.They used to have a really low frame rate, like lower than your FPS when you are playing Fortnight.

3.When they are first cumming out, they only displayed 256 colors, so you might as well say computers back then are color blind.

4.Mark Zuckerberg promoted GIFs in 2015, rare Facebook W.